>You wake up in a mysterious country
>Locals seem friendly
Wat to do?
>>61945964
>>Locals seem friendly
>Wat to do?
Don't speak so they don't find out I'm french and stay friendly
>>61945964
>Locals seem friendly
They're clearly liberals. Rape some of their women and then use your refugee immunity card to take someones job and then live easy on welfare fraud while also working.
>>61945994
Note: The country is not Germany or UK.
>>61946061
Mate it'll work anywhere unless its cronulla
>>61946086
You should be a water ski instructor.
I will die in there because I cannot speak English
>>61946250
But you can write in english?
escape as soon as possible because they will want to eat me im sure
>>61946292
Do you have so much meat my hungarian brother?
1. Find bar
2. Get drunk
>locals seem friendly
panic
>>61945964
I would go to the historical sites and take a look around. Then when she appears before me, that one qt local girl wandering about all alone looking at the same stuff as me, I will say hello. She will immediately see that I'm a gentleman, but clearly not from around here. I would tell her my name and about the mysterious place I'm from. A place with northern lights and polar bears walking in the streets. She would say, "oh my, I wanna see that place - can we please go there? Please, please, please?". Well, dear, if you really want to see it so much, then who am I to say no, I'd reply to her. So onwards to my motherland we would go, and before long we would reach it. She is amazed as she walked the streets in which polar bears walked freely and with grace amidst people in harmony. In the air she would see the dancing northern light lick the black sky. She is in love with the place. I tell her she could stay forever if she want. She asks if she can be my wife and live with me, and I tell her it was the best idea I've ever heard. We go to my house and make beautiful love. Next day she has made me breakfast and coffee in bed. I love it, and tell her that after a quick shower we should go and get married in the town hall. After we marry and the papers are signed, we go and meet my parents and friends, and live together as the cute couple that we are.
>>61945964
Wave a 20 euro banknote to determine which part of the world I'm in by the reaction of young females.
>>61947990
>the streets in which polar bears walked freely and with grace amidst people in harmony
You got me with this tbqh and I'm not even a grill
>>61945990
kek, this
run back to my cave
>>61946803
not overweight
>undiscovered village
>theres no way such a thing exist in this day of age
>so they must have killed their visitors
>probably eat them too to absorb their powers
>>61945964
Smoke weed
Work as a math teacher
Be a secret friend with a blond little girl
Try to learn their culture and respect them
Get a qt local wife
Get their nationality
Continue to live honestly for the rest of my life
If any of these seem impossible immediately kill self
>>61947990
this is pretty fucking gay desu senpai
>>61946086
Something is wrong with your regionals
>>61948776
No, you!
>>61948776
not if balls don't touch
>>61947990
brilliant post
>>61945964
Take troops and invade it.
>>61950168
https://www.internations.org/poland-expats/spanish
phew
>>61945964
Find out if it's Poland. If this happens to be the case, walk in any direction with a hurried pace and a look of visible discomfort, wrought by the thought of being presently in the land of the Untermensch.
>>61950317
but the picutre says it's not so you're fine
>>61945964
hello Olsztyn bro
>>61950394
hello m8
>>61950363
In that case, I'd try to know where I was as swiftly as possible, so as to avoid accidentally stepping on polish soil.
(im kidding, I like you slawicher schweinen)
>>61945964
Find out where I am without speaking because they may not like brits
>>61950414
Shouldn't you check if Payet isn't around first?
I mean he has some beef with you girls.
>>61945964
Stab
>>61950455
Paye who? Is that the fabled monster that eats white people every so often when they visit Poland?
>>61950480
That's not the finnish weapon of choice here lad.
>>61945964
claim lebensraum
>you suddenly wander into a crowd of drunken students
wat to do now?
>>61945964
Live with them
>>61950801
Join in.
Drunk students are pretty fun and the girls are QT and might touch my willy if I'm charming enough
>>61950801
escape
>>61950967
>you run blindly foward, run out to the street and die under a tram
I'm sorry my german friend but this is what the dungeon master says happend
>>61951100
not so fast
*teleports above tram*
*unzips katana*
*slices tram into two halves whith a devastating strike while slowly hovering back to the ground*
nothing personnel kid
>>61945964
>find nearest armory and begin my dynasty
>>61946086
come and use this card here.
We have plenty of farms for sandniggers-albanians only.
>>61951270
R a r e
