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Quintissential homegrown British music edition
west london women
Doing a watch of anime right now lads.
smoke weed erryday
just fucking legalise weed already holy shit i'm sick of smoking immature weed.
>>61887590
considering a similar activity in the near future
Quite tempted to go do a fast drive down the motorway whilst listening to Scooter
rate the takeaway lads
hmmmmmmm, yes, quite
ah yes
>>61887500
free the mandem
>went to my barber
>same guy I've been to for the past 5 fucking years
>ask for the usual (2 back and sides)
>he gives me this
>mffw
lads
Can someone help me out lads? I'm trying to find a site I used ages ago but I can't remember why it was called.
Basically it shows you where an item would end up if you put it on a balloon. It makes the calculation based on wind speed, direction, your location, etc
>>61887624
american takeaways are so meme
>>61887575
what do you mean?
I'm I'm honest I want to shag one now and enjoy the rest of my night. Getting kinda late to be travelling out.
>>61887624
what's it meant to be? cajun?
looks alright, would eat if i hadn't just had one myself
>>61887624
Shite that. Is it prison food?
Anyone else see Kyary (pictured) in London last night lads?
Very tempted to play with my prostate but worried it'll send me on the train to benderville
>>61887683
it
is
only
10
and
they
finish
at
12
hate people that speak in cliches
does my NUT in desu
>>61887596
you best not be on team valor you utter embarrassment
>>61887696
yeah
>>61887696
yeah
>>61887663
>>61887691
don't know what you mean
>>61887686
it's japanese
>>61887500
>Can't eat anything until after 2-3pm Monday starting from midnight tonight due to getting my liver scanned
Fuck, so what do I do to keep me occupied and to stop getting cravings? I've thought of pulling an all nighter then sleeping sometime in the afternoon tomorrow or later around 6pm.
>>61887590
What are we watching? I'm towards the end of GTO
>>61887700
It will take you a long time to work out how to give yourself a prostate orgasm mate
I've done anal masturbation since I was about 14 (23 now) and only just managed it in the past year.
>>61887696
yeah
>>61887700
I'll play with it for you :3
>>61887611
I wish you many funs on that endeavour
>>61887741
>it's japanese
kek, this is what yanks unironically believe
61887737
61887740
wow, this definitely isn't a samefag trying to bring attention to his shit posts
>>61887753
Is that a Pokemon?
>>61887736
Stay mad y'all
>>61887696
yeah saw her emptying the bins at waitrose
>>61887768
B-bit gay haha
>>61887736
>plays pokemon go
>calls other people embarrassments
>>61887797
get off my team you chimp
FORMIDABLE
I've got the money, I've got the place
You've got the figure, you've got the face
@runt#786
the satisfaction is all mine :)
>>61887696
completely inferior to seolhyun
>>61887624
Why do all yank take aways come in Styrofoam?
>>61887778
literally nobody here believes takeaway is authentic food from that country, fucktard
>>61887748
Watching that recent harem show called Hundred.
I used to hate this shit when I got first got into anime but I can watch anything without complaints now.
>>61887753
Looks scary
>>61887500
Wot Do U Call It?
>>61887721
only one girl I'd even think about making my GF and she's taken.
>>61887712
Well I've had a few drinks and I can't drive so I'd need a taxi, Plus I'd need to shower and I don't want this to consume my whole night.
>>61887837
Is that in Brussels? Looks really familiar.
>>61887889
5 minutes to shower
10 minutes to get ready
5 minutes for taxi maybe
>>61887863
never respond to one of my posts ever again you fat sack of shit
>>61887866
idiot
>>61887869
Garage innit
>>61887865
I basically watch a little bit of everything and I'm not picky anymore, I usually hate sticking to one thing but I find it helps you expand horizons more. Hundred is on my backlog though, I usually wait until seasonal stuff is finished while I work on my actual backlog.
https://youtu.be/S7YYApPkVIE?t=693
Rate my haircut
>>61887639
>>61887639
>>61887639
>>61887639
>>61887861
cuz we're le fat XD
>>61887866
floccinaucinihilipilification
how very absurd
>>61887628
and we're the fascists
>>61887948
giggled like a girl at this
>>61887924
Urban innit
>>61887639
what's wrong with your head?
>>61887869
>>61887924
URBAN?!
>61887939
where ere the ears what??? lxoxlx
>>61887922
fuck off
>>61887948
excellent post
*slowly rolls in on push scooter*
*falls over permanently breaking spine*
fml
>>61887962
like a girl? or are you one?
hi, i'm dennis
drop me an email at [email protected]
are mogg
Me building a computer
Wish I had mates that didn't know I was gay so I can perv on their tight arses and bodies then wank to the thought later desu
>>61887753
So that's what ate Bobba Fett.
>>61888016
why do people treat blacks like fucking retards?
>>61888017
just tell them you are straight
>>61887938
>what a nutjob this dentist is
>>61888016
>600 britbong shekels
>100 spent on a shitty rice case
>500 gig hard drive
howling
>>61888016
Why is this funny? Is it something to do with the computer?
>>61888016
Given his age fair play to him Tbh
2 STEP????
>>61888040
because they are for the most part
considering taking acid and watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqgl_YMupJM
How did the "nu-male" come into being?
>>61888071
cause its le funny black people meme xD
>>61888071
An 8 year old can build a computer
>The UK's oldest person has died at the age of 113.
>Gladys Hooper, from the Isle of Wight, who celebrated her birthday on 18 January, passed away at Highfield Nursing Home in Ryde at lunchtime.
RIP, she's dunking in heaven now.
mogg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFmOg2mEl6Q
>>61888071
>>61888078
assembling a computer is like electronic legos. not at all a challenge
>>61888069
i only have a 500gb hard drive and spent around the same 5 years ago for a 560 ti and i5 2500k with 8gb ram
>>61888082
hmm yes very good source
>>61888090
Feminisation of our political and cultural life stemming back to women's suffrage.
analytical
attention to detail
interpersonal
communication
organizational
>drank food colouring
>did a poo
Moggg
>Feminisation of our political and cultural life stemming back to women's suffrage.
red-pilled atheists on youtube really seem to have it in for this Steve Shives guy lol
>>61888117
>born in 1903
fucking hell
>>61887933
Same here m8, I'd rather watch a series that's finished airing since I stopped posting on /a/, and now I read more manga than I watch stuff. Also, I'm enjoying Hundred so far, it has all the usual tropes of this genre but it's a formula that never gets old for me.
>>61888142
not having another "iq is genetic" argument with you you fucking mong ive blown you out each and every time
>>61888182
She was so beautiful
Drinking a tea then considering doing a poo lads
>>61887696
yeah
>>61888196
sure you have m8
>>61888152
HOUSE AND G?!?!?!?!?!
diversity
>>61888222
VERY good post
>>61888090
Why do all "nu-males", wear those thick rimmed glasses despite not needing them and have round fat heads?
>>61888238
me on the left
just got home yesterday from basic training lads
feels pretty good desu
In the news apparently Gazza is back in hospital
I legitimately thought he had died a year or two ago.
Has brutal 2016 found its next victim?
>>61888119
kek
>>61888229
literally have. every single time i posted numerous sources and every single time you just didnt respond and chose to respond to the posters you thought you could actually argue with.
I become more and more convinced everyday that leftists are pathetic sacks of shit who get off on having the "right" opinions and telling everyone that they do
>>61888090
Pol meme
>>61888288
hmm yes great sources like "The College Board"
>>61888273
want to join the army but i'm a sperg and also a virgin
doing a poo
doing a poo every day is a good ideal to live up to
subconscious messaging to the brain
>>61888278
did he offer a chicken to those blm protesters or something
>>61888278
I thought Raoul Moat gunned him down while he tried to bring him beer and chicken?
*listens to francisco canaro*
*pretends I live in interwar period Argentina*
>>61888233
What did Joseph see?
>>61888319
The army will cure those problems m8
>>61888312
nah i actually posted numerous scientific studies, and every single time you just ignored them and chose to focus on the posters you knew werent as educated on the subject. anyways this is the last (You) youll get from me cretin.
>>61887500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5OmSar8dng
>>61888319
so am I t b h
any chump can join the army
>>61888119
music ruins it
don't really like people with authoratarian personalities to be honest
doing a lie down, might do a sleep
>>61888176
Keep posting
Be honest.
How many times have you been on a full night out alone?
I came to the game with knowledge and brain
I came to the game with anger and pain
I came to the game with no girlfriend
And I'll be leaving the game with no girlfriend
>>61888374
dont want my army bros to laugh at me
>>61888273
what regiment you joining? been thinking about trying to join myself desu
>>61888278
Didn't Israel blow him up?
>>61888273
prove it
could do with an indian gf
>>61888369
>If I pretend I won the argument, I don't have to argue!
nice1 m8
>>61888406
the batty boy brigade
Thoughts?
>>61887639
did he lengthen your head instead?
>>61888403
they will anyway, everyone gets laughed at at some point
>>61888406
royal engineers
>>61888403
>bros
FOY
just made this christmas spurdo
tis the season haha
Is there a virgin regiment of the army I can join?
>>61888374
What's Northamptonshire like
>>61888131
Yes I am aware. Things can go wrong though and its a pain the arse if they do.
>>61888355
would it? would i get a qt afghani on my penis?
tim westwood still exists lmao
his snapchat is great
>>61888475
>wanting to kill innocent people
the army is exclusively for virgins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYpTvaKdC4s
>>61888450
what do sappers actually do again?
>>61888450
role?
>>61888434
so deep x
>>61888503
Dig under the walls and blow them up
>>61888456
sorry dude
>>61888499
Just saying there should be some sort of elite Beta virgin unit for people like me to join
What's the most you've won on the lottery lads?
>>61888458
>christmas in 168 days 1 hour 48 minutes and 4 seconds
>still not gone shopping
sweating buckets here
>>61888503
Drill into trees so they can use the sap for sealing up bum holes so they don't leave shit all over the battlefield.
>>61888551
£100
>>61888090
all started with the Daily Show, and emanated physically from the OWS movement
I loved TDS when Jon Stewart hosted it, but it is still without doubt the genesis of the current SJW movement we see today
>>61888551
all the money I haven't spent on it
>>61888546
reserves
Maisie at wimbledon today
1/2
>>61888551
won the euromillions twice
>>61888552
Oh my days senpai, if I see Christmas decorations again up in shops before Halloween I will blow a fucking gasket
>>61888571
sorry but into the bin
>>61888561
>>61888523
>>61888503
Haha, army banter!!!!
>>61888568
it's warm here, so my nutsack is really loosened up and it's kind of uncomfortable just having them hang free
love the gimmick where we all pretend we're autistic right wing virgins haha
>>61888434
Really makes u think
of breakfast
Got behind the barriers at wireless lads
>>61888571
> blue hair
why?
utterly binned
>>61888571
post sex scene
>>61888571
fug i didn't think she'd actually kept it
>>61888610
h-haha
>>61888571
she really isnt attractive
>>61888502
do you guys feel betrayed by him? Do you regret your decision now, when considering that he is doing the same shit as our emperor Willhelm II, after we lost WW1?
Cuz after he left, people just blamed all the shit that was coming with the Treaty of Versailles on the new government, which will most certainly happen in the UK as well.
>not joining the infantry
kek
>>61888571
god she's truly morphed into a horrid feminist
suppose it's fitting considering she's an ugly dog
>>61888571
SPOILER
THAT
HOG
2/2
>>61888616
this grime meme needs to stop, it's shit
>>61888571
I think my chinese is coming back up
someone's letting fireworks off hmm
is it a rasheed holiday or something?
where did all you normie plebs find /brit/?
>>61888669
>>61888571
loving the hair x
>>61888669
way she wears her trousers reminds me of my grandma lmao
>>61888678
you live in a shit neighborhood
>>61888669
She isn't attractive in the slightest
>>61888661
no absolutely not
the best decision in my lifetime. your union is pure cancer from top to bottom and now it will start to disintegrate.
more and more successful countries will leave and shitter ones will join.
>>61888661
honestly he's probably more harmful to a movement than he helps, the media really fucking hates him and too many autists think he's just a racist.
not like he's quitting politics forevery anyway.
>>61888708
but i don't
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. I must have tried 10 escorts and they're either not replying or not working.
FUCK MY LIFE!!!!
>>61888683
ylilauta
is it gay to watch porn of a tranny fucking a real woman?
way i see it its actually the least gay thing you can do because youre minimising the amount of masculine features on display while still watching heterosexual intercourse.
>>61888683
saw a hillarious meme about greggs on /r/4chan and thought i'd see what all the fuss was about
>>61888683
in the bin
>>61888669
runt features
>>61888678
yes its Eid
>>61888502
Are Nige lads
>>8875645
>>8875647
>>61888661
What for senpai? After a lot of posturing everything's going to be fine.
>>61888737
who gives a shit if it's gay or not
feel quite happy for maisie
she would've otherwise been doomed to live a life in a shit council estate working the tills at tesco
>>61888725
M8 literally just wank.
You're just horny and as soon as you've finished wanking you'll thank God you didn't waste the time and money finding an escort.
>>61888737
kind of gay
woman on woman? that's the definition of homosexual 2bh
>>61888683
reddits and pakis have been growing here since le ebig racist in greggs along with the decline of weebs
I really wish Bantchester actually existed.
>>61888737
Being interested in penises other than yours is a bit gay ngl
>>61888762
far too many white people there, is this poland?
>>61888720
the Danish lad said you do, so... :L
>>61888781
a tranny isnt a woman though
>>61888776
Same for Sophie Turner. LITERALLY just your average English chav girl
>>61888508
geo tech
>>61888476
shithole desu
>>61888411
took too much effort desu lad
>>61888806
umm but he's wrong and i'm right
>>61888710
agree, that your decision was important and absolutely correct, but what Farage did was pure cowardice
>>61888711
to be honest, the media will also hate everyone coming after him.
>3 rollies left
>off at 7am
literally fuck GV tinypouches right in the ass until they're dead
>>61888780
It isn't the same. People who say it is are probably still holding their V card.
I literally wanked 1 hour ago.
>>61888813
Woo!
>>61888813
traitorous cunt
>>61888822
the evidence points against you though
>>61888762
that looks haram as fuck
what are the odds a girl replies on tinder? never done this before
>>61888814
sexist much...
>>61888823
>what Farage did was pure cowardice
err, what?
>>61888841
prove it
>>61888818
cheers for the proof lad
>>61888837
Why Rasheed?
>>61888854
fuck off cuck
mogg
>>61888832
I think you're the virgin here. sex really isn't that amazing. I've had better wanks than fucks tbH. you know how to please yourself better than anyone else
>>61888822
I just don't know who to believe
>>61888818
>97
literal children OUT
>spend days finding the perfect motorbike
>post it on /o/
>get 5 replies calling me a cuck
>>61888866
see
>>61888678
>someone's letting fireworks off
>>61888862
Quitting when shit was going to get real. Oh no of course, he just "achieved his aim" and that's it
rees-mogg is deceptively good looking
>>61888818
>geo tech
how do you get into this? it's my dream job desu
>>61888669
loving the hair
>>61888910
yes but it's a nice area tho
could be some shithole in the distance
>>61888875
>wants to privatise the NHS and pack our countries with commonwealth paki scum
>not an anti-british traitor
>fuck off cuck
>>61888923
>what is google
https://www.army.mod.uk/rolefinder/role/122/geographic-support-technician
>>61888931
haha, good one Rasheed
>>61888905
/o/ is one of the shittiest boards on this site, don't worry. basically reddit
>>61888881
Continue
burped up my stella and kebab
swallowed it again haha
lads which fucking way does deceptively go
if somethings deceptively small, is it smaller than it looks e.g. deceptive and small or is it that it looks small but is actually big e.g the tardis
>>61888914
can't wrap my head around this
well lads it finally happened
my ripped laptop charger finally stopped working
>>61888911
You're incorrect.
He wasn't given a role for Brexit negotiations. All he did was stand down as leader of UKIP. he's still an MEP. he hasn't done anything wrong/cowardly whatsoever.
>>61888867
no problem
>>61888891
have you considered suicide lately
>>61888923
>go to recruitment wanting to join tankies
>"lad we need blokes in geo tech you get a degree and stuf"
>"sure sounds great"
>join as normal
Is there actually an /int/ archive anymore?
>>61888955
he didn't ask how GOOGLE got into it, he asked how YOU did.
runt.
>>61888960
fuck off ahmed
UKIP are the purple paki party
>Live in London
>Feel taller than 100% of women I walk past
>Feel shorter than 100% of men I walk past
Guess my height
>>61888911
he's no an mp and they said they didn't want him as part of the negotiations
he's still an mep by the way
what could he have done? you don't need to be a party leader to shout from the sidelines
Any /Fullmetal Alchemist/s here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMuoE9WhOAo
>>61888955
decent senpai cheers
is map autism common here? i am a sufferer
>You will never watch L O S T for the first time again
>>61887500
good job bungs
>drunk faggots outside fighting and shouting again
Every fucking weekend. Why is England such a fucked up country?
>>61888986
true statement
>>61889005
desuarchive
>>61889005
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan
>sets up gofundme page
>sits back and waits for money to roll in
like why even get a job anymore lads?
>>61888971
as in smaller than it looks
>>61888997
ahah this what happened to you? i swear cunts keep drifting absent mindedly into my dream jobs
>>61889025
That's a big wall
>>61888972
sorry to here my fellow billionaire friend
>>61888905
/o/ is full of autistic /v/irgins who got banned for shitposting
whats the deal with this lad commentating on tims photos
>>61889072
to where?
>>61889076
there are actually only 6000 people alive right now so they're bound to cross paths at some point
How are you supposed to untangle "I want to kill white people especially white cops"? It must be a nightmare to figure out the motives of a black murderer
>>61889062
to be fair the sappers were my second choice if they didn't need tankies anyway
>>61888997
I consider suicide reguarly yes
>>61889076
ask him on reddit
>>61888905
>motorbike
>>61889102
wait really?
>>61889022
>ywn live in the timeline where LOST got better with each season
>>61889106
obama is a great president and a fantastic public speaker and i'm sure it made complete sense in context
>>61889106
what a twat
>>61889022
ayy are you in the /tv/ thread?
>>61888995
>be Farage
>be an MEP
wew lad, I don't care in whichever way he is still a part of all that.
The thing is, that people won't associate him with the aftermath. (Well at least not that much)
Same as Johnson is doing right now. These guys are fcking playing a game of chess with you guys.
>>61889106
dindu nuffin
>>61889119
yeh
what's the best upgrade for my htc one m8
due an upgrade this week
>>61889125
>>61889135
>>61889143
>>61889152
4 You's in quick succession.
Thanks, guys :)
hahah here's a genius idea on how cops will stop shooting black people
STOP RESISTING ARESST
lmao
>>61889135
This lad talks sense
>>61889112
you should ring a suicide hotline lad, i'm kinda concerned
>>61889186
ummmm how about they stop arresting them?
>>61889111
ahh right, well congrats la, if you're training an ARROGANT student in 2 years make sure to mention irish weather and it might be me
Lads, she's stopped narrating her life and is now asking the dog what flavour food he wants. Seriously considering killing myself.
>>61889203
How about they stop committing crimes
>>61889157
hi merkel
>>61889214
All you're doing is narrating your life though mate
>>61889186
Black police officers shoot black people twice as much as white officers
Any of the lads working/applying for MPs in tonight fammos?
>>61889157
>wew lad, I don't care in whichever way he is still a part of all that.
you haven't provided an argument. what could he have done that he cannot do now as a former leader of UKIP?
>>61889228
how about they stop criminalising black culture
>>61889230
Hallo mein brauner, britischer Freund.
>>61889238
>zero girls on my team
>>61889238
yeah applied to be Liz Kendall's gigolo you?
>>61889234
Point taken.
>>61889241
How about they stop making crimes an essential part of black culture
>>61889238
>tfw Liz will never inch that tank over your exposed bollocks
Just sniffed a line
>that drip
weeeeeeeeew
the really low level light in my bathroom is making this poo a depressing experience
>>61889271
How about you shut up?
>>61889124
Literally jealous. Where are you?
>>61889241
i wonder who could be behind this post
Settle a bet for me lads, which is the better Outkast song..
Hey Ya
or
B.o.B?
>>61889276
hang yourself
can you imagine being a 36 year old single woman with 5 cats?
>>61889210
>when you're 2ic lcpl of autist fire team, /brit/section
>>61889124
wew lad you're in trouble now
>>61889296
how about no
>>61889239
Being the public face of the whole movement. (post-referendum)
>>61889025
>tfw scotland
>tfw the most i've had in years was some guy falling asleep outside my gaff
>easily remember random historical facts that I read about
>can't remember things for my actual degree that i need to know
>>61889106
>American presidents are so corrupt and unlikeable that Obama is seen as a saint
>>61889311
>tfw 30 year old woman with 3 cats
might get the kopparbergs out
>>61889307
bob is a great song
but it doesn't beat Hey Ya
>>61889276
>wasting a trip shitposting on /int/
You can't be serious
>>61889320
he wasn't allowed into the negotiations. tell me how he impacts trade deal negotiations when he's not allowed into the room and when the official Leave campaign despises the ground he walks on?
>>61889135
lol people actually unorically think this in some places
>>61889307
Roses
>>61889347
How do you balance looking after those cats with your children? Or does your husband deal with that?
>>61889363
So fresh so clean is a better song
sam is the real hero of lord of the rings
>might get the kopparbergs out
willing to bet i'm the most rural lad here
>>61889390
>Not Faramir
>>61889309
Nah mate
>>61889315
I'm alright desu
>>61889301
South west
>>61889372
Coke isn't really a trip desu
Got nothing better to do with my night
>>61889307
think Hey Ya shades it tbf
>>61889374
>official Leave campaign despises the ground he walks on
wut
>>61889407
I spend a lot of time in Norfolk.
>>61889413
literally do not understand the mentality of spending £60-100 on coke, then taking line after line shitposting on 4chan
>>61889380
i do unironically think this
obama has made some great achievements and has remained professional and mature for his entire term
compare to bush who was seen as a laughing stock around the world
we're going to miss him when he's gone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe10ExwzCqk
>Pokemon Go is just an innocent little game, goy
literally just woken up an hour ago, smoked some bongs, everyone is still partying and i dont have the willpower to carry on :(
willing to bet i'm the hardest lad here
>>61889419
Nigel was part of the alternate Leave campaign (unofficial). The official one (who made the £350m NHS blunder) were affiliated with Boris and shat on Nige at every opportunity.
>>61889413
Bath here.
Wanna share?
>>61889440
>£60-100
I bought something on ebay, killed it with the wrong power cable, now I'm sending it back for a full refund
It's happened to me before and it's not nice
am I scum?
>>61889474
betting i could snap u like an uncooked spaghetii
>>61889459
Obama is the reason racial tensions are so shit right now.
And even his publicity groups can't help him making a fool of himself without teleprompt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKXSgB7MEUU
his entire persona feels completely fake
>>61889510
Drive line an hour north and yeah
>>61889507
janny's going to have you for dinner
>>61889527
Fuck em. Most ebay sellers and buyers are cunts. Never use the place anymore because I end wantin to stab eveything cunt involved in the site.
>>61889307
Ms. Jackson
>>61887891
yes
>>61889510
you're getting shit coke if you don't pay that much
