Wake up
>>61981396
sup, what are you reading today?
>>61981833
Probably nothing
Fuck I want to sleep
Look what I just found on Amazon
>>61982726
How much they want for the spic?
>tfw nerd friends playing pokemon and I dont
>rano si tak jedu busem, najednou v rybnicku u kunratickyho lesa PSYDUCK, samozrejme vystoupim, chytnu ho a ted cekam 15 minut v desti na dalsi bus na chodov. ez:P
>>61984000
>>rano si tak jedu busem, najednou v rybnicku u kunratickyho lesa PSYDUCK, samozrejme vystoupim, chytnu ho a ted cekam 15 minut v desti na dalsi bus na chodov. ez:P
Hahaha holy shit, that was great! Pls, post more like this. The trips definitely not wasted.
>>61982964
very mucho pesos amigo ARIVA ARIVA
>>61981396
Good morning
>>61984176
Madari jsou podradna rasa co v Evrope nema co delat :DDD
>>61984477
true
but modern magyars are basically just slavic rape-babies so they can stay
>>61984584
>>61984477
kurva anyátok buta tót gecik
this just proves how our ancestors did a good job on you sheep hearders. Your inferiority complex is raging still.
So the new Pokemon game basically puts Pokemons in the outside world and you have to catch them? More or less like geocaching but with cute animals?
>>61984584
>doing nothing but sitting in your mountains and being a peasant under the kingdom of hungary, avoiding almost all conflict.
>HURR DURR MAGYARS ARE TOTALLY SLOVAK RAPEBABIES
>>61985761
Hungarian insecurities strike again. Go to your containment thread if you want to act all butthurt
>>61985812
Yes also you train them and fight against other players (there are 3 teams in game)
Herro v4
Do you like Japan
>>61986293
fuck off nip
>>61986199
well we are insecure and you have an inferiority complex, so lets agree on that and work on our mutual V4 future instead of arguing about stupid things.
>>61985864
>there weren’t slovaks nobles
>there weren’t slovak soldiers
no
>>61986419
That's rude. Even for you. Do you wanna see my sister?
>>61986597
nah im good m8
>>61986556
You are just a meme as you are right now, say what you want, you have always been better off as a part of someone else's country. Should have stayed either with us or with your Hungry brothers.
>>61986556
still the slovak soldiers and nobles served their hungarian overlords
>>61986676
you would be better off with krauts
Post some nice tunes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUWrcFpmI5U
>>61986708
you mean kings that for the most part weren’t even hungarian?
>>61986476
Why would we have inferiority complex when we are superior to you?
>>61986714
Don't be offended, wasn't meant to be an insult. We both would have been better off in the Czech-Slovakia Federation.
>>61986476
Since when do we have an inferiority complex?
>>61986747
The Árpád dynasty was full on hungarian, and there are other lords than kings
>>61986714
I agree.
HRE reborn when?
>>61985864
>implying magyars weren't civilised by slovak blood
>>61987040
In the next cycle?
>northern hungarians triggering somogyi parasztok
epic
>>61987059
no they weren't
>>61986419
>>61987092
>implying i'm vidéki
>>61987103
We like you, don't you worry on me. Post some Japanese QTs.
>>61986991
arpad dynasty lasted till 1301 and many of the arpads were half slavic
after that the only ethnically hungarian king was Matthias Corvinus who i think was half romanian but i’m not sure
>>61987164
>arpads were half slavic
> Matthias Corvinus who i think was half romanian but i’m not sure
kill yourself pls, you don't know shit about hungarian history
>>61987096
you settled when you came in contact with old slovaks, genetically you are pretty much slavs
but sure, keep deluding yourself that you are not just southern slovaks
>>61987227
How the fuck does the ruler takes up the ruled ones genetics so dumbfuck?
>>61987258
You drink their cum, easy.
>>61987300
it's an ancient czech custom like german shit-eating I suppose
>>61987258
intercultural exchange programs you dum dum :^)
>>61987368
yeah like the ancient slovak erasmusvski?
>>61987335
It is, are you jelly? What's the Hungarian custom? Dissolving their own country?
>>61987198
i said it wrong
not sure how many were half slavic but kings like Ladislaus I, Béla II, Béla III, Stephen III were half slavic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Hunyadi
>According to most contemporary sources, he was the son of a noble family of Romanian ancestry.
>>61987401
yes, when slovak farmers bred with magyar qts
>>61987474
That's a french custom, dissolving other's countries
>>61987092
én somogyi vagyok és sosem válaszolok szlovák posztokra
>>61987508
We dindu nuffin, it wasn't fault we lost 3/4 of our Clay. Pls.
>>61987489
>not sure how many were half slavic but kings like Ladislaus I, Béla II, Béla III, Stephen III were half slavic
show proofs
>According to most romanian "sources", he was the son of a noble family of Romanian ancestry.
>>61987528
minek vagy somogyi gec
>>61987550
ide születtem
>>61987145
thanks
I like you too
this is ヒラヤマン
>>61987575
az szar lehet
>>61987145
>>61987579
this, post more qts
also dzień dobry
>>61987547
it wasn't, our fault was that we had did nothing against it.
>>61987586
nem olyan rossz, közel van a balaton és horvátország is
>>61987549
just google it dude it’s easy to find on wikipedia
>>61987607
de akkor már inkább zala
Post QTs
>>61987664
I'm not the one who's prooving that so it's your job until you show nothing your statement is irrelevant.
>>61987258
Because peasants
Kan noen snakke norsk her?
>>61987689
what a lazy segg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladislaus_I_of_Hungary#Early_years_.28before_1064.29
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C3%A9la_II_of_Hungary#Early_years_until_1131
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C3%A9la_III_of_Hungary#Childhood_.28c._1148.E2.80.931163.29
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_III_of_Hungary#Childhood_.281147.E2.80.931162.29
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solomon,_King_of_Hungary#Early_life
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladislaus_II_of_Hungary#The_young_duke_.28c._1131-60.29
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A9za_II_of_Hungary#Early_years
gave you a lil bit of extra
>>61987861
Som er synd.
>>61987907
>>61987689
Does it really matter? Nowdays, you both live in utter shitholes the rest of the World doesn't even know about.
WE WUZ KINGS AND SHEEET
>>61987916
Этo нeт, мaтe
>>61987907
okay, thanks for the useless hard work but all of european kings married all kinds of other european daughters of kings because of political reason, except for the english, that's why they look so inbred
>tfw Pokemon GO seems like a really fun thing to do that would actually force me to walk around outside
>tfw my mobile phone can barely handle Facebook Messenger
>>61988079
it's shit
>>61988172
>walk around outside and collect random strange animals literally on the street
Seems pretty neat to me
>>61988079
it's shit
>>61988215
no it's shit
>>61988079
it's shit
>>61987978
Hvem er du? Fortell meg noe om deg, noe hemmelig.
>>61988079
it's piss
>>61988257
Jeg knuller din mor.
>>61988257
Я хoчy мyжчинa дoминиpoвaть мнe. И твoя ceкpeт?
Holy fuck i actually made a sentence and it makes sense according to Google translate. God damn, i am so proud of myself now.
>>61988423
Jeg ''knulle'' din mor, ikke ''knuller''. Du bor slutte å bruke google translator.
>>61988505
Holy fuck, good for you!
>>61988565
Watch out mate I will fuck you up.
>>61988598
Yo You can try but ah'll fuq you up sho 'nuff!
>>61988716
I fucked yo bitch with your pop.
>>61988749
Yo muh motha fuckin beotch iz yo' beotch what the fuck sup now?
>>61988840
Bitch realized she ain't into little kids no more.
>>61988899
Yo So, why did she fuq you then? you be uh little kid if anythin` you know das right!
>>61988952
Muh dick is da size uh lil kidz bod.
>>61988079
Its great
>>61988999
Yo You know what? Keep da beotch, she has STDs anyway. Enjoy dem you whitey trash Don' make me come ova there bitch.
>>61989000
Like your GF's pussy? Tastes good?
>>61988505
>Я хoчy мyжчинa дoминиpoвaть мнe.
я хoчy мyжчинy дoминиpoвaть мeня, eh close enough, how long have you been learning russian
>>61989098
She has beautiful lickable rose petals.
>>61989242
I'd like to taste those. Sounds pretty good desu.
What are you having for lunch?
>>61989286
Only the best for me.
>>61989329
Wanna have a 3some?
I have a new waifu, guys
>>61989526
>she
>>61989547
honestly, I would fugg her even if she had a penis
>>61989309
too lazy to cook,halp.
either pastika or I will just order pizza desu
>>61989526
>>61989547
Traps are QTs, some of them, to an extent.
>>61989128
Like a month, i'm just doing stupid duolingo excercises so far, but the plan is to learn enough to have a conversation and then learn by shitposting russian chans
>>61989603
Make scrambled eggs
>>61989242
is that a fancy way of describing a roastie now?
My biggest entertainment today is making up alternative history states.
Give me an nation/area/region/whatever to make a nation of (something i might know history of at least slighty)
>>61990272
Slovakia :^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)
>>61990272
central europe without hungols
>>61990465
dude that’s hilarious
>>61990528
Why do you hungols, they have a beautiful history dating back to the Golden Horde and Mongolian Empire. What you have? ''''''''''''''''''''''Slovakia history''''''''''''''''''''''' You are nothing and no one, it's not your place to spit on the others.
>>61990558
I know
>>61990589
>"My biggest entertainment today is making up alternative history states."
>"hey what about this one"
>"HEY THAT’S MEAN STOP"
>>61990465
>>61990528
Come on, be more creative than that.
>>61990927
that’s creative af bro
like who would take the hungarian area
would great moravia survive or would it be taken over by another state like bohemia
>>61990589
>they have a beautiful history dating back to the Golden Horde and Mongolian Empire
nice meme nigger
>>61990975
Oh you mean it like that. I thought you want to do history of some cz+pl+sk commonwealth.
Okay, gonna somehow go with that
>>61990589
The European part of Hungarian history is kinda boring though, the asian part is pretty good
Hello /v4/! Stop bullying and give me your best smile.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UMsQFEt94Q
>>61991093
>asian part
what?
good afternoon
>>61991215
whoops
>>61991261
whoops 2
>>61981833
im gonna take apart my old laptop in hopes that it has 1 stick of 4GB DDR3 to put it in my new one
>>61990272
HRE with Bohemians leading it. Rudolf the cuck died like a coward he was and Ottokar II was crowned as Emperor
>>61988079
we dont even have it
>>61991362
already did exactly that >>61989694
>>61991302
Don't drink while operating forklifts, you're endangering lives.
>>61991408
>operating
supervising
>forklift
it's a rail bagger
>>61990465
>>61990528
So i kind of did both if anybody is bored enough to read it
>>61992158
>>61992194
>>61991214
Attila was pretty badass even i as Slovak have to admit this
>>61992443
atilla wasn’t magyar
>>61992443
>slovak education
>>61992467
>>61992762
t. Attila Kovács x2
>>61992790
some magyars actually want to take credit for the hunnic empire so they say atilla was a magyar or that they themselves are huns
>>61992973
Attila was magyar i have proof
>>61993617
show pls
>>61994317
Attila the HUN
HUNgary
>>61994376
thats fugging gay
>>61986991
Under Hungarian feudalism all nobles answered directly to the king, it wasn't like in England or France where barons answered to counts etc.
>>61987962
More people know today about Slovakia than ever knew about Kingdom of Hungary
>>61995065
why, what is Slovakia famous for?
>pro tips: nothing
>>61995221
>why
Think for a bit and you might find the answer
>>61995248
>>61995221
HALUŠKY, why do you even ask?
>noon
>34°
>now
>heavy thunderstorm and lots of rain
Glory to the thunder god
>>61995361
but it's only well-known in central-yurop... :c
>>61995509
Slava Perun
>>61991799
glad to see you take pride in your work
no seriously, i think that's a good thing
>>61995221
tatry
>>61995221
most castles per capita in the world
most cars made per capita in the world
Peter Sagan
>>61994376
in all seriousness though, the word Hungary likely came from Western sources mistakenly identifying us as Onogurs.
>>61995760
it's a boring week
>>61995221
best preserved Hungarian architecture due to Ottomans not getting that far
>>61996217
good for you
my colleagues have been at each other's throats since last Friday regarding a piece of software one of them wants to implement
i mean it is boring, but the constant arguing is also very annoying
Is the hardstyle scene alive in Prague?
I want to jump in clubs but I don't want to look like a maniac while everyone is shuffling.
I just tried cleaning my chair. I washed it like ten times but the sponge still turns all black when i slide the surface. What the fuck, it didn't even look dirty. And how the hell can there be so many dirt on leather, i thought it will be easy to clean.
>>61997689
because you're dirty
I feel like I've a lot of love to give, but there is no one to give it to.
>>61998141
I'll take some.
>>61998141
gay as fuck
>>61997074
Don't know but have a (You)
>>61998207
Feel free to. Have a you and my love.
>>61998277
Thank (You) already feel better
>>61998264
Thank (You)
>>61998141
I'll take some
>>61997074
Not normie clubs. Only clubs with your preference are junkie underground holes with questionable life support.
>>61998322
Here. Take it, you are a good person, even thought you didn't think so. If anyone deserves it, it's (you).
That's it
I'm going naked
18:26, tuesday and the thread is almost DEDED, what's going on? Where's everyone?
>>61999518
dead from heat
>>61999474
>>61999623
Heavy rain and temperature drop in eastern Austria, should reach you guys soon
>>61999623
What heat? Here in Prague it's gonna rain soon.
>>61999723
fuck yuo
>>61999999
czech these
>>61999877
Czech mine.
me
>>62000025
wow those are shit
>>62000051
shit lies in the toilet
>>62000002
Are you 59999999?
Let's count to 5. We can do it,
1
5
>>62000409
fuck you
1
what do you guys think
>>62000537
>no Zinger
get the fuck out
>>62000607
>>62000565
>>62000525
>>62000480
>>62000444
Thank you all for your participation. We did it team.
>>62000480
>>62000525
>>62000565
>>62000607
Just look at those samefagging times.
>>62000612
>>62000537
What do you guys think?
>>62000781
AND SO?!
>>62000782
>still no Zinger
>>61995221
wtf I hate EU now
wtf
now i understand why czechia has higher gdp than us
it's all because of inflated kfc prices
Could you recommend me some romantic film?
afternoon peeps from texas, wishing i was somewhere cooler.
>>62001608
How can I get a QT in Texas? Are they horny for them EU men?
>>62001577
The Room (2003)
>>62001577
Spalovač mrtvol
>>62001629
about as horny as every other girl in the u.s, you can try your luck but there's no guarantee that you'll lay one on your first try.
>>62001577
Eraserhead.
It's about the end result of romances.
anyone want to be friends?
>>62001813
We could be friends, how should I call you?
kurva anyatok has more replies than this thread and they have less people
>>62001859
We should have sticked with the Cz-SK thread, we have got only CzSks here anyway, Cz-SK thread using english language. What would be nice.
>>62001813
I can pretend to be you friend for a reasonable financial compensation.
Gonna watch Me Before (You), seems nice.
>>62001813
nah
>>62002190
i would like to invite thicc emilia to eat some cheeseburgers together and then let her use my face as a toilet afterwards
>>62002146
There goes our friendship. Hmm, I should have known.
>>61999723
its 35 here
>>62001577
that shit about time travel with that ginger guy
>>62002370
I don't have the money.
>>62002492
I don't care. I would have loved you anyway.
>>62002430
type into the google ''shit about time travel with that ginger guy''
The first result; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OIFdWk83no
Looks nice desu, thanks.
>>62002542
Would you perform friendly annilingus on me?
>>62002662
No, I thought we could be like the kindred souls type of a friendship. But you are just trolling, wasting both of our time. Why you have to be so mean?
>>62002737
But I want that.
quality thread
>>62002768
You do? Well, then. Let's be friends. Tell me, how should I call you? Who are you?
>>62002737
Because I find the notion of finding friends on anonymous imageboard moronic to be completely honest with you.
>>62002807
Ye, it is. 99 % of the posters are either from Cz or Sk and then there is this one guy (you), and his KFC order.
>>62002820
My name is Anon and I have no friends. How about you?
>>62002871
You can call me, let's say, Anon. I have got some friends to be honest, but I love meeting new ones anyway!
Post some Cocaine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYt0Nwt_oNI
![98164].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FRMYgqB.jpg "98164].jpg")
>>62002866
>there is this one guy (you), and his KFC order.
but im not him
>>62003146
Now, you have become one.
>>62002871
My name is Peti, and I am a kissless virgin
>>62003237
Nice to meet you Peti, how's your day?
>>62003186
i dont like kfc
>>62003254
it was shit and and everything is so hot.
>>62003237
Hi Peti! Are you in need of a friend?
>>62003456
>it was shit
why is that ?
>>62003481
Because he's a virgin
>>62002625
yeah thats it
>>62002866
tak preco kurva piseme po anglicky, polak rozumie a madar si to hodi do prekladaca
>>62003463
m-maybe
>>62003481
I don't know, everyday is shitday
>>62002871
>>62003237
how are you so pathetic? my 13 years old brother isnt virgin anymore
>>62003653
>I don't know, everyday is shitday
seek help
>>62003717
not everyone has an older brother to take his virginity
>>62003717
but you are
>>62003641
then make a czsk thread you dumbfuck and watch it die after 60 posts of autism
>>62003728
why?
>>62003786
why not ?
>>62003717
Why are Czechs so mean?
>>62003653
>m-maybe
If you actually mean it I can post a throwaway
>>62004129
okay
>>62004206
[email protected]
don't feel obligated
>>62003641
I'd rather have a CzSk thread with only english language being spoken.
