You wake up on Easter Island.
>be American
>wake up on Easter island
>immediately get arrested and extradited to Guantanamo Bay
Easter?
I'd start by cutting trees to build a raft
EASTER???
NO FUCKING WAY IT'S EASTER TIME AGAIN
PLS NO
...
The resurrection of Jesus Christ?
Easter?
What is the name of this Island again
A celebration, perchance?
Resurrection Sunday?