you wake up in Italy
OI PAISANO
WHERE'S LUIGI WITH TA RAVIOLIS
MACARONI
>>61981733
AYYYYY MOZZARELLA
*DA DA HANDAMOVEMENTSA*
MAMAMIA WHEREISTHA COOPA I REALLY DOAHAVETO PEE
>>61981718
Give my superior black seed to the nearest qt
AH DISSA PISSA ISSA SOA GOODA
>>61981751
DONTA FORGETOLINNI TO SAVEA SOMEA OF THATA PISS FOR MUMMAS SECRETA SAUCEA
FORMAGGIO AL FORNO
SCUSA?
ME ENCANTARE CON ESTE RAVIOLI!!!
>>61981782
OH NO I FLUSHA DA TOILET. NOW MA MAMA WILLA WHIPA ME. OHA WHAT LUCK
We do that in Israel too.
I wake up in Israel.
>>61981858
>wake up in Israel
I look for mambo classes so I can leave Italy as fast as possible
I-A WAS-A ROMAN-A AND-A SHIT-A
we do that hand gesture everyday
PORCA MADONNA
SUCCHIAME IL CAZZO FIGLIO DI PUTTANA
CAPISCI?
>be Italian
>lose a war
This whole thread
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PYOfldIHcJ
>>61981718
>you wake up in Australia
G'day m8, let's put another shrimp on the barbie.
Did you come here to die? No I came yesterday!
>>61981894
Italian ancestry
I love these threads
>>61981911
> be italian
> lose the war
> then win the war
>you wake up in Italy
*Pay mafia*
>Elbow+middle finger aka FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY
>The "waving it"
>The circular "go on, get to the point"
>The "smarty cunt"
And yet people remember just the "ma che..."?
>>61981939
kek
another day another struggle
>>61981718
>wake up
>go outside
>get kidnapped by italian mafia and have organs sold to black market
>>61983753
>that flag
>>61982910
>>61983858
HE WALKS AMONG US
>>61981718
>you wake up in Italy
>go back to sleep for two more hours at least
We really have to explain everything to you forestieri
>you wake up in Italy
>wake up in bed
>with your hot mom
YEAAAAAAH
>>61984962
what does italian pussy taste like?
AAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>cross the Alps
>Take a train
>I'm back home
wew
>>61985433
> you will never be european
umm, excuse me? didn't wake up in Italy? it's Venesia (note the spelling)
>Take the ferry from Ancona
>Back home in less than a day.
Wew
Fight off the Roman Catholic Church's magicians and sink The Queen of the Adriatic Sea and the rest of her fleet
>>61985668
> How Japan sees Europe
>>61985668
Shiro please Go out and play with samurais
>>61985721
it's funny because "shiro" means "white" in jewpanese
>>61985668
NOW THATS'SA A SPIIICY MEATABALL
>>61985668
Anime is not real life.
>>61985690
>>61985721
>>61985791
>All these Catholic losers jealous of Academy City's scientific advancements
I'll just have to crush that illusion of yours
>>61985924
Y-yes okay Japan very well done, are there any new toys you would like me to buy for you?
>>61985947
A new Guts figurine would be nice
>notice I'm italian
>go back to sleep as a good patriot
>>61985999
sorry, the Guts figurine i bought you 2 years ago is still on the shipping boat
>>61983753
My sides you asshole
toni babamaboni X'D
>>61981718
you'd be screwed unless you know Italian well because English isn't really spoken, especially in the south.
>wallow in self-pity
>ask for euros
>get euros from grandma merkel
>donate it to berlusconi's campaign because he promised to fix your self-esteem and make anime real
what a funny thread, haha
dio cane
Fredo, sei il fratello maggiore e io ti voglio bene ma non ti azzardare mai piu a schierarti contro la famiglia, รจ chiaro? Mai piu
It is always the sicilian stereotype.
>>61981954
>be italian
>lose against abyssinia
>fight war with germans
>betray
>fight war with germans
>betray
>goes into the EU with germans
>gets cucked
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>61995951
>evil hand syndrome
kek
>>61995402
the sopranos are neapolitan
HOL UP
*gesticulates*
SO U BE SAYIN
*moves out at 35*
THAT WE WUZ
*pays protection money to the mafia*
AYO AYOO HOL UP MUH NIGGA
*elects Silvio Berlusconi*
U BE SAYIN
*directs the crusaders to sack Constantinople*
SO U BE SAYIN
*turns fascist*
WE WUZ
*loses war to Ethiopia*
WE WUZ ROMANS N SHIEEEET
