Hes still watching us
Our very own
Dark Knight
edition
>>61768056
First for Finland :3
Jeb! is the most likeable candidate I have ever seen. I just want to hug him.
He should have gotten the vote.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoH_t1cZ6l0
tune
post yfw trump wins and does nothing of what he promised
An old lady I work with was telling me about how her son says Trump's a racist and so are the people that support him, and that if Bernie doesn't win he wants to move to Canada
>>61768056
Anybody here want to join my Steam group? It's all about Easter.
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/EasterSundaySpecialSteamPage
>>61768130
doing nothing would still be better than a hillary presidency
>>61768145
Go to her tomorrow (or next time you see her) and say something like "Hey, I thought about what you were telling me and why do you want to go to Canada if Bernie doesn't win? Why not Mexico or a nice South American Country?" Post her response.
>>61768108
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHONZUYOA4w
Gotta get up early tomorrow, vacuum and clean the kitchen, take a shower and go to the airport to pick up GF (Taiwanese and big titted) then have sex after we had lunch.
Fucking wew
>>61768665
>taiwanese and big tits
Nice.
>>61768665
good luck bro. give her that kraut cock.
>>61768729
yeh
>>61768745
yeh
>>61768788
I hope they adopted that child
>No Pokemon Go in north america yet
FUCKING EMUS
>>61768788
eres el mismo que hace los threads de 'white latin america'?
>>61768788
What's with Americans and looking like manchildren?
>>61768788
Michelangelo master race
>>61768788
Oh they adopted it alright
>>61768200
yeah, you're right
i cant comprehend how you're unironically electing a proved criminal and compulsive liar
>>61768843
theyre so unhappy in those last few years
I haven't picked my classes for next semester desu
>>61768957
>He fell for the college meme
>>61768957
Mandarin intensive course
How long until he reveals his master plan?
>>61768788
>>61768840 si, me imagine. que lastima que cada vez te responden menos :(
>tfw impacted earwax AGAIN
WHY
I CLEAN MY EARS BUT IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>61768788
I would destroy her if she wasn't fat.
>>61769027
We wont know until it's too late for all of us
>>61769106
how do you do it?
Just slow down with the anime a little bit, come on guys.
It's not hard.
Jarritos > all
>>61769151
q-tip
I don't stick my finger in my ears like some barbarian
>>61768200
Not favorite but decent president vs. racist demagogue with IQ of 10
Hard choice
>>61769263
q-tips aren't meant to be used to clean your ears.
you just end up pushing it in even further.
get an ear spoon
>>61769297
Yeah Hillary's comments about Super Predators was uncalled for
>>61768843
I bet he listens to midwest emo
>>61769297
criminal vs. non-criminal
hard choice
>>61769348
he looks like a gay version of that faglord ben gibbard
>>61768843
We are all manchildren
(Ami here)
>>61769297
>racist demagogue with IQ of 10
crumpler or folder?
>>61769529
both
>>61769319
Yes they are, stop this meme
>ear spoon
Quickest way to scar your eardrum
>>61769529
crumple
>>61768197
>filled with animemers
Nope.
>>61769576
>The use of cotton swabs in the ear canal is associated with no medical benefits and poses definite medical risks. Cerumen (ear wax) is a naturally occurring, normally extruded product of the external auditory canal that protects the skin inside the ear, serves beneficial lubrication and cleaning functions, and provides some protection from bacteria, fungi, insects, and water. A 2004 study found that the "[u]se of a cotton-tip applicator to clean the ear seems to be the leading cause of otitis externa in children and should be avoided." Attempts to remove cerumen with cotton swabs may result in cerumen impaction, a buildup or blockage of cerumen in the ear canal, which can cause pain, hearing problems, ringing in the ear, or dizziness, and may require medical treatment to resolve. The use of cotton swabs in the ear canal is one of the most common causes of perforated eardrum, a condition which sometimes requires surgery to correct. For these reasons, the American Academy of Family Physicians, among many other professional medical associations, recommends never placing cotton swabs in the ear canal.
The only people who crumble are people who do not buy 4 layer super soft cotton touch toilet paper.
getting real tired of these german posters
>>61768056
Does cruz browses /r9k/?
>>61769742
you guys use bidets?
>>61769643
It's not that bad.
What are you, a racist?
>>61769696
but my ears feel dirty if i dont
German poster yuo my best frend
>>61769990
No. But my toilet is right next to the shower so I always just sit on the rim of the tub and shower my ass real quick.
>fw just a dumb simple puppet of Trudeau
>>61770037
All I do is rinse my ear under shower real quick, go use my pinky if I feel like it and that's all.
How much ear wax can one ear have.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p1vacn3KcE
Makes me want to shoot up fags in that nightclub rn who wit me
>>61770161
>he claimed this post was a joke
legit fuckin choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf8LHeuXQ-0
Just sent a ticket to the Tumblr support
Hope they can reply asap
>mommy is making tacos
mmmmmmmmm
>>61770387
not enough gbp for tendies?
>>61770387
post pics
>>61770458
I'm saving up
why are mexicans always asking for pictures of food?
>roleplay and lorefag
Doesn't match t.b.h. f.a.m.
>A FUCKING LEAF
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O5AGUlqH15
>>61770530
I'm a leo and none of that is true
>>61770526
Que ganas de lamer esos pies x dios
>>61770595
actually I do like style>stats
>>61770530
is 328 hours implying a lot of time?
if so i guess my sign is a bit true
>>61770588
Is that walt disney?
>>61770627
luchar aburrimiento
>>61770517
They also always fucking ask where EXACTLY and SPECIFICALLY you from.
>Oh i'm from B.C.
>Ok but which city?
>uhhh tijuana
>Ok but where exactly?
It's really fucking annoying
>Tyne and Wear
and bongs make fun of our cities
>>61769297
>racist
this is why democracy doesnt work, people actually believe this.
>>61770517
I meant pics of her mommy desu
>>61770517
Where does this happen?
>>61770746
Tyne and Wear isn't a city, it is a county
Also the name is perfectly logical, it is referring to the two rivers Tyne and Wear.
>>61770844
fuck off redcoat
>>61770895
Nigger
How much for a Preppy, Ivy League girlfriend and where can i buy one?
I hate Sinaloa
>>61770865
There's no mods itt right now but I'm making a file on you
>>61770895
Renaldo, Alberto
>>61770919
why? such a nice place for raising children
>>61770769
Good point, I'm not sure if he's actually racist since most of his opinions turn out to be bullshit. I think feigning racism for votes might actually be worse than the real thing though
>>61770919
I'm posting from Sinaloa and I want you to hate the state.
>>61768056
Shame lyin ted isn't still in it. Ah well, guess I have to vote Shillary but I'm not happy about it.
Worst election ever. Can we just have no President for the next four years and just redistribute the power of the executive branch among congress until such time as we pull our heads out of our asses?
>>61770972
>>61770919
You and everyone in the entire fucking north
>>61768788
C U C K
U
C
K
>>61771002
No need to say nice things about us.
We do fine on our own.
>>61771028
> until such time as we pull our heads out of our asses?
You seem to have identified the problem
>>61768788
Obviously the African genes are recessive.
>>61770919
What is Monterrey like?
Is it a fun safe place for vacationing?
I want to travel, but Europe and East Asia are expensive af. Mexico seems like a good option.
>>61771128
>Europe and East Asia are expensive af
>>61771128
Its a fun place
Cant really say its the safest place ever, but you should be fine unless you go into shady places.
t. Veracruzano viviendo en Monterrey
>>61771126
gn
>>61771128
You're more than welcomed to visit Mazatlan, it's a touristic city here in Sinaloa.
My gringo friends love the place.
Missing Canada lads :S
hey guys does anyone have those pics of that super white turkish girl cosplayer
>>61771462
Anzu is her name
I don't have of her pics though
>>61771462
She's super skinny
How can so many guys be into her?
Sitting on the the roof at work tbqhwyf
>>61771462
>super white
You mean super insect?
>>61771462
>Girl
>>61771499
>>61771520
>Her
Dumbest things you can do is become obsessed with a single girl, she'll come to you one day. Finding the right one takes time, don't the emotions of the moment fuck you up
>>61771856
seems like a sensible request
Just named a cat on /b/ Hitler lads.
>>61771912
>/b/
Fucking kek
>>61771912
>/b/
>>61771970
My first time there in a long time. It was my first board all those years ago, so I feel obligated to see it once in a blue moon.
Pretty sad desu.
>>61771912
*laughter of epic proportions*
>>61772008
really like the shirt
>>61771912
Go/b/ack
>>61771912
>/b/
>>61771912
What the fuck are you doing on /b/ you nigger
>>61771912
>lads
>>61772114
gentlemen > lads
>>61772090
>>61772063
>>61772049
Jeez guys come on like I said it's just a sad thing I do once in a while like visiting the grave of an old pet or something.
>>61772008
Need to buy this shirt.
I'm really craving some spinach empanadas right now.
I can't wait til I go back home and get some
>>61772128
Kys
Bud is the only acceptable term
>sister calls and says she and her bf are coming by to pick up some fruit and that she's about to pull up outside
>she still hasn't come
>it's been twenty minutes
>>61772216
give chad another 30 to plow your sister right
>>61772216
Rip
>>61772206
What am I, a Canadian?
>An American cannot converse, but he can discuss, and his talk falls into a dissertation. He speaks to you as if he was addressing a meeting; and if he should chance to become warm in the discussion, he will say "Gentlemen" to the person with whom he is conversing.
>>61772244
>tfw his name actually is chad
>>61768130
Thats literally what im hoping for
>>61772244
This
>>61772298
Is he hot?
Did your team win today?
>Natinals
Yes
>>61769297
>iq of 10
>turned a million dollars into successful buisness
>>61772399
he's a prototypical redneck so i'd say no
>>61772283
This is /cum/ not /USA/ you dumb nigger. Between the three terms of endearment we have here bud is the best, and if you don't like it you can fuck off>>61772318
>>61772427
Do rednecks actually inbreed?
>>61772400
>watches and follows sports
pathetic
>>61772450
They rarely fuck their first cousins nowadays but it used to be more common then not. I think it was an aristocracy thing.
>>61772444
Why so upset? Have I triggered you, gentleman?
Anzu :)
Anzu <3
>>61772523
Rope yourself bud
Hey, anon-kun!
I missed you.
>Tfw hairy and flies don't like to crawl over you anymore.
>have 1.5L of whole milk that expires in 1 day
time to 0.5GOMAD mates
>>61772400
Why the fuck are there so many Nats fans?
The team itself is young, and in theory their home town is DC itself, which is tiny.
>>61772600
Stop projecting, will you? I am perfectly content, so there is no need to kill myself. =)
ANZUUUU ;)
Will you marry me, anon koon?
>>61772571
>Anzu posting
Anzu is literally the only reason I don't shit on Turks every time I see their rotten moon flag
>>61772639
The area around DC is heavily populated and there is all of Virginia below it, but no one really cares about baseball in central VA at least
I want to lay down a sticky pad and wait for anzu to get stuck. Then I'd throw the pad into the trash.
>>61772672
ewwwwwwwwwwww
don't know what I'm doing with my life famalam
>>61772687
Good good
>>61768788
She thick as fuck pham
>>61772735
you just gotta get jiggy wittit
>>61772742
I want to fuck that rabbit
I would be willing to bet that Anzu acts like an insufferable weeb in every day life.
>>61772635
oh fuck the farting is already starting it smells like i pooped my pants with a big wet diarrhea fart
>>61772790
you mean you don't cosplay for a date to get some icecream?
>>61772774
Nah nah nah nah nah nah
>>61772790
Who?
>>61772814
now this is shitposting
>>61772809
>she
>>61772783
To@ lewd
>>61772809
She's just a painted attention whore like the rest of them. People just like her here because they can idealize her into a real life anime waifu.
It's sad really.
Virginia has no cities with a population of 500k, however Fairfax County has a population of 1.1mil
Virginia Beach is the largest city with a population of 448k
https://www.bigdogs.com/p/surf_the_net_t-shirt/tee0732?pid=3279
>go in wally world
>asian tourists taking pictures of random shit inside, like the freezer isle and high-up ceiling
Was I imagining this or are we officially a zoo?
>>61772790
>tfw you'll never bully anzu
>>61772853
Anzu is female
https://youtu.be/yz1Pd43qvUs
>>61772953
>still getting triggered from that old dead meme
>>61772988
:)
>>61772953
>>61772953
fuck this is really cute
>>61772672
>white women
no thank you
>>61773021
Bit rude lad
teach me the american ways
At least the Trump campaign proves white trash can still be mobilized
>This is a mexican trap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5J3YGyQum8
>>61773068
Do you love anzu?
man this thread went from bad to shit very quickly
>>61773090
ewwwww
>>61773090
Are Mexican traps white?
>>61773069
and patriots
alright, big dogs here to save the thread
>>61773111
You don't have to be mean :)
>>61773109
...i pass
What are you listening to, /cum/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vEBPYfy1GM
Whoa shit thread alert
>>61773162
can you guys stop posting the this vape meme, it's not even funny. there's absolutely nothing wrong with vaping dank.
>>61773069
And Hillary's campaign proves leftards will vote in a brain damaged criminal because she has a vaj.
Really makes you think about our politics.
>>61772595
which video is this?
>>61773165
Your loss
>>61773216
that's not even an argument you inferior being
>>>61773216
that's not even an argument you inferior being
>>61773280
>>61773280
We can't or janny will report us for violating our house arrest.
>>61773280
>tfw messed up the smiley face on the burger
>tfw meal is ruined
;_____;
>>61773303
Danks, mate <3
>>61773314
): You guys fought for your independence once and now you're going to throw that legacy away?
>>61773068
Understand individualism, self-interest, to loathe black people, Reagan and to spite hippies.
Then read all of Thomas Jefferson's works and look into crafting a perfectly American form of fascism with me.
>>61773280
>>61773280
>LOL XD the ancients would have never survived without beer! They had to drink it because the water was unsanitary, beer started civilization! XD
I've been hearing this bullshit ever since I was a kid and I have to say I dont believe it. The whole point of drinking water is that it hydrates you while beer does the exact opposite, of course they had beer but it wasnt a substitute for water and it was a product of civilization, not a cause
When did /mu/ become bizzaro /pol/?
>>61773427
You mean /leftypol/?
>>61773396
nigga shut the fuck up and finish your glass
>>61773378
>>61773388
>>61773389
Good, good, very good! Let the memes flow trough you all!
>>61773427
I'm pretty sure /tv/ and /pol/ are the only boards that don't consistently say "gtfo >>>/pol/ fatass stupid nazi" when faced with ironic racism.
>>61773480
>Let the memes flow trough you all!
>>61773491
Nah, I see /tv/ complaining about /pol/ a lot
>>61773449
And you know what I'll inevitably be drinking after this? Water, because beer dehydrates you. Ancient Sumerians would have been dead in the desert if they only had beer
>>61773480
>>61773491
no, /mu/ is actively leftist
also /int/ /fit/ /lit/ and /vg/ have plenty of racism without much response
which one of you fags plays ow? trading ping for friends
>>61773480
>>61773603
>anzu is shit
Fucking Mexican's
Today is his 70th birthday.
>>61773637
>Mexican's
>>61773658
Happy birthday dubbya!
>>61773658
Happy Birthday revered leader!!
off to work again /cum/bois
i'll be back shitposting from the lunch room in about 5 or 6 hours kek
>>61773637
Mexican's
CHI
>>61773702
Have fun! :)
>>61772893
But all of Hampton Roads has over 1 mil pop
>>61773702
stop posting the same thing!
>>61772893
How are my favorite failed normies today
>>61773658
Happy birthday
I'm shitposting from work. Greetings from Finland North-Americans! And Mexicans.....
>team building exercises
why the fuck do companies do this shit, just let me slave away in peace
>>61772909
I agree
>>61773790
Thats not a single administrative area
>>61773811
its important that all you learn about my state (or actually commonwealth because we are technically a commonwealth not a state)
>>61773875
It's a mandatory yearly thing for the entire department
saw my first asian qt at the grocery store. She looked like one of the kpop qts on /mu/, which is strange as there are usually only china men here
>>61773877
It's official
>>61773837
Konnichiwa!
>>61773898
Hello <3
>>61773938
>tfw MP-40
Wish we'd had more of those against the Soviets....
LOOK OUT THIS GUY >>61773968 HAS A GUN
>>61773899
>not a single administrative area
They have their own chamber of commerce brah, and all share the same area code and cover more than 30 miles^2
>>61774042
I've never worked in a store.
>>61774089
That doesn't make them a single entity
Hampton Roads is neither a unified city nor a county
>>61774109
intern in a huge IT department
>>61774125
It's the biggest metro area in the Commonwealth, NoVA a shit
This is the best country to be wealthy in.
Agree/Disagree.
>>61774198
I worked for my college for a while but not in the book store.
just finished The Revenant
did the American accent really sound the same in the 1700-1800s