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Daily reminder that Nigel Farage is presenting a one-off radio show tomorrow at 10 am
https://twitter.com/LBC/status/750315577948778497/photo/1
edition
>page 3
get him janny
Business idea: kill all white people
lads
>>61889514
Would be the smartest thing this motherfucker ever said
pyrithinicalionexplicablyneratheracation.
>>61889537
Surely he has better things to do with his life. Surely.
has the janny, dare I say it, gone to bed?
>>61889555
*tips*
drinking a beer
business idea: big kites attached to zorbing balls
if I download the pokemon APK thing, will it work in the UK? can I walk around and that?
doing a fart
>>61889548
stop replying to him. it's his gimmick.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10708024
http://www.strawpoll.me/10708024
http://www.strawpoll.me/10708024
>>61889586
*tips back*
greetings Franz
>>61889604
yeah it works
>>61889621
>i-i-its j-just bait guys!
business idea: bulletproof zorbing balls
on the phone with the janny
he's not impressed
>>61889653
not an argument
off to sleep so i can get up for the main card
ufc 200 hype
>>61889673
JANNY = KEK
ms jackson is the plebbiest outkast track so if it's your favourite you are a pleb
Fucks sake I really wanna go out now
having a look
people in town laughed at me earlier for listening to mambo no.5 in my car
are you a citizen of rationalia?
>>61889696
no.
>>61889726
i recnognise 2 people there and one of them is a fucking moron
""""working"""" """"class"""" """"people""""
>>61889726
No. Oly because I don't think I be allowed as I have a decent hair cut. Not like them lot.
>>61889761
post haircut
beers smell of weed again
>>61889735
>/pol/
>>>/brexit/
>>61889735
can't imagine someone actually making that image
must be a complete sadcase
>>61889651
why is it not available in the UK then
>>61889759
funny post
sure is summer in here
>>61889813
staged rollout to ease load on servers i guess
getting alcohol sweats
>tfw 5'10
>tfw no woman will ever desire you
>tfw if you ever get with a girl she'll be settling
>tfw whenever she's with you she'll by imagining what it would be like to be with someone taller
>tfw she'll always see you as an unlovable failure
>>61889785
desperados?
>>61889735
Rourke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhfYis6VuXY
really makes you think...
>>61889846
>tfw all round undesirable person
>>61889849
nah
can't remember why it happens but it does to some in green glass
>>61889858
tune
>>61889854
>he thinks that's an insult
>>61889846
blame your dad for shit genetics
can we just legalise weed already, i want some mature cannabis not this garbage that the dealers peddle at 2g for £25
changed into my jim jams
>red-pilled
>>61889886
Rarke
Going to make my bed then watch Insurgent
>>61889870
might make a satirical account of these things and ask for donations, think i'd make money?
Need a friend lads
Someone come into town with me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3vittPOLxI
Thoughts?
Really annoyed with my phone
The battery has started degrading pretty rapidly
>>61889889
Really makes u think
>>61889892
Grow your own
>>61889870
If that's true why didn't they do it sooner so there would be no slavery?
Not drinking enough.
Please give me a solo drinking game.
>>61889932
where do you live
>I'm a socialist
watching Mr Robot lads
>>61889974
guildford
>>61889932
I will if you're close.
Where are you?
>>61889974
South west still
>>61889973
Pick a number
2 fingers whenever a post comes up ending in that number
Dubs down it
Or something
>>61889973
every time you drink take another drink
>>61889964
ahh yes let's just increase my power bills astronomically and risk getting arrested for years so i can smoke weed
>>61889973
post slags and drink for every (You) you get
>watching Mr Robot lads
>>61889494
>RACIST XENOPHOBIC BIGOTS
>>61889945
Hmm no. Doesn't make you think at all.
REEEE I can't make a pokemon account because they're limiting the numbers of accounts made
>I'm not a socialist
>>61890005
South west
>>61889995
;)
Mr Robot was terrible desu
>>61890011
Kek
It's hitting you then?
>>61889798
But we already did that.
>>61890052
you probably missed what it was going for
Just spilt liquid on my laptop and nowi t won't turn on.
Fuck it, might just off myself tonight
PUA master here to help out you lads struggling with women, here's a guaranteed method to get any girl you want when you're out
lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.
>>61889726
But black science man is a christian
>>61890050
where in south west?
>one chance at life
>not born as a blond hair blue eyed aryan Ubermensch
why live
made my bed
>>61890060
Yes
Fucking good stuff, got it off dark web
>>61890052
Funny thing is I've only heard low IQ people say that
have a steady well paid job but still reckon I could become one of those guys who makes a good living on youtube doing stupid shit devoid of any talent or merit whatsoever
thinking something like Ashens where he eats awful shit decades past its sell-by-date, but would rather it be something that lets me do a bit of travelling around. maybe visiting farmers markets and telling all the vendors their produce, despite giving initially enthusiastic vibes, is actually vile shit and they should fucking kill themselves before kicking over and smashing up their stalls and capturing their reactions
>>61889870
Black Canary?
>>61890074
put it in rice for like 72 hours
saved my macbook for a few months when i spilt liquid on it before it died
>>61890094
>not born a beautiful, talented at football and perfectly groomed Italian
Why breathe?
Absolutely in LOVE with AnnaSophia Robb.
>PUA master here to help out you lads struggling with women, here's a guaranteed method to get any girl you want when you're out
>lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.
New Star Trek film looks pretty good imo
>black people have lower IQ
>that means its ok to enslave them
>>61890104
Make it to Bath with some leftovers for me and I'll come out with you
>>61890123
iktf
>>61890078
Not Guildford
>>61890123
its a cruel reality we live in
>>61889994
The term is "artificial person".
>>61890094
it's really not that big a thing unless you go to foreign countries
indians
vape man is a miserable gimmick it's just a forced rehash of hat man
this mong just posted in the old thread lmao
>>61890054
>>61890161
Not going to bath sorry lad
You can come to me and I'll have a few lines waiting out for you tho x
>>61890094
There's only ever been one Ubermensch in all of human history and he wasn't blond or blue-eyed.
in case any of you lads are wondering i have a small dick
>>61890159
Its ok to enslave someone when their own leaders trade them for guns and shit
harry shotta desu
Thoughts?
>>61890188
Are they autistic?
>>61889892
About the only thing I like about Commiefornia is that getting weed is as easy as looking up the delivery menu and texting them your order
>>61890075
There is an even better way we could get women, all go to yank land and start talking. It's just that easy.
>>61890225
jesus had blue eyes
>>61890216
you're here right? omw now
>>61890231
same lol
>>61890260
Yeah
Northern one
>>61890171
>flaunting her new flavor of the month
>maintaining composure
>feeling sporty
>>61890240
oh is it now
>>61890255
Jesus wasn't the Ubermensch. Jesus is above even that. Diogenes is the only Ubermensch in history.
>>61890231
me 2
very small
want to get a leather jacket but they're really expensive and i'm scared i would look like a twat wearing one cause they only suit certain people so i'm not committed enough to make the purchase in case it turns out to be a waste of money.
>one shot at life
>born a paki
just fuck my shit up senpai
>>61890216
Maybe another time pal.
You heading out? I've done a few solo nights out in the past with Mandy. It's very doable.
>>61890108
I know you are I said you are so what am I
>>61890292
it'll look shit
>>61890292
Leather jackets look silly af mate
Unless you are a bird avoid
>>61890305
Just go to Sweden
What's the latest with Poleaboo/Monica?
>>61890305
Become a girl like Poleaboo
>>61890243
REALLY makes you think
>>61890109
Around the world in 80 spuds. A programme where you travel the world to sample various potato based meals.
That idea is copyrighted to me just so you know.
>girl has cut her hair short
into the bin
Having a night in with Mandy
>>61890305
Rasheed
>>61890305
tfw no qt paki bf
>>61890306
Nah not gonna bother probably, dunno what I'd do out desu
>>61890351
thought that was david moyes for a second
>spills liquid on laptop
>tries to turn it on instantly
good move
>actually watching Black Pigeon Speaks
>>61890249
lucky bastard
>>61890325
>>61890333
have a mate who got one and it looks pretty good on him so i was thinking about it
but i would probably also have to grow a beard and long scraggly hair and get a motorbike for it to work hahahaha
>>61890368
>qt
>paki
>>61890360
>""""""""""" boy""""""""""" has long hair
post gfs
>>61890399
>who is Monica
>>61890151
Kill yourself.
>>61889494
Daily reminder: He is also one of Britain's MEP in EU still. He stepped down since UKIP is done. UK is free.
MY FUCKING LAPTOP CHARGER RIPPED REEEEEEEEEE
>>61890415
would post her but the janny will blow his gasket
wuu2?
>>61890411
D I R E
>>61890450
nm u?
>>61890344
>>61890345
thanks for the advice lads
>>61890351
>>61890365
rude
>>61890411
>small breasts
>>61890433
He stepped down to keep his reputation
There's nowhere for UKIP to go but down
>>61890450
at work lad, pretty bored
yasen?
>>61890375
>go to a bar
>get a drink
>back up story is you've lost your friends somewhere
>talk to grills
>do another line
>wake up tomorrow
>>61890418
m8 it's basically Fast & Furious in space. How can it go wrong?
shaking my head to be honest family
Bob ya head, rag top
Bob ya head, rag top
Bob ya head, rag top
Bob ya head, rag top
hello
>>61890483
im at work too
night shift is p slow innit
>>61890529
fuck off
>>61890498
Tempting but I'm getting anxiety thinking about it even with the coke in me
Hmm
I'll have a few more beers and see
>>61890450
Drugs and din din
wbu
should I have a wank lads?
I kind of want to edge for a few hours
>>61890531
aye la, got wifi though so can watch stuff online which is nice. when you on til?
is Corbyn based?
he seems pretty based
>>61890553
Yes and post more pics like that
>>61890476
So is Deutsch Bank going under or what?
someone feel my calves
>>61890573
yes
>>61890573
most people here are far-right wingers so they don't like him
>>61890568
im in till 5 but work should be done around 2 so ill probably watch a movie or something till 5
you?
>>61890545
How long have you been in Guildford?
When I first moved to Bath a year ago I played the 'I've just moved here and don't know anyone' line and people would sympathise with me without failure. Usually let me hang out with them and Mandy would take care of the talking.
>>61890573
quite the opposite
>>61890476
There is no point of UKIP if UK leaves EU... it is called the United Kingdom Independence Party. They got their wish, without being in govt.
As for a bunch of UKIP dudes making up the EU Parliament. You can thank us last EU Parliament election for letting Farage in there for the top bants now.
completely pissed right about now
s a f e t y
dance
do do do do do do do
>>61890486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1nOK8QJ10M
>>61890623
Not in Guildford, but I could play that line up desu
>>61890548
>>61890460
just finished work, tired so may call it a night or watch some tv
how to get asian gf?
>>61890616
i'm pretty right-wing but he seems based
Odds stay and shitpost
Evens go back to playing vidya
>>61890603
>>61890573
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/Jeremy_Corbyn/12118575/Jeremy-Corbyn-All-Calais-migrants-who-want-to-come-to-Britain-should-be-allowed-entry.html
ah yes
>>61890499
Because that isn't Star Trek, like the rest of jew jew nu-trek.
>>61890664
go play something good
>tfw your favourite pornstar gets BLACKED and you can't watch her anymore out of disgust
>>61890287
debasement is degenerate. sorry.
>>61890573
he is too based
getting drunk
>>61890650
Step 1: be white
who hate /scotcucks/ here?
odds: Start learning C
evens: finish this episode of Power
Princess Diana was killed because she was going to introduce nonwhite blood into the royal line
>>61890573
Kinda like him on the grounds of him telling his MPs to fuck off, don't agree with some of what he says though
>>61890666
>its 90% paki males
fucking corbyn what a moron
>>61890692
Fuck off kike.
>>61890641
Fuck, got confused with that other poster.
The way to approach nights like this is 'I'm already high, I might as well see what's going on.' Don't spend a lot on booze and don't force anything. Just see how the night takes you. At worst you go home without losing a lot, at best you chat to a fuck load of people and feel great.
>>61890619
7 :'(
watching the thick of it and rationing ciggies hard until then
>>61890677
>it's not the same as all the terrible films and tv series that bombed the first time round
>this is somehow bad
>>61890708
bet you're a paki
>>61890690
The only pornstar who hasn't gone black is Alexis Texas
>>61890666
>Should all migrants in Calais be allowed to settle in the UK?
>9% yes
>91% no
>>61890757
nope. love scots, hate scotnats though. would unironically punch sturgeon if I met her.
>>61890638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNbjn6rHmW4
>>61890690
>Valentina Nappi
such a perfect body and cute face too
I am going to Russia, I am going to enhance our gene pool, they are the only friends we have now..... and they are.... ok with us.
Thoughts?
>>61890785
fair enough
adam???
got good vibes
>>61890765
I know they all do eventually but its nice to catch them before they haven't.
After they've been BLACKED I can't even get hard
>>61890792
>and they are.... ok with us
No they're not. That's the problem. They don't like any outsiders, white or not.
I will arise now and go to a lake Isle in Inisfree
http://www.wfaa.com/news/reports-dpd-under-lockdown-swat-deployed-following-serious-threat/268431154
america's at it again lads, nothing much is happening right now though
>>61890815
*slashes ur vibes*
hehehe
>>61890791
Watching her tongue an African man's arsehole rn haha
>>61890698
same haha
Just realised I have no fucking clue how the yank government system works.
Does Obama just decide everything?
>>61890708
I feel bad for the loyal Scotcucks when the snp do something retarded in their name.
I can't in good conscious hate JESUS REGIMENT!
>>61890486
wtf ming
activate
>>61890826
probably quite a bit
>knowing the names of pornstars
>>61890852
No. Or at least, he's not supposed to, but he tends to do that anyway because fuck everyone else, he's King Nigger.
>>61890708
No.
>>61890826
does your entire life just consist of posting the same pictures and webms of these people?
really do not understand you
>>61890818
Nah lad, getting a fuck tonne of pounds... even more now pound has dropped. I anticipate to be raped only twice per day, so as much as usual.
>>61890765
I surely hope you mean active ones
>>61890870
>not buying your favourite pornstar gifts off her wishlist
>not buying used panties off your favourite pornstar
>not going to porn conventions to get your favourite pornstar's autograph
You are literally a virgin lad.
got many an issue
>>61890849
degen lol
>>61890870
reluctantly this
>>61890921
lol!
>>61890861
see >>61890785
>>61890885
t. angus mcdonald
>>61890870
>casuals
>>61890735
Ye I guess
Maybe I'll do it, I'm gonna be up for a bit anyway
Just had to do a shit too lel
>>61890852
yes
are you questioning his will
you must be racist
may i please speak to your wife/guardian
>>61890920
Yeah, of What Car? magazine
>>61890750
Shit bait 2bh.
>>61890486
>can't even knock out a girl who isn't fighting back
Literal faggot.
>>61890817
That's pretty racist t b h
Why does it bother you so much?
Walking to the garage to buy more alcohol instead of drink driving like I used to.
I'm a changed man lads
Will the loneliness ever end
>ywn live in a rural English village and attend the Punch and Judy show
why live
>>61890486
SHE GOT FUCKIN HEEM'D
MERKED
aka punched
>>61891016
yes
you are awaited in heaven
I NEED A POLEABOO UPDATE RIGHT NOW
>>61890996
>That's pretty racist t b h
>Why does it bother you so much?
Because I'm racist.
Look at your own post.
I know quite a lot of white guys that feel the same way as me though desu.
Once a girl goes out with a congo lipped nigger she's kind of seen as ruined goods.
Obviously not 100% of white guys but the majority of my circle.
>>61891007
good lad
>>61890902
Yes prior to the explosion in popularity of interracial porn within the last 10 years it was more common than not for even well known and long acting pornstars to never do interracial
are there lots of welsh people in bristol?
>>61890756
Whats her name Klaus?
>>61891038
imagine being white and in an english or US prison
fuck that
>>61891057
t. average leave voter
post webms
>>61891038
That's some pretty racist stuff there I think we need to stop categorizing things by race like they have in France
The only reason black people are a disproportionate percentage of the prison population is thems police be racist
Do not know if I like their new EP to be honest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oilVq8-F4_Q
>>61891057
Rerk
>>61891089
>Going down on girls that have had black cocks inside of them is the signature of a remain voter
Is that what you're implying?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubhd9BrBhvs
>>61891080
i'm literally welsh and going to bristol
>>61891082
Alex Grey. One of the best "newer" girls.
>>61891065
Yeah, I know. I don't really mind it 2bh.
>>61891057
You need to quit being racist la' for your own good
>>61891016
It gets better
>>61891089
>>61891112
>>61891132
http://www.strawpoll.me/10708366
http://www.strawpoll.me/10708366
http://www.strawpoll.me/10708366
>>61891119
Really makes u think
>watching porn
third eye completely shut.
>>61891131
Danke schön kamaraden
>>61891131
I prefer interracial 2bh
>>61891083
yeah its no wonder they all join c18 and the aryan brotherhood
>>61891149
really makes me think (about penises)
>one shot at life
>born 5'11 white man with brown hair and blue eyes
Why am I still failing? I should be on easy mode
>>61891170
i watch porn with my third eye
>>61891146
She really should've just danced with him. Just to ease his pain.
>>61891207
>5'11
>Not legally a dwarf
>>61891170
>he doesn't play with his third eye when he watches porn
>>61891116
>>61891149
don't really understand what the difference between a white and black cock is (apart from size lmao) you realise the "pure" meme is bullshit right? I've smashed a few black grills 2bh.
>>61891207
>brown hair
There's your problem
brown people with nonbrown eyes really unsettle me
>>61891119
silly slag got what she deserved
>>61891207
what happened to nigel
>>61891214
>>61891228
>t. Naota Suzuki
>>61891207
>5'11
>white
>male
runt mode initiated
>>61891264
they tried to barrage him
but he cannot be barraged
>>61891177
>this flag
>this post
Ah yes VERY impressive
>>61891207
>5'11
international metrical system plz
>>61891264
decided to take up flying in his retirement
one too many real ales one flight
rip in peace are nige
>>61891254
which was what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1GJvfnNPSo
kek, he BLACKED another one straight after.
>>61891293
>one seat
>>61891207
>6'2"
>poo hair and poo eyes
rate me lads
beer numero 4
>>61891316
Indian/10
>>61891207
Are you me?
>>61891322
Same.
Fancy a challenge?
>>61891312
his goal wasn't pm
it was to get a referendum and to get us to leave
he has succeeded and remains unbarraged
would you rather be a manlet and beautiful or tall and hideous?
>>61891237
>you realise the "pure" meme is bullshit right?
I'm afraid so m8.
I knew this girl that I went to primary school with who was really beautiful, I never instigated anything because she's that type of girl that is your cousin even though she's not related to you. We were never extremely close but we were close to the extent that we shared every thing with eachother like masturbation, cock/tit size, comparing nude pictures on skype to see what they other one thought (without it turning too sexual).
She was a virgin by the end of sixth form and because of freshers and moving in we didn't speak for a month. A month into uni she had fucked FIVE blokes.
FIVE.
ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE.
This innocent cute blonde haired blue eyed girl that rarely even swears around me.
So I know pureness is bollocks because you'd be lucky to find a girl whose number is in single digits - I just draw the line at blacks and I don't know why. I don't think I'm superior to them and I don't vote BNP and I even have black friends but something about it just irks me.
>webm gets deleted off /brit/
>entire thread dedicated to the webm is still on /int/
>>61890262
do your job janny you useless fuck
>be British
>can't play Pokemon
lmaooooooooooooooo
>>61891351
fair enough.
>>61891340
thankfully I'm white but I wish I had blue eyes like my siblings
>>61891346
alright
>>61891353
Kit Harrington or Richard Osman
Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3
>>61891359
counting with /brit/
>>61891410
poor effort lad
>>61891161
a disproportionate amount of the replies i get are from USA. have all he brits finally filtered me?
ARRGHH a fucking moth flew at me
Daily reminder that if you watch porn you're a cuck as you're essentially watching another person fuck a girl. Porn is dangerous, you're essentially rewiring your brain.
>>61891367
>be americunt
>get shot
lmaaaaaaaaaaaoo
>>61891367
caught bulbasaur earlier
Poleaboo pls
>>61891207
>5'11"
>man
>I should be on easy mode
Top kek.
I'm excessively hairy and have an extremely ugly face
Jdimsa
>>61891433
It probably got all that shiny shit on its wings all over your face.
>>61891451
I forgot most people on 4chan are 6'3 alphas with bodies of Gods? Does that match the description of you?
>>61891380
Pick a thread on /pol/. We make one comment each. Whoever gets the fewest number of (You)s has to finish their beer and post proof.
Codeword to get into your post: Nige
You go first
>>61891416
No its the fact we live in Britain so we are used to ignoring shit cunts.
>Daily reminder that if you watch porn you're a cuck as you're essentially watching another person fuck a girl. Porn is dangerous, you're essentially rewiring your brain.
>>61891437
>you're essentially watching another person fuck a girl
wow really
Just finished watching Mystic River. Great film.
>>61891484
No. I'm 3 inches taller than your description.
>The anti-androgens have taken effect and I have no sexual desires
>I can rub my cock for a while and it won't even get erect
>>61891484
Wtf is 6'3''? say in meter o cm
lad from the firm just checked in on me
dead nice desu
I'm gonna post /brit/ in every single active thread across 4chan. Is this possible?
>>61891498
>t. porn cuck
>>61891488
you didn't ignore me, so i guess i'm in the clear
Why the FUCK isn't this Mexico's national anthem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0
>>61890988
evo moment #37
>>61891016
it doesn't get better
watching porn
I'm annoying and needy and nobody likes me because of it lol
>>61891486
hmm i'm struggling it's all yank stuff
>sweden
>Just finished watching Mystic River. Great film.
writing my daily log on reddit.com/r/nofap
STAYING STRONG
>>61891574
They're easier to wind up 2bh
>>61891433
moth is slang for girl in dublin hehe
>>61891559
hoping i can make a couple friends in the retirement home desu
http://lifeselector.com/game/DisplayPlayer/gameId/85358#choiceId/
ah yes
>>61891613
wouldn't count on it, you're supposed to have the most friends you'll ever have aged 18-22, then they gradually fall away as you grow old
since I have 0 at the age of 20, I predict I will have precisely 0 at the age of 80
>>61891662
i have done nothing wrong
>>61891652
be grateful for what you have 2bh
your not as messed up as you think you are
your self absorption makes you messier
just settle down and you would feel a whole lot better
deep down, you're just like everybody else
>>61891585
you're pushing your luck sunshine
>>61891689
epic
>>61891680
I know. You're alright (At least you're not a yank)
You're not filtered
>>61891744
painfully long since anyone said something nice to be 2bh
>>61891744
yanks and swedes have the worst personalities, its weird how they post here even though nobody likes them
>>61891809
didnt ask for your life story mate
shitt's goin down in the country of violence
http://www.wfaa.com/news/reports-dpd-under-lockdown-swat-deployed-following-serious-threat/268431154
