>eat a kinder egg
>get cancer
>die
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/kinder-chocolate-defends-itself-dangerous-carcinogens-found-in-bars-germany-cancer-a7130701.html
Europoors will defend this in 3, 2, 1...
>be American
>eat a kinder egg
>get prison raped
>europeans put carcinogens in their food
>europeans dont vaccinate their children
>europeans are irrationally fearful of GMOs
Why are yuropoors so anti-science?
Did somebody say Salad?
>>61974271
Actually they are no longer illegal in the US.
>>61973984
>be american
>eat whole kinder egg at once cuz so rich
>die minutes after
>>61974375
>8$ kinder egg
>>61974375
>$8 an egg
wew
>wake up in murrica
>get shot
>die
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_the_United_States#Homicide
Murricans will defend this in 3, 2, 1...
>>61974318
>Carcinogens in food
It's made up. In every industrial production of food the chances are good to have some oil in it.
>Don't vaccinate
We have the same or slightly higher vaccination rates.
>Fear of GMOs
It's mostly a political thing. We don't need it and it supports the unwanted industrialization of agriculture.
>>61975023
>>61974627
>Slovakian and Canadian math education
2 eggs for $7.98 is $3.99 each
>Yuropoor damage control ITT
>>61974375
Yeah, nah. You need a gun to obtain it.
>>61976958
That's still too much for a small bit on chocolate
>guns are legal
>kinder surprise is illegal
Explain this, Amerifats
WHY THE FUCK DO AMERIBURGERS PAY 8 BUCKS FOR A SINGLE ÜBERRASCHUNGSEI
>>61974318
Haha nice one, you even baited a german assburger
>yuordumbs are so afraid of GMO crops for no reason that they mandate food be labeled in huge lettering when it contains GMO crops
I thought America was supposed to be the dumb one. Wewlad
>>61974375
>28 April 2013
Were they banned at the time?
>>61977439
No. We want it btfo because we don't need to increase production and we still have enough industrialisation in this sector.
Only a few eternal green's are really scared of it.
>>61977327
This
They should be $1 max.
