Why can't Americans 'get' banter?
>>61922342
kys nigel
>mfw i made that comic years ago
>mfw that cancerous raging thread it spawned from
>>61922342
>The ""United Kingdom""
>>61922479
>I HATE YOU FAGGOT
gets me every time.
>americans
>getting anything but fat and shot
>>61922342
Why don't Americans celeberate Easter?
>>61922342
>Dresden genocide best day of my life
Tru 2bh
>>61922503
We can't just take a break, can we?
>>61922342
canadians and americans here at least 50% of the time are edgy muh heritage faggots from /pol/.
its like talking to that awkward kid who pretends to know about entire cultures because his great-grandpa was born there.
>>61922342
Cutting up your dick increases your chance of developing autism, no really.
Banter involves comedy and subtlety, which autists don't understand and thus lash out when faced with it.
>>61922562
Fuck off favelamonkey.
>>61922562
dude the leaf wasn't shitposting
lay off
>>61922515
>Portuguese
>Having a functional toilet in your house
>>61922692
>Be shot
>Get American
IMPOSSIBLE TO FABRICATE
>>61922342
americans are 50% the best posters i ever saw on this board and 50% the worst pieces of shit in existence
its weird they have the best posters and at the same time the most butthurt kids
there is much less subtlety with americans. Usually very friendly with everyone in person, so banter is subconciously taken as automatic insult, go into panic mode
>I HATE YOU FAGGOT
>>61922503
>>61922847
>I HATE YOU FAGGOT
Is there a screencap of this moment?
>>61922692
I just shit in your mom's mouth d:^)
banter is just an excuse to be a rude dickhead desu
there's absolutely ZERO need for banter desu it's mean and not funny
>>61922523
This.
I thought they were a proud Christian country, no?
>>61922929
it's in OP's comic. god, i hate you faggot
>>61922847
>Usually very friendly with everyone in person, so banter is subconciously taken as automatic insult
basically this
>Did I mention I'm 1/32 German
gets me everytime
>>61922412
>>61922502
>>61922692
>>61923009
>>61923129
>>61924081
cant handle the bantz
>>61924679
It's funny how Europeans make fun of us for not getting or liking banter, but then don't get our sense of humor which is based around acting as ridiculously patriotic as possible
>>61924679
He's got a point though. Why are 4chan, chrome, and windows 10 all made by americans? Why didn't other cunts make something good enough to replace at least one of them
>>61924741
>we're just pretending to be retarded
>>61924745
4chan is literally a copy and paste direct copy of japanese imageboards right down to the name. If you hate foreigners stop browsing 4chan.
>>61922342
Represnts Riley lol
>>61924780
>we're just pretending to be assholes
>>61924745
they did though
stop acting as if the world would be 1000 years behind if it wasn't for America
>>61924741
That's exactly the point in this OP.
I HATE YOU FAGGOT
Isn't banter.
>>61924745
*made in America by Indians and whoever else gone there for work
The only thing American are the placement and taxes paid by those corporations. The rest comes from all over the world.
t. country that's responsible for the two biggest anti-virus companies
>>61924968
But it is funny
>>61924861
>we are victims of cyber bullying
cry my a river fattie
>>61922342
You can't either, what's the matter?
>>61925035
Actually youthful Americans tend to be less obese than Germany, it's only the old people who are fat. Sorry Germany, but you are the one who is fat. I guess you must learn to deal with it... when all those people die off Germany will be revealed as the fat fucks they are
>>61925118
you're still fat
Indians btfo Americans in their own programming and Internet.
LMAO
>>61925118
Young people here are rarely overweight.
This happens to people 30+ mainly.
Faggot grow brain like faggot get some IQ.
>>61925182
So are you.
AMERICANS ARE SO DUMB! HAHAHAHA
>>61925118
>youthful Americans tend to be less obese than Germany
btw did you pull those numbersout of your ass?
http://www.worldobesity.org/resources/world-map-obesity/?map=overview-girls
>>61925191
>Faggot grow brain like faggot get some IQ.
Lmao sad
>>61925327
>new zealanders are more obese than US
>>61925185
First-world countries tend to farm out the busy-work (manufacturing, services) which results from their innovations. This frees up efforts to develop new innovation.
If you're good boys and girls, your own nation might experience this some day too!
>>61922342
>banter american
>he starts posting graphics
>banter american
>he starts posting quots from Wiki
>>61925482
So basically Indians make all the "innovations" for Americans.
Just like I said.
>>61925586
>So basically Indians make all the "innovations" for Americans.
So uh... Indians invented the programming languages ("and internet") of which you sprick?
INTERDASTING!
>>61925586
You misread his reply
>>61925118
Arkansas and Mississippi are fat fuck states though
>>61925674
Yeah 70 years ago it was different.
But 70 ago not even your parents were born.
Stupid pole.
>>61925674
So Romans invented the wheel as well. And now we use it. Does it make Romans inventors of the car as well?
>>61925823
Egypsian knew the wheel already 1000 years before the Romans you faggot.
They invented the car.
>>61924745
OK we'll stop using 4chan and use Linux if you guys stop using the World Wide Web
>caring about banter
You have to be 18 to post here.
>>61926089
You guys can stop using the World Wide Web if we had kept DARPANET from you.
>>61923129
you don't have to need something to enjoy it, faggot. bantz are fucking hilarious, you're just an aspie shitlord. and probably a democrat.
>>61925090
5 years later idiots on 4chan then shit on our revolution despite all the feels involved and say its a western backed terrorist plot to take down benevolent and fair gaddafi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ojGY4TJjVQ
>>61922847
日本人 don't get American sarcasm, in general. It's made for some awkward moments for me in Japan. To be fair, it took me a long time to start to get Japanese humor
>一 二 三
>å››
>WHY JAPANESE PEOPLE?
>>61925743
>2 out of 50 states
>>61922342
>At least we got rid of our German royalty
As if getting rid of our royals has been a good decision. Also, the British royal family is a German dynasty.
>Windsor
My ass.
Haus Hannover.
americans have low emotional intelligence
that is all
>>61928985
Many of them are ethnically Germans, so it's to be expected.
>>61929216
From where did you take that meme?
>>61929492
American census.
>>61929216
American with German farmer heritage. Our family doesn't share feelings. Feelings are gay weakness for city women.
It's hurt our family tremendously.
>>61926808
Very nice nico meme
>>61924745
>americans.
you couldn't break a nut's case if it wasn't for imported europeans who make the things you feel so proud of as you do nothing but laze around getting fat and being pathetically "nationalistic" on internet by claiming things you are not able to do alone
>>61922342
>Move to burgerland from Hong Kong
>Ask friend "hows the banter here?"
>"What's banter?"
>mfw
Looks like France was the better of the two African countries.
>>61922342
Easter?
>>61922342
>>61922342
Easter?
>>61922412
Easter?
>>61922479
Easter?
>>61922479
Easter?
>>61922502
Easter?
>>61922503
Easter?
>>61922515
Easter?
>>61925182
Why does female obesity relative to male obesity correlate so strongly with how much of a shithole a country is? Why do third world women get so fat?
Should say
>TRUMP
>TRUMP
>TRUMP
in the first pannel
>>61934037
please answer this
>>61924745
Linux is better than Windows 10 though.
4chan is pretty much a copy of a japanese imageboard
>>61937153
I agree, but still doesn't stop them from being the most popular.
>>61933986
Banter?
>>61922590
>source: my ass
>>61922523
>>61923183
They're Pr*testant
>>61940279
We're Protestant as well, what's your excuse?
>>61940538
Brexit pls, get your Angl*can bullshit out of here
>>61939999
Q U A D S
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A
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There's banter and then there's taking the piss. And i prefer the latter
>>61933986
good meme
>>61940727
whats the difference
>>61924745
>made by americans
you mean, all the immigrants that got US citizenship
Also, why do you say "we"? You didn't do shit.
>>61940897
I didn't say "we"
>>61940771
Making fun of someone,mocking, teasing and ridiculing.Banters just between playful and exchanged both ways
might be wrong. but that's the general idea
>>61922944
Fuck this thing made me laugh
>>61922502
>Holy
>Roman
>Empire
I personally find it amusing to pull up health care when in an argument with an American they usually get pissed even if I'm just messing around
amerigetshots
Why doesnt anyone else get american banter?
>>61942057
mexiheads
>>61942120
Just like no one gets your fried potato units.
>>61942120
because it's trash
>>61922342
We get banter, it's just that it's useless and the novelty wears off after a short time.
