What's the worst crime that gas happened to you in your country?
>>61839031
Someone stole a transformer toy from me in my school.
More like
>Jew thread
>>61839031
Stefan Löfven as pm
>>61839199
Fuck off nazi
>>61839031
I was raped when I was a kid
>>61839031
I was once lightly head butted because I was being a cunt
>Glasgow is so dangerous
>>61839276
More like islam
>>61839031
kek
No one dares to touch me
>>61839031
Nothing ever happened because I live in a first world country.
>>61839276
Are you that guy from that morning thread?
>>61839276
>What's the worst crime that gas happened to you in your country?
>gas
here's the joke
>>61839347
Right ;')
>>61839286
Story?
>>61839394
Kill yourself, tripfag.
Some nignogs stole the rims off my car
They left my car on bricks with no wheels
>>61839031
I've been born white.
>>61839276
t. Turk
>>61839353
yes
>>61839347
Crime happens everywhere, its human nature
I burned someone face with pic related and a lighter
I punched a guy and he lost a teeth
>>61839276
>berlin
>Land I live in was given to an other nation for free even though they never had a country here or anywhere.
>Forced to learn another language.
>>61839678
SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE
>>61839031
I have never experienced any crimes in my country, desu. But when I was in Spain, my cell phone was stolen.
>>61839031
plenty of unresolved murders here
backed up by the CIA even
>>61839678
Tatar?
I've had my teeth kicked in and been shot at
>>61841868
tell us about the shooting
>>61841913
A junkie-looking dude wanted my stuff so I panicked, punched him in the face and ran, he shot at me twice while I was running but I got around a corner and got away.
In hindsight, should've just given him my shit
>>61841781
Tatars had a country, I'm from Chuvashia.
>>61839031
got beaten by a bully
no srsly..
i'm a sissy boi
>>61841549
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My mom gave birth to me.
>>61842758
Radio in the car was stolen
Some homeless kids stole my cap when I was 13.
But my best friend got her father murdered and a friend raped and murdered, so I guess she got my quota on the statistics.
Someone dented my (shitty) car with their door.
There's basically no crime where I live.
>>61839031
Why was she ever on doctor who? insufferable. Some druggie broke into my house then jumped out the window.
I was molested by my cousin when I was young.
I've stealed orbit from shop.
>>61839031
I was convinced to pre-order Fallout 4 because Bethesda convinced me that it was impossible to fuck it over such a game.
$1,000 mexican pesos wasted on that shit.
>>61844611
> stolen
Sry for my English
I once opened a snack and it had ants on it.
Oil costs 0,70 azn/liter.
>>61844644
It's "stole" m8. "I stole".
>>61842128
to be honest, yes and no
you did well in not giving him anything but yeah you could have died and your stuff taken from your corpse
running away was the worst move but you did it succesfully so no harm done i suppose?
>>61839031
btw i misread OP and absolutely shit happened to me, only to women near me (friends and an aunt got arm robbed in separate cases)
and yeah one far relative got tortured in dictatorship time so the whole family on mother's side got asylum at Argentina. i think that uncle is fine now, but have no contact with him
>>61839031
No crime has ever happened to me in my country, none whatsoever.
But I have been pickpocketed in New York, had a small calibre rifle shot in my direction in Oklahoma, had my cabin burgalised in Maine, and an attempted buglary in Colorado. Also in Kiev,Ukraine some cops made me pay them fir the "crime" of drinking in public (something everybody else including children was doing as well since it was a street party in the Maidan but the cops noticed me speaking in English made me empty my pockets and took my passport until I gave them enough)
And even though it's not a crime I was hustled out if $50 by gypsies, but that was my own stupidity t.bh
To me? Nothing.
But someone stole my mom's wallet like two years ago.
>>61844780
Thanks.
>>61839031
Dilma being elected by the second time
>>61839031
I dropped my glasses once while it was raining, and before I noticed someone had picked them up when I wasn't looking and left.
So I got to walk home party blind in the rain. I don't know why someone would steal cheap looking prescription eye glasses.
>>61839031
25 de ABRIL !!
I HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT THIS SINCE I WAS 9 YEARS OLD AND FOUND OUT WE GAVE AWAY OUR EMPIRE ! I HATE OLD PEOPLE , I WISH I COULD HANG THEM FOR THEY'RE CRIMES AGAINST PORTUGAL!
>>61839031
Babysitter's son kicked my shit in and molested my sister when I was 8. He would sit on top of me and stuff my mouth with socks or push me down the stairs.
Dindus got shot and his motorcycle skid into my garage door
>>61845091
I hope you kill the lad.
Is never to late to do the right thing
A guy steal my phone, I was 12 yo.
He was like 18 or kinda.
>>61839031
The neighborhood kids figured out how to pop the lock in one of my cars and steal the change from my ashtray.
They did it 3 or 4 times but they left everything else untouched.
to me personally? nothin.
to my familia? we got our mazda stolen once, the one time we left it outside our walls/gate. some dudes stole our stereo. some random threw a pretty big rock over our wall and broke our dining room window. some cunt broke in (somehow without triggering our alarm system) stole my brother's phone ( a whopping then-new Samsung D500!!1!) and, for some reason, apologised to my still-sleeping mum (he said "sorry ma'am" in a heavily accented aff-accent so it came out "sorrie mem", how he knew my mum was a school teacher I still don't understand) before being chased out by my mum....
Two attempts of being robbed in the streets by shitskins / italians. Both times I was alone but I punched them until they fled because I get kinda crazy when attacked.
Fraud is really fucking common in this shithole
When I was just 15, some fucking dick from Peru I met at school telled me he was going to sell me some authentic Bart Simpson shorts (he said that the chcaracter was voiced by a sexy woman who always had on blue shorts, so the shorts were actually worn by a sexy woman and bart, who I love)
I meet him behind the school
He beat me and take my money
He throw onto me a pair of 'shorts', made from cutting up the Argentina flag and wiping shit on
Also I have been mugged 7 times. fuck this shithole.
>>61845172
I don't know his name otherwise I would
>>61845298
do you benchpress sauerkraut to develop functional-strength (eating the kraut once hungry ofc)??
a gypsy stole my pen in elementary school
not even kidding
>>61845315
Holy fucking shit
Kek
This can't be real
>>61845326
And you dont know your nanny name? are you kidding ask your father her fucking name look her up, and you will find that fucker's name. Don't pussy out, this is about ending a fucking wound , dont allow you and your sister's to live forever as a victim , be a the one that gives shit about your sister . What kind of father will you one day be?
>>61845493
Some girl stole my hat in school. Then placed some ribbons on it and wore. Got me 3 years to realize that it's my hat.
>>61845429
I fucked them up with my sausage.
>>61845690
..... were you not paying attention? how many ribbons did she attach?
>>61845708
sounds like they got the *worst* of you B^)
a guy trapped his daugher in his cellar and raped her for over 10 years. She gave birth to multiple children which he also raped (iirc)
his name is Fritzl you may have heard of him
>>61845626
I really don't. We were fresh immigrants at the time and only.paid in cash. I only know their last name.
>>61845626
Revenge is not the answer portugal
>>61845758
doesn't ring a bell, sorry
>>61845758
i just checked Wikipedia and the actual numbers are:
his daughter was captured and raped for 24 years, they have 7 kids together and 3 of those kids were captured with her together
pretty fucked up i live just half an hour away from the place
>>61845758
m8 read the title again..... unless you mean to tell us that you were his daughter.... (fug)
>>61845771
lol it's probably gonna be something generic like Johnson or O'Malley kek
>>61845862
>generic
It's Star. Not sure how generic it is but I know his face and have his Tony Hawk save file.
>>61845862
oh...whoops
>>61845315
>he was going to sell me some authentic Bart Simpson shorts (he said that the chcaracter was voiced by a sexy woman who always had on blue shorts, so the shorts were actually worn by a sexy woman and bart, who I love)
>>61845747
It was a mass produced hat, everyone wore them back then. Just my mum sewed my initials on it, that's how I found out it's mine.
Back in middle school I left my bike outside a library unchained
It got stolen
I was 18 and my wallet got stolen off me while I was sleeping on a bus
The bus driver stopped the guy from getting off and got the wallet back for me
>>61845964
lol time to rev up dem faesboook. then call up tha police like >>61845819 says revenge isn't the answer. (unless there's some sort of statute-of-limitations bs I ain't aware of, in which case: go full murderhobo on the sonnovabitch)
>>61845965
no worries m8, d'ya got any stories for the thread?
>>61846027
oh.. well case closed :s
>>61846154
Nah, I wish I never found that hat.
Apparently she had stolen bunch of my stuff and kept them because she liked me. Creepy stuff, m8.
>>61845819
This is not about revenge , i understand revenge settles nothing, but this is not random crime, this is a predator , and they only learn by becoming prey
>>61845771
Only last name? how do they find her? who does also know her?
>>61846267
did'ya giver the Cawkasus?
>>61846443
She had 6 brothers and about 12 male cousins, m8.
I'm not suicidal.
>>61846513
oh that's right you guys have weird traditions when it comes to stuff like that.... fug
>>61846676
Well, everyone has some bit of conservativism and traditionalism. I was just raised in peak years.
>>61846423
I think a teacher at school told them about her. Not one of my teachers though.
What the ither guy said about facebook might be right though. I only knew her as Miss Star.
>>61846154
i once got fucked over when i tried to buy weed
but other than that nothing ever happened to me luckily
>>61839031
Someone hit my car's mirror and took off
>>61846807
>i once got fucked over when i tried to buy weed
nothing worse than niggas fuckin' with a man's weed :'(
>>61839532
>Crime happens everywhere, its human nature
no, the problem is capitalism.
>>61846944
back in the age of sultans there was crime too
it's quite plausible that crime was present even at the cavemen age. it's human nature
>>61847020
It wasn't present until the invention of common law.
So I think society is to blame.
>>61845626
seconded
>>61845326
you must defend your families honour
>>61847020
not in the times of primitive communism there were.
>>61846944
>because there never any crime in the USSR?
oh wait didn't that evolve into a literally mob-controlled shithole a couple of years later?
study some Functionalist perspective in sociology and quit being such a college kid
>>61847344
There wasnt.
Only unfortunate accidents.
Some asshole stole my weed in my backyard
Nothing
Maybe I had a toy stolen when I was a kid but that's meaningless
>>61846944
A FUCKING ROACH
a taxi driver sexually assaulted me when i was super drunk and alone after a night out when i was at uni
guy ran away when he asked to see my charizard card and i gave it to him so he could see it
>Be Britbong
>be walking home after coming out of club
>get randomly attacked by a load of little chavs
>one is wearing ring and punches me in face
>tears eyebrow open
>have to go to a&e - naturally no cameras and police dgaf
>be different night
>walking home from club with m8s
>some other cunts are getting mouthy
>timetohookinthegabber.jpg
>fight ensues
>punch guys face until his nose explodes
>He has to go to a&e
The balance is restored
>>61847587
rough shit bro,
keep ya head up
Some drunk dude sucker punched me last year... nothing else does not come to my mind
I've gotten my bike stolen twice
fucking assholes
Last week a co-worker started talking half a second after I did and simply kept talking, effectively interrupting me, and then a few other people chimed in and by the time there was even the slightest gap in the conversation they've had reached a completely different topic.
Seen: fights,stabbing & shooting
involved: in shoplifting,weed growing & dealing all sort of drugs.
raped
>>61849882
this
