Shilling for brit/lgbt/ edition: >>>/lgbt/6497691.
Previously on /brit/: >>61770924.
karen
so an update on the girl who knew my name and i thought she liked me so I added her on FB.
she has clearly became alot more active on FB since adding her in the photo department.
which is cool 2bh.
the ]anitor
printed out some posts i liked
could be outside a club fingering someone right now.
fuck of britlards
>>61774898
I miss Caralad already
>>61774899
Me on the counter.
>>61774917
owned
>>61774898
classic
take me back
back to better daaaaaays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmBH4UtFDko
>>61774917
quite interesting, didn't know they had any computers left in vuvuzela
>>61774917
How are those food riots Pedro?
>>61774898
>>61774898
made it! wahey!
[spoiler]all me[/spoiler]
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
fuck blairites
>>61774928
>gif
Fuck off
need a gf. Can't wait til this september, changing unis
I have the right recently found out that my dad was a cuckold. Not a voluntary one, but he bit the bullet and stayed together for the sake of the children. (He would argue if I confronted him, nah, he had refused, but I guess the truth is that he is a coward). I received this information from a reliable source so there is no wish to malign him or the mother.
It happened, apparently quite a few times, with neighbors, colleagues, acquaintances, empty. with my uncle. Several different men. Dad will apparently come to her many times with this, become sad but not done anything about it.
I can not be mad at mom, because she is dead. But I have however, lost the respect of my father. How could he accept this? In addition, I am actually not sure if he really is my dad, chances ought to be huge because he is not.
How should I proceed with this???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTJSt4wP2ME
>walk through the kitchen
>hear a massive roll then a smash
>my mum's bowl just broke all over the floor
>didn't even touch the bloody thing, somehow my walking into the room triggered the poorly placed bowl to fall off the counter
probably gonna get blamed for this
not even fat, not sure how this happened
>>61775034
ebin blog pasta
/subscribed
>>61775034
>>61774917
these are both the autisto mejicano playing with proxies btw
>>61775053
i broke your mums bowl last night she didn't even got mad
>>61775053
smash all of mummy's plates
Dying for a kebab
is :3 the gayest smiley ever conceived?
I really like it :3
>arseblasted Corbynistas turning on the people who brought their party out of the electoral wilderness
>>61775105
you weren't menna break that you cunt
we won't get another shipment of bowls until our batshit crazy leaders stop kicking off at the world and impoverishing their own people just to feel like they're big and strong
oh wait
>>61775132
looks like my mate's yank ex who cheated on him with another one of our mates and started dating him creating a massive split in the group
>have 5-minute call on smartphone
>hang up and look at screen
>it's covered in a thin layer of oil from my ear/hair
Anyone else know this feel?
Just think the NHS will collapse because of all the overweight unhealthy working class who abused it
>>61775137
I hate it, much prefer ;_;
>>61775182
hallo Rajneeesh Paytel Sing!
>>61775182
yes plus my battery has dropped like 15%
>finish work
>me and my mate who i give a lift to after work decide to get a takeaway on the way home
>celebrating us both having a disciplinary today
>find one with door open and lights on
>"sorry mate we're closing, all we got left is this doner meat and two fried chickens"
>itisdone.tiff
>finally receive food after grim shift
>open up the styrofoam and there is a tiny bit of chicken and some raveled up doner
>about 1cm of yellow watery grease swishing around the bottom
still ate it fucking brilliant ay hahahahah
pirate scumbags
>>61775177
crikey
the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that theres too many people instead of not enough money
>>61775212
You seem to be mistaken, the Australian immigrant stereotype is Chinese, not Indian.
Alright then Should I try and sleep or go see can i get some food? Bearing in mind i woke up at 3 today.
Nervous about my shift tomorrow 3bh, lads
manager already made a comment about me being 'a bit quiet' on my trial shift
solid first impression haha x
>>61775231
literally none of this is interesting
>>61775140
I do ponder this
I don't say anything because I'm a literal spastic and I imagine my politically aligned friends (who don't like Corbyn) would say otherwise and talk down to me
>>61775280
dozed off reading this post
>>61775265
go service station
>>61775266
Ah yes, we should all make wageslavery a FUN and HAPPY place to be in.
How about we work but THEN we DON'T have to become besties with colleagues.
>>61775182
Hello woggo haha
having a wank to instagram pics of a girl i used to work with who always likes my fb pictures
>>61775266
Try and crack some banter with him next time
>>61775140
wow is this man a fucking retard?
look up keir hardy you fucking shit cunt
>>61775318
enfield service station now
>>61775329
>girl i used to work with who always likes my fb pictures
FONT
>>61775300
*dies of boredom reading this post*
>>61775329
She's into you lad go for it
>>61775342
>Try and crack some banter with him next time
>encouraging normie behaviour
>>61775361
shes literally the only female that likes my pictures
shes not even that fit, solid 7, worth a wank though
>>61775201
I think that's why I've grown to love it so much, because I actually hate it :3
61775359
zzz fuck off
>>61775373
Oh I'm sorry
>laugh awkwardly and avoid eye contact
>try to open the till but press wrong button and print empty receipt
>gaze off at the clock and wish to commit sudoku
>>61775359
>Can't even spell the mans name right
>>61775342
how should i break the ice without sperging out
Only feels natural bantering with people i know
park the car at the side of the road
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM
you should know....
/brit/ is now filled of HIV spreaders........
>figured out how to save Instagram photos
ahhh yes nothing but the highest possible definition for deposits into my wank bank
>>61775266
what job lad?
>>61775464
Next stop masturbation station
In enfiled service station now
Go see can I get some food
>>61775441
Cracked out many of these after school browsing Bebo and Myspace whilst downloading some shit off Limewire and attempting to chat up some girl on MSN
good times
>>61775438
>
Maybe just try and act less like rigid or something. Laugh at what he says and respond accordingly
If its like a shit cashier job its probably not worth the effort, you know
>>61775359
Keir Hardie probably would have hated Blair for bringing in so many immigrants and supporting LGBT rights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KWHCNBuDvg
>>61775464
Teach us wise one
>>61775496
Don't remind man about Limewire
Dont download .exes lmao
just got to the door of enfield service station
they don't have any food apparently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=944rPD3kk-w
>>61775464
>implying you don't just go on the scrolling mode and skip from pic to pic to refresh the mental wank bank whilst fluffing
>>61775238
post toot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryEXiW7GNNg
having an early night
>>61775517
>hated Blair for bringing in so many immigrants
i do too
lgbt gay rights however, anyone who hates on lgbt ppl are idiots
>>61775544
virus do not watch
>>61775568
i am not from france.....
>>61775532
*blocks your path*
>>61775551
so afraid of liking an old pic desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hwmPEanCdM
>>61775577
Do you not support Corbyns position on immigration then?
>>61775485
bar/restaurant, so they expect you to be social
only job that got back to me desu
>>61775498
i'll try, some situations make me act so awkward i can't help it, frustrates me desu
other times i am perfectly normal
>>61775596
>unstoppable walking towards the camera meets an immovable post
whats gonna happen
mary mary quite contrary
mary mary quite contrary
>>61775577
i support lgb rights, everyone's got a right to love who they want and shag who they want (given that they're consenting adults of course)
but i don't support the t.
transexualism, transgenderism, etc, is fucking insane. delusion. mental illness. not worthy of support, but it is worthy of medical treatment.
content of /brit/ posts so far
30% masturbation or alluding to masturbation
25% insults
5% terrible tripfag posts
10% posting about going to the shop and service stations
5% random youtube links
4% politics (actual real discussion)
12% social anxiety posts
9% misc
just fast forwarded by 3 doritos and now i have a gf
>mongs who think corbyn is real old labour and not a leftover for the Trotskyist entiryism In the 70s and 80s
When you go back to men like Attlee they loved this country, they were patriotic, had an air of social comservatism, they were pragmatic and realised things like unilateral nuclear disarmament was a bad idea
Yes they would probably hate Tony Blair but they'd hate corbyn too
>>61775654
any maths genii want to add this up?
>>61775640
>transexualism, transgenderism, etc, is fucking insane. delusion. mental illness. not worthy of support, but it is worthy of medical treatment.
so exactly like how bigots used to describe homosexuality then
>with the gf
>10 minutes pass by
>checks her phone
>she has an endless wall of group chat messages, instagram likes, facebook messages and notifcations
>check my phone
>no notifcations for the past 2 days
haha
>>61775654
This gimmick has potential
>>61775528
I dunno if this applies to browsers other than Firefox but:
>right click on image
>Inspect Element
>search for '.jpg', keep looking until the image you want is highlighted
>Copy Outer HTML, paste in address bar
>remove superfluous parts of URL, enter
>>61775622
You'll meet your maker
*eviscerates you*
>>61775687
Font
>>61775608
i'm just an angry 20 y/o who always see black guys with white girls in clubs
corbyn knows more than me.
>>61775687
yeah one of my best friends is like that. Phone constantly getting notifications.
makes me feel like a loser
i've never ever been on live television before
>>61775683
so you're comparing two groups by how people treat them, and not what the two groups are themselves?
sexual attraction is not the same thing as believing yourself to be a gender you are biologically not. pseudoscience psychology has enabled them with hogwash thought that "lol gender is just mental, gender and sex are different!" despite the fact that for the vast majority of the time, gender mentality IS linked to your biological sex, and when it isn't, that suggests a mental illness rather than something natural.
considering like 70% trannies kill themselves anyway, regardless of whether or not they transition, i'd say mental treatment into curing them of their illness and helping them see themselves as the gender they actually are would be a step in the right direction.
>Northerners hate Tories
>Ukip are just ultra Tories who are anti immigration
>Northerners vote for them
Why don't labour just be anti-immigration?
>>61775687
call her a normie twat then break up with her
>>61775770
This is literally what people used to say about gays but with a few words changed
>>61775749
you have to actively participate in it to have lots of notifications senpai. its more about their insecurity and constant need to feel validated by likes and messages
do not swallow the facebook-blue pill
>>61775749
Im always getting notifications as well but from the economist and Reuters apps. Don't waste energy with the banality of social media that the average pleb seems to adore.
>>61775777
Labour has loads of immigrant voters and members
>>61775777
blairism came across the perfect gimmick- muslims. muslims vote for them because of welfare state and social justice laws, so blairite labour imports millions of muslims to have confirmed votes to keep running governments.
hasn't worked in a while though.
>>61775770
>considering like 70% trannies kill themselves anyway, regardless of whether or not they transition, i'd say mental treatment into curing them of their illness and helping them see themselves as the gender they actually are would be a step in the right direction.
You sound very involved in this. Why? I assume there are many academics who are pouring their lives into research like this. There is no cure as of yet apart for transitioning for them.
new gimmick: muslims
haha
t. Tone
>>61775834
Youre forgetting the added bonus of this gimmick
If you get the muslims from the Commonwealth they can vote in elections straight away without having to get British citizenship
>psychology is pseudoscience
Don't really disagree with the principle of invading Iraq to remove Saddam but as we've seen the execution was quite woeful
>>61775796
>so you're comparing two groups by how people treat them, and not what the two groups are themselves?
you're not making any arguments
>>61775845
yeah i suppose it's just a major pet peeve of mine. i've got some right-wing thoughts, i've got some left-wing thoughts. but the idea that trannies are somehow normal and should be accepted and respected as their pretend genders is ridiculous to me.
and while i understand there probably isn't a cure yet, i still think enabling them is not the right way, since it enables others who haven't transitioned yet into thinking "oh it's okay to be mentally ill, i'll just pump my body full of hormones and maybe mutilate my genitalia".
i reeaaaally don't like this trend being pushed on children either. children are far too young, misguided and impressionable for this kind of thought to be encouraged.
>>61775924
I said
>This is literally what people used to say about gays but with a few words changed
Then you pick out a small part of your post and assume that's the only thing I'm talking about - nice non argument
Read the rest of that post and imagine the person is talking about gays and you get the point
>>61775770
you aren't biologically a gender though, gender is a social construct
Transgenderism isn't a mental illness as it does not necessarily cause significt distress or disability, many transgenders live a perfectly normal and adjusted life
*closes eyes*
*grabs you by the hair and throws you*
*turn my back and chuckle as youre still flying through the air*
Many millions of Muslims 'fundamentally incompatible with the modern world', says Tony Blair
why is he so based lads?
>>61775924
>i reeaaaally don't like this trend being pushed on children either. children are far too young, misguided and impressionable for this kind of thought to be encouraged.
This is a poor argument. I'd rather take the energy into raising my own children (if I wanted any, I don't, I'm gay) and educate them as best as I could rather than thinking 'what if'.
>>61775980
Tony is that you
Have you been drinking after your hard day
>>61775980
His foundation funds education to deal with extremism
reckon he's missed a trick, you're supposed to rant on about pakis on here if you want to stop it
How does one acquire a British trap gf?
keep seeing that Russia Today shill being shared on facebook by plebs with quotes like "omg he nailed it lmao". do they not realise they're being dailymailed, but by RUSSIA
Might become a tranny could do with the attention
>>61776031
out
>>61776078
yeah being gay doesn't work anymore lmao
Don't really disagree with the principle of killing a load of brown people in the middle east with our vastly superior military but as we've seen the fallout from it has been quite woeful
>>61776074
THIS
Not to sound euphoric but I refuse to watch those videos out of principle
>>61775916
Iraq should be broken up into 3 countries, federalism doesn't work
>>61776031
torturegarden
>>61776102
It's a snarky (You) but I'll take it
>>61776148
Would rather like there to be a Kurdistan desu
>>61776157
I'm not trying to be snarky I'm actually completely serious
>>61776102
Who would have thought a tyrannical dictator was keeping some many meanies in line :^)
dubs and i get drunk
>>61776197
trips you kill yourself
singles and i attempt cold water extraction
>>61776074
>Russia Today shill
Corbyn?
ahh yes, 3 hours sleep and then a 9 hour shift
this will be a laugh
>>61776223
Damn...
woah... really makes you think
spent the last three days chatting to this bird i banged like 24/7. didnt know it was possible to communicate this much for this amount of time.
>>61776228
for codeine?
I've been taking 30mg of codeine per day for a month now lads. I really like it. I take it just before work to make the shift a bit better. Am I addicted? I've made a pact with myself that I won't ever take more than 30mg a day for recreational purposes. "Some people have coffee, I have codeine". Right?
is reggie yates the ultimate redpill?
>>61776270
>30mg of codeine per day
very impressive
Do you need Facebook for grinder?
>>61776257
Bravo Pratchett, I love you
>>61776297
well taking much more would be stupid wouldnt it my son
Can you ask for a trial by combat in common law courts lads?
>>61776319
You need to be a filthy sinner that belongs on the cross, looks like you have that covered...
>>61776319
Meant to say Tinder haha
>>61776270
what the fuck does 30mg even do?
you want to neck at least 120-180 to get a buzz on. also taking it every day is fucking stupid, even though you get 0 buzz I bet you'll feel it when you stop taking it.
t. was prescribed a box of 60mg (no paracetamol) after an operation.
>>61776319
>grinder
ewwww nigga you gay
Hello?
>>61776426
hi xD
>>61776426
hej
>>61776426
*rapidly scurries away*
I wanna go to France during the Tour
What should my gimmick be lads?
>Run next to the riders naked?
>Wear a USA inspired body suit?
>Cooky costume?
>Push the pellaton over?
>>61776437
>>61776442
>>61776452
Why is no one posting?
had to empty out a car park of smackheads today lads
was fucking grim 2bh
*approaches /brit/*
checking the scene... scene is safe
*standard precautions*
sir are you alright?
*shake and shout looking for the chest to rise and fall*
checking the pulse...
*jabs two fingers into your carotid artery*
no pulse found. begin cpr
*begins chest compressions*
>>61776351
definitely lifts my mood for a while, it used to last about 4 hours of just feeling content with life and it now lasts about 1.5 hours from 30mg
I don't take it on my days off
i do miss how it used to make me feel
>>61776461
Take your mobility scooter onto the route
>>61776463
unironically only reply to posts that dont require a conversation
>>61776463
we're all across at >>>/lgbt/ :33
>>61776474
alri pc plod
>>61776461
Make a big '/brit/' sign and wave it around as the riders cycle past
thinking about going to church on my own one sunday in hopes i will feel something and give my life meaning
a thred for brits lol
got told to get the fuck out of my carpark by some little nerd today lads
was pretty grim 2bh
>>61776490
not bad, I'll make a >>61776512 cape and ride in front pissing everyone off
>>61776523
did you beat him up?
some sweaty greebo emptied my prime dope dealing carpark earlier on today
was pretty grim 2bqh
>>61776514
howling at the thought of a random neet stumbling into mass and standing awkwardly in the corner trying to fit in
>>61776521
Thoughts?
>>61775019
>agreeing with a tripfag
feeling conflicted, lads
>>61776561
>mass
fuck off yank
Is Tony Blair on genuine sucide watch as we speak?
highly recommend everyone to like the fb page 'Animals smoking Durrys' has some absolute gold on it
>>61776598
mass isn't a yank word you fucktard
>>61776565
i would
funny how blair is getting all this shit for merely being a yank lapdog while the real culprits are under no pressure whatsoever, bush must be howling at this
>>61776617
hopefully.
>>61776617
why?
>>61776638
it's spelled 'marse' you seppo dog
>>61776617
Nah, probably using money to wipe his tears away though
>>61776669
kek
what happened to tony blair?
>>61776638
its called a service you retard
me in a future life
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-36722312
this reminds me of those fake correspondence between tony blair and gwb jnr
>>61776715
lmao literally me
>>61776693
Chat shit get bombed
ReAl nIgGa HoUrS
>>61776718
>gwb jnr
retard
why do brits not celebrate ramadan?
Wish I had a sister so I could wear her clothes
>google weather saying it's supposed to be raining right now
>it's sunny
reeeeeeeeeee
>>61776766
the imam tells me to but i couldn't be arsed this year
need a gf pronto
>>61776815
*gives you a gf*
>>61776839
Nice
>>61776839
>fick
it's obvious you're german you fucking pseudokike
*wakes up*
*sits on the side of the bed*
*looks at how empty the bed is*
hurts more today then it did yesterday
*gets on with it*
http://inspirobot.me/
>go to Inspire Bot
>click generate quote
>post result
>>61776670
>>61776617
he'll do a couple of speeches and retire in one of the commonwealth islands.
having a go
>>61776872
yddish is a germanic language
>>61776908
trying my best
giving my all
>>61776940
really makes you think
doing a punt
>>61776908
Kek
making an attempt
TAKING A RISK
HAVING A PUNT
HAVING A GO
THAT PUMPS ME UP
shit thread
>>61776908
not my first roll
but troubling nonetheless
weighing up the outcomes
sounds like tumblr
tfw
>>61776991
>Tfw no more big Dave
>>61776988
perfect picture
>>61776988
thinks mr skeltal
>>61776908
hmm why yes, this is not too dissimilar to the cut-up technique popularised by william burroughs and brion gysin, interesting
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/federal-politics/federal-election-2016/election-2016-cory-bernardi-in-talks-to-break-away-from-malcolm-turnbulls-liberal-party-20160706-gpzqak.html
>Conservatives say such a party would need its "own Nigel Farage" – the recently resigned, charismatic leader of the United Kingdom Independence party.
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/federal-election-2016/federal-election-2016-cory-bernardi-forms-conservative-political-movement/news-story/2645ac0c469cf40c3b69b78924fcb70d?utm_content=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=EditorialSF&utm_source=TheAustralian&utm_medium=Twitter&nk=455bba27ceeed7c58ca498d0ea00e09b-1467858690
>“If you believe in limited government, traditional values, defending our culture and heritage, lower taxes, a stronger nation, a stronger economy and plain old common sense, then you have a lot in common with millions of others. Now is the time to gather together.
thanks for starting the fire, poms
A measured response to most 4chan posts desu
>>61777092
you're welcome cunt. fuck the liberal party
>>61777142
kek
*tips*
hope this conservative party kicks off so we can have some deece choices in parliament. wouldn't mind being able to choose between centre-left, centre-right, agrarian right wingers, smaller government conservatives, and *spits* those pinko commies, -the greens-
Hey any /brit/s want to play on our server? The empire could really use new recruits
/int/craft has launched!
IP is intcraft.online
Current Year - Factions - World Map - Guns
Recipes (will be updated)
Guns: http://imgur.com/P6IVnyY
Enchants and armor
Projectile Protection/Protection are disabled, you can craft iron armor put not diamond armor.
Sharpness/Power/Infinity/Flame are disabled, you can craft iron swords but not diamond sword.
It is recommended to use guns for PvP rather than swords/bows
When you spawn you will have the option to choose from 4 different warps, each one will teleport you to a random location around that choosen location.
The locations to choose from are either europe, americas, asia or africa. This will cut down some of the usual travel time from spawning for the first time.
If the in-game resource pack download doesnt work, use this (for gun skin, armor skin, custom music discs and more): https://download.nodecdn.net/containers/nodecraft/minepack/8eac6f148b81b4955e44f7f9faca32b7.zip
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>>61777197
lmao dont you have a party thats dedicated to giving hicks cheaper petrol so they can do destruction derbies for less
>>61777197
only read about 3 words of this
>With true visionaries come true regrets.
Love you mom!!!
>>61777242
>>61777236
yeah this is the leader of that party (the nationals (also the deputy prime minister since they're in a coalition)) talking about the diesel rebate tax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmUo-nDJS2Y
starts at 1:50
Nibblin on some cheese before going to bed lads ha ha what am I like
>>61777311
Squeak
>>61777311
fat little cunt
>>61777311
