Rate my British meal
>>61766065
6/10
7/10
what are you drinking?
post directions for how you made that please
>>61766065
Not bad but not good either, what are you drinking and how rare is the meat?
Rate my American meal
>>61766065
disgusting green liquid other than that it's fine
>>61766065
10/10
>>61766065
Just awful, 1. How fat are you ?
>>61766065
Looks like a "I'm hungry but I don't have the energy to cook a decent meal" meal
>>61766065
this isnt consider as "recipe" in japan.
you just boiled and baked it. thats all.
so this isnt something to be rated as "recipe""meal".
>>61768602
Rude
>>61766065
2/10
>>61768602
I didn't say it was a recipe
>>61771219
>>61774634
fucking wrekt
britfags doubly confirmed for worst chefs on the planet
>>61766065
got enough butter there?
>>61766065
If the white thing on the forc is garlic, you should be just fine, but if it's butter... then your heart and vains is in danger
i r8 8/8, m8
>>61766065
Forgot the rating
7.5/10 because you boiled and baked, but you used a tad bit, too much butter.
also
>what are you drinking?
>>61766065
What is british about this meal you fucking retard? Just because you are eating it on the monkey island doesn't mean that this specific meal is british
>>61776379
LoooooooooL
4 8's good one m8
>>61776399
>monkey island
Now what makes you say this?
>>61776574
British people = Inselaffen (island monkeys) => great britain = monkey island
>>61776399
steak and potatoes is a british meal
>>61776633
*island niggers
>>61776644
How would a bong invent a dish with a steak if he can't even chew it with his crooked teeth?
>>61776385
it's definitely butter. and I don't know if you realise but all those juices (basically what the whole plate is full of) is also butter. OP is a fucking slob.
>>61776794
Now you're just being rude
>>61776794
Cuckmany bringing the heat
since when were britain and germany such enemies
>>61766065
Whatis with all of that liquid?
>>61768602
Kind of ironic coming from a jap when all of your food is raw and wrapped in rice.
>>61777188
OP is a fucking slob. I would wager he microwaved the peas in butter, and then added another half packet of butter ontop of the potatoes. I mean, it tastes delicious I'm sure, but it's probably not very good for you.
>>61774706
Oh America, how your stupidity amuses me so.
>>61776399
Yuropeens aren't allowed to speak to us any more, we held a referendum.
>>61777283
If he works out/exercises he'll be fine.
>>61776574
It's a box head attempt at an insult.
>>61766065
i can honestly not say if this is bait, because that is exactly how i imagine a british person cooking.
you meat basic nutrition criteria, but thats all.
let us see: Is there even salt and pepper on that meat?
why did you cum on your potatoes?
why did you mix that nasty pea water with butter and call it a sauce to drench the whole fucking meal in it?
You just delivered the stereotype of british cooking.
You cook like old people fuck. there is piss in it. disgusting. 3/10 for nutritional value though. stay outta europe.
>>61766065
4/10 way too much butter and the steak is overcooked
>>61777875
I was literally just in a thread where a german posted various dishes made from raw pork for about an hour
>>61777939
>>61775889
still better than everything your countrymen have ever done
>>61766065
Lol, I could easily say that's an American meal. Maybe replace the peas with corn.
>>61777444
>i can drink butter as long as i walk to mcdonalds tomorrow instead of drive
don't get how they even write yank characters because you literally just couldnt make it up
>>61777996
It's disgusting, you're barbarians, stop eating disgusting raw pork and stop tring to destroy europe you fucking savages
>>61777996
nah
>>61766065
Spuds are a bit wet, could have drained the pea water from the tin too.
It's alright.
>>61778034
How do we protect europe from Germany? ;_;
>>61766065
REMOVE THE FUCKING WATER
>>61777996
>still better than everything your countrymen have ever done
how is that better than winning two world wars
>>61778059
meat and cheese on a slice of bread... definitely a welsh invention
>>61778031
>walking is enough
>>61778059
that looks nice desu
>>61777939
i give you that anon. the habit of some germans eating raw pork ground meat (mettbrötchen, pic related) is disgusting. but that is definitively not something the average german eat. it's more of an east germany/older generation thing.
>>61778094
Confession.
When I microwave peas from a tin I drink the liquid.
>>61778148
Bless me father for I have sinned.
>>61778138
>East Germany
>Hündin, bitte
>>61778100
cheese is mixed with english mustard, melted with a little milk and some worcstershire sauce, then poured on top of the toast and ham before being grilled until it is bullbling brown and crisp.
>>61778138
What the fuck is wrong with you, mettbrötchen is delicious. I have literally never had bad German food, I don't think it's possible
>>61778180
Mettkraut, you're still awake?
>>61778148
It tastes nice desu
>>61778216
sure...
this is now another mett thread
>>61778220
I-i know
>>61778180
that breeds look like it has too much strength and elasticity, I bet you can't help it but fold it when you take a bite and the meat gets on your fingers.
So we know what you're eating but what are you nigs drinking?
pic related for me
>>61778254
German brötchen is GOAT
>>61778254
why would you care about it going on your fingers when the disgusting shit is already on its way to your mouth?
>>61778130
make it >>61778202
>>61766065
Brits confirmed for having the worst cuisine on the planet
>>61778202
>>61778298
I don't think I've seen english mustard at the grocery store before but I'll check next time I'm there
>>61778303
And we still shat you out.
>>61778233
What would I ask for at a deli to get this meat?
Moving to Germany soon, making a list of all the hella good stuff
>>61778280
thank you, steven... why don't you copy that shit already? murrican bread is shit
>>61778303
Full English breakfast looks really delicious desu.
>>61778180
>>61778203
traditional german food can be hearty and delicious. but eating raw pork is disgusting.
tbqh, only lower class people eat that shit.
but you are sidetracking. itt we hate on british cooking.
>>61778319
Colmans mustard. You have it. I saw it there.
>>61778329
No need to get butthurt, f@m. I'm just stating the obvious.
>>61778357
>only lower class people eat that shit
that is so fucking not true, kekkedykey...
>>61778319
in absence of english mustard just use mustard powder.
>>61778362
Only bants between las
Who's butthurt?
>>61778180
I bet if you squeezed some lemon juice on there it'd taste a lot better.
>>61778361
>>61778385
Ok thanks. What type of ham?
>>61778233
Simply... Mett?! I don't know exactly what you mean
>>61778404
a nice smoked one you can slice a bit thick
>>61778436
Sorry I'm retarded, I was thinking mett meant meat in German.
>>61778468
meat = Fleisch
minced meat = Hackfleisch (which is basically Mett)
>>61778438
I would prefer not thick. More flavour with wafer slices. Yanks do ham really well.
>>61778404
actually ideally this if tou can find it in burgerland. beech smoked air dried ham
>>61778494
Mettkraut needs to food spam on /brit/. He could become a legend of memery.
>>61778438
>>61778520
>>61778524
Maybe I'll try both. Thanks for all the tips guys
>>61778549
>Mett isn't already a meme
>>61778581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLkqtb_AVjQ
are peas really good for you?
>>61778784
taste nice
