BLAMMO! A giant fucking meteor destroys your capital in a single strike!
How fucked are you?
Probably better off desu
Our country is based in NYC, that meteor would kill mostly politicians
I guess maybe we could have that second referendum after all
>>61929360
we declare war on them.
>>61929360
>pile of hipsters, turks and leftists dead
would celebrate for a week
You just solved all our problems.
>>61929623
This
Either our country is better off or we just stepped into marshall law
>>61929741
I'm sure you mean "martial law"
>>61929360
fucking finally
>>61929741
>>61929787
English'd by a polack
Murica
>>61929842
>one of the most historically and culturally significant cities on the planet destroyed
>fucking finally
Don't get me wrong. Romans are terrible, but Rome is to valuable to be destroyed.
>>61929360
>Washington is kill
>all politicians and lobbyists annihilated instantly
>meanwhile in NORAD
>it had to have been the fucking commies fault
>launch all our nukes at China/Russia
All good here
LITERALLY nothing of value would be lost
>>61929965
Canberra is based, IDK what you're on about.
>Uk goes from 87% British to 95%
>>61929707
this
>>61929965
Canberra has some sweet architecture though
>>61929965
It would actually be an improvement.
>>61929906
you just say so because you're not ruled by them
N O R T H E R N I N D E P E N D E N C E
In one hand I'd be really upset, Jerusalem is thousands years old and is one of the most historic place on the planet, but on the other hand it would confuse the living hell out of religious fanatics here and nobody would really fight for a giant crater.
>>61929986
>>61930041
t. Ricky Stuart
The only good thing there is the dinosaur museum
>>61930112
NORTHERN IRELAND BELONGS TO BRITAIN
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>>61930210
>fun parks
>good for walking around with waifu
>great weather
>fun natives
>living in your capital
>living in a city
>>61929741
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts.
>>61930329
>fun natives
>great weather
Yeah politicos, hacks and wannabee hacks are super fun ay.
>fun parks
>not wanting to control the action
there's only 1 capital for me
>>61930451
Move the capital to Perth then desu
I'd be very concerned.
>>61929360
about fucking time
Finally.
I live in it. Literally a few blocks away from the exact center.
So I'd be dead.
Not a single fuck given.
Nothing changes. Nobody even notices Ottawa is a smoldering crater.
I would call it "THE SPAIN FIXER"
Nothing relevant is lost
>>61930674
>ukrainskiego zyda nienawidzi warszawa
nie jestem zaskoczony.
>>61931088
google translate
>>61929787
>>61929872
It's a MEME you DIP(s)
>>61931088
>>61930999
>>61930900
>>61930777
impressive
>>61930509
>giving control of the country to our equivalent of the beverly hillbillies
![casper-van-dien-as-johnny-rico-in-starship[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kOMcLjV.jpg "casper-van-dien-as-johnny-rico-in-starship[1].jpg")
>>61931219
Even people in Ottawa will attest for it kek
Thanks to the powers of pluralism and decentralization we're pretty much ok. It'd be a rough road to reorganize the federal bureaucracy, overarching military leadership, and intelligence communities, but we'd still be functional as a country even in these aspects.
>>61931447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faFuaYA-daw
Argie-Turkish war when?
>>61931294
>leaving control of your country with the most boring people alive
>>61929360
I'd be fucking dead
>>61932714
>living in Istanbul
>>61929360
vaporised
>>61929360
thank god.......
>>61929360
The commie block I live in is undestroyable
Not very much
the only losses are the old statues and the coffins of our old kings :(
our government dies though, that's good on my part.
Literally 2,200 miles (3,500 km) from the capital city. We get our water from totally different places. We have a separate electrical grid. No fucks given, no disruptions in my daily life even.
>>61930211
lolwat
>>61929360
Thank god.
>>61929360
Death by Space Rock might be pretty cool.
Our capital was literally created to be far from the people. They built it in the middle of nowhere.
>all the cunts in green live
>all the cunts in blue btfo
>>61929965
Yup, I'm enjoying this scenario.
>>61939933
Proxyfag?
My Capital's city is protected by a Gate City.
Capital sacrifices the Gate City (ie: Gate City gets annihilated by crashing space sta-err I mean meteorite in Capital's place) and becomes immune to meteorites destructive potential.
>>61939996
>(ie: Gate City gets annihilated by crashing space sta-err I mean meteorite in Capital's place)
>(ie: Gate City gets annihilated by crashing space sta-err I mean, meteorite, in Capital's place)
Fix'd
>>61929360
Fucked? My ex dies, my shitty gf dies, the bf of the girl I like dies, our president dies with all her crew, a lot of congolombians and haitians die.
The only downside would be the senators not dying.
Fuck Santiago
Extremely. I'm about a 20 minute drive from the Parliament.
;_;
>>61940898
Green
>>61932851
>Istanbul is the capital of Turkey
American "education"
I become grilled kebab
>>61940898
Green by a landslide. Blue has China and that's about it.
>>61940898
>>61940983
Green also has like 90% of the world's nuclear arsenal. Ouch.
The biggest mosque in Europe is no more :(
>>61929360
I die, so pretty bad.
>>61940913
>>61940983
>>61941059
Yes it was a stupid question. I will delete the post.
>chilangos >>>/out/
kinda glad
>>61929360
>>61929360
That would actually be great. No more federal budget leeching, no more power-crazy politicians, and a lot less faggots and mountain monkeys. A pity that won't happen.
>>61929360
Ding dong the Jews are dead
what the fuck is blammo
Country suddenly becomes ten times better now that Oslo doesn't exist
i live here
fuuuuug :DDDDDDD
>>61929360
that shit is average here
