>"you are such a nice, handsome young man, I can't believe you don't have a girlfriend already"
>"I just know the right girl for you, I'll introduce you to her next wednesday"
Oh for fuck's sake. Why do people always do this?!
I bet it's a fat girl.
>>61816541
Because they think you aren't an autist and they give you the benefit of the doubt
You're new. They'll get sick of you soon enough. It's just a thing morons say when their unattractive niece hasn't been laid in years.
Just tell them that your Chihuahua is the only boyfriend you need
>>61816552
This happened to me.
>>61816552
>I bet it's a fat girl.
The worst part is: nope. They were pretty cute.
>"Anon I keep introducing you to all these delightful girls, why aren't you interested in any of them?"
gee I wonder
or worse, at home talking with my uncles
>"So, have you got a girlfriend yet anon?"
>"I really don't understand how are you still alone"
>"You need to man up"
>"Look at your cousin he's got two kids already"
>>61816731
So you're gay?
>>61816916
and he posts his chihuahua here
you could try masturbating in public
works for me
>>61816959
Reported to the FBI, have fun in prison =^)
>>61816541
hey mate want me to root your bumhole?
>>61816731
So why are you alone?
>>61816983
How much did you tip?
>>61817028
>So why are you alone?
this>>61816916
>>61816541
Dude I don't even get women talking to me, they only smile then look away if our eyes meet
>>61817054
>gay in Slav
Damn, that's unlucky.
How many times have you been beat up, fruit?
>>61817054
get a boyfriend
>>61816541
shit's crazy t b h
>plan you're suicide
>suddenly go to new workplace
>shit like this happens
>get fired anyway week later
wtf "people", fuck off with your bullshit
i thought the kindergarten was over
>>61816983
>Nightly
>>61817092
>Hungarian
>Slav
>>61816541
Shit barely any of go outside let alone be told by anyone that we should have a girlfriend. You're gonna make the whole board feel bad.
Just get a bf then
>>61817054
So you're disappointing your entire family because of some gay identity you've created for yourself?
