gabber edition
grime and bass
shit, nonsensical edition
This Pokemon Go malarkey seems quite bent desu
bart
i don't like how there's a literal DJ using /brit/
competition for best looking man of /brit/ 2bh.
Mexican is angry LOL angry smelly caca ;) hahahaha
got a wisdom tooth coming through aha absolutely buzzin x
mans never been in marquee when its shutdown eh
TRUSS ME DADDI
So what's everyone's take on Jordan Ibe leaving Liverpool for £15m?
>>61853857
still don't get this /lat/ meme
>>61853846
it's the best thing to ever happen
fuck off haitiANUS
>>61853858
I'm a fraud, it's ok
>>61853846
>tfw server problems
>>61853846
wanted to join in but soon realised you have to go outside for that lol
>>61853858
>literal dj
it's desklad playing spotify and pretending
psa: the dj man pre planned this gimmick last night
rip thailad
>>61853909
what's it like being a dj mate
Mexican is going to explode soon LOL manlet fatty smells like beans hahahahaha
>>61853909
play some tirol mr dj
>>61853882
could business on both parts
Ibe gets to develop and play rather then just sitting on LFC's bench and only playing in Carling Cup games
and Liverpool get a good price for a player who would of never got played enough to realise his potential anyway
as a liverpool fan i'm happy he left since he wasn't playing much, hope he succeeds at BFC
i'm sure he'll do well under Eddie Howe
afraid to wank because i'm paranoid about blood coming out
>>61853934
>>61853924
>>61853962
fuck off
legalise weed when?
instant boost to the ££
>>61853981
forgot your rotterdam pic paco
>>61853977
I usually find it's a 50:50 shot
MejicANUS is a caca hahahahahaha
>>61853858
you aren't the best looking because you're black
that rules you out already
https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/halo-hcs-pro-league-eu-finals-tickets-26286201737
who's coming
had enough of grade 3 on backa nd sides and 1.5 inches on top. I look like a chav or some hooligan with this now that i'm buff.
Rec me a new haircut lads, i have fine straight hair though so looking for something casual.
>>61854009
what the FUCK?
just fingered me bum, need to stop this tomfoolery.
Mexicaca hahahahahaha LOL
Short fatty is very angry now XD and smells like beans
Nothing good to wank over on omegle
>>61854045
>tfw grade 1 all over for the past 3 years
truly the masterrace
>>61854050
The times when it's not blood make the risk worth it
peruvians are the ones who smell like poop, not mexicans
>>61854083
i've never shot blood but i'm still terrified that it will happen someday
>>61854020
you're joking right?
>>61854098
MexiCACA hahahahahaha
>>61854020
>£6
I'm not made of money
>>61854128
personally think you could stand to lose a few pounds myself
>>61854020
I'd shag every one of these lads except the manlet
>>61854118
no
are you going?
>>61854128
dw
my treat x
>>61854119
>>61854045
Actually lads how would i get my hair cut for this?
>>61854107
Just believe in the heart of the cards lad.
get shot
>>61854160
i'd only go to laugh at them and bully them and make them choke in their gay ass tournament until they start crying like little fools who were captured in my trap
MexiCACA is mad now because we know he is a smelly brown fat manlet LOOOOOL
haitiANUS nigger
>>61854173
Any recent developments? Names? Motives?
>>61854173
was he a trained sniper
>>61854166
>>61854173
samefag
>>61854166
swiping my card like kaiba
>>61854159
hey, jimbo's got a sweet soul and is also very kind
please don't be mean about jimbo
also the BUK twins work for the sun, still wanna shag them?
>>61854185
bully
>>61854242
at the same time
The MexiCACA hahahahahaha he smells like refried beans LOL
>>61853939
It's a lot like being paid to get drunk and make people listen to what you want within reason.
>>61854212
they're black
they wanted to kill whites
they're living stereotypes of the "we wuz kangs" shit
got scolded by my mate and his mum when I went over to chill at his for drinks because they found out I voted Leave
i gave them some beers and they didn't really push their debate with me further. i wasn't really in the mood to argue so I just laughed it off, said all was cool when they said "no hard feelings/no offence" for calling me stupid
amazed by how passionate people are by things. still, love 'em dearly. good people, just with different politics to me. wish we could all get along x
not an argument x
>>61853808
Yes brah got my gabbering tns on rn 1up
>>61854164
save that pic to your phone and ask a good barber to do it
>>61854333
MexiCACA
>>61854279
don't like their deep voices desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a-CPZDSsRk
much prefer jimbo :3
YOU VAPID WHORE edit: [redacted]
British shits stop plagiarizing our jokes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQYBIUuU3Ug&t=2m25s
This is literally a Finnish joke with Swedish cruise replaced by Spanish restaurant.
The same joke can be found in Finnish online from as early as 2002
http://keskustelu.suomi24.fi/t/233101/ummikko-ruotsinlaivalla-
Contact your tabloids and spread the word.
>>61854340
Red hot forgot the flick
pee pee poo poo
>there will be a race war in America in our lifetime
do us proud lads
off to the gf store, you lads want anything?
anybody ever sucked a dick b4? what was it like? ive sucked a ladyboys benis but it was like 2inches :/
>>61854392
caranetto
>>61854379
why the fuck do people like these style of shoes, they look so blocky clunky and stupid
>>61854408
exceptional post
>>61854400
I have, was like skin desu.
>>61854392
nah I'm good
>>61854387
yeah with nascars and not formula one cars. they cant do anything right over there
>>61854400
quite close to sucking my own. really wish i had done flexibility exercises when i was younger
>>61854427
fuck off
>>61854427
nice catch m80
>>61854411
Go to shoes for our chav equivalent
>>61854400
Yes, it was hawt I loved feeling like a slut and knowing I was getting him off
>>61854375
I've seen this on /int/, someone on a cruise ship saying it happened...think they were Finnish
>>61853909
aaand I know who you are
>>61854427
seems vapid
>>61854457
they are kind of popular here too, just don't get them.
what happened to hi-tops
>>61854419
>>61854459
get aids
>>61854461
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/50973650/#50978862
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/50979876/#50979876
Professional comedians are now stealing their jokes from /int/.
>>61854472
The MexiCACA
>>61854472
hola my undoubtedly vertically challenged muchacho, how is life in your corrupt donkey republic? still salty and sweaty?
What is it about human beings that they think they can give people who work on a till their shit?
Why is it that calming down, thinking about your situation and having patience something that so many people struggle with?
I swear people call todays generation entitled but the most entitled people in my month of retail have all been middle aged.
Why do people get so angry so quickly? Normal people I see on the street who have friends and family turn into massive cunts when things don't go their way.
I'm jealous of independent shop owners who can literally tell customers to fuck off if they don't like them.
>>61854503
think i already do m8
>>61854503
Oh, be nice!
>>61854532
not good
Unironically have a low opinion of people when I find out they voted Leave
aids is fine now, it's basically chronic
>i’m moving like PK, don’t bring you girl round me
>/int/ rare proxyfag is called PK
hmmm
>>61854520
you can do that too
when I was working in a bar I told people to fuck off all the time, I'm not going to alter the amount of shit im going to take off some stranger just because I'm at work
>>61854546
>talking to uneducated chavs
Literally why?
>>61854546
very judgemental
live and let live x
>>61854571
me in the uk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTBJ3tW2Lr0
me
>>61854539
getting a hot cum injection deep in your bum is good tho
very good
>>61854571
>Fuck off Ally
Gets me every time
>>61854563
>>61854563
https://youtu.be/BBQw0lFeubk
>>61854589
more like YOU KAY?
haha x
>>61854622
The MexiCACA
Dia daoibh, a chairde.
Cad é an craic anocht?
>>61854621
more like uk as in ukkie
fuck everyone who isn't white
>>61854619
wew that hypnotize sample
>>61854602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du-TY1GUFGk
me
fuck everyone who is white xx
>>61854581
I don't need to talk to anyone, I can just listen to them or read what they say online
It's also worth pointing out that as well as uneducated chavs Brexit has a lot of support among your typical middle-aged Tory voters
>>61854583
You seem okay, at least, but the vast, vast majority of people I've seen come out for Brexit online have come across as utterly cretinous melts
>trying to sleep in this heat
>>61854649
dead language piss off
>>61854696
you are white
okay x
>>61854705
its freezin up here wanna come up and have a nap x
>>61854705
she has pweety eyes :3
>>61854694
i will never understand normies
AYO WHITE GURL WHERE YO ASS AT????
HAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO
>>61854714
>Éireannach gan Gaeilge
Sin brónach.
:3
>>61854571
HOWIE HOWIE
>>61854744
with your father
>>61854574
Bar's are independent too. It's retail where numerous managers are involved is where there is a problem.
>You mistyped the CAPTCHA, or the CAPTCHA malfunctioned.
You mistyped the CAPTCHA, or the CAPTCHA malfunctioned.
>You mistyped the CAPTCHA, or the CAPTCHA malfunctioned.
You mistyped the CAPTCHA, or the CAPTCHA malfunctioned.
HIROSHMA NIGGA MOOT FIX THIS SHIT
>>61854700
well yeah, the "Pakis out" or "make Britain great again" lot are fucking spastics. just wanted a bit more sovereignty and right to make our own laws. call me uneducated or whatever, but I prefer a British govt to whatever the fuck kind of bureaucratic state the EU is. regulation after regulation, bringing working class wages down by pouring in foreign labour to replace them, just not on for me.
i am sorry about the big political mess we're in right now but I think we made the right choice
>black lives matter marching through euroep
ah yes Americanisation
>>61854745
Fhdfhhdfjffhfd jjffdtbbh in
h@h@ totally burned you too bad you can't understand LOL
>>61854830
getting pirate'd by a former colony LOL
>>61854830
where
having a think
>>61854830
>literally going out of their way to make up issues
fucking niggers man holy shit
>>61854808
>not having a pass
????
>>61854830
monkey see monkey do
>>61854812
le workin class chav low iq scum etc etc
>>61854850
Londonistan I'd presume.
>>61854872
>giving jackie 4chan your shekels
>>61854872
why would i pay to shitpost
>>61854872
t. hiroshimoot
>>61854914
if you actually HAD to though in the future how many of you losers would?
>>61854914
novice
>>61854872
louis theroux should do another one of those celeb features
prefered celebs:
>jodie marsh
>bill oddie (if not sudoku)
>tim westwood
>shaun ryder
>sacha cohen (jewfest)
>barry from eggheads
>danny shittu
kind of want to try this pokemon go meme
>>61854976
i'm just waiting for the day this fucking site closes down so i can become rich and fulfill other delusions of grandeur
I live next to a river, if I tried Pokemon Go maybe I could capture some water pokemon, really want to give it a go but don't want to walk outside
>>61853808
this 2bh
white piggu go home
>>61854779
BLACKED
post your mp
>>61854988
is louis a jew?
>>61855034
doxxed
>>61855014
angry monkey detected
what is thy bidding my master
>>61855014
>>61855065
MexiCACA knows what an asshole is because he came out of one LOOOOOOL smelly fatty
>>61855050
no
Anglo/South African anglo iirc
>3 days
>>61855083
hahaha
>>61855106
this desu
>>61855050
he's french
>>61855092
>Theroux
>Anglo
>>61855106
Why don't you burn the bonfires now and wreck their buzz? Are they guarded 24/7?
>messaging gf cause I'm drunk and bored
>she immediately assumes I'm horny
fucking females, just want a pleasant chat
hahha x
swearing off sugary soda, starting now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0y9RbQYP3s
CHOOOOOoON
>>61855159
>soda
FOY
MexiCACA is going to cry hahahahahaha
Couch locked right now lads haha
>>61855050
does it matter you racist
>>61855152
>gf
Exit's that way mate
>>61855185
why dont you unlock it then
>>61855152
how in God's name is it pleasant talking to a female
all they do is chirp inconsequential shite
>>61855178
pop?
*farts at you*
*ironic shitposts*
>>61855206
You're in /brit/ mate.
quick
give me a /comfy/ movie to watch
>>61855197
Can't senpai. I'm too zephyr'd
*british memes are kinda weird x
>>61854812
My response to those points would be this:
- We're one of the big three in the EU, along with France and Germany, with a lot more influence within it than Leavers give us credit for
- EU laws and regulations are usually fairly benign, I'm not sure many critics can name ones that have negatively affected them, and we're able to veto ones that are particularly objectionable to us
- Fears that there'll be an EU superstate are vastly overblown
- Immigration has reduced the wages of the working class, but to a small extent, and I would rather we invested more in education and training rather than take such a drastic step as leaving the EU
I don't intend on getting into a debate, but there you go. I think that ironically, despite the claims of Remain scaremongering, many voters succumbed to tabloid scaremongering on issues like immigration, Brussels bureaucrats, etc. I'm also willing to have faith in the vast majority of economists, political scientists, foreign allies, and so on
>>61855230
reeeeeeeeeee
*shits in thread*
yes. now clean it up janny you subhuman fuck
>>61855246
i'm broke so i'd appreciate it if you lot stopped mentioning the use of drugs until i have some money again.
http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/polish-family-in-plymouth-terrorised-by-racist-arsonists-who-left-note-saying-go-home/story-29488159-detail/story.html#ixzz4Dk2JLHcL
http://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2016-07-08/eastern-european-food-shop-damaged-in-arson-attack/
Ah yes, white people come and work hard? Let's attack and harass them
Pakis live off the dole and gang rape little white girls? Let's let more of our commonwealth brothers in
This country is fucked beyond belief.
>>61855285
why are these fannies going after poles? anyone can see that it's muslims that are the real social issue.
>>61855260
made me smile
good on ya cunt
>white people come and work hard?
pirates do not work, they just conquer and later complain
https://twitter.com/keyahblu/status/751517770156765185?s=09
gas the cockneys race war now
Has anyone got Beth's blog bookmarked?
I want you out of business sunshine
bash my bollocks bash them good
>>61855317
It's almost like UKIPers are mongs
>>61855349
did she ever get her pizza
molynuex had jared taylor on his show today
>>61855347
you can't even take them fucking serious, god these people are so fucking deluded, fucking ingrates.
watching Hateful Eight
quentin tarantino is a mentally ill jew
>>61855418
had to google to make sure he wasn't the subway paedo
(normies and bullies pls ignore this post)
you know when you're in a twitch stream with 1000's of viewers and the chat's moving really fast
why do so many people post the word 'lol'
what thought process goes through their brains to decide to type 'lol' then enter
i don't get it
that is not an argument
>>61855451
dunno
lol
>>61855451
lol
niggers don't really understand geography do they
>>61855415
Do you know it??
>go see a movie thursday night
>cinema half full
>ghostbusters trailer comes on
>no one laughed once
hahaha lads what's it gonna be like
More girls than guys in tonight, not a bad thing.
To the lad who says he knows who I am, hai bb
>>61855451
Want to feel apart of the fun,
>>61854571
>sense in scotland
>>61855474
everyone does
>when the inside of your ear is itchy but you have headphones on
Looks like the race war will end up here too
>>61855507
>>61855507
Business idea: take out headphones and scratch
>>61855451
lol
https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/751542474972291072?lang=en
what does she mean by this
>>61855537
had to be done
>>61855349
are beth :3
>>61855551
>>61855594
>>61855551
I presume she means we shouldn't dismiss complaints made by black people about getting shot for no reason
>>61855594
COME HOME BEN
>>61855628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jssFqhSp6gY
is not ben shapiro a kike?
>>61855677
He's an orthodox jew
Wew lads im not falling back asleep.
Kinda upset my phones to old to play pokemon go.
I haven't left my house in weeks I really need to, that said I can't think of anything more autistic than a man stood outside tescos trying to catch a pokemon.
>>61855594
baiting on the negro vote, tricky marketing desu
furthermore, most black americans have such limited vocabulary. once you get past the slang, it is really not that difficult to listen to them.
>>61855479
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IhYGEOxH1y
the dutch peoples are cheaters, it is really difficult to have a fair game with them
https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/751401960381767680
>>61855713
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xRz9rjuHH5
>>61855479
Gonna have a lol when it flops.
Browsing airbnb atm
>>61855764
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Bz4yddxFh8
lol
National Socialism has no flaws
prove me wrong, prtotip: you can't
>>61855788
it's like she's a walking parody of herself
>>61855856
it bankrupted the german economy
>>61855856
national bocialism is the way forward
>>61855875
>>61855877
not an argument
>>61855875
me and the lads in the top left
>>61855856
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QWfmFHOXVn
nOt aN aRgumEnT
>>61855920
post post toot
Thoughts?