>*unleashes scimitar*
>*blocks your way*
>heh, going to somewhere, kiddo?
bad thread
>crashing this army
>WITH NO SURVIVORS
this isnt r9k
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>>61767221
im going to the local döner stand get outta my way nigger
*ehehehe hehe*
*smiles menacingly, head tilted downwards and obscured by Schaller helmet*
*de-shoulders 3 metre long Zweihänder*
*teleports behind you*
>>61767221
I for one welcome our Turkish overlords.
>*pulls out puukko*
>*stabs your gut*'
>"had a nice life?"
>>61767221
*Unholsters Winchester*
*Shoots wildly*
Mah gaw...
>>61767735
arent we are friends? for the turan my turanic brother
>>61767221
>>61767221
>*spits out chewing tobacco*
>*tips ten gallon hat*
>*smirks*
>*fingers holsters before twirling two revolvers*
>"Howdy stranger...yer daddy give you them ponies?"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
DOMBİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİİRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61767931
I thought this was country roleplaying general
>>61767221
>*smokes fat blunt*
>*blows smoke in their direction killing them with a marijuana overdose*
too easy
>>61767931
Turanic raiders scum! You'll pay for glassing Kharak!
>>61767336
:-DDDDD FUGGGGG
*gives u a burger*
*was actually halal vegan*
*rides off on mart cart*
>>61773125
Won't you get excuted for making vegan burgers ?
