>Italians don't eat spaghetti with meatballs
>Italians don't eat Italian sub sandwiches
>Italians don't eat Caesar Salads
>Italians don't put Italian Vinaigrette on their salads
>Italians don't have garlic bread
>Italians don't have little bread baskets to munch on while you wait for your main course
>Italians don't dip their bread in olive oil and vinegar
>Italians put potatoes on pizza but not chicken
>Italians don't eat chicken alfredo, chicken parm, or veal parm
>Italians can't have a latte with their lunch
What's so Italian about "Italian" food again?
It's gay
>>61975119
>Italians don't dip their bread in olive oil and vinegar
>bread in vinegar
It's qt when you see that every Josh has a bit of Nigel under the skin.
Italian """""food""""" is barely defensible on a good day.
>>61975447
Vinegar is great.
My roommate is a giant muh heritage fag, and always goes on about how he can trace both sides of his family back to Leeds. He refuses to eat anything remotely English though. He's seriously like a child.
>>61975119
>Italians don't have little bread baskets to munch on while you wait for your main course
They do, though
>>61975119
>Italians don't have garlic bread
I really didn't need to know this...
I would always talk in an Italian accent whenever I ate garlic bread.
>>61975706
How do you speak Thai in an Italian accent?
>>61975766
ayy bb u wanta sum fuk
>>61975119
>dipping the bread in oil/vinegar
You put it on your bread you fucking degenerate. It's like how you don't double dip.
>>61975805
Mama Mia
>>61975706
Please vocaroo your italian accent
I FUCKING LOVE GARLIC BREAD FUCK YOU FUCKING NIGGER CUNT I DON'T CARE IF IT ISN'T NATIVE TO ITALY IT'S STILL ITALIAN.
>>61978425
t. Anthony Soprano
>>61977974
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QPO1a206G3
Don't most Americans not even eat seafood? Of course they wouldn't know about Italian cuisine.
>>61978425
Order a bruschetta, fatty
>>61978761
>it's a "Canadians pretend they're not Americans with a funny accent" episode
Spaghetti and meatballs is literally the most italian dish in the world. What a travesty
>>61975119
>>61978728
>>61975119
>Italians don't eat chicken alfredo
Is this real?
>>61981196
Funny accent? I am from the Northeast, and they speak identically to me. They cannot tell that I am not Canadian, and when they come here, no one here can ever tell they are Canadian just based on how they speak.
>>61981225
w-why are you doing that?
Italians, what's your standard diet? Have you ever eaten American "Italian" food?
>>61981278
ISS SKETTI
>>61975119
I understand they eat a lot of curated or marinated stuff right?
>>61981278
>>61975119
That's american food not Italian.....
It's just that you think it's Italian, cause it's not a hamburger.
>Americans
>>61981541
Fuckin sick bantz from Hans over here
>>61981567
>>61981567
Classic
>>61981567
I never understood why Americans feel the need to do this silly shit. Our ancestors came over here for a fucking reason; their home countries didn't (or couldn't afford to) give a flying toss about them. It's one of the reasons I despise illegals so much. We take them in, from a country that didn't give one fuck about them, give them benefits, give them a second chance at life....and we get "LA RAZA! MEXICO'S REAL BORDER INCLUDES TEXAS/CALI!" in return. We get Mexican flags at presidential rallies and Mexican flag bumper stickers.
I'm an American. I'm not a Euro-American or Anglo-American or whatever the fuck. If there are any Mexicans in America, their stay should be temporary.
>>61981685
But you also get Irish and Italian flags, for example. You're just racist.
>>61981685
>"I'm American"
>NO UR LE NOT UR A LE UNITED STATESMAN INJUNS LIVED HERE FIRST YOU WHITE MALE YOU HAVE NO LE CULTURE
every time
>>61981685
It's like when your parents don't give a flying fuck about you and you try lots of shit in order to get there attention.
>>61981732
>Swede telling me what I do and don't get.
You sometimes get Italian flags in restaurants for marketing purposes, and I've literally never seen someone flying an Irish flag anywhere in my state.
In either case, neither group shows anything resembling the level of contempt for this country that Mexicans do. You don't see any Irish or Italians saying "this region belongs to my country!"
>>61978728
Translate ,I don't speak jungle nigger
I for one enjoy American cuisine quite a bit.
>>61982125
It's like he's just using everything he found in his fridge
they at least have the wine bottles with the little straw outfits... right?
>>61982125
That's clearly a pickled red pepper
>>61981952
I'm from Irving.
So maybe you're the nigger.
>>61982281
He is, that's Ja/ck/'s Garbage Stew
>>61975119
>Italians don't have garlic bread
Lie. Had my best garlic bread in a Roman restaurant.
>>61982789
It was obviously in a touristic place, serving american food to please the american tourists
>>61983153
We avoided obvious tourist places like plague so I guess your restaurants are shit then.
>>61983153
And gullible Finns.
>>61981267
we don't even know what that is
The fuck is your issues with garlic bread? it's god tier.
Amerifats also think that apple pie is American.
>>61975766
Even though this guy's dicking around, I'm honestly wondering this.
>>61978761
Haha!
Canada is like an even more white PNW
Stop acting like your culture is so different besides seal clubbing and Quebec
>>61981275
Anywhere above the Latitude of 40 sounds Canadian in America.
I'm from WA and I say certain words the Canadian way.
>>61982310
...no, not really.
>>61981567
We hate these people too.
Don't hate all of us over here for the lardasses that come over there.
>>61984725
it's very good but it's something that you rarely see in Italy
I guess that the chef in this restaurant >>61982789 went to america and liked it, so he decided to put it in his menu
>>61975119
We do have little bread baskets, you idiot
>>61982281
It's called maximising flavour, pleb
>The best _____ food is American
What a surprise.
Honestly I'm not sure Italy even exists anymore
>>61984728
Apple Pie is a staple here.
Damn stoned Germans.
>>61984698
Take Various cheeses such as Parmesan, mix them with milk and cream to make a cream sauce, mix in some Oregano and sage then drizzle over some Spaghetti.
>>61984998
I'm not sure if a non Euro hating or a non chav Brit exists anymore.
>>61975119
>Italians don't dip their bread in olive oil and vinegar
I noticed that shit in America.
Do they hava spicy meata ball?
Wait... Are you guys saying that Italians don't jump on turtles and grow when they eat mushrooms?
Once again murka has perfected a shitty incomplete culture.
praise Allah
>>61981685
here let me explain something to you
Unless you have 50+% Native American blood in you
you're just an illegal immigrant yourself, doesnt matter if you were born there....you have tainted sick yuropean blood in you.
or asian
or caucazoid
or afrikan
or WTF your great great great great grandpa n grandpa came from.
And you really have no right to say who is "illegal or legal" there.
This whole failed empire is built on exploitation and usery of foreigners...be it through outright brutal force or economic scams like "capitalism" or "communism".
your ancestor immigrated there for nothing more than to exploit the resources of this "newly found world".
Get Rich Fast Schemes
>>61983153
Garlic bread is French, mate
>>61982125
>IPA
Why did he pour an entire bottle of emetic in there? I was already puking before that
>>61981841
we never fought a war with ireland and took half their country you dumbass
>>61986087
if they want it that badly they should have been able to defend it
