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Send them home edition
>>61768441
Whats wrong with Poles senpai
>>61768441
This desu
>>61768441
>>61768513
>polish """""""""""""people"""""""""""""
>>61768526
Literally this
>>61768441
You ain't sending me home. What do you think? I've lived here since 18, got a British bf for 5 years, and I'm gonna "go home" you piece of shit? Nah, piss off. Not even Polish.
Poles are decent hardworking people. I'd rather Trudeau lift the visa requirements for them than Mexicans """"""visitors""""""""
>>61768584
alri luv
what union should i join
>poleaboo
>hates poles
think it's time for a new name, a rebranding per se
i'm welsh
ama
>>61768622
how much for a blowie
t. pooptugese
>>61768612
Pakipoo
>>61768441
Fuck off xenophobes Polish girls are qts
>>61768441
take all friegaplatos please and dont send here this scum and lower class
>>61768582
>slavs
>white
>>61768612
>only now realises poleaboo hates poles
spot the newfag
tim
>>61768631
>crawls
hmm yes
>>61768635
fuck off estonia you shouldn't be asking how much anything is in your fucking 3rd world hut.
>>61768584
Ivan you MUST go home
>>61768690
whiter than you tho
>>61768441
make the new more noticeable you useless cunt
>>61768766
what does it feel like being half a meter above average briton height?
>>61768693
I've been here longer than you you shitcun
alri tim
>>61768809
nice feels man
pussy everywhere
Smeg my arse
>>61768869
so how much you caught?
>190cm master race
bart
>>61768921
a fat bird for a good two hours haha
just realised life is meaningless
>>61768921
doxxable info
>>61768963
one more than u then
what the fuck is going on
>>61768921
1x 5/10 and now he thinks he's the king of sex
Society is in a pretty sorry state ngl lads
>>61768938
do you get good coverage with AT&T?
3 is shite now
might have another cider
>>61768983
BEEP BEEP
found the newfag
>>61768938
>AT&T
FOY
>>61768938
*quietly, barely restraining his anger*
get
out
shakira shakira
oh baby when you talk like that
you make a woman go mad
>>61768989
People dancing is a sorry state.
Ah yes.
You would fail the box test.
>>61769017
r u grill?
>>61768861
I took this picture.
>>61768989
me in the hoodie
>>61768921
Ignore him he didn't even shag in freshers or even the whole first year of uni
Literally harder to stay a virgin unless you're a complete pathetic abnormie
how is /GF2016/ coming along lads?
>come on /brit/
>missed kirsty gallacher posting
well shit
>>61769076
stop messing me about sonny
>>61769099
It's not
Wish I was a rugged, fit, independent man desu
giving up on trying to torrent True Grit
however, tomorrow will be the day, you'll see
you will all see
>>61769076
Yes how big is your dick
>>61769099
>gf
Gross desu.
>>61769099
eugh
that's not firmino or JM
>>61769099
have been put off girls for life ever since i saw all my normie friends complaining about having no money because they spend it on crap for her
>>61769095
>unless you're a complete pathetic abnormie
>>61768441
>Send them home edition
Don't do that.Send them here instead.Well take them.
>>61769076
GOOD POST
>>61769064
good song
ahhhh yes, sitting down to watch some quintessentially british television
>>61769136
I bet you grew up in some inner city nightmare.
I was doing this shit in the country when I was 10.
>>61769095
2,1
>>61769099
not touching girls until I graduate in 2019
not worth it mate
/gf2019/ is going alri though
>>61769136
>white man reaches peak of african civilisation in a day
i want to die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxKAo2NakYA
>>61769064
associate this song with portsmouth
What are the must-see Tim videos?
>>61769199
WAKA WAKA EEH EHH ZAMINAMINA ZANGLEWA ZANAMA EHEH
>ur so hot stick ur dick in me and make my babies
what did she mean by this?
>>61769136
I actually just subbed this dudes channel since it popped up on my recommended and it looks very interesting, unlike 90% of Youtube these days... Haven't watched a video yet but I'm assuming it's pretty based.
>gf on period
>bitchy about smallest things
>stinky shits
>less effort in appearance
>a week later, "sorry babe, I was being a bitch wasn't I?
Monthly routine.
pirates.....
>>61769165
Happy?
started wearing maxi pads
>tfw you will never grab some qt titties on San Fermin bull run
why live
>>61769209
Yeah london tb h
>tfw my dad grew up in the countryside of Europe riding horses, swimming in rivers, fugging peasant girls
>I get pakis, kebab shops and 4chan
Thanks boomers
Any good music knocking about, lads?
>>61769268
>>stinky shits
girls are fucking disgusting.
>>61769268
post pics of her ass, or did not happen
>>61769095
>touching those girls even as a virgin
fuck off mouthbreather, go and watch jersey shore while masturbating onto a picture of Rooney you spastic pikey
>>61769291
They're called man-pons when guys use them for excess farting/sharting after quintessential American diet.
>>61769290
very :3
>>61769320
think so
>>61769320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gzBqayDmJ8
>>61769222
It's okay, you are loved. x
iceland???
WTF is that
>>61769333
why?
tampons don't function like diapers only pads do
>>61769365
land of ice lmao
>>61769384
even bolivia is more relevant than that frozen shithole
>>61769336
I will keep reporting me because you reported me a while back you cunt.
Not doing it now though
Playing The Forest with the gf but it's a bit boring haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk
Don't have any cooking with Jack webms. :(
>>61769365
ask kerry katona lmao
she's on Big Brother Bit on the Side right now lmao
>>61769339
Where la?
>>61769343
Good enough. Gave it a listen.
>>61769307
>unironically growing up in london
absolutely horrid
cant imagine anything worse
>he didnt build treehouses in the woods
>he didnt have water gun fights in the fields after school
>he didnt establish a secret club with all the neighbourhood kids and used the treehouse as the main headquarters
>he didnt play football in the empty, quiet streets
>he didnt run around outside until after dark
This man slaps your gfs arse at a CND rally, what do?
>>61769409
mehiCANO TACONIGGER
>>61769409
what do you think of wales?
United Mexican States???
WTF is that
>>61769178
>>61769330
Can anyone else smell that? Absolutely fucking reeks of virgin here
>ask kerry katona lmao
>she's on Big Brother Bit on the Side right now lmao
>>61769136
>literally able to do something it takes people on Survivor weeks to accomplish
>>61769374
That's the joke, only women should have either of them, but when guys do it, it's gotta be a man-*insert pad/pon*.
>>61769459
they are the colombians of the UK...because they have sex with animals
>>61769440
>it's a Brits act like they have woods and interesting landscapes episode
Boring. Shitty grey island with some sheep farms.
The referendum was only advisory, parliament has final say and many people have changed their minds after seeing what Brexit actually means.
Brexit isn't happening, don't be a sore loser.
watched that kpop video where that girl does the wave
currently have tfw no gf
>>61769490
it's a good idea for skidmarks tbf
might patent it
>>61769503
I didn't grow up in Britain you obese man.
>>61769478
in the future runts such as you will be rounded up and made into protein rich fodder for the proles
smell that you low IQ retard
i think for the next hour i will listen to pop music from around 2005 for the memories and feelings
currently yanksplaining
>>61769427
/ck/ have loads.Start a cringe thread and they'll post literally all of them
>>61768441
ray davies is looking a bit browner than I remember him
>>61769503
>Tfw live 10 minute walk away from the peak district
Nice try you fat yank mess
spastic mongs hahaha
>>61769532
which one's that?
anyone else watching milo on the jor rogan experience stream now?
>I didn't grow up in Britain you obese man.
haha lads remember lady gaga
eating saltwater taffy
>>61769579
the one where she waves at the camera and starts dancing
>anyone else watching milo on the jor rogan experience stream now?
>>61769600
cringe
>>61769615
still haven't got a clue
>anyone else watching milo on the jor rogan experience stream now?
>>61768441
What do Brexiters have against my floor?
i am an alt right libertarian...and i watch the rebel media
saw an alky buying a bottle of wine with his last fiver. was a big guy who should have been way more bulked than he was. instead he had skinny arms and a fat belly. bit sad
>>61769652
smarter than me 2bh
>>61769622
me. paused for a bit though so i'm behind
>>61769657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui_YY5mJZT4
baka
>>>61769600
>cringe
sniffing my ear wax
>international kissing day
JUST
the so called gf
>>61769704
these people do not look real
>>61769704
me in the hoodie.
>>61769440
>My dad talks about how he'd have crazy adventures in the forest all night, dancing around fires, hunting, swimming with hundreds of friends he'd known for his entire life.
>I got house parties and shite music with normies trying to fuck each other.
>My dad stole horses for his first date and tried to pretend he knew how to ride at speed through the forest, while the girl he was trying to seduce laughed.
>I got clubs and trying to find a slag drunk enough to come home and suck my willy.
>My dad's childhood ended with a revolution where the leader of his country was shot on TV on Christmas Day and a half-century old regime collapsed and his life suddenly changed forever as the new world opened up before him
>I got Brexit
Just fuck it all man.
need an opener for a girl I like lads
she's the quiet shy type who doesn't talk and minds her own business
not much to build on or break the ice
any ideas?
Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in?
>>61769743
Wimbledon
>>61769743
will you go out with me
>>61769736
her TUMBLR name is moosefix, and she felt bad because brexit won
>>61769760
*does a grotesque poo in your bed*
lads i finish my shift saturday night at 1am, but i have nowhere close by to stay this weekend and first train home is at 6am
what do i do lads? do i book a b&b or sleep in a bus shelter? or should i go to a club by myself and get fucked up to wait for my train to come?
>>61769771
no do one you melt
>>61769749
>chebs out love
Wouldn't know though, never had a gf lad.
>>61769771
I'm a gayer, soz.
>>61769749
>"how much does a polar bear weigh?" - you
>"i don't know" - girl
>"230-700 kilos" - you
existential dread is back
really need a purpose and passion
>>61769749
Gently poke her in the fanny.
>>61769760
I-I want to sleep w-with you, can I?
why do girls only go for attractive guys?
>>61769702
how could I forgot that
>tfw no stalker gook gf
>>61769760
*tucks you in carefully*
*kisses you lightly on your forehead*
*leaves the door slightly ajar to let some light in, incase you get scared*
night pupper x
>>61769801
why did you take this impractical job ? are you a runt?
>>61769801
Your pic is way too distracting to read your blog.
>>61769760
*reaches over to tuck you in*
*as I'm getting up, brush my hand over your willy*
night x
matched with this nice set of chebs
what should I message her lads
was thinking "how many drinks will it take to get you to let me titty fuck you?" but can't imagine that going well desu
love game>poker face>just dance>bad romance=applause>paparazzi>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alejandro
just made this comic lads
let me know what you think
*spawns a Hydra*
>>61769801
airbnb lad
>>61769868
just dance isn't a very good game
>>61769859
>kingston uni
fuckin kek
was round that neck of the woods recently, fuck that shithole
>>61769871
me on the ceiling.
>>61769883
*cuts of it's head*
>>61769859
do it lad girls love confidence
>>61769883
hail
>>61769871
SO random! haha
potato! cucumber!
>>61769859
You're not going to get to have sex with her. Go for it, at least you might be memorable amongst the dozens of compliments she gets from guys she matches specifically for that purpose
>>61769859
tell her her brows are shit
#riot4alton
http://webmshare.com/play/qAvnb
>>61768570
>implying you could even pay these """""refugees""""" to stay in Poland
>>61769908
no just rain
>>61769883
*grabs overshield*
*spartan charges you*
*picks up your hydra*
*spawn kills you with it*
heh, nuthin' personal keed
>>61769911
saying two vegetables in a row is NOT random
get out
Only just found out there's gonna be a new Harry potter book, I know hermoine being played by a nigger in the theatre but the books gonna be ok r-right? Or will JK go full SJW?
>>61769859
>calvin klein
dropped
is poland and the polish people really that bad
Shit myself as a joke
>>61769931
good reflexes, i wish i could react with such levelheadedness
Friendly reminder for our gayers, nice slow bants going on here >>>/lgbt/61761978.
>>61769914
maybe not her particularly, but I've had sex with girls more attractive than her ybh
>>61769905
>>61769908
>>61769952
absolute idiots.
>>61769968
nearly as bad as you cunt
>>61769968
the women are usually above average in attractiveness but polish people as a whole have this scummy scumcore vibe about them and they're generally aggressive people.
>>61769958
oh anon.....
>>61769749
Grab her tit.
>sorry I'm gay but I admire things of beauty
>they're lovely shoes
Chat, Laugh.. Then say you're bi.
>>61769995
nice one you absolute mess
So how exactly do these refugee quotas work when you have schengen?
*Gets assigned to poland*
*Walks across the border to Germany*
:c
>>61769995
very slow bants
>>61769995
Ooops, sorry, I meant heresie: >>>/lgbt/6497691.
>do online banking
>don't pay any bills
>don't get benes
how can i provide proof of address
>>61770021
Fill me in haha
GOING TO GET MY BENNIES LADS
the normies are usually above average in attractiveness but /brit/posters as a whole have this scummy scumcore vibe about them and they're generally aggressive people.
>>61770071
print of a bank statement or ask for a paper one
me when i talk to a girl
Only had 2 hours sleep in the past 76 hours
>>61770040
I meant it.
>£
just watched the film "We still kill the old way", shitty British "gangster" type film, but still enjoyed it
*becomes gay from entering this thread*
sure is a gay thread you have here haha
>>61769931
good on the cops
>sending some a letter requesting that they send you a copy of a letter addressed to them.
lol why
>>61770019
Co ty pierdolisz grubasy
>>61770114
go to sleep then, mong
>>61770098
shut up bruv go wank over or your anime or something kid
>>61770065
>Mats edition
Top, top taste whoever made that. :^)
>>61770123
You don't mind it when we spend it there. Cheeky cunt.
>>61770098
go die
>>61770128
>using gay as an """insult"""
FOY
>>61769811
I'll try this
Has it ever worked for you?
Reminder that you can get arrested for buying an imperial pound of sausages because of the faceless Eurocrats and their needless regulations
>>61770102
>ask bank to send bank statement to address you don't live at
>hello, here is my """"proof"""" of address
>>61770071
there's normally an e-statement you can download m8
>>61769931
did he pull a knife out of the guys pocket at the end?
2bh
>Reminder that you can get arrested for buying an imperial pound of sausages because of the faceless Eurocrats and their needless regulations
>>61770180
you've got to understand, there's no good air between us the way you've been messing me about.
dog took a shit in the kitchen...really can't be fucked cleaning it up, I'll leave it to whoever discovers it in the morning
>>61770215
it was a gun
>>61770190
Quarter pounder is a trademark because otherwise they's have to advertise it as a 111 gram burger
>>61769897
have you used this?
would feel weird sleeping at a stranger's house desu
>Reminder that you can get arrested for buying an imperial pound of cocaine because of the faceless Eurocrats and their needless regulations
>>61770184
Faggot.
>>61770228
my cat puked on the carpet a few days ago
>>61769859
>shit eyebrows
>shit eyes
>fake blonde
>look at my tits
shit/10
>>61770181
>goes for his gun in his pocket
>gets shot
>he a gud boi he dindu nuffin
>>61770187
i have never hit on a girl. a girl once hit on me but i pretended to be clueless so she would leave me alone. must have been something wrong with her 2bh
>>61770270
Oi... enough of that
HAHAH
>>61770123
>Pound dropped a shit tonne in value
>Still stronger than the europoor's Euro
>>61770277
le fox and le grapes
>>61770270
Really triggered me that.
>>61769931
ah yes the old "video the encounter but move camera away to not show what actually happens" trick
REE FUCK OFF I'm GOING to bed
>>61770311
think you need to re-read the fox and the grapes lad
>>61770279
>must have been something wrong with her 2bh
Absolute mad man
What did she mean by this?
>>61770341
I most certainly do not
>>61770190
eu regulations don't hurt anyone.
"imperial pound of sausages" = "imperial pound of sausages" not "qu*rterpounder"
and the scottish McMeme only refers to people not food so they aren't harming anyone there
>>61770353
HOWEVER
>>61770362
nice sour grapes there
>>61770223
*delivers something opposite your front door*
>>61770353
how do adults read this actual shit
gf sent me this
>>61770305
Not quite how it works. But Spain talking shit about us is hilarious. They rely on us spending £'s there every year. They've be screwed if we didn't.
>>61770408
stephen fry
>>61770402
*films your licence plate*
>>61770444
gf sent me this
>>61770444
please post more lad dying for a wank
>>61770256
yeah I have
very popular now
depends how much you wanna spend, can get full apartments for yourself as well as rooms
>>61770403
>tattoo
dropped
got a bit stressed reading this
https://np.reddit.com/r/BitcoinMarkets/comments/4rgor8/daily_discussion_wednesday_july_06_2016/d51m0ee?context=3
LSD sounds terrifying
>>61770444
How big is her dick?
>>>/wsg/1153907
Me in the centre lads
Anyone remember this banter Lord haha
>>61770305
>I have no idea how currencies work: the post
>>61770512
give us a lift mate
>>61770403
would kill for a house like that desu
the trees contrasting with the sky and pool look beautiful
>>61770488
lsd is amazing
>>61770488
stop reposting wank here from reddit you useless twat
>>61770525
lmao
Smeg me arse!
boring thread
>>61770512
no who is he?
>>61770575
twat
>>61770444
bit of a horrific hair style, looks like a wig
moggy loggi
>>61770550
is it scary
it sounds scary
>>61770575
Thailad hasn't woken up yet.
>>61770590
mong spacker hahaha
>>61770582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lKq1fGtXFM
Me in the foreground.
>>61770629
Post pirate toot
need a poo but my sister is in the shower reeee
>>61770662
french poster is not here
dafuq is this shit on channel 4?
>>61770679
do you have a garbage disposal unit?
>>61770694
Post toot hahaha
>>61770661
ur cute
LOL
>>61770735
>>61770748
>iceland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lKq1fGtXFM
>>61770621
if you go into it with the mindset that it will be scary then yes probably otherwise not really. there is a period where you're slowly losing your mind and if you panic at this point then it will be scary for a while
also that guy has some serious balls doing it on a plane i kind of doubt the validity of it
>>61770694
Who gives a fuck
Post pirate toot
no sleep, 2 keys made my nosebleed, lately ive been feeling ghostly
>>61770718
Small arse, huge titted one is best so far.
>>61770762
T-thanks.
>>61770770
what does that video have to do with me? that guy talks funny btw
>>61770773
how long does it last
do you feel like it changed you as a person, like some people experience
that also sounds scary
>>61770799
Are you snorting on your own? Fucking waste tbfl
>>61770859
>>61770849
hahahahahah
>>61770770
LITERALLY nothing wrong with this
>>61769747
would you shag a tory lads
>>>61770982
Janny going MENTAL.
>>61769760
*tucks you in*
*i lean in to kiss your forehead*
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP PP P P*
*sleep tight*
*phthhhh pthhh*
