Quick! You have only 120 seconds to describe the difference between these two countries!
>slavs with lot of mountains
>part of A-H
>under 30 years old
>name of country is ''land of slavs''
there is no difference, we were one nation but eternal german separated us
>>61960935
slovakia is bro tier
slovenia can fuck off
>>61960935
Slovakia has twice the area, population and GDP.
Slovakia is Hungarian land
Slovenia is Austrian land
Very simple
>>61961114
tough words as for somebody living in a country that belongs to germans
czechs in denial, serbs in denial
>>61961278
oh the irony
>>61961016
offering a ferry service direct to berlin for rapefugees when?
>>61961319
what's the matter hans?
inb4 muh breslau und stettin
>>61961114
perfect desu
>>61961278
austria was kings and shit, be more respectful
slovenia is central europe whereas slovakia is eastern europe
>>61960935
language
>>61961292
Top BPE
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>>61965346
We are whatever Kosovo is, because Kosovo is Slovenian.
>>61961465
I'm sorry to break it to you, but Poland is just a meme country.
>>61965656
Have you ever heard Slovak music? Shit's scary. It's like proto-Slavic choral music performed by gypsies.
>>61960935
slovenia is butthurt at us
>>61965961
wtf are you talking about
Katovice,
Old Town
Maribor
Ljubliana
>>61966193
Slovak folk music just sounds uncivilized (but intriguing) to my ears.
>>61966346
u wot m8
>>61966566
>uncivilized
what, how can music sound uncivilized?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S05x_MwnY8
This for example, one of the most popular songs
>>61960935
Shit slav
Even more shit slav
>>61966884
Don't come here, the hostels might get you.
exyugo vs. exczech
>>61967091
>not Felvídek
Suspicious
>>61967071
Why would I come to a slavic shithole
>>61967145
>less than a 100 blacks and no chance of getting hot
>shithole
>>61965808
>estonia
>>61967215
>Lithuania: The electric boogaloo
>>61967193
Niggers are smart enough not to come to slavic shitholes.
>>61967304
>niggers
>smart
>>61967304
>>61967269
>liberia
>>61967128
do i look like i just got off from the butthurt bandwaggon for ya
>>61967520
Germany: The neglected clay
>>61960935
The left insignia is for girl scouts, and the right is for boy scouts.
>>61967876
>availible
Slovakia has Sulik, Slovenia doesn't
>>61960935
They have different names.
>>61968099
He looks like a gayer version of Schulz.
Austria is germanized slovenes,
Czechia is germanized slovaks.
Amigood ?
>>61968299
on the second part yes dunno about first
>>61968299
>>61968347
It's true.
>>61968347
Nope, no Slavs in Easternreach, did you really think the master race would mix with the underman?
>>61968418
>Prekmurje
>Primorska
>>61967582
>cheerokee empire
>>61968418
NEIN!
>>61960935
>Slovakia
Used to be part of Czechia
>Slovenia
Didn't used to be part of Czechia
>>61968568
Kaj imata Prekmurje in Primorska veze z Avstrijo?
>>61968299
No.
>>61960935
Both will play vital part in revitalization of Bohemian Pan-European Empire.
>>61968736
Bolj malo.
>>61968299
No, Czechs are Czechs you uncultured swine
>>61968347
Jdi se vysrat
Both are Poles in denial
>>61968768
No vidiš.
Slovenia was once part of the glorious french empire, not Slovakia.
Ha, and if you say "Imam otroka", for a Slovene it's part of life, for a Slovak you're doing slave trade.
>>61968811
>implying there is difference between children and slaves
>>61968771
Wysrany, co teraz?
>>61968811
Picrel statue in Bratislava. Its said to be soldier of Napoleon that fallen in love with girl while walking in Bratislava.
>>61968894
>>61968805
>>61968771
>>61968768
Ale ne. Už z toho je zase slovanský šitfest.
>>61968736
Cela Slovenija je bila nekoč avstrijska, Prekmurje po 1526., obala pa sicer šele 1815, a je to vseeno dejstvo. Poleg tega pa so se v Prekmurju naseljevali tudi nemški kolonisti, tako da trditev o avstrijskosti cele naše države pač drži.
>>61968979
:DDDD
Hockey? :3
>>61969016
To ne spremeni dejstva, da je bila večina ozemlja današnje Avstrije včasih poseljene s Slovenci, ki so bili pozneje asimilirani.
>>61968894
Slovani: sami usraneti.
>>61960935
Slovakia is to the north, Slovenia is to the southwest.
Slovakia is fully Hungarian clay, Slovenia only in parts.
>>61969180
>>61969180
We will never forget Slovensko Porabje, Sandor. When you least expect it, we will pull anuvva Trianon on you.
>>61969284
wait you niggers call your country Slovensko too?
>>61969325
Slovensko literally means Slovene (property).
Come back Slovene man.
>>61969463
but you are the ones who left
>>61969463
No bully our clay. :^)
>>61969271
But those are the facts Milos.
>>61969637
by that logic Hungary is Turkish land
Slovenia is yugo, Slovakia is not
>>61969725
We are Central European.
>>61960935
Slovenia are backstabbing fags.
Slovakia are bros I guess
>>61969786
I know that my german friend, but you were part of yugoslavia
>>61969817
>>61969817
Not true, remember Nazi occupation of Czechoslovakia.
Slovakia = hockey
Slovenia = Bad hockey
>>61969817
But we are bre #1 fans of Srbija. In fact, most of /int/ thinks that we are actual Serbs.
>>61969660
By that logic so is parts of southern slovakia.
>>61969786
>central european
I knew a Slovak a few years ago, and it was so easy to trigger him by mentioning that Slovakia was Eastern European. It got to the stage one day where he brought a map of Europe with him, knowing that I would joke with him about it, and drew bisecting lines across Europe that met in Slovakia just to prove his point.
>>61969891
what?
>>61969932
thats why i said its retarded logic
>>61969988
Wait, you're saying Slovaks do actually see the Kingdom of Hungary as an occupying force?
>>61970200
Yes
>>61969988
How you backstabbed us and became lackeys of Germany prior to WW2
>>61969875
So? Proves my point. Backstabbed. Serbs did not want to attack "fellow south slavs" while you guys made us out to look like demons and slaugtered our men just so you could get your own country. You can keep your shitty country but fuck, be ashamed of yourselves.
Is Slovakia more like Slovenia or Czechia?
>>61970252
That was around the time you welcomed Hitler to ur country and all its armaments with open arms, wasn't it?
>>61970296
Serbia never wanted to attack, it kinda just happened
>>61970252
Thats not backstabbing Slovakia was first country to join nazi Germany. It was pretty clear what our intentions were. Backstabbing means pretending to be friend/ally and then attacking from blind spot
>>61970335
czechia, we are nothing like slovenia t bh
>>61970296
>naselijo srbe po Sloveniji
>organizirajo mitinge resnice
>napadejo Slovenijo
>M-Mi nismo nič krivi!
>>61970443
Pretending to be friendly for 20 years and once you got your chance to push a dagger up to Pepíks spine you did. Very brave of you Jožo.
>>61970410
UK, USA and France invited Hitler to Sudetenland, we were very much war ready.
Guess it turned out for the best though, virtually no war casualties in Cze. throughout the whole WW2.
>>61970443
>we are nothing like slovenia
In what way are you different to us?
>>61960935
Slovakia
>Central Europe
> Hockey
>Czech clay
Slovenia
>Southern Europe
>No hockey
>Italian clay
>>61960935
slovakia isn't landlocked I think
>>61970765
Slovakia doesn't have as many caves.
>>61970746
We're not bad at hockey, actually. Ever heard of Anže Kopitar?
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Slovakia is cool and bro tier
Slovenia is butthurt depressed alcoholics.
>>61970847
t. Izbrisan
>>61970847
Did Slovakia adopt čevapčiči as their national dish? Does Slovakia have 300.000 Bosnians living there? So ungrateful.
>>61970563
stealing flag is way more scumbag thing to do
>>61970959
Better map
>>61970986
You mean the Czecho****** flag and the Czecho****** motto?
I still dont get what you mean.
What else did we steal?
>>61970959
>dat cucked coastline
>>61970984
Get rid of Bosnias asap. They are the scum of Europe.
>>61970984
> Does Slovakia have 300.000 Bosnians living there?
No.That's why it's bro tier.
>>61971576
They are killing themselves, getting arrested and moving back to their shithole so no worries.
>>61971610
Good to hear. Shouldn't let them in anyway.
>>61971576
God damn it. The only niggers in entire Europe telling us we are scum?God damn it Alberto Barbosa, next time try using a german proxy please.
>>61971828
>>61971698
We needed cheap and good labour.They're better than nigger in that regard. Still loud and obnoxious though.
>>61971905
And don't forget, you needed someone to fuck your women cuz you are too busy with alcoholism.
>>61971828
Sorry Alija, your meme nation cannot insult anybody in EU. Even the shittiest countries EU countries look like paradise compared to your patched-up country. Just give up, dissolve, join Serbia and Croatia and stop pretending you are capable of having a country.
>>61972019
>implikacije
Bosanskih opic pa res nihče ne mara.
>>61960935
SLovakians are cool guys, respect our teritorial integrity
Slovenians are backstabbing cunts, killed our unarmed soldiers before the war started, but luckily there are more and more serbs there and bosnian muslims will be soon majority, dished out
>>61971576
Fuck off
Bosnians are literally dindus
>Be the best example of peaceful muslims
>Personafy the Yugoslavic ideals of peace, unity, and brotherhood
>Get massacred wholesale by serbs
>Get massacred wholesale by croats
>Still believe in the message of Yugoslavia
>Get massacred until you literally cannot stay in that abusive relationship
>Attempt to recreate the greatness of Yugoslavia with Bosniaks, Croats and Serbs living peacefully in one beautiful country
>Get shit on by Barbossa
>>61960935
Slovakia is mix of poles, czechs and hungarians
Slovenia is austrians with slav language
>>61972019
Hahaha yeah, cuz uneducated. orangutangish Bosnians are such a catch. I would bet most Bosnians are losers, doing the worst jobs and sharing some crappy apartment with 8 guys from the same village. They probably manage to save 50€ in a whole year and then go back to home village where they buy drinks in the local bar and tell stories how they fucked 100 women.
>>61972175
True, they are like roody-poohs.
>listen to loud shit music
>play basketball all day
>speak some weird creole
>stupid
>muh dick tier even though nobody would want to touch a b*snian
>their name is literally a curse word
>can't even get through elementary school
>always chimping out
>>61972277
So like the Portuguese then?
>>61972099
http://m.vijesti.ba/clanak/292627/bosanac-zaludivao-udate-slovenke-na-facebooku-pa-im-uzimao-novac
>>61972083
>Le EU meme
If EU was any good, Switzerland and Norway would join it, and UK wouldn't have left.
There is a reason why your country is the most mocked upon on /int/. You were given everything, great geographical location, colonies and everything and you still manage to fuck it up.Your people are literal gypsies, and you only survive due to tourism.
I'm not saying my country is great, but yours isn't any better so you have no right soy anything to me, Joao.
>>61972099
Tudi Bosanci so Slovenci, če smo iskreni. Bosanci so dandanes integrirani v vse plasti slovenske družbe in že zdavnaj niso več samo delavci.
>>61972335
No fuck off I was defending them
They literally didn't do anything to deserve the shit they got.
Bosnia is a GOAT country
Quit bulllying based Bosnians you disgusting mountain jew
>>61972363
More or less like every diaspora. I cannot comment on Portuguese one since I'm not Barbosa.
>>61972407
t. bosanc
>>61972413
>defending muslims
They didn't get enough.
>>61972277
Bosnian men are among tallest on this planet.Also,we have the biggest penis size in Europe.If anything, our men are alpha and good with women.
We might be poor, but at least we are not small dicked shitskin manlets like Portufags.
>>61972403
>I'm not saying my country is great, but yours isn't any better
Hans, not Joao. Also, was in every european country cause of my job, Bosnia included. And if you seriously thinking Portugal is not any better than Bosnia than you are even dumber than an average Bosnian.
slovakia landlocked
>>61972500
There's nothing wrong with peaceful and passive muslims.
I'd literally rather have a muslim than a protestant or an atheist any day of the week.
Hating them just because has to be the biggest meme on this board.
Let's remember here that it's not the Bosniaks who were the terrorists.
That was you
It wasn't the bosniaks who were the civilian-murderers
That was the Serbs and the Croats
It wasn't the bosniaks that broke up based Yugoslavia
That was everyone else
>>61972571
What good is your dick if most Bosnian abroad are uneducated chimps doing constructions and earning minimal salary. Your alpha males are living in small, crappy apartments, barely surviving the month and their only chance for a decent pussy is rape.
>>61967145
nigger detected
>>61972706
>That was you
Sure, Mujo.
>>61972771
Again, you see a bosnig's muh dick argument.
>>61972790
Nice try.
I sincerely wish I was Bosnian, instead I was born in this shithole
>>61972903
>>61972771
That's your stupid opinion and nobody give a fuck.
Do a research a little bit and you will realize that taller people earn more.
There are countless examples of successful bosnian immigrants.First of all there are countless sucessful bosnian sportsmen. Swedish minister of education is Bosnian.
Former senator of Iowa is Bosnia etc..
Slovakia: ass hole cunt of low lives ,and all tourists should keep away
Slovenia: well known for its scenic views, and all tourists should visit
Japanese soccer player Yuki Nakamura quits Slovakian club due to racial abuse
http://japandailypress.com/japanese-soccer-player-yuki-nakamura-quits-slovakian-club-due-to-racial-abuse-3122445/
>>61973456
Welcome to eastern europe, we hate everyone so its not really racism
>>61973456
and we have more views
>>61973592
>>61973642
no worry, we will destroy your cunt
Reasons to Hate Slovakia (the Slovak Republic)
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People are narrow-minded (absurdly uneducated, racist and lack foreign language skills), the police is unfair and is only creating trouble and the weather is gloomy and cold most of the time. They lack culture and history, have no empathy (see the racist cases against roma communities or against foreign citizens - Hungarian, Austrian, British, Chinese etc.)
Joe bloggs
The driving is dreadful.
The people are defensive and will not admit a mistake.
They are aggressive and rude.
They have no culture.
They are racist.
The police harass foreign registered cars.
georginho
i am foreigner and living in slovakia,, they are such rude and agressive, they hate every one all european country they see their selves as the smartest nation ever, and in real the bumbest i have friends from india africa jewish and muslim they had so bad experiences.. foreigners are unable to make friends here.
Dale
Lived here for many years. Yet to figure out what is so great about this place. Shitty mountains, run down infrastructure beyond retarded people and their food sucks shit. Yes Yes Slovaks I know you put salt in the water you boil the potatoes in.
Marine
Well, where to start…this country is a third world of Europe. Badly run, in cultural and economical decline. Educational system is going to the dogs. People of Slovakia are arrogant, aggressive, white supremacist, racist, xenophobic against other white nations,prickly and hard to cooperate with. I work in an international company and my Slovak colleagues talk often in a very rude or blatantly racist way about other colleagues who are not white.
The worst thing about them is that they are so hypocritical and ungrateful.
>>61973940
>mfw reading that
>>61973940
>racist cases against roma communities
