Anzu edition
Do any of you guys plays fantasy football
L M A O
>>61774930
What is this abomination?
>>61774978
Anzu :)
O M G
>>61774999
Is it even human? Looks like a child.
>>61775031
It's a turkroach
>>61775031
Yes
Let's dance!
W E W
Skinnier than most japs roach edition?
Terribly memed my friend.
>>61775045
>>61775046
Really, what's this obsession with her? She looks so pale and plastic.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNBpRyB5T1M
>"My grandfather is 1 of the last 2 French speaking Creoles in the Cane River area. This is him telling one of his many famous stories!"
>"None of us speak Creole French. He passed last year."
>uploader has a niglet daughter and is very overweight
I don't know why this made me sad.
>>61774971
>>61775095
I honestly couldn't tell you and I'm a huge weeb.
2D doesn't and shouldn't be translated into 3D, and Anzu is a perfect example as to why.
W O W
>>61774971
Socialized for the first time in awhile today
I'm honestly fucking exhausted
>>61775127
How long has this Anzu character been around for?
H A H A
>>61775176
For how long? With who?
>>61775179
No idea, I've known about her (through /int/) for about five or six months.
>>61775057
>>61774969
Yes
>>61775203
About 7 hours with a friend I haven't seen for years
fuck you my gmod shit post station is neat
>>61775205
How old is she? What does she do, why is she dress like this?
>>61775203
I'm not sure how I feel about this trip
>>61775247
she is a student in turkey, she does it because it is very cute
>>61775236
Good, what kept you from meeting with them?
why do things that i don't like happen?
>>61775262
Why, are scared? Nervous?
>>61775283
Just like a*ime?
>>61775274
Just lost contact, he's been around the country, I've been around the country we both had our numbers change and I don't use facebook so there was no real way to stay in touch
>>61775273
Thanks, so she's in her 20's I assume?
>>61775283
Because you aren't making things happen that you do like
Constructive people influence the world
Losers complain about the world influencing them, you have power here
>>61775336
i think so, or late teens
>>61775307
Well first off you didn't even know who Anzu was, feeling like you came straight from /b/ 2bh
>>61775336
https://youtu.be/yz1Pd43qvUs
>>61775325
Well am glad you meet up after all these years, what have you been doing around America?
Really wish I had an American bf
But I know it would never work out
Why the fuck are you homos talking about a turk in /cum/?
>>61775382
No, I haven't gone to that shithole in ages, and certainly not coming back.
>>61775386
Living, I moved to IL when I was a kid and lived there while he stayed in new england, then by the time I was back he was living in florida while I was living closer to maine and then once I got back to our hometown he was in maine.
He added my mom on facebook the other day and we got each others numbers and hung out all day. Can't even explain how worried I've been about him but he is in a lot better shape than I expected now.
>>61775236
>7 hours
That is too much
>>61775247
>she
Anzu is bro tier
You have to choose a foreign gf. She will love you until you stop loving her.
Where from?
>>61775383
Thanks, speaks so dreamlike.
>>61774971
>>61775457
>That is too much
To be fair he's closer to a brother than he is a friend
How many languages do you guys speak?
Me: 2
>English
>French
>>61775451
Wonderful, I hope this isn't the last time you guys see each other.
>>61775535
>Shit french
>Spanish
>English
>want to go see a play
>every single theater in my area is only showing boring musicals and shitty comedies
>>61775505
t. allah rapu musulman al baghdadi.
>>61775535
2, guess.
>>61775535
English
Spanish
A bit of Swedish
>>61775505
t. Muhammed Muhammed
>>61775535
English
Spanish
:^)
>>61775470
USA of course! Is there any other erasonable option?
>>61775535
Swedish
Finnish
English
German
Little bit French
I guess that makes 5
>>61775383
>1:30
>>61775567
:3
>>61775535
English, Italian
Can understand Spanish fairly well and learning German
>>61775611
>tfw not in Harvard
>not dating a qt preppy girl
Why live? ;____;
>>61774971
>>61775690
Connecticut. Are you rich?
Hey /cum/
I met that girl 2 weeks ago. She's cute as fuck but she's a fucking Mormon and she doesn't want to hang out with me because she can't drink a beer.
Enough wanking I WANNA FUCK HER PUSSY
What do?
>>61775771
No but I like gambling
can some of you guys start arguing to each other?
i'm bored and i'd love to see some dramma going on over here
>>61775771
That's New Hampshire
>>61775784
What girl, the one in the pic? Hide more common interest, move on, stop drinking beer.
>>61775812
>My southern education.
Close enough.
>>61775844
I'm Finnish and even I know without googling that it was New Hampshire.
>>61775771
Did you graduated from primary school?
>>61775863
Thanks for letting us know you're finnish
i hate the stuff you like
>>61775883
what did he finished?
:^^^)))
>>61775690
>not nuking New Jersey
>PKK will get rid of A*zu in your lifetime
>>61775808
>Mexicans
>in /cum/
should be in /lat/ 2bh with the other mongs
>>61774971
>>61775911
/cum/ stands for Canada, United States, Mexico
Then why are you here Britbrat?
>>61775911
/lat/ is nothing but shitposting 24/7
Also, NAFTA
>>61775911
shouldn't you be in fucking /brit/?
I mean come on
>>61775911
>>61775912
somebody clearly hates chicanos.
MINNESOTA IS OURS
>>61775979
As well as upper Michigan
>>61775987
It's settled then.
>>61776007
>>61775987
the contract is sealed.......
Death to anzu
>>61775979
>>61776007
Give us Saskatchewan.
She tried pouring hot candle wax on me because she thought it was hot. I made a mistake lads, I think I have a serious burn on my ballsack.
>>61776028
Yucatan too
>>61776057
Ok
>2nd day of class
>prof writes equations on board with unlabeled variables
>hands out lab packets
>asks to form groups
>leaves class
>>61775971
California should be nuked regardless of chicanos
>>61776041
Just wait for it
>>61776145
At least yours does not talk a lot. My is an old african.
>>61776175
Yeah, same. Soft-spoken African guy.
PA?
>>61776204
What a faggot.
>friend asks me who im voting for this election
>say trump
>hes visibly upset
>laugh and tell him to relax because the election is between a celebrity and a felon
>hfw
>>61776204
Really makes you think
>>61776216
No my sir, waaaaaaaay down south.
Absolutely crushed those 2 boxes of KD. Real niggas get extra creamy.
i have a tumblr
>>61776374
I'm bloated af but it was worth it
>>61776410
What's it called, so I can follow you.
Walked down the street and walked by some relatively attractive women today and I was almost blown away just by their aura of arrogance.
Like I didn't even know it was possible to tell somebody was arrogant just by being near them but holy shit. The funny thing is they were walking down a street I live on which is one of the worst in the city so they were probably prostitutes or just as fucked up as I am.
Damn I fucking hate women
>>61776469
>tfw no French gf with a hairy pussy to sit on my face
>>61776453
i wont tell ya
>>61775690
>Ohio
Why don't you like cute little Ohio
>>61775808
FUCK CANADA
>>61776410
Me too I can simply reblog all the porn I like instead of saving it
>>61776558
Last time I was there it was the most boring place in existence and the hotel I stayed at had a blood trail leading from the back door to one of the rooms.
Place is a fucking dump
I got a pretty bad sunburn today at the pool buds
>>61776593
But that first sentence contradicts itself
Where did you go
>>61776551
it is elchapojuegalosvideojuegos69
>>61776265
PA's a lot like Alabama between Philly and Pittsburgh.
>>61776289
KD used to be better before Kraft tried to be health-conscious. Nobody buys KD for its nutritional value anyway.
>>61776610
Can't say the same. It's raining every fucking day here. It ain't the west coast, fuck.
>>61776469
women didn't used to be like this. you can tell if a girl is "nice" from her eyes and smile, as gay as that sounds.
But yeah, women are still women anyway, just to varying degrees.
>>61776618
>But that first sentence contradicts itself
How? It's not like I saw a murder. I saw a poorly maintained and ugly shithole.
I honestly can't remember the name of the tons I stayed at while I was there.
>>61775383
What the fuck is this
>>61776629
That goes for most of the US to be realistic with you.
>>61776662
Cute Turkish girl
Few things are as good as walking around campus and getting a cutie to smile at you
>>61774930
(u) what's up, /cum/dumpsters?
worked all fuggin day
>>61775470
Norway, there is no other option.
>>61776691
lots of things are better than that you ultra virgin
I have a friend in SanFran and the word he used to describe it was 'brown'. followed up by 'it's like a shitty action movie with a gritty filter'
>>61776711
I meant simple pleasures
>>61776469
ELLIOT?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!,!,!,,!?!!??!
lol at u guiz.
>>61776610
always use sunscreen lad
>>61776732
elliot was obsessed with women, I just wish they would act like normal people or not exist near me
there's a pretty big difference
>>61776081
You let her pour it on your balls
>>61776621
top fucking kek
>>61776729
Did he use the word gay and homo too?
>>61776081
How dark was the candle? You're supposed to use really light candles for that type of shit
>>61776705
What's up my man?
>>61776763
They're not "normal" relative to each other. Women act like women and men act like men. It just sounds like you live in a shitty area.
>>61776823
What the fuck is this shit?
>>61776804
>Women act like women
Women pretend to be stupid or pretend to be bitchy because they think men want them to do that. They force these stupid roles on themselves for no reason and act like it's not even possible for them to express themselves like a normal fucking person.
As in being straight forward and honest. Saying that is normal in any sense leads me to believe you're probably a woman yourself because I've never met a man who was okay with it, even old men who have been married most of their lives tell me they don't like it and it's not worth playing along with it.
>>61776854
your culture
yoru gift upon the world
I'm going to lose interest in this girl if I don't get to take her virginity this weekend. Even if I do, I'll probably still stop giving a fuck. That makes me feel bad.
>>61776823
>mfw europeans talk about how they love mexican food
>>61776823
this looks like something Peggy Hill would make thinking the more ingredients it gets the better it would taste.
>>61776866
I'm so sorry
>mexicans
>getting fat is a sport
>hey there, just calling to let you know we are interested in hiring a woman, sorry
FUCKING HELL
>>61776949
y u m m y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76uJUwJpUzs
what are you listening to?
>>61776949
>>61776962
serves you right, you cis fucking white male
>>61776962
you stupid dipshit
call them back and tell them youve been transitioning and explain the implications of the current year
now they wouldn't dare not give you the job
>>61776975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF1ING8Yo6Y
Anzu a shit
REAL THREAD
>>61774929
>>61774929
>>61774929
>>61774929
>>61775505
t. Hans ibn al-Rapeidi
>>61777047
dead thread
Real thread migration
>>61774929
>>61774929
>>61774929
>>61774929
>>61774929
>>61776975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FRgCFd0p1Q
>>61776975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiVC89V4RpM
eggs and aspargus for din din :3
>>61776975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYp91WftFqQ
>>61777111
That was the original thread and don't be frontin tryin not to look like OP fgt
>>61774929
>>61774929
>>61774929
>>61774929
>>61777168
this one has ways more posts in it. stop being autistic; we'll migrate once this hits the limit
>>61777168
He's not OP
I am
>>61777168
please stop
>>61777047
>>61777093
>>61777168
Stop, you're tarnishing the name of yuri.
That's my thread you're killing.
this thread was made literally one second before the other one
so i guess this is the original
>>61777168
love these posts
>>61777293
yuri's pretty shit anyways desu
>>61777352
you take that back
the janny's going to be here any second now and it's going to be glorious
>bongs unironically so gay they set up a general on /lgbt/
Good night /cum/, I hope none of you die in your sleep tonight :3
>talk to my normie friend today
>says he watches anime
>ask what kinds
>i love naruto
I hope he didn't get offended when I laughed at him immediately after but I'm glad I finally have a friend who has at least some interest in nerd culture again. I'm finally not completely alone again
>>61777410
bonsoir mec
>>61777425
Is it not over yet?
>>61777410
rude, was hoping tonight would be the night
>>61777454
I don't know I don't even watch naruto, he said there's something like 600+ episodes and he hasn't seen them all yet
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Claude_Romand
Really makes you think
>>61777425
It was a trap, he wanted to know if you actually were an omega beta virgin who watches animé. Good luck making any friends now boi
>>61777483
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosemary_Kennedy#Lobotomy
Really makes you think
>>61777425
>I finally have a friend who has at least some interest in nerd culture again
cringed tbqhwy senpai senpai
>>61777499
>cringed tbqhwy senpai senpai
Post about it on reddit
>>61777512
>Post about it on reddit
sorry lad, I'm not into le nerd culture
>>61777502
Power stance actually helps increase testosterone
might start doing a power stance in public
>>61777606
dont
>>61777700
me on the left
Is it normal for parts of your body to hurt randomly
i want it
>>61777700
Everybody is sleep anon
anzu is cakeface ugoo with a chestlet preteen stick body
Give me the sevens, plz desu
>>61775912
>liking Tennessee
You're always welcome here.
Need to scream but there are people sleeping
>>61777869
good one nest
>>61777832
I disagree, nigger world liver inner
>>61776168
I love you
>>61777900
scream into a pillow
>>61777832
Our states are nice, but they seem boring t b h.
Vaporization
>>61777900
Why? Do you have tourettes?
I drive a BMW Coupe and I've struggled all my life to get a girlfriend. What is wrong with this world?
>>61778005
No but I would like to release some pent up emotions before I hit the Zzzzs
>Hey, so you've probably figured this out already, but I think you're really cute, and I've had a lot of fun these past few weeks. Would you like to hang out some time, maybe watch some movies?
Is that too forward? It feels too forward.
>>61778039
rapist
>>61778039
No just go for it
>>61778039
too forward
>>61778039
>so you've probably figured this out already
cringe desu
>>61778053
>>61778089
>>61778103
t. never asked a girl out
>>61778118
>t. never asked a girl out
t. guy who came up with that beta af line and is asking 4chan for girl help
wew
>>61778033
>releasing pent up emotions by screaming
lmao senpai just listen to music and make pretend in your mind. is this what city folk do? scream because they have no room to groove to music?
>>61774930
I want to molest anzu
>>61774930
I want to punch anzu in the face
>>61778161
Pls no
>>61778140
Get the flag extension nigger, we are not the same person
>>61778141
>city folk
My township and your county have almost the exact same population density
>>61778201
>Get the flag extension nigger, we are not the same person
>>61778218
>A Costanza.jpg
>>61778201
>Get the flag extension nigger,
make me
kiss me
>>61778257
Rather not
>>61778231
>1456180992262.jpg
>>61778201
>Get the flag extension nigger, we are not the same person
>>61778257
under the milky twilight
>>61778103
>>61778118
>>61778140
For serious, guys, I'm nervous as fuck.
>>61778269
>1465946520136.jpg
>>61778276
> 1425342842154.jpg
>>61778308
>1454717569204.gif
>>61778290
Well, just send it and see what happens. We aren't psychics.
>>61778308
>1454717569204.gif
>>61778290
wew lad don't say this >>61778039
just shorten it down to
>Want to catch a movie next weekend?
have a movie in mind because if shes interested shell probably ask what movie then you can come off as alpha
>>61778322
that's a lot of Dota 2 hours
added :^)
>>61778322
just hacked your steam account
>>61778353
Be ashamed
>>61778353
You can't hide the past.
wew time to move to boonies and forget my internet life
>>61778384
AHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA how are you brother
Don't let em play you man
KJU FOR PRESIDENT!!!
>>61778397
I never found Kim Jong/North Korea jokes funny. It's not even a "OH MY GOD THE NORTH KOREANS ARE SUFFERING SO MUCH" thing. It just seems like such a normie-ish joke to make
I want to feel her chapped lips kissing my balls.
high af dudes, its pretty good
winnipeg can be good sometimes
>>61778459
dude...
>>61778396
using bucks because the philly flag is broken?
>>61778103
It's fine. He's probably a cheeseball anyway.
>>61778039
Just use the latter part.
>Would you like to hang out some time, maybe watch some movies?
Maybe add a "hey" or a smiley face.
>>61776860
>Saying that is normal in any sense leads me to believe you're probably a woman yourself because I've never met a man who was okay with it
I'm not okay with it but I don't see the point in resenting something you can't control. You can make yourself look more attractive or work on your game, but there's nothing to be gained from resentment.
>Women pretend to be stupid or pretend to be bitchy because they think men want them to do that.
No, they do it to test your boundaries and gauge your reaction.
>They force these stupid roles on themselves for no reason and act like it's not even possible for them to express themselves like a normal fucking person.
Some things just need to be demonstrated. E.g. if a woman doesn't believe you have self-confidence and she's a cunt about it, then she'll express doubt to your face. Your reaction is more important than just saying that you're confident, even if you were being honest with yourself (which you probably aren't).
And anyway, there's variation. If you live in a shithole like LA or NYC, then women are generally contemptible. But even if you don't, your approach is all wrong (unless you're gay or "asexual").
>>61778331
Why does the colombian have bigger titties?
hey guys, in less than 20 minutes I will no longer be a 20 year old virgin!
>>61778459
That guy looks like me
>>61778485
Happy Birthday m8
you gonna be drinking tonight/tomorrow?
>>61778485
Happy Birthday
