If all the Scandinavian countries were to fight on a king of the table kind of fight, who would you bet on?
>me
Iceland
>why
The purest genes
>>61938917
Sweden, they would call upon their muslim vassals and allies to conquer all of scandinavia in shala
>>61938917
Not Sweden.
>Iceland
>The purest genes
Memes in 3... 2... 1...
>>61938917
Is that some kind of a drinking game?
>>61938917
We have the most aryan ancestry and usually have broader, coarser, more robust phenotypes. Swedes and danes are very slim, tall and good-looking, but we are broad as fuck and of strong build.
If we count Iceland they are weird, they're a mix og genetic weak skinny trash and powerful people like Benni Magnusson, but I think we slightly overtake them.
>>61938987
There is nothing meme about being genetically superior
>>61939044
Naw nigga, we be the strongest.
Don't try to talk yourself up.
>>61939095
Naw not memeing, this is your ambassador to Norway.
I've been there too, and a lot of you have that more skinny, lithe east scandinavian build. While here, basically everyone following the coast on the western side from Telemark to Trondelag are broad, robust types.
>>61939160
>Iceland
>Entirely settled by West-Norweigans
>East scandinavian build
Sure thing bud, keep being weak and Denmarks bitch
we would smash all of those cunts together
>>61939222
We were never Denmark's bitch, this is a lie.
And I'm talking about genetically western, keep in mind the west was the center during the golden age, plenty of people from Akershus, Herjedalen, Jämtland etc. resettling in Trondelag and down to Hordaland.
>>61939327
>We were never Denmark's bitch, this is a lie.
He claims while speaking Danish 2.0
Like west, east and center matter
You let the Danes roll over your country, even the Danes fought them, but you were okay being cucked by Danes and having your people and culture taken over by them.
>>61939044
I'll stick to my initial choice anyways
>>61939396
>even the Danes fought them
Meant to say
even the Swecucks fought them
>>61939396
We didn't get cucked or invaded or anything though, all our nobility died off, then the crown of the Kingdom of Norway (including Iceland, Faroes, Greenland etc.) passed to the rightful heir of our last King. Coincidentally, he was also elected King of Denmark BEFORE our King died, meaning that was his primary title.
After that yeah, we did stay with them, but we had noone to take our crown, it was rightfully in their family and either way, we were mostly just leeching money from them and offering nothing in return.
BEST Í HEIMI
>>61939509
>and offering nothing in return.
Other than your language, culture and butts.
At least my country had a lack of people and resources to do anything, your people could have said fuck you to the Danecucks and gotten your own king, as there is never only one true heir nor can an entire nations nobility completely be erradicated (with the exception of communism)
>mfw I accidentally started an actual fight between Scandinavian countries ITT
>mfw Norway and Iceland are fighting like hell
>mfw it turned out to be awesome
>>61939567
>what is svartedauden
And we did say fuck off, and we did get what we wanted, but then they lost against Sweden and that had to be put on ice because fucking Napoleon, we also lost our overseas territories at this point.
>>61939621
>And we did say fuck off
400 years later?
Good job Norwecuck
>what is svartedauden
A disease that culled the weak
As it has been in Iceland, as it should be in the rest of the world
The weak die off and the strong flourish.
Funland
>>61939675
Not so easy when you lose 2/3 of your population, be glad you were irrelevant enough to not get hit hard.
>>61939738
Oh yeah because diseses give a shit if you're relevant or not
Try living on an Island for hundreads of years and not only getting your land fucked by disese but also by brutal as fuck weather, serfdom, extreme poverty, starvation and with literally no way of escaping because the Danecucks.
>>61939814
>Oh yeah because diseses give a shit if you're relevant or not
Of course it does you fucking idiot, we got wrecked hard as shit because Bjorgvin was literally the trade center of Scandinavia, we got the plague first and it hit us hardest.
Also;
>brutal as fuck weather
Please, it's no worse than here.
>>61939945
>Of course it does you fucking idiot, we got wrecked hard as shit because Bjorgvin was literally the trade center of Scandinavia, we got the plague first and it hit us hardest.
Fucking excuses.
>Please, it's no worse than here.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I've been to Norway, and you've got to be fucking shitting me
Every Northern country claims that they have the worst climate
Unless you're from literally Siberia, you ain't got no fucking leg to stand on thinking you've got it worse than Iceland
Tell me, how often do people in your country die from exposure, because just recently a tourist was wandering around outside just a few km from the airport
He was dead after 7 hours.
>>61939542
so metal honestly
>>61940089
are you kidding? lots of tourists die in the mountains and on hikes here.
Dying after exposure after 7 hours doesn't say much. We may have slightly better summers than you, but that's it.
>>61938917
>icelandic
>pure genetics
When did pure replace the word inbred?
>>61940136
>lots of tourists die in the mountains and on hikes here.
I didn't say from terrain or anything like that, I said exposure, i.e. from the weather/climate
>Dying after exposure after 7 hours doesn't say much
Nigga this happened during mid-summer
>>61940152
Careful Paddy, we're also part Irish
So an attack on our genetics is an attack on yours.
>>61940170
Yeah, they don't die from falling or anything usually, they die because they get lost and freeze to death.
You do have pretty cold summers, I acknowledge this, but your weather is not much worse than ours and we have much, much harsher winters.
>>61940170
just memeing lad
i think the icelandics robbed all the good looking women from here
>>61940241
Atleast you still have joe Joyce
>>61940238
>Yeah, they don't die from falling or anything usually, they die because they get lost and freeze to death.
Yeah but that's on mountains, which also happens here
But imagine tourists diying in the fields at ocean level
>but your weather is not much worse than ours and we have much, much harsher winters.
Nawwwwww
>>61940241
not all of tham man
>>61940394
*them
NEW RULE: Norway and Iceland have to argue... in Vikingspeak. Go!
I c e l a n d would obviously win
>>61940394
Why are only nerds obsessed with her?
>>61940599
Well she is good looking, and pretty good actress I think, but she plays in a lot of bad movies
>>61939542
>icelander
>skirt
so manly lmao
>>61938917
iceland is being filled with polish people
>>61938917
>Iceland
>Scandinavia
>mfw an Icelander and Norwegian are arguing about who was cucked by Danes the most
>>61941620
how did the danes manage to not become completely Germanic folk
Poland
