Tell me about Sardinian culture
>>61919672
WE WUZ ATLANTIS AND SHIEEET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQEo5G_OrVU
>>61919672
They wuz sea people and shieeeeeeeeet
>>61919672
She looks Romanian
>>61920271
Sardinian lore is too deep:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_pit_of_Garlo
>>61920415
Are Sardinians from Atlantis?
>>61920646
Yes
activate the subtitles
>>61919827
WE WUZ THE FIRST SCULPTORS IN EUROPE AND SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sCMsVrQu1I
atlanteans n shit
good music though
>>61919672
last white people in europe
>>61923421
the eternal Sicilian
>>61919672
Here's the entire history of Sardinia summed up if you're interested
PART 1:
>Around 12k years ago some European hunter gatherers during the ice age settle the island
>around 9k years ago a group of Aegean people invent farming and shit, then they settle Greece and Balkans creating the vinca culture
>these people settle the rest of Europe and somehow they end up in Sardinia too for whatever reason
>they create some pseudo step pyramid and like 3,000 necropolis carved inside the stone (this autistic habit of repeating the same structure over and over again will repeat itself in Sardinian history)
>acquire bronze technology, now the inhabitants of the island decide to waste all their time and efforts into creating something like 10,000 stone towers that look like penises
>every village has one or more of these retarded towers, they're called Nuraghe
>the biggest settlements or citadels usually get something resembling a castles, with multiple penis towers and walls, they're called complex Nuraghe
>from my understanding these structures serve no purposes, as their chambers, which have a tholos, aren't made for living, since they would get all smoky if one were to set up a fire inside
>these structures aren't tombs either apparently though, and the people who built it already had different structures used as temples, so the purpose of these towers and palaces is unkown
>the Sardinians spend their free time creating bronze sculptures with deformed faces, giant penises and weird hats in their free time, or stone sculpture with retarded proportions and circle eyes
>while immersed in these autistic activities they encounter Mycenean and Cypriotic merchants who come to Sardinia, basically the edge of the known world at the time, for copper and silver, in exchange the Sardinians get fancy shit like bronze mirrors and other interesting objects from the Cypriotic merchants
NOI EVARAMO IMPERATORI E MERDA
>>61926533
PART 2:
>in the 1860s, Garibaldi comes to Sardinia to inspire the populace to wage a patriotic struggle against their Spanish overlords
>all the finds are goats, raped goats and bandits
>he also discovers that the Sardinians have almost gone extinct due to having long been presented between the Solomon's choice between wedding their own siblings or honor killing them
>he leaves the island in disgust, Sardinia is forever forgotten and later dumped on Italy because Tunisia didn't want it
>FIN
>>61926533
>>61927346
delet this
>>61926533
>The Sardinians decide to visit their Levantin friends on a two week sea trip with the purpose of raping brown women and stealing cucumber from the Egyptians
>after raiding the Egyptian coast for a while, the Sardinians and some other invaders, probably from Greece and Sicily, get defeated in a naval battle by the KHANGZ and are captured
>Somehow the Egyptians are impressed by the Sardinian pirates, probably because of their hats, and decide to take them as royal guards for the pharaoh, who was Ramses II at the time, the khang of khangz.
>The Sardinian mercenaries are recruited by the khangz against the empire of the hittities and shit and fight in the battle of Kades
>the Sardinians are called a sea people and they're joined by other mysterious sea peoples from all over the Mediterranean, this fabulous confederation of horny barbarians manages to shit up most of the civilizations in the Near East except for the khangz of course, who settle the invaders along the Levantine coast, these settlers were mainly the Philistine or Peleset, a people of ancient Greece probably connected with the mythical Pelasgi.
>Either way the Sardinian mercenaries get lands in Egypt and fuck off there for eternity, while the ones in the island continue with their usual lives
>meanwhile Greece gets its shit just fucked up by some sea peoples and invading barbarians and they fuck off back to the stone age
>For whatever reason the Sardinians finally decide to stop wasting all their time and efforts creating gigantic piles of rock and start expanding their settlements/cities and continue creating their sculptures
>But after having lost this autistic passion for giant structures, they decide to make bronze and stone models of Nuraghi, they put these models in the center of their palaces and inside the structures where the chiefs gather to discuss "important" matters, these models are used as totem to remind them of their """golden""" age.
>>61927722
go on
I guess they like Sardines :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I was really disappointed I couldn't find sardines on the menu everywhere in sardinia. Only had sardines once there
>>61927722
PART 3:
>The Sardinians continue to create models of everything about their culture,: their ships, their houses, the peoples, who start wearing witch hats and giant shields that envelop themselves, these mysterious figures are called priest-boxers, but no one really knows what they were
>The Sardinians decide to export these artistic "masterpieces" to continental Italy, especially to a place called Etruria, for somereason the early Etruscans, or their ancestors, decide to bury themselves with these funny looking Sardinian idols and ship models
>Apparently they Etruscan aristocracy intermarried with the Nuragics, who brought iron technology with them and their knowledge of metallurgy
>Everything seems to be going well for our inbred islanders, suddendly a group of sea Jews, known now as "Phoenicians", decide to visit the remote island to thank the inhabitants for the mass destruction caused by them during the centuries before
>In fact, after the vacuum of power created by the fall of the bronze age Empires, the Phoenicians of Sidon first, and then Tyre, acquired great power and influence
>They settle peacefuly in the coats of Sardinian along with the Sardinians, with whom they mix, and save them from inbreeding to death
>They also bring with them the wonders of the alphabet
>Bored to death, the Phoenicians, not knowing how to thank the Sardinians for their help in wiping out all the other civilizations and for hosting them, decide to come up with the wondrous idea of sacrificing their children to their benevolent deities
> the Sardinians absolutely fall in love with the progressive practice of their Semitic friends, and start killing their firstborns left and right, in fact, the biggest amount of Phoenician children cemeteries in the Mediterranean is found on the island, where more cemeteries are found than in all the rest of the Mediterranean.
- their language is the closest to ancient Latin
- they're without a doubt the best region in Mezzogiono
- they're one of the purest people of Europe like Basques
- they eat cheese with maggots in it
- they're one of the most underrated regions in Europe for vacations (which is a good thing because too many tourists makes a place shit)
- they're closer to northern than southern Italy culturally due to being part of one of our kingdoms
desu I like Sardinians and always defend them here when they get discriminated.
t. Piemontese
