Welcome to the vocaroo thread, where we practice our language skills by reading out prompts that others have provided, then have them laugh at us as we butcher them beyond recognition. Recording site can be found here: http://vocaroo.com/
Obligatory English (extract from My Immortal, an infamous Harry Potter fanfiction):
"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?" Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.
"Ebony?" he asked. "What?" I snapped.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore. And then… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
It was….Dumbledore!
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Also calling any lads who want to play some poker to go to http://www.bluffave.com/ and join this room http://www.bluffave.com/vocaroothread to play some poker with us.
>>61856385
requesting swedish anthem
>>61856426
Not OP, but I'm learning Portuguese. I started to hate spanish and portuguese sounds nicer to me for some reason, and easier to pronounce.
>>61856472
I hate portuguese. i don't even know how to speak it properly.
>>61856472
ahhh you must be that guy i was arguing with in that thread discussing the two from a day or two ago.
spanish is way better tee bee aitch
>>61856510
I doubt it, I haven't been on /int/ since tuesday.
>>61856490
I heard that's common in Brazil? Well you speak English too so you have that.
>>61856612
>I heard that's common in Brazil?
It's the native language here. But I don't use it too much because I'm a fucking NEET.
>>61856656
So you use English more? Well maybe I'm thinking relating to Portuguese from Portugal, and how they're different.... I don't know I'm an idiot
>>61856656
well, i, for one, like portuguese. record some for me por favor
Abacaxi ou Ananás é uma infrutescência tropical produzida pela planta de mesmo nome, caracterizada como uma planta monocotiledônea da senpaiília das bromeliáceas da subfamília Bromelioideae. É um símbolo das regiões tropicais e subtropicais.[1] Os abacaxizeiros cultivados pertencem à espécie Ananas comosus, que compreende muitas variedades frutíferas. Há também várias espécies selvagens, pertencentes ao mesmo gênero. O fruto, quando maduro, tem o sabor bastante ácido e, muitas vezes, adocicado.
>>61856686
>So you use English more?
Yes. Almost exclusively, since I don't really talk to anyone here.
>Well maybe I'm thinking relating to Portuguese from Portugal, and how they're different.... I don't know I'm an idiot
The portuguese were the ones to colonize us, that's why we speak portuguese.
Their portuguese sounds weird, tho.
>>61856426
>>61856490
>>61856656
"Olhem gringos, eu me odeio hihihihi. Agora venham lamber essa minha buceta masculina e comer meu rabo!"
>>61856725
>record some for me por favor
Will do, hold the phone.
>>61856756
This right here is why I despise this fucking country.
>>61856731
Yeah, but they always say how you guys don't speak it correctly, but that's just what I heard. I think it sounds lovely, if not spoken too fast. Do people there speak fast like Spanish speakers? I can't stand to hear mexicans blabber spanish at 10000 miles an hour and try to fucking understand that shit.
>>61856799
romance languages in general are usually spoken at four syllables per second instead of the english two desu
>>61856844
Yeah, that's what I fear will lead to my portuguese learning demise.
>>61856799
>Yeah, but they always say how you guys don't speak it correctly
Well, they are wrong. Language changes. Our type of portuguese is correct here in Brazil.
Their type is correct there.
Same thing for American english vs. British english.
>Do people there speak fast like Spanish speakers?
Some do, some don't.
>>61856880
Got it, if you hate your country so much I'll trade you places. I'm getting tired of Canada.
>>61856656
what do you do then? Or do you get enough welfare money to get by?
>>61856873
don't worry, friend, you will learn to understand it when it's spoken fast, i guarantee it. the biggest issue is accents, i think. i also think a great way to learn is to watch disney movies in the language you want, because they don't usually speak too quickly/use too big of words (kids need to comprehend them), and meanwhile they don't suck badly enough to leave you bored out of your mind.
i don't know if portuguese gets two versions of the dubs, but spanish gets castillian and latin and french tends to get quebecois and european, so it's possible.
>>61856947
Thanks man, appreciate that. Yeah I need to start watching some films in Portuguese and Disney sounds like a good idea. The biggest thing for me is not being able to practice it enough in the real world.
>>61856925
I'd do it in a second. Canada sounds like a lovely place to live.
>>61856945
I'm 20, so I live with my mom. She pays for everything.
Also, this apartament is, in theory, mine, so she can't kick me out. It's a shitty apartment, tho.
>>61857041
what are your future plans?
can you even get welfare in Brazil?
>>61857041
It is, for the most part. I have a friend down there, and they offered to let me stay there, and help me find a job, I'm thinking about it but not right away, parents are getting old and they still need me here to help them.
>>61857017
yeah, i don't really know how to help you with that one, cuz we get so few portuguese and brasilian immigrants. if you live in a big city, though, i'd recommend taking a look around ethnic stores because the people who buy from and manage such stores are often from the places the stuff they sell is from, so japanese goods have japanese people manning them, ones that're mexican-themed usually have mexicans in them, and so on and so forth. if there's some form of brasilian or portuguese food store or restaurant there, you may be in luck.
>>61857081
>can you even get welfare in Brazil?
Yep, but only if you're really fucking poor. I'm not. Well, my mom is not. I'll get back to school this year, I haven't given up on life just yet.
>>61857084
Dude, that's crazy talk, it really is.
Why would anyone want to come to Brazil?
>>61857089
Yeah yeah, no doubt. I saw a portuguese bakery here, maybe I'll go in and see who owns it, and ask some questions in portuguese and maybe they can clue me in on a club or something.
>>61857142
>I haven't given up on life just yet.
Oh boy, you really should.
>>61857142
Is it really THAT crazy? I'm not talking favelas or something here, the middle to upper class more like. I'm just tired of life here, Canada is a lovely place and I love my country but I have no drive or determination anymore, maybe if I go live there for a year or two or whatever I'll appreciate things more.
>>61857209
Well, if you have money, then sure, you should be good. But that's true for almost everyone.
>tfw no bokaroo friday
>>61856385
I'll just do this drunkenly: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V4ARLqFa64
>>61857267
I have some money but I'm in no way rich here in Canada at all. If I can go there and have a decent job to pay the bills and have a little money to enjoy free time there, that's all I care about and being with my friend. Also, have an emergency fund if anything goes sour I can fly back to Canada.
>>61857315
>being with my friend
Sounds like you two are really good friends.
>have an emergency fund if anything goes sour I can fly back to Canada.
jelly :/
>>61857347
Yeah, friends...
I'll save a little more, you and my friend can come with me m8
>>61857396
So, more like girlfriend then?
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>>61857433
Yeah, we never met yet but we've been talking for over a year. We've gotten close and I plan to visit her soon, and take advantage of the "no visa because of the Olympics" thing.
The thread is too late, yuropoors won`t show up :(
Anyways, requesting french or spanish
>>61856385
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vE18zDu3WM
>>61856725
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KVCYMaz5vE
Not sure about the biology pronunciations though lel
>>61857484
Sing du gamla du fria
>>61857518
I wish you both luck and a happy relationship.
>>61857577
Obrigado, minha amigo.
If you want to immigrate here, it would look really good if you had a degree in something, and your English seems really good so that will help a lot.
>>61857628
I'll get a chemistry degree.
>>61857672
That's a good one, you could get a job in a number of areas with that.
>>61857544
Didn't know the lyrics 2bh
here goes: http://vocaroo.com/i/s08VrkqcUhaK
>>61857707
Yeah, I'd like to be a researcher, working in the lab.
>>61857711
Quintessentially finnish.
>>61857774
Indeed, there's always jobs in labs here, not high demand but always openings somewhere. Sorry people for being off-topic. Good luck m8, get your degree and come here.
>>61857774
why are so many Brazilians crazy about Finland?
Or is it just you, the samy guy over and over?
The one Brazilian makes many threads about Finns at least and is very gay
>>61857825
Yeah, that's me. I'm the one crazy for Finland.
And I'm not very gay, just slightly.
>>61857882
gib kinsey scale number
>>61857904
I'd be a 5.
Hello
>>61856725
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KKvrCLjW2F
>>61857521
Where are you from? You don't sound brazilian.
>Anyways, requesting french or spanish
"Le grand inconvénient de la vie réelle et qui la rend insupportable à l'homme supérieur, c'est que, si l'on y transporte les principes de l'idéal, les qualités deviennent des défauts, si bien que fort souvent l'homme accompli y réussit moins bien que celui qui a pour mobiles l'égoïsme ou la routine vulgaire."
>>61857284
>that pronunciation of "Dumbledore"
Hey does my spanish sound brasilian. An argie said I sound brazilian.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rGxxk44UJ8
>>61858208
Might be placebo because you metioned it, but I think you do sound like a brazillian speaking spanish.
>>61858208
Not Brazilian (obviously) but you just sound like an anglophone trying to speak Spanish to me.
>PAIS
lel
It should sound more like: pai-eys. Two syllables, not one.
>>61858208
You do sound a little bit like a brazilian dude trying to speak spanish.
>>61857983
>You don't sound brazilian.
Get that a lot for some reason.
>Where are you from?
Right back at you desu, couldn`t decipher from your accent alone. Wherever it is I assure you i`m very far.
Anyways: http://vocaroo.com/i/s03rpBJ8sLTk
>>61858208
Kinda does
>>61858208
You sound like an anglophone who lived in Brazil trying to speak spanish.
>>61858481
Post and rate spanish please?
>>61858481
>>61858436
>>61858391
>>61858285
>>61858226
Thanks guys. I try focusing on pronunciation but for now, I just want to get past c1 level.
Then Portuguese or french.
Some serbian:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JCC5AxOFs4
>>61857983
wait isn't that thing from some dumb french-teaching talking ananas show?
>>61859192
Yes, sir.
https://youtu.be/rBSflK1FTSY
>>61857925
have a (you)
Give me something basic in portuguese, I'm pretty drunk now but I will try
>>61859698
A aranha arranha a rã.
A rã arranha a aranha.
Nem a aranha arranha a rã.
Nem a rã arranha a aranha.
>>61859734
I said basic ffs, maybe I will try
>>61859698
OC poem 4u:
"Há algumas semanas fugi
Do mundo em que tanto sofri
Aos sonhos que tanto traí,
Às águas que não conheci.
Agora no mundo perfeito,
Um mundo por poucos aceito,
Neste mundo meu por direito,
Navego enfim satisfeito.
Ah! e como vou navegar!
'té mesmo por terras sem mar
E assim hei de encontrar
Paixão à qual me agarrar.
Àlgures que cesse a dor
E que dê à vida sabor
Com sutil aroma de flor
N'aura do eterno amor.
Uma nova vida tecer
E nesse amor esquecer
Como foi desaparecer
Por não ter a quem recorrer."
By the way, what's up with all the canadians who suddenly like Portuguese?
>>61859675
thanks
>>61859734
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ODC8RlU5k7
did my best.
>>61859775
Alright give me a few momentos or more..
>>61859751
Do it. It's fun.
This one is not hard, and is very commonly known I think.
O Tempo perguntou ao tempo quanto tempo o tempo tem, o Tempo respondeu ao tempo que o tempo tem tanto tempo quanto tempo, tempo tem
>>61859789
How are you?
Grande e grosso, parece até cipó;
Do que é que eu tô falando?
Olha o monstro de um olho só.
O meu pulso e o meu pinto são iguais;
Eu não sei se o meu pulso é fino,
Ou se o meu pinto é grosso demais.
>>61859803
kek. That was beautiful.
It sounds like you made all of your 'r's guttural though
>>61859775
Tried my best.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s067DYImgVvw
>>61859881
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZFef6mht2q
>>61859912
Ouch, that hurt
>>61859924
he's trolling.
your voice is beautiful.
>>61859775
>what's up with all the canadians who suddenly like Portuguese?
I've been choriço'd
>>61859912
RUDE.
>>61859949
>I've been choriço'd
what do you mean?
>>61859944
Obrigado amigos. I'm just starting to learn, like I said earlier in the thread, I don't want to go down there looking like an idiot.
>>61857711
ebin
>>61859881
Not bad, actually. By now, I'm already used to English speakers doing much worse than that. You had some minor slip-ups on the pronunciation in some parts and some words were stressed incorrectly, but, considering that you probably have never studied Portuguese, pretty good overall
>>61859912
KEK
>>61859949
Chorizo is an argie thing, dude
>>61859881
Your mic is shit, by the way
>>61860050
I've been studying Portuguese for 2 weeks now, and thanks. I hope within 2 months I can at least converse some basics, I plan to go there late august. I don't want to look like an idiot.
>>61859970
meu namorando e portugues
>>61860050
>this level of brazillian selfhate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorizo#Portuguese_chouri.C3.A7o
>>61860063
Yeah I know, appologies.
>>61860090
>meu namorando e portugues
Riight...
Tip for you:
Girlfriend = namorada
Boyfriend = namorado
See the difference? You just said that your boyfriend is portuguese. Watch out, pham.
>>61860084
Well, for only two weeks, I must admit that you're doing great. Your "nh" was pretty much perfect and that's kinda rare.
>>61860090
But no one here eats chouriço as a dish. We just throw it in when we make feijoada.
Eating chouriço as it is is an argie thing.
>>61860153
maybe that's what he meant, shitlord
>>61860153
He's a boy.
>>61860161
I've seen people eat it on it's own in Portugal.
It's also not uncommon in Canada
>>61860185
I don't know shit about portuguese cousine, I'll give you that
>>61860185
>He's a boy.
Are you gay?
>>61860212
I think that's what he's implying, yes
>>61860161
Thanks man, I want to increase my effort but with work and other bullshit in life it's hard to make time, but I want to prepare for late august when I meet her.
>>61860237
Maybe it's a girl, who knows
>>61860239
ARE YOU GAY OR WHAT? I'M CONFUSED!
>>61860202
kek. tbf, there's a lot of irrelevant stuff.
The pastel de nata and maybe the francesinha are probably the most relavent, but even then...
>>61860212
There is only one penis between the two of us.
>>61860239
wrong leaf btw
>>61860256
What? no I'm the guy with the BR gf going to meet her soon. If that's gay then kill me now.
>>61860274
hold the phone
2 canadians here? is that it?
>>61860294
How dumb are you, dude?
>>61860294
sim
>>61860290
ohh, okay. great. you're my friend.
>>61860307
super dumb
>>61860294
somos trece
>>61860323
yeah yeah. where are you from m8? if you're near her we should grab some beers.
>>61859846
i guess since all the other canadians are doing portuguese i have to do it as well
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11DZhubvbHJ
>>61860453
Pretty good 2bh, I forgot about that one, too many beers. Will try that
>>61860453
>>61860508
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yXAtjKqXDW
I'm too drunk now to do this, but whatever
>>61859846
mee toooo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b24XZwDCqS
>>61856385
too late for me to shout yaoi at my computer, if there's a thread in at least 12h then ill give it a shot
Aussie taking requests.
I'll give anything not super hard like Polish a go.
I guess noone will give a shit. But if you do, record this:
Trăm năm trong cõi người ta,
Chữ tài chữ mệnh khéo là ghét nhau
Trải qua một cuộc bể dâu,
Những điều trông thấy mà đau đớn lòng.
Lạ gì bỉ sắc tư phong
Trời xanh quen thói má hồng đánh ghen.
From "Truyện Kiều".
>>61861433
ebony is a grill if it matters desu
>>61861483
Ok go fuck your own face shithead.
>>61861926
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fuPBAD8xiY
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jgy2rXIw3X
>>61861580
I can't even imagine how this tonal clusterfuck is supposed to be read
>>61861483
Take off your clothes and post a picture with timestamp. I swear it's not gonna be as hard as Polish.
RRREEEEE
MAKE THESE THREADS AT NORMAL PEOPLE'S TIME
>>61863179
Why are finns so cute?
>>61864200
I'm not cute
I'm a manly man
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04qQYUL7vdr
>>61864311
cute CUTE!
>>61864518
no NO!
>>61856385
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B00b1IYqcC
Here's the OP text.
And some special for the Swedes, curious how does it sound for them. Which accent etc
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wFY2VkUiA3
i'm free for the requests anyway
what should i say
>>61866644
Australia-kun, w-what are you doing?
B-but I poop from there!
>>61861483
jump off a bridge you filthy fucking bogan cunt
>>61867747
hi sexy, come down here and visit, it's jazz weekend ))))))))))
![enhanced-buzz-1816-1401904116-23[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pzpSjM6.jpg "enhanced-buzz-1816-1401904116-23[1].jpg")
>>61856385
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18QHfli56ak
>>61869806
Just... wow.
![borat-thumbs-up-borat-thumbs-up[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zrq6Q2L.jpg "borat-thumbs-up-borat-thumbs-up[1].jpg")
>>61864805
The slavic accent is noticeable, and some words in the middle like "regeringskansliet" were kind of garbeled.
But I understood 99% of the spoken dialogue.
![sweden-west-archipelago-fjallbacka-vs[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/40tLviU.jpg "sweden-west-archipelago-fjallbacka-vs[1].jpg")
>>61856426
Du gamla, Du fria, Du fjällhöga nord,
Du tysta, Du glädjerika sköna!
Jag hälsar Dig, vänaste land uppå jord,
Din sol, Din himmel, Dina ängder gröna.
Din sol, Din himmel, Dina ängder gröna.
Du tronar på minnen från fornstora dar,
då ärat Ditt namn flög över jorden.
Jag vet att Du är och Du blir vad Du var.
Ja, jag vill leva jag vill dö i Norden.
Ja, jag vill leva jag vill dö i Norden.
https://youtu.be/iRPpmW1_4FE
Hard mode: https://youtu.be/RFHNOJQimjY
>>61869806
kek good stuff sweden.
>>61873156
Post italian why don't you.
>>61873771
Here:
Per essere se stessi occorre accogliere a braccia aperte la propria ombra.
Ciò che rifiutiamo di noi.
Quella parte oscura che, quando qualcuno la sfiora, ci fa sentire punti nel vivo.
Perchè l’ombra è viva e vuole essere accolta.
Anche un quadro senza ombre non ci concede le sue figure.
Accolta, l’ombra, cede la sua forza.
Cessa la guerra tra noi e noi stessi [...]
Ed è la pace così raggiunta a darci la forza d’animo e la capacità di guardare in faccia il dolore senza illusorie vie di fuga.
God all these "languages" sound like trash.
Why can't you all just speak English?
>>61873771
Requesting some french btw.
>>61874082
Just pick something to read, whatever you want. I really have no idea.
>>61873912
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1174gMNqBYr
>>61870227
I wanted someone to sing it.
>>61874222
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X2tdBiwr68
>>61874470
That's pretty good. Have you studied italian?
>>61864805
>>61869937
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MBOMJiFHW9
>>61875116
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X2tdBiwr68
Pretty good although a bit short to rate your level on.
>That's pretty good. Have you studied italian?
No. I totally would if people actually spoke italian there, but since they all seem to speak a dialect, that's a bit discouraging.
>>61864334
Got to check out some video tapes.
>>61875448
>I totally would if people actually spoke italian there, but since they all seem to speak a dialect
That's the most "thing I know about your country because the memes said so" thing I ever heard.
>>61864334
Was good aside from the shitty scream.
>>61875604
That's what they told me in /ita/. Also if I watch a movie set in Roma or Napoli, I can't understand shit.
>>61874222
>Just pick something to read, whatever you want. I really have no idea.
Are you in a bad mood, Pierre? :o
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01OQ1f1ySe5
>>61877302
Really nice Claudio. You didn't hesitate once. That's pretty impressive.
>>61877428
I actually study french so was kinda of cheating during the whole thing. Thanks anyways.
Requesting some spanish
>>61874536
beggars can't be choosers
>no german
>no french
>no japanese
someone pleas ekilllllllll me
Bib French
>>61880595
>Bib
Meaning gib
>>61880626
Sans cul et sans complexe
J'ai la syntaxe d'un clebs
J'suis pris dans un vortex
Il me manque des bouts de texte
Mon alcool colle au sol
Mes semelles s'mêlent au ciel
La blonde onde du corps
Ma tête tète la bouteille
Tellement vu de verres que mes yeux sont devenus verts
D'une liqueur en mal de mer à trop jouer de l'âme dans le coeur
Tournez tournez manège
Choper le Mickey-Mickey
Et tout tout se dédouble
Tout, tout, tout
>>61880831
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0APDrX3xO0y
>>61880462
>no german
I feel your pain
>>61881306
im just gonna go play pokemon go instead
>>61881129
Cool. I don't actually speak French, so I can't rate this. But it sounded good to me.
You're not Norwegian, though, are you? It doesn't sound like you have a Norwegian accent. An accent, yes. But not a Norwegian one.
Here is the music video, so you can compare.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooslk1yz9D4
>>61881493
>You're not Norwegian, though, are you?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12zpJS9rtG7
Não deixa o samba morrer
Não deixa o samba acabar
O morro foi feito de samba
De samba pra gente sambar
>>61881747
No
Bodǿ born and raised
>>61881792
Actually, I'm sorry. That was very immature of me. Vocaroo-threads tend to be relatively friendly and troll-free. And in the future I will try to continue that tradition.
Here is me reading a German song that I've never heard before. I just took something German-sounding from their charts.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WzAT6hGjpC
>>61882356
>Actually, I'm sorry. That was very immature of me.
Really? I'm not sure i understand.
Good German, i think.
>>61882680
>>/trash/
>>61881681
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kJVZSBM3TT
Huh, way harder than I thought.
>>61882996
In the first two lines there weren`t mistakes per say, you just lacked speed.
In "morra" you have to make a guttural r sound, just like you did with "morrer".
And in the last line you almost said "gente" in spanish but made the correction anyways.
Not bad, 7/10
Sing me some national anthems
>>61882680
Ik wil dat konijntje neuken.
>>61875332
Pretty damn flawless
>>61885363
How about in terms of accent/intonation?
>>61856385
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fpbsAn8QZI
>>61861580
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09Lng78U7Bb
I wonder of you even understand anything.
>>61884141
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pLfm77yKxK
>>61885812
Noice
>>61885951
Gib finnish Joonas.
>>61884141
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j7R1aG6WQL
'scuse the singing part of it.
>>61856385
>tfw I spend my day off reading amazingly written hp fanfiction on 4chan
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GgIOV7ZyGW
>>61886046
Minä kaiken juon minä elämäni juon
Minä naapurin viinatkin juon
Minä palkat juon minä eläkkeet juon
Minä vaimonkin perinnöt juon
Minä asunnot juon minä metsät juon
Minä maat ja mannut juon
Minä raktorin juon minä hevoseni juon
Kissat ja koirat sikana juon
Juon juon minäpoika juon
Minä tykkään olla kännissä
Juon juon minäpoika juon
Tahdon heilua hulluna humalassa
>>61884141
>>61874536
>>61856426
Fair enough:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08TKLuB0kRK
>>61886463
reported to the Swedish police for RACISM
have fun in your party box
>>61886387
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EIh5sGHDfn
You're language is pure drum'n'bass.
>>61885412
Hard to tell, there are a few hard G's and R's in there.
But to be perfectly honest we have a bunch of radio broadcasters and tv-personalities whos Swedish is ALOT worse then yours.
>>61886576
I could understand it but otherwise breddy bad 2bh
here's the song I took it from:
https://youtu.be/SvA37qYeb-g
![Swedish_prison_C3D_3119543b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZUhQ1ZU.jpg "Swedish_prison_C3D_3119543b[1].jpg")
>>61886509
>Swedish jail
Meh, could be worse.
Some Esperanto
En tiuj vendejoj oni povas kunpreni ĉiujn eblajn objektojn, kiel ekzemple vestojn, librojn, ludo-objektojn, radiojn aŭ ilojn. Oni ankaŭ povas alporti objektojn, kiuj ankoraŭ estas uzeblaj. La homoj, kiuj kreis tiujn vendejojn laboras sen ricevi pagon. Kompreneble tia komerco ne povas ekzisti sen mono. Oni devas pagi por la uzo de la loko kaj por la elektro. Do, la “aĉetantoj” helpas per malgrandaj donacoj.
>>61886463
rate my attempt swedish brother
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fDcGrsKy97
>>61886850
>>61886680
No wonder it's bad the song is blocked here.
>>61886926
What are you trying to say, friend?
>>61887036
That it was surprisingly good, lad.
>>61887112
Thank you friend, much appreciated.
>>61884141
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qw917uqnuc
Spanish:
Esperé a que volvieras
durante días, semanas, años
quizá toda la vida
desde que tengo memoria
Y nunca volviste
Siempre tú, en mis sueños
Siempre tú, en mis esperanzas
Siempre tú
Y ahora que te vuelvo a ver
qué suerte,
ya no te necesito.
![z1ewybttkjrv7ocletas[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sqr9H5x.jpg "z1ewybttkjrv7ocletas[1].jpg")
>>61886850
Not bad, you're pronouncing "Jag" (me) as "Jei" which makes some words sound awfly alot like Norwegian.
Some of the R's that are suposed to sound soft are pronounced sharp and the other way around, which makes some words sound finnish in accent.
In short; You dont sound like the stereotypical Swedish speaking German tourist, but alot better.
>>61887655
>which makes some words sound awfly alot like Norwegian.
I'm learning norsk, that's probably why.
Tack så mycket!
>>61887112
post Czech pls
>>61887632
PFOSTIER DEUTSHC
![soggy-bottom-boys[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jem5zdO.jpg "soggy-bottom-boys[1].jpg")
>>61884141
Well, they really ought to change their North American anthem to this;
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1df0osf8yEw
>>61887978
do the spanish. I am native spanish speaker.
>>61887978
1. Die Fahne hoch!
Die Reihen dicht geschlossen!
SA marschiert
Mit ruhig festem Schritt
|: Kam'raden, die Rotfront
Und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschier'n im Geist
In unser'n Reihen mit :|
2. Die Straße frei
Den braunen Bataillonen,
Die Straße frei
Dem Sturmabteilungsmann!
|: Es schau'n aufs Hakenkreuz
Voll Hoffnung schon Millionen
Der Tag für Freiheit
Und für Brot bricht an :|
3. Zum letzten Mal
Wird zum Appell geblasen!
Zum Kampfe steh'n
Wir alle schon bereit.
|: Bald flattern Hitlerfahnen
Über allen Straßen.
Die Knechtschaft dauert
Nur noch kurze Zeit! :|
4. Die Fahne senkt!
Horst Wessel ist erschossen!
In unser'm Herzen
nur noch wach er lebt,
|: Dein rotes Blut, Kamerad,
Ist nicht umsonst geflossen,
D'rum doppelt hoch
Die Freiheitsfahne hebt! :|
>>61888036
Where are you from?
Ja, vi elsker dette landet,
som det stiger frem,
furet, værbitt over vannet,
med de tusen hjem, —
elsker, elsker det og tenker
på vår far og mor
og den saganatt som senker
drommer på vår jord.
Og den saganatt som senker,
senker drommer på vår jord.
>>61888115
Venezuela
>>61887632
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Gg9qfmlTnj
>>61888147
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ORraT9ykMA
>>61887887
Kde domov můj, kde domov můj?
Voda hučí po lučinách,
bory šumí po skalinách,
v sadě skví se jara květ,
zemský ráj to na pohled!
A to je ta krásná země,
země česká domov můj,
země česká domov můj!
>>61886805
I tried
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oodd6OcYn1
>>61888043
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DaSUKnWWpL
no bully
>>61888147
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rC4zb0fGOb
>>61888378
Very understandable even you have definitly an accent.
The vowels like for example the e is more soft (very) while it is harder in spanish (band). The s is also very voiced while it is just the s like in "eSpecially".
But its good to understand.
>>61888382
Pretty good.
Melody isn't quite right and you're using a weird L, otherwise great.
>>61888684
Excellent.
Sounds a bit accented, but that might just be your voice. No mistakes that i could tell.
>>61888824
That makes me extremely happy to hear.
I love your language.
>tfw you will never be norsk
y liv
>>61885644
I was pretty impressed. But you were not at all understandable.
I can tell you tried though 5++/10
>>61888043
I have no idea what I'm doing http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AMF0aWoono
>>61888956
That was a lot better than what I was expecting, it was understandable. 6/10
>>61888147
I tried
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WTJZxdlFtv
>>61889081
wait i am playing videogame i will do it soon please i promise
>>61888043
ayy lmao
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10qKMlWzmC8
>>61888382
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NeaTuPyt0j
>>61889081
One day I'll learn german, too bad I'd have to use duolingo or something like that becauser I'm broke and I really don't know many good places to learn German. What did I do wrong, besides pronouncing that big word wrong?
>>61889117
Messing up a lot of short vs. long vowels, minor mistakes on the melody, otherwise good.
>>61889215
Germans have a love for strong pronounced consonants.
Pronounce the consonants clear and strict and always stressed.
>>61889215
Your mistakes are mostly because of your accent 2bh, you need to work on your ch and r.
>>61889192
You were a bit better than Dudu
>>61889318
kek'd heartily muhammed
>>61889117
Also rate my attempt on the Marseillaise
>>61887305
>>61889364
I'm from Venezuela we don't know about moslems there.
That's how german sounds to me.
>>61889370
I'm not native french speaker, I can say it's pretty good, expect "glorie" was completely fucked up
>>61887632
arriba :DD
>>61889201
Are you the Canuck?
Very good overal, but you made a couple of mistakes:
Unlike Slovaks, Czechs don't soften the d in kde (the d is followed by e, not ě).
Your ch sounds like the German ch in ich. We/they don't have that sound, so it always needs to be hard.
Some long vowels weren't pronounced anywhere near long enough. Especially notable in krásná.
>>61889455
it's "gloire" nor "glorie"
>>61889518
not*
>>61889496
read it!
>>61889324
>you need to work on your ch and r.
how are they supposed to sound? I know there's some regional fuckery regarding the latter and I'm a bit confused about how to say both of them
>>61889504
Thanks for the feedback! I actually don't know anything about czech, but I'm learning russian, so I was curious how similar they are.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wkn94RHVUQ only did a bit of the op fanfic. Gave up towards the end there lel
>>61856385
Post German, Norwegian/Swedish/Danish, or Spanish
>>61889624
here >>61887632
>>61889444
remove kebaps from germoney bls
The strict and stressed pronunciation is a meme friend, the only people you will hear doing that are either actors, learning german or bavarians.
>>61889578
I recorded the rules for ch a while ago but I'm too lazy to search for it right now, if you're here tomorrow I can post it for you
>>61889518
oh fuggg :DDDDDD
>>61889674
>or bavarians.
the only people the speak a fine end melodic beautiful german.
And not that dirty underclass german you hear in other places.
>>61889624
Norwegian here: >>61888147
Sing it if you can / wish !
>>61887632
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HlEYaxCU2z
>>61889570
I was sure I posted the link wew
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JbN84hQylb
>>61889579
You sound awfully lot like one Canadian that used to come here and try Slovak from time to time.
>>61889674
>if you're here tomorrow
I'm here forever. Where are you from btw? I'm assuming not-Bavaria
>>61889756
I-is that really what I sound like?
>>61889719
>the only people the speak a fine end melodic beautiful german.
quit your memeing miguel
>>61889774
I'm from glorious Württemberg.
>>61889742
You talk very fast. The rythm is very unnatural.
For example espere you say like spre.
You could try again slower.
>>61889736
>sing
Only in English or Irish m8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BN7bWHC4Ts
>>61889578
For the CH: in your accent, the end-syllable R (in words like porta, carta, etc.) sounds quite like German CH after A/O/U.
For the R: on syllable endings, it's an Â-like sound, but really short. "Mir" should sound something like "miâ".
Non-ending R should make you feel the back of your throat. Never soft, H-like. Think in French R, it's similar.
>>61889750
You pronouned very well.
Only thing i recongnize is that the ending vowels of the words are quite weak in your pronounced.
You can emphasize them more.
>>61889806
Oh hey there :^). I suppose that's what your voice could come out like had you used some other microphone.
>>61889806
Rude.
>>61869806
That was amazing, I want to save it.
