united scandinavia WHEN?
>>61962387
Didn't you guys fight for your independence of such a union?
>>61962519
no the swedes did
in 1521
>>61962519
nah they forced everyone in and hugged us to death soviet style
>>61962387
I'm up for it
1. Become immortal
2. Become invincible
3. Learn attack magic stronger than atomic bombs
4. Conquer and unite all the countries you want.
>>61962611
>>61962544
So a Spain-Portugal relationship? That doesn't sound good.
I made this yesterdau.
>>61962611
Fuck off, leave us out of your Scandicuckoldry
>>61962757
What does the cross represent? Are they trying to copy the UK flag or something?
>>61962757
end your pitiful existence
>>61962810
You're not invited
>>61962855
I mean the 'X' behind the cross
I'm up for it.
>>61962387
not soon enough
even though that pic and the poster >>61962611 are both turboautistic they're not wrong
>>61962904
Sweden will invite them wether you like it or not
Iceland > Faroe Islands > Greenland > Denmark > Norway > Sweden
Am i right?
>>61963113
shhh
you need to use reverse psychology on the finns
>>61963178
move Greenland below Norway and it's correct
Also Finland belongs below Norway and above Greenland
>>61962387
Never. Gardariki is ours.
>>61963543
Hólmgarður and Garðaríki are both Nordic by right
>>61962757
>official language sami
Kill yourself
>>61963799
does anyone care about the sami? do they even exist?
>>61963833
They are a bunch of reindeer hurding gypsies.
>>61963833
I didn't know they did until just now
>>61962387
Never 2bh
>>61963799
They are most definitely Scandies though whether you like it or not.
>>61964127
but they're irrelevant and not white
>>61963799
let's just go for Old Norse desu
>>61963642
NIEN.
>>61964160
that would work
>>61964160
They are Belarus tier white, I guess that's something.
>>61964127
They have no cultural, political or economic presence in scandinavia. They are just a bunch of useless irrelevant gypsies
>>61964160
>but they're irrelevant and not white
t. Iceland
>>61964405
Their cultural ties are longer than IE people's in Scandinavia. Norwegians being the racists they are towards Finns and Samis naturally had its effect on their socio-economic status.
When Swedistan gets uncucked
>>61964582
They're literal Samoyedic hut dwelling reindeer gypsies though and their nomadic culture is vastly inferior. They need to assimilate completely, solely because they are a burden otherwise, you SJW shit
>>61964770
Reindeer herding is profitable in Finland, Pelle-Göran.
>>61964770
This
They all live of welfare just so they can herd their precious reindeer.
Nothing but a burden.
>>61964773
WUZ
>>61964865
Just like rapefugees are the new NOKIA amirite?
>>61962757
>Official languages
>No Faroese
>fucking sami
sami isn't even one language
>>61962904
Thank god
>>61964770
LMOA Finnic cultural superiority amirite
>"In wonderful savageness live the nation of the Fenni, and in beastly poverty, destitute of arms, of horses, and of homes; their food, the common herbs; their apparel, skins; their bed, the earth; their only hope in their arrows, which for want of iron they point with bones. Their common support they have from the chase, women as well as men; for with these the former wander up and down, and crave a portion of the prey. Nor other shelter have they even for their babes, against the violence of tempests and ravening beasts, than to cover them with the branches of trees twisted together; this a reception for the old men, and hither resort the young. Such a condition they judge more happy than the painful occupation of cultivating the ground, than the labour of rearing houses, than the agitations of hope and fear attending the defense of their own property or the seizing that of others. Secure against the designs of men, secure against the malignity of the Gods, they have accomplished a thing of infinite difficulty; that to them nothing remains even to be wished."
>>61965033
Odd that you want the original people to disappear from Scandinavia but oppose immigrants from ME. But I didn't expect anything else from you.
>>61963543
Rurik was Finnish lad
>>61964582
>>61964770
Yeah, fuck those pesky Samoyed Samis, the Nordoscandinavian Finno-Aryans shall prevail
>union anywhere ever
lmao
>>61965151
The weak should fear the strong.
>>61965052
Sami is already an official language in Norway, Sweden and Finland.
>>61965286
Pretty sure there are like 10 different sami languages
>>61965351
True, but it's nordsamisk to be specific, which is the most spoken.
I was also wrong, turns out only we have sami as an official language. Probably because we have the most sami.
>>61965126
I don't give a shit about your overly used pasta, our culture and people managed to produce this, which I perceive as a stout proof of some kind of superiority.
You need to leave our country. Take the Somalis and reindeers with you.
>>61962757
i did better in eu4
Greenland is so beautiful I know it's poor and there's no one there except drunk inuits but fuck I would still move there if I could
Svalbard too. Just beautiful, frozen, out of the way places no one goes
>>61965351
We keep it simple by officially recognizing only three sami languages: northern, skolt and inari Sami.
And of course the government is obliged to offer services in said languages as well.
>>61962698
500 years is nothing. 900 years is a proper rivalry. Twice as long.
Norway and Denmark reunion when
Fuck the sw*des
>>61965798
Same here too senpai
>>61965564
See >>61965238
>>61966029
Norwegians are mostly descended from Geats and to some extent Danes and Swedes. Why would you want a union with Denmark?
>norge
>under andre
>>61966105
The fact that you stick with the memes only proves you failed to refute my central point. Your kin will be slaughtered some day, when the shit hits the fan.
>>61966467
haraldr hárfagri worst man of my life
come to iceland white man
>>61966886
Hvorfor kan ikke Island komme til Norge.
Fri oss fra nynorsk, lær oss Islandsk.
Kom hjem
What are going to do after unity?
Kill the dragons? Raid to the Brexitain? Huh?
>>61965171
Rurik was Swedish.
Suck on it Paavo.
>>61967134
We already killed the dragons. Seen any lately? Didnt think so. Oil is actually made from decayed dragons slain during the viking age. The fell into the sea as the vikings battled them from the longboats.
When we leave EU we can make a Scandinavian union instead. Give it enough time and it will either disband or turn into one country.
>>61967024
bráðum norski vinur minn
>>61962855
Norway has used a red saltire as a flag in the past, similar to Scotland's flag but red rather than blue.
>>61965798
>>61966069
>living in the arctic
the lack of sunlight will have pretty strong cognitive and health effects. most of them have shit day/night cycles and so depression and suicide is common there.
still, there's a lot of inuit qts, best looking natives imo.
>>61967453
Genetics disagree
>>61968396
He was named Rurik, not Esa or Seppo.
Nuff said.
>>61966479
My kind? I'm an ethnic Finn lad, if my kind was to be slaughtered then Finland would be fairly empty afterwards.
>>61968351
Disgusting
>>61962387
Why? To gather more brown people?
>>61968500
>gather more brown people
>Germany
>>61968432
>Rurik was a Finnic Kven, i.e. he was "Finnish", in similar way an average Savonian, Tavastian or a member of some other Finnish tribe is Finnish. Rurik was the founder of the early stage of what gradually became Russia, and his descendants ruled what today is known as "Russia" well beyond the Middle Ages.
>The results of the Rurikid DNA study referred to below are not surprising, considering that other DNA studies and other evidence point to Finnic people having inhabited the modern area of Sweden for thousands of years, including the modern-day area of Southern Sweden:
>• "The hunter-gatherers show the greatest similarity to the modern-day Finns", says Pontus Skoglund, an evolutionary geneticist at Uppsala University in Sweden, about ancient skeletal remains excavated in Gotland: http://gotland.3000.BC.kvenland.org
>Genetic studies were conducted on Prince Rurik's modern-day male line descendants. The 2007 Polish-led "Family Tree DNA Rurikid Dynasty Project" pinpoints the origin of the Monomakhovich branch of the Rurikid descendants' DNA "to the genetic haplogroup N1c1 – the so-called “Finno-Ugrian”" group.
>According to the Family Tree DNA report published, the studies concluded "that the N1c1 Rurikid princes belong to the so-called “Varangian Branch” in this haplogroup. The study confirms Rurik to be genetically related to the later Baltic Finnic peoples.
This DNA study is consistent with Roslagen in the northeastern corner of Uppland, a suggested birthplace of Rurik, having represented the southern border region of the land inhabited by Finno-Ugric people at the time of Rurik's birth.
>The DNA study also supports the view that Rurik descended from the Finnish-Kven royal ancestry introduced in many medieval accounts, similarly to many other members of the Scandinavian-Fennoscandian royal Yngling Dynasty, a.k.a. the Fairhair Dynasty.
>>61968569
t. New Pakistan
>>61968595
Fuck off Abdul
>>61966479
yess, all 5 of your kind will slaughter all ethnic finns, per-sven
>>61968574
>WE WUZ SWEDES N SHIT
>>61968574
Uppland is a Swedish word. It's not called ei saa päitää.
>>61968620
t. Mehmet Abdul Pajeet Rasheed Chong
>>61968668
Jawohl, frau Merkel,
>>61968724
>Implying people in this thread aren't shitskins acting as Scandinavians
>>61968787
>implying people in this thread isn't turkroachs pretending to be german
>>61968848
Learn English Chink/Curry/(Sand) Nigger
>>61968787
>Implying Germans aren't shitskins by default.
>>61962387
Never.
>>61968848
Aren't*
Venligst merk meg senpai
>>61968658
>>61968664
Rurik's paternal lineage was Finnish for no reason apparently.
>Germany
>white
>>61966886
>>61967024
Finn eitt kamar, tit bæði
>>61968935
>>61969022
Triggered much, shitskin?
>>61969012
Finns are a meme. There's no such thing as a finnish ethnicity, it's merely an offshoot of Swedes.
>>61968969
Takk for at du rettet meg. Senpai
>>61969085
kek
>>61969085
>>61969241
>1.5% of Finnish paternal lineages can be traced to Sweden
>Offshoot of Swedes
sure thing buddy
>>61969085
But they are not a mix of East Africans and and Middle Easterners
>>61969241
Yet you have no culture of your own.
kek
>>61962387
Awful flag. Just use Norway's, it's the best Scandi flag anyway.
>>61969357
Faroes honorable mention
>>61969357
They're all based off of the Swedish flag anyway.
>>61962757
There are dozens of different, unintelligable samii languatges. It's like saying "Official language: Indo-European"
It's retarded.
>>61969330
>Get utterly BTFO'd
>Change subject
Rurik was a Finn lad, his lineage attests to it. Your women took it up the ass from Finnic bulls as is evident from our language and people like Rurik.
>>61969597
Are we gonna have to crusade you again?
>>61969425
Red, white and blue forever the best colour combo.
>>61969666
Red for Communism
Blue for your balls
White for your cowardice
>>61969651
Greetings, Germanic servants! Check it out, I'm made of Finnic seed!
>>61969717
>t. ugliest flag on the planet
Not without us lads.
>>61970848
t. Cuckström
>>61971010
>>61971156
t.
>>61971469
>Heathen
fuck off, I'm a christian.
>>61971597
Christian or Neo-Pagan, you're all the same shit to me
>>61962757
It would be nice if you could put together a map of all territory which has been under the control of all the nordic countries.
are finns kept in zoos in sweden?
here in iceland we've been thinking about getting a yellow monkey in our zoo
>>61973875
t. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F_INMLk_lE
>>61962757
>Capital city: Oslo
99% sure it would either be stockholm or somewhere closer to copenhagen
>>61973927
nice try genghis
>>61973927
Elski handan sangin.
NovoRussia will invade Uni Scandinavia
>>61962757
>thors hammer inside a christian cross
I can't even this level of stupidity
