G-GUYS
>Playing Pokemon Go
>I'm too fat to walk very far so I drive.
>I find a Pokemon and try to capture it, When I almost do I get in a car accident.
>It wasn't major but he is screaming about neckpain
>Call Ambulance
>I decide to play Pokemon Go in the car
>Officer pulls up, I tell him what happened.
>I will now be charged with gross negligence
>I ended up catching that ratatatatat though.
>>61898378
fuck off /v/
>>61898378
I caused a car wreck*
But at least my car only got minor damage.
I just downloaded it
it shows that a house just across the street has an Abra in it but idk if i want to leave the house, it's 5 AM
should i go and catch that bastard?
>>61898427
You remember how OP psychic Pokemon are, go catch that shit in a hour.
My most powerful monster is slow poke.
>>61898528
>eggs
>0/9
>>61898549
This joke rights it's self now.
>OP goes to court.
>He isn't in school, or doesn't work
>gets jailed
>becomes Cum dumpster
>gets released
>commits suduku
Haha fucking fat nerd
Its out already? Does it exist for Windows too or should I pull my ancient lagdroid out for it as a designated pokémon machine?
>>61898389
/vp/***
newfag
>>61898640
>>61898427
yeah
just go in there
The only thing gross here nerd is your face.
>>61898378
>getting fat losers to kill themselves in accidents capturing pokemen
Why is Japan so based?
All I get is fucking pidgeys and rattatas
>>61898830
how do you even level up pokemon?
>>61898886
Slavery
>Walking around with my incense on
>Buzzing left right and centre
>Catching Zubats and Pidgeys left right and centre
>See a new outline
>It's a fucking Mewtwo
>Holy shit yes
>Phone dies right when I'm about to try and capture it
>mfw
>Go to a gym, it's full of fighting type pokemon.
>Go to a powerplant, it's full of electric pokemon.
>Go to women's center at the university, it's full of Snorlaxes
>>61898886
I think in this game it's mostly done by feeding them and leveling up your trainer.
It's not like the real games where you have to do all sorts of shit.
>download PKGO
>GPS is bork
>mfw
>>61899175
Wouldn't that be the welfare line?
I live in Washington DC.
I had to drive to Northern Virginia today and saw that the Pentagon is a gym. It's top Pokemon is a Snorlax.
Lincoln Memorial and Washington Monument were also gyms. Forget which Pokemon they had.
>>61898507
>>61898743
I left the house right after making that post and it dissapeared. Bummer.
I walked around though and caught a bunch of shit pokemon including a Drowzee and a 2 Clefairies.
