Why do Germans dig holes in beaches?
Also post your collection of Germans digging holes in beaches.
it's a war trauma thing
OMFG they do this everywhere?? I thought they just did that over here. I think its because Germans are always waiting till their fuhrer comes back and they can fight from the holes, have a better defense position.
>>61866355
>Also post your collection of Germans digging holes in beaches.
Why the fuck you would have this?
Just making trenches
>>61866355
>Implying there is anything better to do on the beach
Swimming gets boring and if I want to sleep or read a book I do it home
>>61866501
is it because the water is cold so they get bored and start digging? this is fucking weird
>>61866355
What, do you expect us to be on the beach and do nothing? You have to wörk from time to time to relax propperly
>>61866501
>>61866515
Also this pic is advanced autism, but you can see that swimming is forbiden on the sign so...
>>61866355
We have neither souls nor personalities. Our spirits are broken during our formative years, Arbeit is the only universal value.
So what else should we do, leisurely lie around in the sunshine?! Nope, time to get wörking
Very rare picture of Germans trying to annex some beach. They were taken away and were never heard from again.
>>61866534
Yes Germans are fucking weird, your right.
>>61866618
Why are the Dutch so tsundere?
We're basically the same people Klaas
Things to do at the beach:
Vollyball
Drink by your self
Drink with friends
Drugs
EDM Festivals
BBQ
Corn holing
Water Jet pack (You have a surf board with water cannons coming out of it shooting you in the air INCREDIBLY FUN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4Bm3cs9TFo [Open])
Using a regular water jet pack
Boating
Sailing
Fishing
Snorkeling
Being too alpha to pick up girls
Cancer bathing
Pretend to be deep and stare at the sea
Pretend to be busy and waste your time on phone or laptop
Smell the precious aurora of the sea mistress as she sprays you with her mystic cunt fumes.
Sand surfing(body boarding)
Surfing
Wakeboarding
Th3se are a list of shit you can do on a beach that none of you eurocuckolds will ever know nor experience since the only shit you faggots are good at is being autistic and jacking off to your crush.
>>61866355
This is grave not hole...
As we usually encounter sand beaches in foreign countries, us Germans routinely expect hostility from natives as well as other tourists, especially if we wear our most convenient Afrikakorps uniforms upon arrival to effectively deflect the sun's insidious attacks on our skin.
Taking immediate action to prevent ambushes when staying in enemy territory is not only recommended, but every honorable German's duty.
The most efficient way to secure ground superiority with short preparation time and lacking ressources is the construction of fortified outposts commonly known as "leichte Wehrmachtsselbstbaustrandbefestigung - Grundausführung A".
These outposts consist of lines of simple foxholes made out of wet sand, simple observation stands secured from enemy tourists by towels, and - in more advanced constructions - short systems of tunnels and trenches that connect the crucial parts of the fortification.
Driftwood must not be used to build leichte Wehrmachtsselbstbaustrandbefestigung - Grundausführung A. Driftwood is material of strategic importance and has to be sent to the local authorities immediately after recovery.
Fun by itself is not forbidden during the construction of beach fortifications. However, it is strongly recommended to keep a serious expression and sing military songs with a loud and determined voice. This behaviour will decieve the enemy and may distract him from your vulnerability.
They are gay
>>61866689
Why do Germans always insist we are so similar. We have different cultures, history and languages. I like to bully Germans because I like some healthy rivalry.
>>61866355
Is this a meme I've seen it posted for a long time by that Brazilian guy and never questioned it.
>>61866417
Dutchies started this meme about Germans though.
>>61866716
Okay now go back to your mass public execution please.
>>61866417
It's northern Germans mainly who do this.
Because the northern coast is very windy so the dig holes to get a cozy wind safe place to relax.
>>61866881
I was bullying back, but please, do outline how we're so different. our cuisine even has similarities.
Matjes, Frikadellen, off the top of my head.
Our languages literally have the same origin story
>>61866859
>Wehrmachtsselbstbaustrandbefestigung - Grundausführung A.
kek'd
>>61866902
Well yeah because they cant stop themselves, they just had to keep digging.
>>61866950
Who the fuck even goes to the Nordsee to relax on one of those """beaches"""? Are these folks too poor for fucking Turkey? Every pleb can hop some flight to Izmir, it's not gonna cost you a fortune
>>61866859
As a German I can confirm this.
Arbeit Macht. Frei
>>61866983
Why go to Turkey if you can just say fuck it and go to the North Sea for a day. Not anyone can take a week off for holidays.
>>61866983
When you live not far away from the coast you can always go there but you can't always fly to turkey.
>start digging a sick hole in the beach while on holiday
>some other foreign kids turn up and join in
>by the end of the week you've got some sick trench setup and everything
hole digging is the patricians choice, fuck all those sand caste fairies
>>61866355
What's so weird about digging holes in beaches?
>>61866716
Why is this gook posting here?
I'm no expert on all this but there is cold wind at Baltics all the time even in warm summer days, so maybe it's about protecting yourself from wind
>>61867123
>>61867094
>>61866550
are you fucking kidding me
>>61866954
Actually German and Dutch are sister languages similar like German and English or Dutch and English. who developed at the same time but separate from each other. Our cultural differences mainly exist since the Dutch rebellion and independence from Spain, we developed our own culture. with the golden age, dutch architecture, dutch philosophers and painters etc. While Germany was still a lot of different kingdoms who all had their identity. We as the Netherlands already formed our identity then, Germany was unified much later and we already had our own history and culture at that time to feel like Germany. However of course there are a lot of similarities, like the values we have. Our recent histories also dont really make the Netherlands and Germany similar I think. As for the cuisine, the Netherlands cuisine is really shit. maybe the German is as well but I think you have more variety. We do like our Frikandellen though VERY much.
Their most popular line of games is literally "<occupation> simulator". What do you expect?
A German needs to work. Vacation is just a change of scenery.
>>61867243
Spain'd
>>61866355
they're looking for underground sausages
>>61866819
ah, so you're saying this is collective memory gives away their old habits? Mainly used in 40s to dig RE-A-LLY big holes for many people to fit into at once.
I used to dig holes on the beach as a kid. You guys don't understand how fun it is. Well at least until all the sand underneath collapses.
>>61867589
>dig too deep, too close to the shoreline
>it just fills up with water
the bane of my existence right there mate
>>61866355
rekt
>>61866355
They're reenacting operation overlord
>>61867589
We do something similar with snow in childhood. Built walls of ice bricks and fortresses. Couse we didn't have sand.
Because they're fucking retarded
>>61867957
Retarded people would do something that makes their life miserable and ot fun and enjoyable.
Feenländ
>On holiday in Spain as a child with family
>We are on the beach
>I walk off a bit to look around, parents watching I guess
>Notice group of guys (about 16-18) digging a big hole in the sand
>Run over and ask what they are doing in my broken 12 year old english
>they all stop at the same time, and turn to face me
>'sorry, german only'
>one of them taps another on the shoulder
>they consult each other in German
>the guy turns to me again
>'come here, we need tester'
>get excited, run over and jump into the hole
>'you can see your parents?'
>I turn, realise the hole is deep and I can't see out of it
>shake my head
>'then hole is success'
>the guy shoves me down into the corner and starts shoving sand over me
>start to panic
>suddenly hear my dads voice
>the guys pull me out of the hole
>'sorry sir, he came and jumped in'
>dad yells at me for ruining other peoples fun
>tfw I don't know but I think I was almost kidnapped by a German sand hole pedophile ring
>>61866355
They some times die doing it. My guess was a mating ritual, to show they digging abilities. They later compete with other males showing they red skins and drinking enormous quantities of cheap alchol to impress German females (or anything than resembles a female). The losers of those matchmaking practices can be found in pools of vomit and piss mumbling.
>>61868076
What?
>>61867532
Sort of like this? :^)
>>61868172
Fienländt
>>61866355
FUCKING GERMS RUINING MUH BEACHES
REEEEEEEEEE
>>61866355
Wud fuq
>>61866355
Aren't you going to get banned for CP for posting that?
>>61867243
The Dutch were just Low Germans for most of history. In the modern era, high german became more popular for writing in Northern Germany (and thus the Low German dialects lost importance there) while the people in the Netherlands codified their variety of Low German into their own language.
>>61868272
That is considered CP in america? A few chubby germans and a girl than wear a swimmi-suit even a prude would think to much in Spain?
>>61868243
>>61868272
I legit didn't even consider that, I just wanted to post a picture of a bunch of people in a hole and picked that quickly cause it was actually good quality compared to the other picture I found on google
Someone pls delete the pic in op...
>>61868377
Don't underestimate America's autism
>>61866355
Dunno but our affection to digging holes is kept up quite early in our education.
Pic related is required reading for every 6th class student
>>61868092
wtf
>>61866983
Who the fuck even goes to Turkey for vacation other than the people you rarely see outside of their commie block ghetto apart from their occasional excursions to the job center or the local Lidl?
>>61867153
>his country didnt participate in the trench warfare of ww1
>>61868272
Jesus Christ i thought you were allied to Saudi Arabia just for their oil. Fucking prudes
>>61866355
>Why do Germans dig holes in beaches?
Because you let them. They wouldn't be allowed to do it in private beaches, they'd have the management slapping them all the way back to Germany.
>>61866355
Jewish gold lurks below the sand
>>61869545
Istanbul is actually a top 5 tourist destination in Europe.
>>61868357
Not true. There are areas that spoke and speak low German in the Netherlands. But only in the east. Dutch is an ancient old language that you can date back to the 6th century when old dutch was spoken. Yes dutch is an Germanic language but so is English. It has nothing to do with what Germany is today.
>>61868429
>>61868377
Nononono. It's not me, it's the mods.
>>61868184
I was more thinking of their archaeology expeditions in North Africa, but that works too
I reminded a word Nanking
![969px-Map_of_the_Low_German_Dialects.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ilTvZuj.png "969px-Map_of_the_Low_German_Dialects.svg[1].png")
>>61870094
Dutch was a German dialect, just not low saxon but low franconian.
>>61868092
k E k
>>61866716
calm down ferdinand marcos
>>61870169
>tfw no English subs for Bespredel
>>61870838
ah, if i could be arsed and/or 15 years-old neet, i'd go for wasting my time, delivering dem subs.
Fuck, maybe someone else has an arse to spare on this task? Request on movie /tv/ or something.
I already explained that like thousand times here.
We don't like to sit on the hot sand, so we dig out the top layer of the beach to sit on the cool layer and compensate our body temperature.
>>61870435
A germanic dialect not a german dialect
>>61866355
>h2O + sun = fun
that has to be the most german t-shirt in existence
>>61870435
![germaniclanguages[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/oJeJYAL.gif "germaniclanguages[1].gif")
>>61871146
That's not the standard system. This one is.
>>61871018
No, it was just a dialect.
>trenchniggers
>>61871325
So by your logic English is also just a German dialect?
>>61866859
>German "Humour"
>>61867288
>Camping Manager
Looks nice.
>>61870080
their beaches are kinda lacking though, being non existant in istanbul and all
>>61871737
Just admit you were cucked by Germans w33dm4n
>>61871325
Yes like your graphic shows its not a High German dialects, but it's more linked to Low German continuum, that despite the name is not exactly as "German" (like Gallo Italic dialects are not exactly Italian either); these mostly have been separated from High German, they've take different routes, with conservatisms and other evolutions.. If we say it's just a dialect, we could even say that English is a dialect of German
>>61866355
>not digging holes at the beach
how does it feel to be inferior in every way?
>>61872114
I refuse to associate with the filth thats called Germany
>>61872148
post pic of favourite beach shovel
>>61866355
advanced autism
aspergers
Speaking as a German splinter cell, we are waiting for WWIII when the shlomos and cucks are finally finished thanks to Darwin Award. Tunisia and Libya, here we come.
Are the holes for housing the Syrian refugees?
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/german-tourist-accidentally-buried-in-sand-rescued-on-spanish-beach/story-e6frf7jx-1225928072266
>>61871901
I dig it.
>>61866859
HAHAHHA never change Grandpa!
>>61866355
Bitch, Americans dig holes in beaches. So do Canadians. It's not a big deal
Nothing more satisfying than digging a massive hole
>>61880096
>So do Canadians
No we don't.
>>61866355
wew TOP LOLI right there my friendo
>>61866355
>when there are no jews to bury. png
>>61880096
n-no we don't.
I also enjoy lying in a hole on the beach. But I let the Germans do the digging. I like to steel their holes.
Because digging holes is fun?
They are master of digging their own graves
>>61866355
It's their way of protesting against Merkel's fiscal policy
>>61866983
>comes up with shit like Izmir
Verpiss dich, Kanacke
>>61871901
>he thinks this is a joke
>>61866355
looks at all them chink eyes, germans arent white.
Even when they play, they work
>>61866355
I honestly thought that everybody did this.
Its sorta fun, you now?
>>61866355
The only reason to go to a beach is to dig a big hole. That is what my family always does at the beach. What else are you supposed to do at a beach?
>>61881943
This, I like to dig a hole in the shape of a boat, with seats. Then when high tide comes it starts to fill with water and "sinks". Also, beach temperatures barely hit 14 degrees in Scotland, so sunbathing isn't an option.
>>61881943
Yeah, I also like to dig holes.
>inb4 I am german masterraceholediggerexpertprofessionalspadeuserandabuser
digging holes is a basic survival instinct. Stops my country flooding.
>>61883873
Kek
>>61868092
fucking kek
I'm dissapoint
I'm so dissapoint
AD/HD kicks in
>>61866355
>turkroaches
>germoles
What's wrong with digging holes? It makes more sense than sunbathing. What's the point of going all the way to a beach if you're just going to lie down all day?
>>61868470
Literally a cuck book
Why are germans so superior though? I think it's genetics, aryans are the best race desu.
>>61866983
>türkei
Norderney was super comfy.
>>61886976
Norway is considered aryan too you bandwagoner
![220px-Anders_Lange_1930s[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JX2HEWK.jpg "220px-Anders_Lange_1930s[1].jpg")
>>61887329
I know. But that's because we share lot of the same genepool, as well as many other nordic countries. But I hope we win afterall, I'm so tired of these immigrants. The future depends very on todays actions, or lack of.
>>61866355
well what else can you do at the beach, swimming and lying on the ground to become a nigger, we german-fags atleast try to make the best out of it
>>61887855
Det er så sjeldent å se andre ariske Norske som er redpillet
![rus_1786165c[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WLffdym.jpg "rus_1786165c[1].jpg")
>>61887918
Gotta prepare for WW3 right? I thinks it's gonna be Muslims & Russians vs Western Europe & USA. China being supplier, and a "neutral" 3rd part.
>>61888156
Why would we ally with Muslims to fight Americans and other Muslims? Bullshit.
![c7cc2615a115cdfccc76a7c41fdba969[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vEQ9RBh.jpg "c7cc2615a115cdfccc76a7c41fdba969[1].jpg")
>>61888189
You're fighting the EU/NATO for global sovereignity, and you have to ally with the muslims to win, or else you'll be raped.
>>61866355
They're digging fox holes every where because you never know on which beach those pesky allies will land this time.
>>61867288
>"<occupation> simulator"
>no actual occupation simulator
>>61866355
It is the German tradition of digging anti-tank traps everywhere they go.
alternate explanation: They want a do over on the Normandy Invasion.
>>61888387
Wake up nigga it's not 60s or 70s anymore, why would we give any fucks about global sovereignity?
>>61868092
Close call
>>61874686
After your third Big mac. also don't you have like a race war or something already ?
>>61888547
More riches, wealth, safety, power, might, control, etc? More monies = more steps closer to communism, which is the russian dream
>>61868470
Good book
>>61866355
It's a leftover from their days of digging mass graves for jews
>>61889461
>implying they didn't oblige jews to dig their own graves
oy vey, u know nothing about the holocaust
It's because the Germanic people lack a section of the brain needed for creativity.
>>61890459
Why the fuck do they put bikinis in little girls? They don't even have titties.
>>61891096
America does
I dug holes at the beach too when i was a kid, i thought everybody did that
>>61891222
Same, but I have never had a shovel big enough to dig holes like OP showed. Nobody else was interested in helping me either, so I think that's different.
>>61868092
>>61868092
>>61890740
No, germans are creative and logic, asian are only logic. Germand have will to conquer, chinese are smart but not will to be global leader.
>>61867094
This.
My cousin and I would dig holes and then join them together.
One time we dug so deep it was up to our shoulders(we were like eight years old so not that much) and the life guard told us to fill it in.
>>61888387
Russians hate muslims a lot more than America does, all the big muslim countries are American allies.
>>61886765
>germole
KEK
and a meme is born
>>61871737
according to germans half europe is german and should therefore be part of germany
