Tell fun immigration stories
>Be Russian
>come to Germany with age 6
>literally have no idea what nations are so it's a bit of a shock
>a girl says something to me
>Holy shit she wants to kill me!
>German sounds aggressive as fuck compared to Russian
>male teacher says something
>it's a female
>most females look like males
>"Oh look I learned a new word, it's called fun. Why do people have fun here so often? Weird."
>watch TV. "Holy shit I'm from that place. Look how chaotic it is with this drunk president"
>learn history about Germany and Russia
>my jaw literally drops
>Jesus Christ, what the fucking fuck? Are you fucking serious?? FUUUUCK.
>feel bad because Russia is such a mess and life in Germany is so careless
>surprisingly many Germans liked Russia more than I imagined.
Bros 4 life
This thread is so fucking gay
>>61980074
>mfw the assimilation works
rip russian bro
>>61980074
It's just western propaganda
this thread is gay
t. actual homosexual
>>61980074
>Move to the US from Canada
>Hardly anything changes
>move from burger to apple pie
very nice change of scenery
>>61980228
S P I C Y BOIPUSS
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lmao dude just rofl out of lole
>have russian friend
>he cried when his parents told him they were moving to sweden because he thought all countries except russia were nonwhite
>mfw he could see into the future
actually don't have a face, i'm too lazy right now
>>61980712
brown reggaeton boipuss
>be ruski
>10
>move here
>never had any russian friends
>????
>been 15 years
>spend days posting maymays and work from home
By the way I was at some german-russian wedding few years ago what's the deal with all the russian flags?
>>61980074
I never had any russian friends so I don't really care about the country but on that wedding they had some ruski flags and I thought it was kinda weird, most of them if not all grow in germany and some couldn't even talk russian
>>61982095
hui sosi guboi tryasi
>>61980074
DELET THIS
>>61980074
>surprisingly many Germans liked Russia more than I imagined.
Indeed we do.
Fuck the (((mass-media)))
Fuck the anglos
Fuck nato pussies
You think mergl is ruining europe because of shekelz?
NO YOUR WRONG
Its only to help mother russia against the fucking scum on earth called (((murrica)))
>>61982363
I remember how confused I was by what the "USSR" fucking was and here and now I got glimpses from movies/documentaries etc...and I instantly knew that it was something scary. So scary that it had to change the name from Russia.
Something about angry peasants who occupied Europe and wanted to get rid of money or something and the world isolated them for it and they stole rockets and shit and threatened to nuke the earth and they bribed rebels on the whole earth to spit in Americas face.
With German history it was different. The shocking image wasn't puzzled together. You got it shoved down your throat.
>>61982095
>never had any russian friends
Same here. 90% are idiotic Germans from Kazakhstan who think they're Russian because it's so cool and edgy XD CYKA BLYAT XD XD
But there are almost no hardcore Russians like me who were born there, I guess mainly because hardcore Russians don't fucking leave Russia.
>>61984960
I mean 90% of people I met, not friends.
>>61982399
t. East German
>>61982063
lol
>>61982399
How's life in DDR threating you Boris?
>>61980074
I wish more russians would migrate to western europe, we need more white influences
>>61985734
>russians
>white
kek
>>61985734
>russians
>white influences
they just happen to be white but their behavior is just like the average dindu
>>61985734
t. Henk Cykablyatson
