just chilling and drinking edition
cara
new thread, in you come gentlemen!
he's not gonna like this
not one bit
Brits are cucks
vapeing
*scratches me sweaty balls and smells me finger*
ah, yes
>>61935326
>cara post
And now we wait for the inevitable ban
UK DNB resurgence when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oHBREK4NO0
Need a bf desu
Kyary
>>61935343
He was pretty lucky that both his parents have short names. Stops it sounding so posho double-barreled despite it being exactly that
ahAha yes the absolute madman
korean pop
>scores the winner in the Euros final
>can't even get a game for Swansea
hmmm
Doing a Portuguese tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1rzzQniHUk
Just realised I haven't seen a single Hans post all day
>>61935343
Is he autistic?
>>61935373
maybe he passed out from all his hotpockets tonight
You alright Tim?
/brit/ research finding number 345623: the first few posts on a new thread of /brit/ gives both the breadth and measure of the runts present
>>61935343
howling
>>61935403
You fucking eejit haha.
>>61935422
haha
probably
foy
>>61935419
Woohoo!
whats the real song called?
T S U
S
U
>>61935450
fucking excellent post
>>61935441
Don't mess me around, sunshine.
>>61935504
Literal runt
I believe in this country, I believe in its people
and I think we would be better outside of the Europea. Union
>>61935504
oh he tiny as heyylllllll :3:3
how old?
really excited for the wank i'm gonna have soon
can you all just fuck off
t. owner of /brit/
>>61935518
need you gone outta business sunshine
>>61935546
feel obliged to do one tonight but not really feeling like it desu
>>61935576
literally me
>>61935546
>>61935576
just about to crack one out at work lads
>>61935314
Did she get lip work done or something? Looks gross.. reminds me of those stereotypical D list porn stars.
>>61935478
Beethoven's fifth, you uncouth swine!
>He hasn't seen the video where Tim runs up to the smoking Sainsbury's workers to confront them and his trousers fall down
IM ONLY DYING FOR A HAM SANDWICH
>>61935343
this man has had sex and i have not
>>61935618
just spat my drink out reading this, is it real?
>>61935602
Would work her lips all the same to be quite desu
>>61935602
No one asked for your insipid opinion
>>61935544
He's 3 months and already bigger than his dad who's nearly 4
>>61935478
Northerner detected
Fucks sakes lads, some grot on the train coughed on me
>>61935618
Why does reviewbrah know who he is?
>>61935314
is she drinking indian turds?
slim shady lp is an absolutely fire album tbqh
business idea: all work cubicles are closed. to open the door, you must press a button. when the button has been pressed you will receive no pay until you have re-entered your cubicle and pressed the button again
>>61935618
link
why is quentin tarantino obsessed with black people
>>61935672
>turds
back to /cum/ with you
tim is the final stage of /brit/poster
bargain hunt will be shite without tim wonnacott 2bh
>>61935419
this is fantastic, my favourite post of the day
>>61935632
Yeah, it happened sometime in September last year. He stumbles running at them and the camera pans down and you can see his trousers around his knees.
>>61935365
fuck off micked you utter weirdo
>>61935672
Some foul smoothie, probably.
sent a risky text, she read it an hour ago and hasn't replied
why is quentin tarantino obsessed with black people?
Need an app like tinder for friends 2bh.
>create a dummy Facebook profile so I can stalk people in peace
>>61935647
thanks broseph
>>61935647
type 2 diabetes suspected
>>61935646
eeeeee 10/10 would roll on floor and let both lick my face desu
>>61935684
No chance I'm scrolling through months of his autism to find it for you sunshine.
>>61935651
reviewbrah always makes me hungry but we dont have any of the food he tries over here :/
>>61935732
why is quentin tarantino obsessed with black people
>>61935721
Let it go lad. It's over.
>>61935646
>dogs aren't neutered
hello scum
>>61935771
(((tarantino)))
job interview in 34 hours lads.
Bit worried, desu.
>>61935751
>>61935651
he literally lurks here you cretins
>>61935771
He has been hypnotized by Jewish propaganda. This is a man who was literally raised by television and has done nothing his whole life but absorb Hollywood filth.
just did a cum desu
who won the soccer lads
Just chopped the broccoli lads, what should I do next?
>>61935749
>>61935618
that video is a legend and only mention in the comments and purpodetly from last year and it's been deleted, there's a chance it's real I mean Tim does have pure disdain for sainsbury worker's smoking
Got a new gimmick
Its going to take this general by storm, look out for it
>>61935810
omg same
>>61935646
VERY cute doggos mate
>>61935822
wonder what deep fried broccoli is like
post memes
>born just in time to watch videos of a mentally ill middle aged man sing HEeEeeeeEEY JuUUuuuUuude and walk around his flat talking to his stuffed toys
ahhhhhh yesssss
>>61935801
How do you know?
>>61935831
*monitoring initiated*
>>61935820
Portugal
>>61935828
Definitely hasn't been deleted, or at least it wasn't a few weeks ago. I don't think he deletes anything.
>>61935859
kek, I'm steaming it though
Unironically bought tickets to a vulfpeck concert.
Keep dislocating my toes or something. Weird 2bh.
>that post depression wank feel
>>61935872
*monitoring entrails*
>>61935838
>>61935810
this is a blue board
i really want to see the tim video, one of you gents must have it faved/bookmared - surely?
please dont make me dig through 10 or so months of this man's madness
might do a cum since everyone else is
*unfolds yoga mat*
>>61935822
heat some evoo in frying pan (1 tsp should do it) add them brocs with some button mushrooms (if you have em)
have it some eggs or some chicken salad sandwich on rye bread
walla
>>61935831
Already planning to steal the design, make a cheap Asian knockoff and undercut you
>>61935201
>>61935201
>>61935201
answer my question about help to buy pls
any tights and or slags lads? reckon im gonna initiate the tug
>>61935751
really? really dislike fastfood when i don't buy it on impulse desu
>>61935846
spoiler this horse
Did a wank roughly a quarter of an hour ago.
>>61935846
Is she your wife?
>>61935861
what a time
want a brexit gf
Shit scared to mention the anime I'm watching in case you cunts spoil it haha
thinking of buying an Arduino to fuck around with,
>>61935923
>walla
pls no
>>61935954
HA. that would imply i'm in a relationship
>>61935932
yeah
Your gf can do a separate help to buy ISA and then you can combine them to buy a house
>>61935993
used to do arduino club at school, fun times
>>61935963
I will fucking wreck you if you post that shit again
doing a nice life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4RBHCsLLI8
>>61935944
its not so much the food hes earing its the variety
all we have is a mcdonalds in my area
>>61935618
you cant just say this and then not post a link.
![52675[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tnD7dMj.jpg "52675[1].jpg")
>>61935990
welcome to the nhk has a happy ending.
Unlike my life.
>>61935993
you wont use it for anything
>>61935908
i'm colour blind ;)
>>61936036
marat was murdered
>>61936032
>used to do arduino club at school, fun times
o yeah, which one la? i am thinking of getting the Maple
https://www.amazon.com/OLIMEXINO-STM32-STM32-Arduino-Shield-Compatible/dp/B007OTUWBM/ref=sr_1_5?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1468191406&sr=8-5&keywords=STM32F103RB
>>61936036
ARROWHEADS ARROWHEADS ARROWHEADS
ARROWHEADS ARROWHEADS ARROWHEADS
ARROWHEADS ARROWHEADS ARROWHEADS
ARROWHEADS ARROWHEADS ARROWHEADS
>>61936068
yeah obviously, regardless deathconsciousness is suicidecore
>>61935990
At the end of Azumanga Daioh they all get into uni.
>>61936050
well, i can always try la
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KgwEjhguyA
having a big think
>>61936090
Yes but change the filename, Jacques-Louis David's painting is not exclusively the album cover
whatever happened to cali vocaroo girl lads?
I am a shit human being.
>>61936082
thank god that's over
starry starry night
paint your pallet blue and grey
look out on a summer's day
can't be arsed to type any more just give me replies
Hey friends, drinking one of these because cider is tasty and I'm secure in my sexuality
>>61935990
the blond chick dies at the end
>>61936130
why?
>>61936036
check out this version as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZrome8oPxc
>>61936033
i'll post it when you least suspect
>>61936116
when it's cropped like that it is, the album is suicidecore, and that crop is the album cover, ergo it is named suicidenow
and there's nothing you can do to stop me
>>61936143
loud and proud eh
drinking one of these because I'm secure in my classiness
>>61936165
HE'S HERE, HE'S QUEER, GET USED TO IT
need a willy up me botty boo
>>61936143
no homosex
>>61936164
I'm tracking you down as we speak
>suicidecore
album makes me feel happy desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4G0nbpLySI
thailad are you here? could you make a link to /gsg/ on your site for me?
>>61936171
FONT
>>61936182
see
>>61936188
>>61936171
>dat rocketeer on the label
confirmed engineered for patrician taste
>>61936189
>I'm tracking you down as we speak
hmm yes
>album makes me feel happy desu
in a cathartic sense?
>>61936152
Probably because my parents got divorced or something like that.
>>61936127
Got exposed for being a catfish on omegle and stopped coming here
>>61936171
>specially formulated for autists
>>61935908
>not using tomorrow theme
lad...
>>61936239
this animal naturally looks unimpressed.
>>61936240
whats a catfish
>>61936240
She's a catfish?
Cant deal with the neet life
Cant deal with all this strife
The endless of hours of not knowing
I cant help but feel that my depression is showing
The endless cycle of repeat
It feels like Ive accepted defeat
END IT
more like Blink 18-ey-poo
me on the left
>go to spoons for dinner by myself to treat myself
>order meal
>come back and someone has taken my table
>ask them to move and they tell me to fuck off
>no more tables left in the building
just walked out, nothing seems to work out for me lads no mates no spoons no nothing fuck it all
>>61936231
no, dadg just triggers euphoria in my brain
>>61936153
good version, I like voids
you can get the whole thing for free on bandcamp
>tfw I K N O W
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LBtuhWMK9c&index=4&list=PL6K6cUUwvAEQjTVi453omHsM8WSr_Hk6i
Lads....
Evil won..
every non-military yank woman child and man would have to spend just under $2000 each on guns to match US military spending
why do they think guns will protect them from the gubment
want a gf lads even if she's ugly but preferably not
*sits in a musty old armchair and listens to Days by the Kinks*
classic chon
>>61936291
seriously tho, it fucking sucks
>>61936330
few farmers with aks and ieds done a number on them in afghaistan and vietnam
>>61936274
>>61936278
There was a picture of an attractive young lass going round which was alleged to be her but then she turned out to be some fat ginger bird or something of the other
genuinely feel like topping myself when i listen to HANL
>>61936309
Jesus Christ lad, sorry to hear that that's really terrible. I got laughed at for getting icecream alone on my 20th birthday if it's any consolation.
lads i need something good to watch or a game to play. anything that is a huge timekiller and addictive so that i have a distraction from my pitiful existence
rec me lads
i was going to have something on toast but i've forgotten what :/
>>61936391
It's not
>>61936398
learn to speedrun mario 64 without pressing the a button
>>61936398
Pokemon Go
>>61936382
was it this pic
>encourage people to own guns to protect themselves from the government
>complain about militarised police
ah yes, yanks
>>61936347
>>61936418
2.5 button run
>>61936391
makes sense
how much of a failure must a girl be to browse the 'chon
>>61936425
>>>/reddit/
>>61936347
laughed
>>61936398
Play GTA5 online with me :3
>>61936398
football manager
civ 5
stardew valley
>>61936425
>Pokemon Go
just downloaded that earlier and you have to actually leave the house for you to play it
*listens to HANL*
*switches on helium supply*
ahh yes
>>61936309
*hug*
>>61936367
aye true that. they probably know what they're doing on home turf though, they own the tunnels
>>61936398
I Origins
>>61936347
mirth
>>61936460
>not out in the UK
>downloaded it earlier
drop your proxy, yank scum
>>61936411
You aren't even the person I replied to.
>>61936432
>>61936460
Play it after dark.
>>61936491
proxy your phone and you can get it
>>61936342
u fuckin watch it lad
>>61936492
Can we be friends?
>>61936491
there's a workaround for it m8
you just have to change your region settings in itunes and make a new apple id account registered to new zealand
someone be my mate please even just a drinking lad
REALLY need friends 2bh
>>61936309
why didn't you just tell the spoons staff to clear him out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brL9LUvXcM4
Hmm...
>>61936347
that nearly floored me with laughter.
listening to the beatles lads
>>61936542
where you at la
>>61936491
>>61936517
Are you both fucking thick
I played it today and could see a stream of people outside my window playing it on their phones too
>>61936542
iktf. I wish I had someone to talk to.
>>61936309
should have spooned his eyeballs out
>>61936556
just fed up really, fate keeps fucking me over
>>61936486
just learned a new word
>>61936542
you can be my m8, as long as you've never uttered the phrase "white genocide" or "political correctness gone mad" unironically
>>61936531
Are you a robot too?
>>61936469
>>61936457
>>61936453
>>61936418
thanks brehs
>>61936573
Which album?
>>61936582
>Are you both fucking thick
No, I proxied my phone so it showed up in the app store
caught a gastly, cba with anything else
>>61936573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8CYAXRGuxU
alri tim
>>61936562
why did aquafresh sponsor this ad
>>61936596
I don't understand ,you just had to ask the spoons staff to boot him out
>>61936580
dundee
>>61936604
floccinaucinihilipilification
>>61936582
its really easy to download on android la
just (((Apple))) that make it dificult
>>61935916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4gGf19tEVU
this one?
>iPhones
kek
>>61936607
I'm NEET, yes
>>61936615
This channel is truly weird. Look at how much he uploads. He speaks well but at the same time is completely incoherent in what hes doing. He plays the piano and guitar a lot in his videos but has no real grasp on the instruments. He has a weird paranoid relationship with the neighbouring dentist. He pretty obsessive about dates and times. He leaves his TV so his "teddies" can watch. Definitely autistic or something, his social behaviour is weird.
going to message her tomorrow
>>61936610
sgt. pepper
>>61936659
FONT
>>61936624
i just wanted to go home, i was celebrating my 21st birthday but then i remembered why i dont leave the house when it happened
>>61936657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBRzlYT8yIY
Nah lad, he's just a normal bloke
Anyone want to meet up regularly around London just to hang out? Please
>>61936669
>sgt. pepper
Ahh, I didn't know I was talking to a fellow redditor, excellent choice my good sir!
>>61936700
Sorry I'm white
>>61936652
Alri then, [email protected]
>>61936657
he's almost certainly a paranoid schizophrenic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY
Tell me how cringey this is, lads. I'm scared to watch it.
shame I will never get to try LSD
lads i think i've actually forgotten how to make friends
whenever i meet someone new i'm so fucking rigid and uninteresting in conversation i just can't connect with most people anymore and feel really self conscious, anxious and aware of how i'm coming across
it's really getting to me desu
>>61936646
How much do the dentists know? was this their first interaction with Tim?
downloaded audible and have my free credit for a book
any suggestions lads? i'm looking for a fucking huge 60+ hour one
>>61936738
not so bad honestly
>>61936738
>keek
what a mong
>>61936786
Moby Dick
