tulips from amsterdam edition
čara
Kyary
janny gonna get ya
Don't have a clue what I want to do rn
Is it normal to think about the girl you fancy pooing? I find myself spending a lot of time on this.
>>61931599
did you enjoy the concert?
pls no janny
I'm back from measuring my willy.
Flaccid: 6x5
Erect: 7.5x6
>>61931153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbiSxunJatM
Probably because it was early in my NEET life and I thought I'd be a normalfag wagecuck within a year. Turned out I'm a professional leech so the only thing that's changed since is my ability to integrate back into society
USA > UK
just finished my monthly reread of The Prince
look forward to bending the earthworms at work to my will tomorrow
>>61931637
cm?
British girl on vacation here. Circumcised willies are so much more aesthetic than uncut ones, plus the guys can last longer too. I'm never coming back.
>>61931592
Englishmen includes the west of England m8
Serious group question mates:
How much exercise do you get a week?
>40 minutes walking for 5 days/week then nothing for the other two
>>61931657
Bit rude. Inches.
>>61931555
Wish she'd wrap her tulips round my tucock
You're not a wealthy white man if you don't own a private tennis court 2bh
>>61931678
about 3 hours of lifting and probably 5 hours of cardio a week
Me lobbing a chair at zee German scum
>>61931623
Apart from drinking to much water before hand and pissing myself mid concert, yes.
>>61931678
3 hours at the gym everyday except Friday and Sunday.
Gets pretty tedious tbqh.
>>61931730
do you not feel embarassed by how you've turned out as a person?
>>61931519
He doesn't appreciate his culture or know it because he's around it everyday
If you plopped him in the middle of Somalia he'll realise he doesn't have anything in common with them
>>61931732
Ribena
was going to ask if anyone had read this book im thinking of buying but then i realised i wouldn't value your opinion if you had so nvm
Hey guys, updated my vlog. I'd appreciate it if you checked it out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTu29QWDHSM
>>61931555
THE MADMAN HE ACTUALLY DID IT, HE ACTUALLY MADE A NEW THREAD
>>61931744
>3 hours a day
VERY bored lads. Might watch a anime.
>>61931775
No you didn't, birds can't talk
hahaha lads
>>61931678
15 minutes walking to the bus stop for 5 days and then nothing else
Gonna find a gym though and start to get into a decent routine in a bit
The one near to work costs fucking £80pm but it'd be very fucking convenient
>>61931651
FOY
O
Y
>>61931775
required watching
>>61931751
yeah kinda accurate and i'm a centrist/pinko 2bh
why we shoulda stayed in the EU, we have a lot in common with european countries
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>61931678
>go upstairs to bed most nights
>come back down when I wake up
>up and down for toilet breaks inbetween
>occasional trips to the kitchen to usually just look in the fridge and come back
Not much exercise at all now that I think about it.
>>61931623
Certainly did thank you lad. Pining for the next one already.
>>61931650
繰り返す。。。
>>61931836
kek
Thoughts?
Which one of you did this then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUC5s5K0Fdc
>>61931775
>"I have a 3D girlfriend"
going to go along with assumption that this is false
>>61931829
USA
S
A
>>61931663
>'British' girl
ahh yes, very good
>>61931732
Gross
>>61931859
Good lad
>>61931859
I think I'll take a nap.
>>61931893
I'm half Welsh half Scottish
>>61931859
He didn't say that
>>61931957
nice photoshop
>>61931850
>繰り返す。。。
Wanna try that in english?
>>61931957
he was a good Catholic boy who just got involved with the wrong crowd
why is zimbabwe so fucked compared even to the other sub saharan african countries
Fridge broke today, a bit sad.
north american girl on holiday in the english isles! so nice to be around un-mutilated genitals for a change :) never going home
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>There are wageslaves in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>61931982
T A E
A
E
>>61932011
FOY
>>61931874
What in the fuck is this?!
>>61932061
Just got into bed lol
>>61932061
literally at work as we speak
how does being a ward of the state feel? pretty emasculating i bet
broke some cunts fridge today aha
Skipped having a wank earlier today cos the gf was coming over and I was anticipating sex but THE FUCKING SLAG pulled a muscle in her neck at hockey earlier today and winces in pain everytime I so much as grab at her tits so I can't even slip a finger in her bumhole without hearing her whining and now I'm sat here wide awake before work tomorrow with bollocks as blue as a smurf unable to sort out ffs lads what do I do
>NEETs try to use 'wagey' memes in a desperate effort to distract themselves from their spiral of despair
>>61931982
Sorry don't speak it
>>61932093
Why yes, I am a citizen of the United States of America
>>61932062
How can other kpops compete?
>>61932011
Isleworth.
>>61932110
>having a hockey gf
first off congrats on having a good gf i am very jealous
secondly get the fuck out you normie cunt
>>61932110
Just wank with her there, what's the problem?
>>61932111
nah i am a wage slave (not even a salary cuck) and it's fucking shit, you know it is too
Lord of the Rings, Lord of the Dance, or Lord of the Pigs?
>>61931747
not at all
I'm on forced leave at the moment because I shattered my shoulder in a comical manner, and this is fucking boring, I want to go back to work.
You do know you have no change of getting married and having a family as a NEET right? And your family are disappointed/ashamed of you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
>>61932051
>>61932234
well you should do
t. your parents
>>61932011
>American girls actually do post stuff like this on Facebook
>>61932222
Lord of the Flies
>>61932158
Truly the GOAT
>>61932222
>Lord of the Pigs
did you mean lord of the flies?
>>61932243
Donnie Darko was a good film.
my m8 just said the media is really right wing
what the fuck
>>61932243
Don't be upset anon.
>>61932204
I'd rather be earning and able to buy things I want, live with friends, eat out at nice places, go on holiday etc. than be sat around at my parent's house all the time.
Feel like a 4 day work week would give people a much better quality of life though.
>>61931874
This is great
>>61931678
about 40 minute run monday
1.5-2 hours lifting on tue, wed, thu, sat.
30 minutes run/skipping fri
I try to do 10 minute run in the morning.
I work in a factory that requires lifting and moving boxes.
I am breddy helltea
>>61932267
I did indeed
it's been at least 13 years since I read it
>>61932276
persecution complexes aren't exclusive to the right-tards lad
>>61932274
trash reddit film
>>61932173
Normies come to 4chan m8, it's no longer a secret club
http://www.cattle-exchange.com/listing/sale-3-devon-cows
Gonna buy Ozzie and rename him Uncle Bucky or Buck for short.
Never mowing my lawn again.
>>61932282
Are you the Indian going to the UK to be a doctor? Make sure you don't treat the patients too kindly, Brits need to have something to complain about and will get upset if they don't
So is there a difference between wageslaves and those who are salaried?
If I'm salaried should I not be calling myself a wageslave?
the yanks are going a bit crazy right now lads
>>61932359
If you are salaried your boss can make you work extra for nothing!
>>61932349
I'm not Indian but yes.
>>61932370
>muh taxation
>muh no representation
they've been at it for centuries lad
>>61932370
Pork to be banned in the EU by 2020 to avoid making the new Europeans angry and violent
dad commented on how many black players were in the france team today
>>61932410
don't mean to trigger you just making an observation 2bh
>>61932394
Remember to tell them that your friends are coming over too, because Brits don't make good doctors
>>61932425
>im pretty right wing
oh so you're a racist. stopped reading there
>>61932421
bigot
>>61932359
>So is there a difference between wageslaves and those who are salaried?
no
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wage_labour
reading about the Coast Guard
seems they operate on a sort of "time on-time off" sort of deal.
like you work 7 days straight then get 7 days straight off, and so on up to 42 days on-off I think
seems pretty sweet ngl
like a part time NEET but with pay and respect
>tfw sailing around the arctic for a month then getting a month off to sit on your ass
>>61932388
True lol I signed away my 48 hour work week already
I came to spread the word of quran 2bh lads
welfare is a creation of the devil
>>61932458
>t. Owen Jones
>>61932452
Well I can only help bring people in once I have been there for a while I think. I am not sure how it works for getting more people in.
>>61932425
>critical of corbyn
stopped reading there.
https://youtu.be/GiXxBtrEiqA
;_;
Might just liquidate my assets, buy a farm, and breed cattle 2bh
Being a cow collector could be kinda cool
https://twitter.com/GoggleboxQuotes/status/752255203060117505?s=09
This Ronaldo fella is so fucking autistic. He blatantly done this on purpose and tried to play it off as a mistake
>>61932496
it's also my lifeline so don't rag too hard on it pls
>>61932425
The media agenda is largely set by the right wing press and repeated verbatim by the more centrist BBC
we did it lads
we won the euros
fuck off alyssa i just want to see you in your knickers
>>61932543
Get a job
>Arrogant students come to the UK
>Pay tens of thousands in fees more than natives do
>Think they're above the rules and can now settle down in blighty
>unless they can find a job paying £35k a year then they get sent home after their degree because of based theresa
>>61932580
but I have welfare
Sunny > Seohyun > Taeyeon > Yuri > Tiffany > Yoona > Hyoyeon > Sooyoung
>>61932491
NEW CANADIANS EUNT DOMUS
>>61932549
>The media agenda is largely set by the right wing press
>right wing press
You must be farther left than Che Guevara.
>>61932617
Seek help.
>>61932609
>Brits actually want a brain drain
Wew
>>61932569
who
>Eyes are itching
What did they mean by this?
>>61932512
missed the best bit
>>61932634
Only one newspaper endorsed Labour at the last GE, all the others endorsed the Tories
>>61932523
ha ha this rules!!
one day :(
>Why yes, I am unemployed
>>61932496
>How can there be a "Common Good"! The expression is a self-contradiction: what can be common has ever but little value. In the end it must be as it is and has always been: great things for the great, abysses for the profound, shudders and delicacises for the refined, and , in sum, all rare things for the rare.
>>61932650
This
>12th of July
this is uhhh
hah hah hah...
>THE CENTRIST BBC
>>61932616
You shouldn't, it is unconscionably immoral
Now have 0 days off or things to look forward too
hmm
>>61932727
>disagree. The murdoch press is not a very powerful tastemaker any more for people under the age of 30
>>61932681
>Tories are "right wing"
the media always supports the status quo, how many outlets supported the Tories under Blair?
so fucking bored lads. bored and hot
>>61932751
this is the persecution complex in action
>>61932661
>Deport the ones who can't meet requirements
>"""""brain""""" drain
typical arrogant student response, just because you studied sports science doesn't mean you have the right to live here, better to send you packing and bring in someone who can actually earn their keep
rich pakis subsidise our education system and then the thick ones get told to fuck off
What are your opinions of skepta and the rest of BBK using postboxes and telephone boxes as props on the mainstage of wireless fest to promote the idea of grime being a quintessential British music genre?
>>61932622
convert to the one true religon of quran (pbuh) 2bh lad
>You can tell this NEET is consumed by despair and regret just by his voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si43gka_VsY
wew
why haven't i been naked all this time
>>61932772
What is the warmest it gets in the UK?
poo
>>61931874
A compelling video that dissects the wagie lifestyle with textbook rapier wit.
>>61932804
dont care
>>61932814
Because nobody wants pubes on their carpet
Not a fan of this whole left wing vs right wing stuff lads
I probably agree with more left things than right but I am definitely racist so there's that
>>61932834
10C
>>61932776
>sunny and seohyun that far down
>>61932798
Most graduate-level science jobs have shit pay in the UK, far below £35k.
>>61932863
t. average leave voter
>>61932863
Just become a Stalinist and gulag all the people you don't like
>>61932863
UKIP is the perfect party for you then my friend
>>61932760
millions of the voting public do and its a fact that they set the media agenda
>>61932766
Blair deliberately moved closer to the right so that he could gain the approval of the right wing press
>>61932844
You randomly brought up people under 30, as if a minor demographic was actually relevant
>do a wee
>come back
>47 new posts
nah
not a fan
>>61932834
99 degrees at Heathrow
my cat loves kpop
>>61932859
i shave mine
so...
>>61932871
I got £32k starting grad job with promised performance and salary reviews at 6 and 12 months
Work in 9 hours, literally cannot be fucked living adult life. Can I be a child again?
First they came for the kpop, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a kpop.
Then they came for the jpop, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a jpop.
Then they came for the fedora, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a fedora.
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.
quite interesting our political situation is largely decided by people who can't dress themselves or climb stairs
Media is mostly capitalistic propaganda.
>>61932953
£32k < £35k
Sorry, deported
*makes bull noise*
*rushes you*
>>61932997
yeah so right wing propaganda
>tfw work in the morning
Think I have good ideas for posts but I can never be arsed putting in the effort to execute them well
>>61933008
Will be at that within a year at most
>>61932976
Stairs likely built by Polish builders
They're wronguns I tell you
>>61932871
Even better, the inexperienced get sent home and can try to get back in a few years later and in the mean time we get experienced immigrants who can earn their keep while native brits fill up the graduate level roles
we only let in a certain amount a year, why reserve a third of that for arrogant students when we can dole it all out based on merit instead
>>61932609
Had a some cunt from Latvia or something tell me why Brexit is so bad and how Brexiters are all evil racists and he studies in this country for free because of free tuition in Scotland for EU students.
Ah yes, very good.
>>61932997
>still talking about capitalism as if there's a viable alternative
nice meme
>>61933051
should've said anime ffs
this is what I mean
>>61932886
you caught me
>>61932906
UKIP is a single issue party though can't see them don't see the point in them now
>>61933032
Depends on the economy
And guess what, Brits just shat in theirs
In any case, doesn't matter, you won't be earning £35k at the start
>>61933068
You have a year to get that much
>>61933047
Pure ideology
>>61933047
Feudalism is viable
its just lame
applied for a tesco job lads.
t. no longer NEET
>>61933038
>arrogant students
Is this a new meme?
>>61932906
what the fuck
UKIP is economically libertarian you absolute tool. they'd go swiss on the NHS if nige or any of the top brass had their way
>>61933107
it seems you're the new one
>>61932976
as opposed to student wankers that haven't worked a day in their lives?
>>61933129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqpAURVz75g
>>61932976
laughed at this post well done lad
>>61933136
My cousin is studying at a Brit uni. According to him, native Brits are the most arrogant students there.
reminder to drink lots of water and get plenty of sleep
>You can start right swiping again
>no matches
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61933101
>implying they won't throw your application in the bin
Not tired in the slightest and have to be up in 6 hours haha fucks sake
Think the twink that served me today in greggs wanted my cock
heh, maybe if we replaced all the MPs with smartarse students then a lot of our problems would go away actually I think you'll find
>>61933197
don't worry us neets will do just that
>>61933148
yeah i'll go for the group without the dementia thanks
>>61933186
>Arrogant foreign student coming over here and denouncing everyone else as arrogant
pure arrogance, love it when foreign cunts have their little smile wiped off their face and their dreams of settling down here crushed by theresa may
Seems that some retail workers have to jump through more hoops to get their shitty retail job than I did to get my comfy grad job
Funny isn't it
I never hire students because they just ooze arrogance and feel as though they're superior to everyone else.
Wipes the smile off their faces when I employ a more experienced person who actually knows how the world works instead of an arrogant and entitled student with a degree but no clue LOL.
>>61932609
how long do they have after graduating to find a job paying 35k?
>>61933203
>check my tinder again
>qt illustrator countryside girl has removed me
i-im fine
>>61933235
Haha literally me
Was a NEET until 2 months ago sleeping all over the place and I still haven't got into the pattern of 9-5 yet
>>61933312
3 hours
>>61931555
Jewlips from Amsterdam
>>61933304
bloody good gimmick old chum
Any clover users here?
1 reply
>>61933319
she might have just deleted her profile if it makes you feel better m8
>>61933319
FONT
>>61933312
dunno but for this irish people aren't classed as foreigners they have as long as they want
the mustache is coming in nicely
went to the doctors the other day
tried to put my shoulder back in place as if HE knew whats best for me
fuckin arrogant students, they never grow up do they
>>61933321
>9-5
tfw 8:30-5:30
Wish I had friends that did not live on the other side of the country from me.
chewing gum for the eyes
*turns off /brit/*
Fuck you. I do not need you. I am going to form my own team and we will do what you do more, but more effectively and efficiently. You have become our direct competitors. Prepare for your ultimate demise.
>>61933392
look at this arrogant student pretending to not be an arrogant student
pathetic
>>61933266
He has dual citizenship so he's not going anywhere if he wants to stay over there.
To be fair according to him it's the British kids who went to private schools that are arrogant, the ones who didn't are generally OK, if a bit weird.
How did I go three years at uni and not make a single mate lads?
>>61932869
Looks like the janny is with you on this one.
>>61933450
Autism
>>61933287
oh another arrogant student who paid 27k a year for a piece of paper
can't wait to throw your CV straight in the bin and hire someone with real experience instead
let me tell you how the country should be run, I've done 2 years of sports psychology at grimsby university
>>61933450
You sat in your room and posted on 4chan for three years.
just sent a risky text no response as of yet
>>61933450
How does this even happen?
well
>>61933496
How do you know this?
>>61933482
one of my favourite gimmicks tbqh
>I'm a student
literally translated as
>I'm a pretentious nonce who paid the government £30,000 for a piece of paper which says i can do thing
"excuse me please mate", me, telling you to move whilst you're queuing outside the job centre
>>61931637
>Flaccid: 6x5
doubt
>thinks he is the only one with a willy in here
contemplating buying the Tao Te Ching
>>61933527
Just a guess.
>>61932947
Bet a fiver you wear skirts at home
>>61933519
Spent most my time in my room on 4chan in first and second year, spent third year living in a flat by myself.
>>61933521
here we are now
all the lads
Could pay off my entire student loan with one years wages if I didn't need to spend it on anything else lol
>graduated 3 years ago
>still working the same part time minimum wage retail job I had while in uni
>apply for graduate schemes, get nothing
>apply for call centre jobs, get nothing
>apply for other retail jobs, get nothing
>apply for last resort McDonald's, don't even get a reply
>applied for simple full time salary based jobs, they rejected me because I have a degree (outright told me so)
>applied for simple....any job, reject me because I have no experience for them
I don't care what job I have anymore. I just want a simple, salary based job. One of those shitty £15k type jobs. Anything, so I can just start something where I could climb some kind of ladder. Any opportunity just so I can finally start my adult life. But no one is giving me anything.
I could literally walk into any of these jobs. Data entry, call centres, simple shit. But they don't give you a bone, they ask you a million questions through their HR department as if you're applying for something important. Yet, still, I've seen utter moronic plebs that worked in the same retail store as me walk into the same jobs I've applied for. I'm not an "arrogant student" meme, I'm not expecting a 80k starting job just because I have a degree. I just want any basic shit to start my adult life. I'm fucking 25 and its pissing me off.
>>61931637
>tfw grower not shower
>>61933521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7SQKGHUR5c
Bollocks idea: Take up professional bull riding, don't wear a cup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aun8CpmwXhE
Lads
I got another confession to make.
>>61933533
>"excuse me please mate", me, telling you to move whilst you're queuing outside the job centre
why? as you're on your way in as well?
>>61933533
Bollocks. You can fast track to manager in most large chains with a degree. My m8 got a degree in Physics and Pound Pastry fastracked him. WIthin 2 months he was managing his own store.
really makes you think
