Fellow NATO cunts, do you feel safe knowing that the USA has your back?
someone from finland post
Do you have Australia's back?
>>61879405
We have our own back but thanks
>>61879405
no, and i also hope we can get out of this useless shit and declare ourselves neutral so we dont have to waste more money in weapons
ish
>>61879405
Thanks for the planes lads.
oh yes please do protect us. we proudly contribute to NATO with our 5 servicemen, 1 tug boat and a horse
>>61879499
No, but I have
>>61879439
I have been summoned. What is it that you need to know?
>>61879675
I love Brazil.
>>61879825
Love 'Straya
>>61879405
It's not like anyone was actually planing on invading us. We're good man, thanks anyway
ÍSLAND ÚR NATO OG HERINN BURT for life
USA is shit though
>>61879810
pretty sure he saw Norway on the map and figured it was finland. Americans..
No,all the refugees mass immigration was caused by your shitty wars
>>61879405
Dont worry America
We have your back too
>>61880123
Nah, they know we're being bullied by russia and a hairs trigger away from filing for membership.
reminder that NATO is a Cold War relic and can't handle Russia's salami tactics
We're friends of Russia, we don't need to be in this fucking useless shit. I hope we leave it soon.
>>61880636
Don't worry we have lots of anti-salami forces
>>61880731
do Icelandic chicks like swarthy Italians? I might visit
>>61880757
>swarthy Italian
kek
>>61880838
I wasn't talking to you, fake Germany
>>61879405
Turkey downs a Russian Sukhoi for violation etc.
Freaks the shit out
>has our back
Thanks 'Merica
>>61880622
our knights in shining armor! Thanks Iceland!
>>61880757
all women like men from other cultures. cause they're stupid fucks
But for real. Downtown Reykjavík at nnight is the easiest place to get your dick wet on earth
>>61879405
>can't even control it's own niggers
>has our back
No, not really, but I don't see it as likely that we'd be attacked/invaded by anyone either. If Russia actually wanted to wreck us they could've and would've done so weeks before NATO had mobilized.
>>61879810
Go fuck yourself Finland
>>61881433
Get the fuck out of here Singapore. Who even are you
>>61881160
This.
>>61879405
I wish you collapse you.
Vote Hillary pls.
>>61881154
>All Nordic women are the biggest sluts on Earth. Worse than even American or Australian women.
What the fuck is wrong with your women? How do you tolerate being cuckolds?
>>61881479
Ok iceland
>>61879405
>USA has your back?
guffaw
>>61879405
Yes, thanks America for pax americana.
>>61881683
Lol. A man has no responsibility for other women. If its not your gf why the fuck should you care?
>>61881695
>Earn the ire of Russia by being dumb kebabs and shooting down planes
>"WOW WHY WON'T THE US ENGAGE IN A LAND WAR WITH RUSSIA WTF I HATE AMERICA NOW"
cockroach
>>61881683
They aren't sluts by nature. There's no such thing. It all depends on the men around them.
Is America having trouble with their women?
>>61881691
kek
>>61881695
>bringing down your own destruction by chimping out in Syria
>>61879568
Is that..a plane giving a speech?
>>61881935
>>61881784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uC4AUyju7k
>>61882179
Don't worry I never intend on going to Turkey.
Neither does my country's military. top kek.
>>61879405
Do most people in USA(other than 4chan autists) really want turkey to be kicked out of NATO?
>>61879405
fixed
>>61882313
Most Americans couldn't even point to Turkey on a map with labels.
why should I let you protect us when you couldn't even beat Vietnam
>>61882431
If you're so smart, why don't you do if, oh wait, brexit
>>61882261
then tell them filthy whites in incirlik to fuckoff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr9ypBe3lcQ
YANKEE GO HOME!
>>61879405
>USA has your back.
This actually scares me.
nope
>>61881160
>Controlling niggers
>Implying
Have you been to France recently?
>>61883246
Their blacks are about to win a euro football title.
Yours are shooting at cops for shooting innocent people you filthy american
>>61879549
HAHAHAHAHAHA sure
>>61883343
never change europe
>>61879405
well america can go fuck themselves
>>61880838
top kek my friend
kinda
>>61879642
NORAD
O
R
A
D
>>61883343
The lone Nigger in Iceland
fellow nato cunts, how does it feel having a freeloader in your midst? a country with 0 soldiers?
>>61884932
unfortunately there are a lot more than one nigger in Iceland
Actually Turkey might have USA's back.
>>61883343
>Their top tier blacks are about to win the Euro
Wat about the average French nigger?
>>61882431
Why should we protect you when you couldn't even beat a bunch of dirt farmers in the US?
Smdh useless fucking allies
>>61882313
Most Americans don't even know who is in NATO. It doesn't matter, we'll pay for your military anyway because of muh big bad Russia
>>61879405
Literary who
Meh
>>61879405
send more soldiers m8
thank you
>>61879549
ok kid
>>61879642
isn't NATO's harbormaster a canadian?
>>61880622
>coast guard
>not the military
>>61881691
>>61881835
t b h, fishing turf wars are actually pretty common in the north atlantic, even in modern times
>>61885744
none were as hard fought or impactful as the cod wars though
>>61885820
>First Cod war
>no casualties
>Second Cod War
>1 engineer killed
>some damaged vessels and a wounded trawlerman
kek
>>61882791
Yo, I used to live there
>>61885891
fishing disputes don't commonly have any casualties
the third cod war was the hardest fought of them all yet the only casualty was in the second cod war
>>61885179
Why in the fuck do we have so much reserve?
>>61885179
What... the... fuck... Iceland
>>61879405
FUCK OFF YANKEE
>>61879499
Of course
>>61887124
No u lol
>>61880972
>our
Just kidding, you know youre in the family
If every Pole had American marine in his house, it would make us feel safe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwaskivJrZE
>>61885179
>Poland
>120,000 Active
>515,000 Reserve
What the fuck are you doing Poland?
>>61887403
Fuck off
>>61887005
those aren't even troops but members of the coast guard since we have no armed forces
our defence is entirely in the hands of NATO and the United States in particular
>>61887468
I want a strong black bull protecting me from evil
t. weak Polish boy
>>61885179
If your military doesnt consist of at least a million people, youre pretty much a non-country
>>61887531
>we have to defend a useless rock in the middle of the ocean
Why is my country so fucking pathetic holy shit
>>61887531
>Our defense is entirely in the hands of the United States
Where do I find an Icelandic GF as tribute for my services?
t. American military
>>61887636
>Iceland population in 2013 was 323,000
What did he mean by this?
>>61887657
it was the US who instigated it and have always been very keen on maintaining it following the WW2 occupation since Iceland is the single best stop for planes traveling between Europe and America
it's not as relevant now but for much of the 20th century it was a very important stop hub for short-medium range war planes
>>61887769
Iceland is a non-country though. It was belongs to Denmark :^)
>>61887704
the US airbase was closed in 2006 but Washington has hinted they want to reopen it so try to be stationed here if it actually happens
>>61887870
say that to my face irl and see what happens fuccboi
>>61887832
What do the people think of the US's presence there?
>>61887870
>Iceland is a non-country though
>says the Amerifat
LMAO
A country without borders isn't a country gringo
>>61881622
>>61880644
>>61880261
You're pathetic.
>>61887930
controversial
Iceland is a founding member of NATO and the 1949 protest to it is the biggest riot in Icelandic history and the best known slogan of Icelandic poilitics ever is "Iceland out of NATO, away with the [US] army!" (flows better in Icelandic)
in general leftists oppose it while right wingers are in favor of it
the right wing parties have dominated Icelandic politics for most of the 20th century so the government has always been supportive of it and even protested a lot when Bush decided to close the base
>>61888135
Why does your country want to have no military?
You threw out the Jews and their banks a long time ago so I think you need some brodekshun :---DDdd
>>61888135
>the 1949 protest to it is the biggest riot in Icelandic history
Damn
>in general leftists oppose it while right wingers are in favor of it
That seems to be common everywhere in the West
>the government has always been supportive of it and even protested a lot when Bush decided to close the base
Why though?
>>61888280
it's cheaper
also we have a population of 330,000
barring an invasion from Greenland or the Faroe Islands it's not like any armed forces could form an effective resistance to any attack
Iceland has never in its history had an army and never even been a real part of a war, being a part of Denmark for most of history and never being conscripted into the Danish army
>>61888307
>Why though?
literally money
having a few hundred/thousand American troops spending foreign money was a major source of income for the town it was in
also the right wing parties here have a major boner for the US and would do anything to please uncle Sam
>>61887403
Well at least your national soccer team will be good with a bunch of mixed kids in 20 years.
>>61888734
You are our greatest ally on /int/
I always look forward to seeing a Finn defend America from Euros
>>61879405
>Fellow NATO cunts, do you feel safe knowing that the USA has your back?
not really
>>61888544
When will Iceland formally become the 51st American state?
>>61889000
not soon enough
>>61888894
>>61888734
>>61879405
fuck the usa tb.h
>>61890150
>>61890150
b-but
>>61890150
>>61890764
in the 19th century maybe, when your country was still great and honorable. Now you're just too cocky of your own power, you spend most of your money and power projection on fucking up other countries for your own gain and I haven't even brought how uneducated your people are yet. America was better when it was isolationist.
>>61890803
not crying, just stating my opinion
>>61880731
remove svartfugl
>>61882124
ayy
We are the most anti USA country in the world
>>61889916
>they were right about nazis
no, they were wrong, he did nothing wrong, stupid subhuman
>>61889916
>they were right about nazis
They financed the nazis
>>61890150
Je suis parfaitement d'accord avec toi
>>61890195
>>61890764
>>61890803
Je ne suis pas Américain
Je ne veux pas être Américain
Je refuse d'être Américain
