maybe there is a god

>one chance at life
>born white
>in a white country
>tall, with above average penis

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>one chance at life
>born in Mexico
that's all

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>One chance at life
>Born Alberto Barbosa
Just look at my smug face

>>61853527
>get shot

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>one chance in life
>born in Finland
>tall, charismatic and reasonably good looking
>still fuck everything up

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>one chance at life
>autistic

>one chance at life
>0.5% chance of being born in a meme country

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>>61853527
>one chance at life
>born white
>in Australia
>tall, with a small penis

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>multiple chances at life
>Keep reincarnating in India

>one chance at life
>white, tall, slightly larger than average penis
>broke parents
>literally funding my sisters education
>slaving away, easily doing 70hrs or more a week at a shit dead end job
>literally no future, no time to meet girls, nothing to look forward to
just hope my sister gets a degree and takes care of me when I eventually pass out incapable to work at 30

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>>61853527
>one chance at life
>born straight white cis male

>one chance at life
>born white/blonde/blue-eyed
>in the United States
>above average penis
>good looking
>born into incredibly wealthy family
>intelligent and hard-working
>perfect grades and good degree

Still managed to fuck it all up, lads.