>Be ginger
>Born and raised at Harbin, China
>move to New Zealand when I turned 18 for college
>Parents are German so didn't learned speak English when I was young
>As a result I'm ginger with a very heavy Chinese accent
>Everyone who hears me assumes I'm retarded
>tfw
That makes no sense linguistically
>>61941957
top kek what a shit go
>>61941957
Sorry
btw, your parents are retarded for not enrolling you in English at a young age.
>>61941997
He sounds retarded
>>61941997
What do you mean? If you have heard strong Chinese accent, I sound like that, but I am ginger, so sound retarded.
>>61941957
Haha kiwi flag it must be true stupid fucking kiwis suck shit
現在你住在哪裏?
>>61942027
and you have japanese men saved on your HD, when does it end?
>>61942006
English is mandatory in China state school from 5 years to college, but classes are bad, so I learned nothing to little.
>>61942042
惠灵顿
>>61942049
That's a shame, you should work on improving your English while you're there, and stop speaking Mandarin at all costs, unless you like it.
>>61942049
You went to a state school as an expat kid? I don't think that has ever happened, especially not in fucking China of all places.
>>61942078
你会讲德语吗?
>>61942107
Harbin is very small city (by China standard) so state school was only real option available. If we lived at Shanghai could go to an international school.
>>61941957
>German
>Raised in China
>Speaks Chink
>Lives in Poopeeland
Really makes you think
VOOCAROO
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A R O O
post a V O O C A R O O
vocaroo pls
chong ping go home
>>61942171
>>61942125
会。我在家学了德语。
>>61942171
But I am white
>ginger
>chink
How does it feels lacking not only one, but two souls?
>>61942229
>>61942154
How bad did you get bullied? Did they take turns raping you in the locker rooms?
VOCAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kannst du denn mindestens Deutsch? Oder klingst du auch wie ein Spasi
>>>VOCAROO
>>>VOCAROO
http://vocaroo.com
do you have a qt manchu gf?
>>61942225
And Poo Peeland is not. this is a country for Big Maori Bulls and our (ethnic) Chinese overlords
Please vocaroo
>>61942169
>>61942163
>>61942295
>>61942338
>>61942348
>>61942450
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16qr0H81u7W
Sorry I had to borrow mic from room mate
>>61942468
give him some ideas lads
>>61942275
I think he was bigger than dem chinese.
>>61941957
Tut mir Leid, aber du bist damit ein echter Exot!
Hast immer was zu erzählen auf Feiern.
>>61942468
And both of you parents are German? That is seriously bizarre
>>61942275
>>61942506
I was very popular in middle school. especially girls, they thinked I was exotic.
>>61942493
SAY:
"Special deal! Just for you!"
>>61942468
Read your OP
>>61942468
read the first couple of lines of the national anthem or something
>>61942562
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Pat3shcUvE
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
How many boards
Could the Mongols hoard
If the Mongol hordes got bored?
>>61942468
jesus christ i thought i was a cultural anomaly, being half irish half swiss and living in america
ist dein deutsch besser als dein englisch? deutsch und englisch sind beide meine erste sprachen aber ich hab für eine lange zeit in irland und amerika gewohnt, so mein englisch ist jetzt viel besser.
>>61942616
Can you prove you're not just a chink?
>>61942780
My freckled ginger arm + chinese postcards from my parents
>>61942685
Sprichst du Schweizerdeutsch ?
>>61942867
>ginger european with a chinese accent
brah
if you're living here in auckland you might aswell be right at home
also it must feel pretty good being able to chat up the qts so it's not all bad lad
>>61942900
Chinese girls in China like any foreign man, because it means foreign passport. Chinese girls in foreign country want nothing to do with chinese foriegner, because plenty of normal foreigners to choose from. Chinese girl in NZ be my friend, but not girlfriend, they want native white boy.
>>61941957
>Born and raised at Harbin, China
For what purpose?
>>61941957
Elliott?
>>61942468
Hi, woowee
>>61942919
You're fucked then mate
but how did you not pick up a proper accent?
all the chinese here learn to speak mandarin and yeah they probably have an accent but speak normally
>>61942936
I don't have a English name
This is fucking bizarre.
>>61942948
They are rich kids from Shanghai who grew up learning at international schools. I went to state school with classes taught in putonghua not english.
>>61942229
Really makes you think.
>>61942954
Were your parents big sinophiles?
>>61942468
>>61941957
wtf lad
>>61942970
No, I'm talking about second generation sha bis that grew up here
they learn the language and generally have a kiwi accent but can speak mandarin just fine
it should work in reverse when you learnt from your parents
what happened man, did your parents just not speak english at home??
>>61943011
His parents are german.
>>61942468
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s16qr0H81u7W
read a book out loud in english so we can get a hint of that accent.
doesn't have to be anything interesting just something.
this is interesting i never heard chinese mainland english spoken by a white dude
now i'm interested in how it sounds
Btw i'm not mocking you.
>>61943003
My mum yes, she went there to teach German originally. My dad just went there because his company needed someone to run operations.
I am going to take a shit I will record stuff after
>>61943046
Can you speak German without an accent?
>>61943084
I can.
>>61943063
hurry up
>>61942468
Can you record yourself speaking Chinese? thanks la
>>61942886
nein ausser miehm wörter wie chuchichäschli undsoweiter, aber ich kann es ok verstehen
>>61943063
How long does it take you to shit.
>>61943403
I can sometimes shit for half an hour desu.
>>61942616
>be chink
>grow up in America
>perfect English
>can blend in perfectly fine in China or non redneck America
>be the opposite of you
Chink with white man soul here, how do you do white man with chink soul?
>>61943551
>chink
>soul
>>61943551
t.Michael Hua
Pls post a vocaroo in Chinese that insults everyone in this board, that would be untranslatable by wai guo ren.
I'm jealous at your income potential, you know? The perfect mandarin and shiet, can be very marketable.
>>61943561
More like Seoul, am I rite?
I reckon you are lying
>>61943846
I reckon you are gay
>>61943882
;p only one way to find out
>>61941957
Well, at least the chinese people don't bully you, right?
>>61942027
Who is this semen demon?
>>61942027
vocaroo
