What would it take for Stoneyland to become Nordic?
>>61975758
shit thread
>>61975758
More muslim immigration.
I don't understand why Estonia isn't Nordic desu
Unlike Finland they acutally had vikings
>>61975797
because they are poor
>>61975797
russia took over
finland belonged to us
>>61975797
and unlike binland we were hanseatic to the core
the world doesn't make much sense if you try to rationalize shit
>>61975817
this. the only argument the """nords""" have against us is that we have a lower gdp/pc. it's pretty fucking pathetic tbf. but whatever, v4 seems to be a faaaaar better allegiance than the nigger cum drinkers of swe/fin
>>61975793
You could have reported it, but you took the bait instead.
>>61975797
Too baltic in mentality.
>Shit I don't want anymore
>do be a part of nordic
>do be a part of anything anywhere
>>61975940
why don't you stop trying to pretend you're nordic and join the sane club of /balt/+/v4/
i mean, no one likes you there. you're the odd one out. and you're the only one who understands what it's like being a slut to russia for over 40 years.. soo.. what's the delay?
>>61976005
This
>>61975797
because you don't understand what it means to be nordic
protip: it's not about the viking age
>>61976101
why don't you tell us allll about what it means to be nordic anon
>>61976133
DON'T BE RUSSIAN
my bet:
take all european values to have ever existed, thousands of years before your shit tier fisher village was created
sift out the ones that seem most reasonable (appropriable by SD) in the 20th century
market that shit as ""nordic""
as something ""unique""
>>61976133
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_countries
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_model
just a start, if you want to educate yourself
>>61976314
pussy
>>61976101
>>61976314
>>61975940
>>61976297
Daily reminder that Nordic is a Scandicuck term for North Germanic countries that was expanded to include Finland post WW2 as part of the European integration policy. Prior to that point we were considered Baltic.
>>61976347
lazy
it's about culture, language, history, social and political similarities, geography..
There's a lot more going on here than just WE WUZ VIKINGS
>>61976470
>language
better exclude us then
>>61976470
Anita Krohn Traaseth said to me in person "the Nordic project is just a marketing term, you should get on boat".
>>61976500
you are there because of historical, geographical, cultural, social and political ties for example
you don't necessarily need to check every single box
when people want to include Estonia it's just weird to me because Norway has NO ties to Estonia. It's just a country that Sweden and Finland interacted with.
>>61976613
Norway has no ties to Finland either
>inb4 muh neighbour cuntrehhh
>>61976613
pretty much the same affection that anyone ever has had with your country innit. unless they are sweden.
>>61976500
>t. österland
>>61976627
well that's quite simply a wrong statement, I can't change the fact that you're ignoring reality
>>61976679
What's that, Per-Sven?
denmark should be replaced by estland desu
>>61976661
And Denmark, and Iceland for example because you know.. nordic countries actually have things in common
desu swedes and should send all negros to estonia, while estland will fully migrate over to swed/finland.
you'll still have cheap labor, but much less rape.
>>61976716
Finns have more in common with Estonians than they do with Norwegians and Icelanders.
>>61976716
your main export partners are uk and germany... wanna tone down that "we nordics" bullshit already?
>>61976740
Fuck off Eestibrah, you have to maintain your own Finnic stronghold and start breeding like rabbits so that you have a shot against Rossiya in the scenario of an invasion
>>61976762
Iceland was settled by Norwegians, and we used to be in union with Denmark and have a ton of shared culture and history
yeah, some economic export to germany and the uk means diddly squat compared to that
again,you think being nordic is just about trade or economics?
>>61976782
we can't, the western feminism and fatism(kek) has arrived here also. The feminists have ruined men and we're as cuck as you Fins are. Only women left are so ugly and fat them Estonian men are too buzy drinking themselves to death, but you can probably relate to that.
>>61976782
enjoy your yet another 50 years of cucking (oh, shit, sorry.. the pc term is finlandization) by russia while we fight and die to death
>>61976800
your main export partners are:
uk
germany
netherlands
followed by the first ""nordic"" country of sweden by a very large margin
gtfo and go read up on your own economy which is nothing but a banana republic tier hack of an economy according to any and all economic measures that are not pure buck from crude oil
>>61976873
>enjoy your yet another 50 years of cucking (oh, shit, sorry.. the pc term is finlandization) by russia while we fight and die to death
fuck off fäm, at least we didn't get literally fucking invaded, we did what we had to do to survive
>>61976901
going down in history as the first and probably not last country to have a wiki article renamed from "the great cucking of finland" to "finlandization"... you have sooo much to be proud of bro
>>61976613
Sweden ruled Estonia for about 160 years and Denmark for about as long, a bit earlier. So that's 320 years of Scandinavian rule. We built some shit and founded their first university. Gotta count for something.
>>61976873
why is our biggest export partners or our economys diversity relevant?
It just confirms that you aren't understanding what it means to be nordic.
>>61976957
Our ties with modern Estonia is mainly banks and some trade
Last Swedish Estonians moved here after the red army swooped through
>>61976948
at least we don't have a russian minority making up 30% of our population :')
Everybody knows that the only fact why Estonia isn't Nordic is because Estonians have zero-tolerance to niggers.
Rekt.
>>61977003
>Estonians have zero-tolerance to niggers.
but half your country are russians
>>61976613
Sweden and Finland obviously have close ties that go long down in history, so do Norway-Denmark-Sweden.
Sweden, Finland, Noway, Denmark (never been to Iceland) seem a lot similar, doesn't feel like your abroad at all (except of course the language).
Estonia has that lingering reminiscence of Russia everywhere you go still to this day.
>>61976948
meh, having the soviet union affect our politics a bit isn't as bad as literally being under soviet rule and having 20% of your population deported and replaced with AIDS-ridden slavs
>>61976957
I'm sure that looks fine on paper until you actually visit Estonia and realize we are incredibly different people
we've interacted with lots of countries, we didn't invite all our friends to be nordic
>>61976968
you personally said that your biggest partners are only the nordic countries. you were lying and i felt i needed to point that out to you.
ESTONIA IS NOOORDIIIIIIIC
>>61977021
>Estonia has that lingering reminiscence of Russia everywhere you go still to this day.
t. never been outside tallinn
Don't try to be nordic, it's just not worth it. We are all cucks anyway :D
Why do you guys have so many autism fits over who is Nordic and who is Baltic? That shit is unimportant unlike determining who is white and who isn't.
Focus on the important things. You guys are supposed to be better than us.
>>61977105
i agree. we are looking towards better partners as we speak. v4 is the future. you nigger lovers and somaliboiz are fucking /ded/.
>>61977073
>sami
why do we let these ""people"" live here again?
>>61977070
>you personally said that your biggest partners are only the nordic countries.
But that is a lie.
Point it out ITT so I can understand where you got that implication, because the specific idea that our biggest economic partner is a nordic country never entered my mind while posting here.
>>61977099
Been to Tartu, Pärnu and Saaremaa. Why so mad?
>>61976873
>while we fight and die to death
you didn't do that last time
being nordic seems like a shit tier concept to me as an outsider
>>61977073
>sapmis
>>61977128
What are the important things?
>>61977181
agreed udmurtbro
>>61977193
Continuous debate whether Argentina is white or not.
>>61977160
Literally 0 russians at Saaremaa. Literally.
>>61977181
yeah who wants great living standards and good social movement anyway?
literally nothing good about the nordic model
>>61977258
>nordic model
could just be renamed "a bit less harmful than regular socialism" tbqh lad
good thing we're abandoning it
>>61977193
Determining which countries are white and which are brown through *serious discussion*
>>61977231
But that's actually quite important since only white societies are worth living in (with the exception of Northeast Asia)
>>61976873
>>61976948
Why the fuck are you so salty at us? Is it because we refused to go down with you and the Balts and fought to survive?
>>61977160
>Been to Tartu, Pärnu and Saaremaa.
all those places are as anti-russian as you can get you rusemaster3000
>>61977258
t. wellfarenigger
>>61977297
"a bit less harmful than regular capitalism"
ftfy
Somebody make a nordic flag for Canada so we can join
>>61977316
>Finland
>White
>>61977328
fucking communist, rope urself
>>61977317
he is salty at everyone ITT
>>61977240
I didn't mean there would be actual russians, what I meant was, it had that ex-soviet-union vibe underneath pretty much everywhere you go.
Beautiful country, still.
>>61977328
haha yeah like hong kong and singapore, literally shit tier..oh wait
>>61977357
Haplogroups tell very little about your actual autosomal DNA
>>61977297
yeah
i can't wait to experience some somalian Xeer anarcho rule
>>61977359
he's right though
>>61977361
special attention must be given to finns because i get the feeling they actually think they are "better" than us because they de jure didn't have soviet union but de facto suck russian cock till this day
>>61977197
Own civilisation is best.
>>61977258
>great living standards
Yeah, that's about it. You can have that without being Nordic.
>>61977357
>>61977421
>he's right though
prove it to me in terms of economics and i'll "share" bread with your commie ass
>>61977446
Aha, so you are salty at us because we managed to fight off the Soviets. You're just trying to belittle that by mongering "m-muh finlandization" whilst you got actually buttfucked by Slavs.
>>61977409
>>61977474
the nordic model being a less harmful version of standard capitalism is more logical than being a less harmful form of communism seeing how we never have had a socialist economy in any of the nordic countries.
>>61977446
Very few turbo autists "suck Russian cock", we're mostly neutral and you know it.
And we don't think we're "superior" (whatever you mean by that) to you either, we're aware of your history.
>>61977577
how was that little visit by putin last week, huh? kind of... embarrassing was it huh? kind of like getting a political bukake in front of the whole world wasn't it... ?
nah, didn't think you'd say yes, realistically your anus will still hurt during the next century if you resists nato ;)
>>61977637
>we're mostly neutral and you know it.
you're mostly what putin tells you to be and everyone knows it. wake up call!
>>61977638
We're neutral and playing both sides like >>61977637 said
Again, no need to get salty because we don't have a 30% russian minority
>>61977697
is salty the new slang for realistic?
>>61977638
You do realize Russia is a big country, don't you? You do realize there's no fucking with them, knowing what they are?
>>61977588
>less harmful version of standard capitalism
>>61977681
Do you think that you're the master of your own fate in NATO or something?
>>61977718
yeah, that's why we have hired muscle unlike you who voluntarily remain bitches, but put on a smiley face xDDD
>>61977733
you're not the master of any faith tbf
>>61977638
We hold on to our own policies, but we play it smart; keep your friends close and enemies even closer.
>>61977755
>is NATO's bitch
>still has a 30% russian minority
ayy
>>61977797
>play it smart
playing it to the tune of russia is not playing smart, it's called playing a losers game
>>61977834
and most of them loyal to us. shit you have never achieved in history have you? you've only managed to be loyal to the swedes haven't you? you bunch of fucking cucks.
>>61977755
We're the bitches now hmm? How does that Obongo cock taste like btw?
>>61977846
How have we played ''it to the tune of russia''? Care to elaborate?
>>61977883
>estonia
>being this arrogant
holy fuck you see something new everyday
>>61977925
dunno, but thousands of soldiers smell like freedom xDDD
how does that putin cum smell like tho? i bet you took a really good whiff out ot it when you cleaned your face from the cumshot that happened last week xDDDDDD
>>61977940
At least they were vikings bruh
>>61977883
Eesti bro these are Russiaboos who mask their intentions calling the policy of reptilian niinnistöö as somehow smart when they're just being cucked by Putin.
>>61977883
>waahwahhh we suck western imperialist cock because we're unable to defend ourselves so you must do so too waahhh
the amount of finnshits triggered is amazing xDDD
anser to me honestly now you fucking autistic ugly pieces of shit: what the fuck do you think is gonna happen when putya brings down the warhammer?
>>61977883
that NATO membership didn't get rid of your 30% russian minority and highest HIV rate in Europe huhh
>>61978038
i will not wear a rubber when i fuck your mum next time
god knows finnish slut pussy is made for superior estonian cock
>>61978018
We'd get obliterated were we in NATO or not, because we share the longest border with Russia in Europe. I'd rather watch from the sidelines comfily.
>>61978018
He wont if we don't join NATO, that's for sure. But if he SOMEHOW still does, then sure, we're on it.
>>61978018
If Putin intends to go to war with NATO then a NATO membership is pointless because of this >>61978105
>>61978123
>we're on it.
and you're under it. the it being the ground in this case.
get real and join the right side before it takes too long to talk this shit over. spit in his face, make him move his cavalry up north and starve. who gives a shit. only makes it more reasonable for china to rekk their shit. so how about it? we gonna fight the same line once again to keep the mordor out or we gonna be fighting alone?
>>61978018
>what the fuck do you think is gonna happen when putya brings down the warhammer
Not going to happen. There's virtually no reason for Russia to take Finland. It serves little strategic value with the exception of ports and Åland and the Finns won't give it up without a hell of a fight.
>>61975758
I'd rather kick out Finland than let Estonia in desu.
>>61978084
What the fuck is your problem with Finns?
Did something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWwL0QvsYvw happen to you?
>>61978212
>Åland
>Finns won't give it up
Nobody gives a shit about those inbred shitty rocks, I'd let Putin obliterate their bättre folk asses
>>61978243
you're a bunch of moomins with down syndrome who have somehow gotten the idea that you are better than everyone else.
you're a bunch of obnoxious cunts. and you have no manners.
>>61978243
He thinks we're on the "wrong side" when in fact we're just neutral.
>>61978281
I'm sorry Eesti, but if you start shitting on us you'll soon discover that you're pretty alone in this world.
>>61978212
With Finland Russia share really long and peaceful boarder, which is located near it's main cities.
There's absolutely no gain to break that.
Russia has absolutely no re
>>61978295
>just neutral.
that's a funny way of saying you're putins personal sluts
>>61978307
considering you did fuck all to help a bro out last time shit went down even tho we helped your shit a LOT... you know, maybe you're not the kind of company we like to keep around ;)
>>61978343
Fuck off you ungrateful little shit. Have those Balto-Slavic genes polluted your fucking mind this badly?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estonian_War_of_Independence#Foreign_assistance
>>61978381
we were talking about the war where we lost to russians aka. the wwii... ok? you can come out of your autistic fit now ok?
>>61978343
That's right. Turn your heads to Latvia and Lithuania.
>>61978281
>who have somehow gotten the idea that you are better than everyone else
>you're a bunch of obnoxious cunts. and you have no manners.
Your personal experiences aren't really valid reasons to hate all of us. But think what you will, I frankly don't give a shit.
>>61978272
And have the Russian set up shop right next to Turku? That's the problem, not the people living there.
>>61978418
We're a small nation, it's kind of unfair to blame us for the fact that you got buttfucked by Soviets in the end.
>>61978426
I like Åland, nice island for a weekend cycling trip.
>>61978422
don't see many somali there so maybe i will. don't see many uptight pseudo-swedes there as well so their stock just went up higher.
>>61978424
why make this post at all then?
>>61978458
bros help bros out. didn't see much of that from your part did we........
>finns and estonian fighting
åhåhåhåh
>>61976746
And Swedes have more in common with Finns than they do with Icelanders and Faroes.
>>61978517
So you're bitter at us because we didn't throw ourselves at Estonia when we were busy defending our own country? What the fuck could we have done?
>>61978559
I love Estonia and Estonians, but bitter morons like him piss the fuck out of me.
>>61978580
idk, we sort of fought for your country when we got steamrolled and no hope was left....
you know... bros for life and all that shit
Why would you want to be Nordic in 2016?
pls esti come back to /balt/+/ausnz/
>>61978517
>bros help bros out. didn't see much of that from your part did we........
They weren't "us" though, and I refuse to feel any guilt due to it. Till this day we still continue to contribute military aid and will sure fight besides you. Stop being so ungrateful.
>>61978621
>>61978654
Do you genuinely think that a few more volunteers would have made a fucking difference?
>>61976627
>What are kvens and sami?
>>61978674
there are latvians who are below average retard intelligence there and lithuanians who are about the same in retardation and the only time when the thred isn't completely retarded is when nz/aus hours are on, but that's when i sleep... so no, i remain /out/
>>61978730
>ungrateful
i have literally nothing to be ungrateful about, nor do i have something to be grateful about. it's only you. you can either be grateful for our guys fighting for your "freedom" which you sold to the russians for a hefty load of cum in your mouth of you can be ungrateful... that's literally it.
>>61978621
Just stop with that drama, more Hungarians volunteered to fight for Finland in Winter War than from Estonia.
>>61978796
They are as Finnish as you are Kurdish
...Okay maybe not Kvens since they're Finnic
>>61978838
might be because there are more of them to begin with?
you finns are really retarded as all fucks
>>61978833
now I've seen it all, there are actually estonians who think that all of finland's good fortune is due to the good will of the estonians and we, being the arrogant fucks we are didn't return the favour and let you get occupied D::DA:DW:AD:A ahahahahah fuck me
fuck it. you """nords""" can have the finns. they are such shit it is literally best for you to go down with the niggers and the inbred retarded ugly fuctards that are the finns.
i hoped they would be suitable for the white europe project but they are not.
>>61978940
We're of the same stock, you and I. You might as well call Estonians inbred and ugly if you do the same to Finns. If you're not a Balto-Slavic rapebaby, that is.
>>61978863
Kvens are finnic, the Sami I just dragged up because they're something Norway and Finland (and Sweden and Russia) have in common
Someone please post the pictures from Estonian race mixing club
All the eesti bullies.
>>61979064
there. now fuck you you inbred cuck
>>61978994
Nah, they lack mesolithic origins as seen here >>61977073
>>61979104
better inbred than bred with russians :^)
>>61979104
You're so bitter it's fucking hilarious. You're not responsible for our successes, and we're not responsible for our failures. Just fuck off.
Why is Eesti so mad again?
>>61979130
>for our failures
for your*
just keep on sucking putin cum and play the #neutral card
>>61979118
Nah, we're mostly of the same stock, discounting Western Finns.
>>61979149
>Why is Eesti so mad
because they cannot into nordic
>>61979149
Cause we fought our country instead of theirs and allegedly suck Putler dick
Eestipai is right. We're too kind and submissive towards Ryssä, we're not living in the era of Kekkonen anymore.
>>61979186
Toomas Hendrik Ilves, is that you?
hüva ööd
>>61979299
nah, but i do know him from family acquaintance, small world it is when it comes to estonia ;)
sleep tight ! don't let the rüssä bite xD
>>61979276
In which way? Since that estonian had obviously no idea, could to elaborate to our viewers?
>>61979337
>don't let the rüssä bite
we don't, if we did we might reach HIV rates on par with Estonia
>>61979361
92% of our hiv people are ethnic russian.... you should be glad as a bro nation should not??
>>61979337
Hyvää yötä.
>>61979344
We need to join NATO asap and embrace a stoic attitude towards that manlet.
>>61979418
>We need to join NATO asap
not in a thousand years fäm
>>61979337
Nice, you should have a go for it in the next election, seems like you have a lot of insight.
>>61979403
>92% of our hiv people are ethnic russian
exactly
>>61977073
>50% of americans have blue eyes
That looks like some straight bullshit, or at least a century old data 2bh.
>>61979535
It's obviously just white Americans
>>61979558
Between 1936 and 1951, only 33% of the non-hispanic white americans were born with blue eyes, compared with over 50% by the turn of the last century. Only 1 in 6 americans have blue eyes today, and if you consider only non-hispanic whites (63% of total population) having blue eyes, the actual number of blue eyed, non-hispanic whites would be somewhere between 25-30%.
http://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/03014460210157394
What is it Estonia want anyway? Are you not happy with your independence?
>>61975758
Different language, culture, heritage, ancestry. That is like asking "why isn't Lithuania Slavic?"
or "why isn't Slovenia Germanic?"
Unlike most Amerifats, I am a first generation German immigrant who realizes that culture isn't something that Obama gives you along with your free happy meal and nigger phone.
>>61977073
Having blue eyes doesn't make you Nordic. There are negroes in in the Pacific Ocean with blue eyes.
>>61978192
What will happen to Canada when USA attacks!!!
We should join Union with CHINA or something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is fucking hilarious
