University starts up in your country. You go to your dorm room to meet your new roommate.
>"Hey brah, I'm Chad, your new roomie!"
>I'm from San Diego, California! Sup dude!?"
How do you react?
succ
Become buds with him so I can get free booze and meet cute girls.
>>61901137
>dorm
>room mate
Hahaha how fucking poor are you americans if you have to share a one room with a stranger.
In europe students have their own apartments like any other adult
>>61901137
looks like milo yiannopolous
>>61901137
Hey hey mah man! California huh? North or South?
Anyways wanna go out and have a few drinks? Maybe bring some chicks home after wink wink nudge nudge
>>61901137
I give him a brojob to show him I am a cool dude too.
>>61901137
>sup broseph, you ready to slay some bitches?!?
>>61901185
You got it backwards.
The well off use the dorms.
The less well off use nearby apartments and houses and drive to universities.
>>61901265
>drive to university
Hahahaha. You must hate freedom
>>61901265
>tfw went to a commuter university
>no party atmosphere whatsoever
>students were all anti social and closed off
>>61901137
Wanna fuck?
>>61901137
We don't have dorms
>>61901565
are you a qt Chinese girl?
do you like anime?
>>61901137
>COWABUNGA HERMANO
>>61901265
>drive
My university is a 5 minute walk away. Why would I drive?
>>61901610
>singapoo
>qt
pick one and only one
>>61901137
I am loving this meme :^)
>>61901137
Yo. What up, dawg?
>>61901137
>ey homie, who you roll with? you bang?
>>61901137
Be polite as possible and await his inevitable ass kicking from other locals.
>>61901137
What? You're from Imperial County? You're such a fag. I bet you study business like a retard.
Being alpha is easy, you just have to make fun of other people and not act like a bitch.
>>61902032
Until they punch you in the face. Then you're back to your beta male self :^)
>>61902064
DUDE I'LL MESS YOU UP BRO, BACK OF YEAH
