> You wake up in Poland, what do you do?
>>61953479
claim Lebensraum
look for someone who can speak english and try to find out why I woke up in slav hell
Buy shitload of cheap alcohol and take a ferry to funland
>>61953479
Be happy I finally moved somewhere relevant. Impress qt poles with my sexy accent and dance moves
>>61953479
kill myself
>>61953610
>relevan
lol
>>61953664
relevant is relative, Mr. Ubermensch first worlder
>>61953664
>german butthurt
good job Guatemala
>>61953647
this
>>61953479
>you wake up at poland
be praised because I'm american lol
>>61953479
1) make some kompot
2) drink some kompot
3) go for the witcher license
4) work as a witcher
5) die from wolkodlak
6) ...
7) KURWA!
>>61953479
Become a Witcher and slay mad medieval poontang
I get my Master in butthurtism.
I would probably kill myself
Lets hope it will never happen
>>61953479
>> You wake up in Poland, what do you do?
>>61953479
Move back to England.
>>61953479
I want to rename myself.
hello I'm wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Invade
>>61953479
Seduce big tittied women with my American currency and citizenship, film some porno and make bank.
Guilt-trip them into re-aligning themselves with Napoleon the IVth.
>>61953479
Visit some concentration camps, piss in the showers and ovens, then just go home.
Jebane ojczyzna ale jestem rosijaninem. Bede zadowolony ze obudzil sie nie w Rosji
>>61953532
literally anyone here who is below 40 years old speaks English on at least basic level fąm
>>61961324
>wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
can't even bant us right, it's dższczrzszczśćdzżź
>>61961424
"Przejdziem Wisłę, przejdziem Wartę,
Będziem Polakami
Dał nam przykład Bonaparte,
Jak zwyciężać mamy"
>>61953479
1) Buy a book to learn the language
2) Use my engineering degree to get monies
3) Find qt Pole guy
4) Settle down
Buy tracksuit
Buy pack of cigs
Buy can of cheap beer
Squat on corner, smoke cigarette and drink beer
Find gang of fellow gopniks
Harass tourists
Go on /int/ and get butthurt
Go home to civilized nation after a month
>>61953479
hope its a nightmare and go back to sleep
Assimilate because best friends are slavs anyway
Revive the Commonwealth.
Get drunk with random guys in a bar and tell them how I suddenly woke up in Poland for no reason, take a bus trip back to Latvia afterwards.
>>61962277
Don't do it. I'm not joking, Slavs are fucking awful. I was born in a Slavic country and I know what I'm talking about.
>>61953479
marry a polish qt and take a ferry back to funland
Go to Kantor
>>61953479
I don't get shot or stabbed.
>>61953479
Go to Lodz and see if CD Projekt Red would hire me.
>>61962302
Good lad.
>>61962138
>Poland
>le squatting gopniks xDD
Oh, of course, it's a fucking leaf.
I fucking hate it when some tard from another continent who doesn't know shit about Poland tries to bant us, or any Slavic cunt for that matter, with overused ruskie memes. I'm not even butthurt, I can appreciate a good bant, but this is just stupid and embarassing. It's as if I started to joke about how all Canadians are gun-totting blobs of fat who constantly yell something about freedumbs. Or about how all Spaniards wear sombreros and mass immigrate to USA. Or about how China used samurai and kamikaze.
If you want to bant then show some fucking insight, otherwise save your 9gag tier jokes for yourself, because it's cringeful.
Visit my grandpa's house.
>>61953479
Please correct this map Olsztyn has a international airport now and this map offends me quite a lot because it dosn't show it.
>>61953554
This , only cause I have a friend in Finland
>>61962849
Thank you for the butthurt Janek
kill myself
get access to my money, visit warsaw for a few days then go back home
Try to (speak and) kiss a beautiful Polish woman qt.
>>61953479
kiss my gf goodmorning and turn to the other side when she gets ready for work
after she leaves, make myself coffee, have a little wank to futa comics, browse chans, watch youtube, rice my linux and go to work as usual
>>61963932
That wasnt even butthurt your bant is shit
t another polak
>>61953479
Go to Kraków and bang my ex
Fuck bitches, I heard Polish women are fond of Gauls.
>>61964333
Nice numbers lad but ive to dissapoint u
>>61953479
Yell "Lublin is Russian clay"
>>61964891
>kievan rus
>russia
Wypierdalaj jebany krvatsko chuju z dupy.
>>61964891
GRANATA NA HRVATA
PIECE OF SHIT USTASZ BEACH NIGGER
YOU SUB-SERB
>>61953479
Walk back to Lithuania and get hospitalised.
Tfw it actually happened.
>try to forage for mushrooms
>hope I don't get my ass kicked by scary polish people
>get rained on and catch pneumonia
And Krakow/south Poland is croatian clay.
Go to butthur school to learn how to butthur properly.
>>61963521
The one who allowed this should be imprisoned.
>>61965483
>croatians
Even white Croats were put down under "Polish" name.
Fuck off, fake nationality.
>>61965324
Tell us more pls
>>61965966
Some guy from a Lithuanian city was looking for a job in Germany, and decided to go back home through Poland on foot. Spent two weeks trying to do that, but since it was winter his feet got frostbite and he had to have his legs amputated. amputated. Happened a little bit over five years ago.
>>61966230
lol
>>61966230
I expected a story about you getting beaten up, but this is even more amusing
>>61953479
Look around, explore, mingle with the locals if given a chance, visit Krakow, see the Zakopane, etc.
>>61966230
>on foot
>>61965655
Why? It looks good and has much more passangers than planned?
I remember that everyone outside Olsztyn was whining about it but now it seems to work and they just went quiet, no apologies.
>>61965243
Based Poland
>>61962498
>>61967383
>has much more passangers than planned?
Oh...
I would gasp
>eh. Nothing changed
>>61953479
Unite the former german clay.
STOP MAKING THREADS ABOUT US
I DON'T LIKE THIS ATTENTION
THERE'S LIKE FIVE A DAY AND THEY ALL HIT THE BUMP LIMIT THIS HAS TO STOP
>>61953479
Move to the UK.
>>61953479
Um, go to the bathroom, get cleaned up, change clothes, and eat breakfast?
