>be British
>move to America
>marry American waifu
>become ameriboo
>live in suburban home with white picket fence and manicured lawn
>collect firearms
>host barbecues regularly
>drive minivan with automatic transmission
>despise Obama and all forms of leftism
>became American citizen
>to be honest, enjoy life in America much better than back in Britain
Am I a real American now, lads?
>Am I a real American now, lads?
>became American citizen
Why do you even feel the need to ask?
>>61944533
Do consider the 4th of July to be national 'fuck the crown' day or do you just consider it to be a day where you eat barbecue and set off fireworks?
>>61944573
I hosted a 4th of July barbecue where I feasted on burgers, set my shirt alight with fireworks, and fired a shotgun in my back yard.
>>61944560
One can be a citizen, but not a true American. Take, for example, most Democrats.
>>61944533
How abouts did you begin collecting firearms before gaining citizenship?
>>61944599
That sounds like you had a pretty good time, anon. For me I'm stuck eating ribs and watching the local show as fireworks are banned where I live (commiefornia). Will be moving to Texas later this year, though, and I'm pretty hyped.
>>61944625
Straw purchasing through my wife, senpai.
>>61944629
>california
Not really america, tbqhwyf
>>61944680
True. At least I can say I wasn't born in this state
>>61944533
>>become ameriboo
This is the point you became american.
>>61944698
California was once great. Like most things, it went bad when liberals and minorities started moving in.
>>61944680
>some flyover thinks im not a real state
california has the majority of the us pacific fleet in our ports, and a gigantic fucking battleship
Unless you live in virginia you can piss off.
>>61944871
flyover states are the best states tbhwy
>>61944533
You don't have to be a citizen or naturally born to be a 'merican. You'll know if you have "it". Even most American's don't truly have "it"
>>61944533
Pretty much.
>>61944533
How do you eat your burgers?
>>61945336
Most ways. My preferred toppings are avocado, cheddar, bacon, sweet baby rays bbq sauce, and banana peppers
>>61944533
FOY
>>61945412
>>61945412
>avocado, cheddar, bacon, sweet baby rays bbq sauce, and banana peppers
Damn. A true risk taker. Have me reevaluating myself right.
>>61945128
you dont count as a real geopolitical entity if you dont have a coastline
>>61944533
>become Ameriboo
That's when you became American, not when you were granted citizenship
>>despise Obama and all forms of leftism
