>"I'm glad that you're such a fan of Polish culture, anon! Tell me, what do you love about us the most?"
you were too weak to defend yourself against germany and started ww2
>>61752014
I love how Poland didn't exist in the 1900's and isn't even 100 years old.
How they are hard working plumbers.
I also love how they got cucked by Germany, Russia and now the USA.
send more Polish qts to America for our tv shows
I like that they put fish in their bathtubs. So wacky.
>>61752014
>Polish culture
yeah big fan of polish culture I love how they steal Eu money and hate the EU, emigrate everywhere and beat up immigrants, real stand up nation
>>61752366
thanks for compliment, master cuck
>>61752014
I met a girl from America while I was traveling around Europe, she said she had polish roots and told me about some tradition that, when a man is drinking, the girl is supposed to keep filling his glass whenever it's over.
Is this true or Amershit trolling?
>>61752999
>t. black surrender monkey
>>61753054
it's the other way around
man's supposed to fill the glass for a lady
>>61753070
Thanks for proving my point
you lot really are everywhere
free Québec btw
>>61752973
>American culture
>???
>>61753108
The only French man I met in Canada was actually Senegalese. Your country is finished. Quebec is more French.
>Thanks for proving my point you lot really are everywhere
And?
>>61752014
Polish girls and their moustache.
>>61753187
>>61753103
oh I see.
>>61753187
>Canada
literally a joke
stop lying to yourself pretend yank
>>61752014
I'm not a fan of Polish culture dumb bitch. I bet you like cocks between your tits towards your phallus gargling throat.
>>61752014
>Polish culture
>>61752264
Germany started ww2 you dipshit
>>61752366
>Poland isn't 100 years old
>>61752999
theres a diffrence between steal and recieve
>>61752014
I love your passionate patriotism, your hunger for greatness and your ability to still enjoy life and take it easy. Plus the women are gorgeous.
I wish you would reclaim your position as the leaders of East Europe soon and BTFO russian and gerrman scum already. Now post moar nationalist polish women and propaganda
>>61753500
If you could've defended yourself, WW2 wouldn't have started
It's polands fault
I love Polish intelectuals and their wendish/sarmatian heritage.
They are a beautiful central european country.
>>61752014
>Polish culture
The thing I love most about you is how your women come south every summer to get dicked by big Bulgarian/Greek/ Italian cock.
>>61753585
more like Germany started the war invading us
>>61752014
Gib car back
>>61752014
poland is our greatest ally
poles and greeks are bros in germany
>>61752014
mount and blade with fire and sword questline
>>61753621
Poland was asking for it. If you didn't want to get invaded you should've had a stronger army.
>>61752366
>poland isn't even 100 years old
>>61752014
I like that Poland is the christ of nations, the eternal victim who never did anything wrong
>>61752014
>Cheap prostitutes tbqh
>>61753716
true
>>61753550
Kill yourself Grzegorz.
>>61753451
>>61753716
>>61753716
>never did anything wrong
Yeah, sure.
>>61753777
neck yourself Grigoryi
>>61753659
The leaf has a point. Poland, why couldn't you defend yourself? You turned a regional war into a world war.
>Tell me, what do you love about us the most?"
Vilnius
Ugly language, bad cuisine, very shitty people, terrible politicians, boring countryside and shitty culture, hideous cities, shitty music and cinema, pathetic army, neo-colonial economy with almost non-existant native industry and the list goes on.
Poland is literally the shitbucket of europe
Its as big as germany with half the population and nothing impressive ever came out of it
Never won a war or start an empire
Sucks ball at sports of any kind
Implied huge happy merchantish population but sucks shit at finance and economics
Hitler literally see the poles as subhumans and wants polish clay so he can populate the aryans from germany in it.
Any average person will only know poland as "that country that was annihilated by the germans in the WWII".
Most are surprised it still exist.
Most people cant even find poland on the map and consistently mistook poland for either hungary or austria.
Its a country that is consistently bullied by countries around it and have absolutely no power to fight back due to its absolute low morale within its army and people.
Poland is so uninteresting and dull that nobody, even the arabs or the indians(well known for their immigration to western countries) wants to live there
Poland was supposed to be extinct and the amazement of it continuing its pathetic life like a dying rat is what makes poland literally the shithole of europe.
So fucking useless and incompetent you mistook it as a 3rd world country.
>>61753808
Name 3 war crimes.
Exactly, you can't we did nothing wrong ever.
>>61753794
>jewish doctor
thats antisemitic
>>61752999
good post, trips confirm
>>61753867
>i did the autism thing again, mom
>>61753904
stealing czech clay
helping nazis murder jews
murdering jews after ww2
murdering germans after ww2
expulsion of jews in the 60s
>>61753777
Eat shit, faggot
what I love the most is whatever you do doesn't mean shit I'm still a bydło plumberblood
>>61753965
is that supposed to look better? Łódź looks terrible no matter what and on this pic it looks like Silent Hill.
>>61753716
Minus the part where they massacred a few hundred thousand native Germans and ultimately triggering WW2?
>>61754126
>complaining about weather
>Silent Hill looks bad
wew
>>61753585
>a single country defending itself against Nazi Germany
You know we had a coalition of the four strongest nations of the world up against us and they still struggled, right?
>>61754210
>we
>german flag
tell me more about how patriotic you are Michał
>>61753904
1. Fucked up at taking Russian throne, because your retarded prince didn't convert to orthodoxy. In the chain of events which eventually led to your exile from Russia your military resorted to murdering of civilians en masse and cannibalism.
2. You, and Livonia, really messed up our relations with holy Roman empire. To be precise you literally arrested Hans Shlitte and the specialists he was bringing with him. And he had Imperial order from karl 5 with him. Thus, you slowed down our modernisation attempts by at least 150 years. Not even mentioning that Karl 5 was ready to officially recognize Ivan IV as tsar (Kaiser), basically, as his equal.
3. Not even counting all the violent revolts you did, including killing russian officials and their families en masse.
4. Terrorism and robberies at the beginning of the 20th century.
5. Oh, you also starved to death soviet pows during soviet - polish war in your camps, which didn't that differ from concentration camps nazi of commies used.
>>61754484
5 is false though
we just shot them to death
>>61754484
>murdering civilians en masse
proofs also russians are not people anyway
>>61754484
>your military resorted to murdering of civilians en masse
>Russians
>Humans
kek
>>61754484
>3. Not even counting all the violent revolts you did, including killing russian officials and their families en masse.
Are you fucking retarded? I'm not into butthurt or anything but it's fucking obvious when your totalitarian shithole conquers a country the native people will be angry and thirsty for your blood.
>>61752014
I know they are wends, which are slavs settling close to germanic settlements.
I know Pidulski was apparently pretty great.
I know that poles hate russia,germany and the rest of the civilised world for letting russia and germany have their way with poland.
>>61753630
They are? Please, elaborate?
>>61752014
I "love" how poles were opressing neighbouring countries for years, almost destroyed the lithanian and ruthenian culture just to cry about loosing ww2 and take even more czech, ukrainian and german land
oy vey
>>61754202
Please cite sources, would like to know about that.
>>61754809
>what is the Bloody sunday
Are you even german lad?
>>61754210
That was after you got full control over Czech industry, which actually made better tanks than yours at the beginning of the war.
There were actually a lot of factors which lead to whole Europe (including SU) fuck up at the earlier stages of war, including not understanding the blietzkrieg strategy and, consequently, not being able to counter it at all.
If you had a bit more resources to push a bit further and break SU you could obtain the whole resources of soviets and, well, I really doubt anything would stop 3rd Reich after that.
>>61754744
>they are wends
we are not we are just Slavs you fucko
>>61754884
It prooves it more that I dont know about it, after all being a victim as well relativates the suffering we caused during WW2.
Its easier for everyone involved if we do not doubt that narrative.
>>61754801
Opressing with what?
>>61754801
Well Poles are literally jews
>>61754915
Are you Sarmatians then?
Also another pole said that slavic tribes were also germanics before they adopted the slavonic language.
I don't know about this though, sounds wierd.
>>61752014
Big sarmatian butts.
>>61754884
>Bloody sunday
You mean the day when the nazies played their little trick to get some nasty casus belli for the war?
>>61754884
There were Poles and Germans in Ireland?
>>61754965
I just said we are Slavs you daft kraut coalburner.
>>61752014
Kurwa.
>>61755014
I live in a region famous for its coal mines, in fact we have a lot of poles here who came to work them hundred(s) of years ago.
Thank you for noticing.
>>61754946
The main reason why the cossacks were so strongy anti catholic was becouse of polish assimilation attempts
From resettlements, higher taxation and troop levyes, forced converting, forced polish language in school, politics, religion and common life too etc etc
Just like the ottoman turks
>>61752014
The way you omit the verb to be in the present tense like Russians <3
The way your traditional foods like golabnki, okhladnik and žurek taste Russian <3
The way your villages with their ground-story houses and picket fences look like Jewish shtetls in the Russian empire <3
The way you are intolerant of foreigners just like Russian bydlo gopniks <3
The way you go on holiday to the lakes in Masuria like so many Russians in their dachas <3
The way your government has compromised your judiciary to be more like Putin <3
>>61752014
I love that polish girls are pure catholic qts that go to church every sunday and only do missionary sex after marriage.
>>61753596
>Bulgarian gorilla please fuck my ass
>>61754126
Looks comfy to me
>>61752014
I love your big tittied women in my porn
>>61752014
Poloniex. best polish site.
Placki ziemniaczane I ate in Wroclaw was really delicious
>>61755146
Sorry for trying to civilize them.
I guess living in mudhuts and shitting in your own pants is better than Polish opressive latin civilization.
>>61752014
treblinka
>>61752014
really makes you think...
>>61756322
>Polish latin civilization.
pls refer to >>61755148 if you suffer from the delusion that the Poles are in any way European, Latin or Western. Thank you.
>>61752014
GET OUT REEEE
>>61756396
I don't take baits from fake nationalities with meme language.
There is no such thing as slovenian nation.
>>61752014
pollan balls
>>61752973
only one (You)
not bed bait m8 i r8 you an 8
>>61756472
Poles did not exist before the Hungarians came to Europe, because Poland came about as a refugee camp for Moravians. Slovenes, having been first mentioned by name in 593 AD, thus predate the Poles for a whopping 300 years. Wew, lad, as they say.
>>61756581
>Poles did not exist before the Hungarians came to Europe, because Poland came about as a refugee camp for Moravians. Slovenes, having been first mentioned by name in 593 AD, thus predate the Poles for a whopping 300 years. Wew, lad, as they say.
Nice meme.
Gul up, Prussian source.
https://books.google.pl/books?id=jPdWAAAAMAAJ&printsec=frontcover&dq=Die+theilung+Polens+in+den+jahren+1773&hl=pl&sa=X&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q&f=false
^ page XXIII
>>61756656
>Lech I. ruled for 105 years
Did he eat especially large amounts of pickles, caviar and borsch to stay so healthy, or did he have the XII. Palatine (a pagan oogabooga with a Latin title) fetch him the Holy Grail (of Perun)?
>>61756765
love that slovenian butthurt
go read more slovenian fantasy books made up in XIX century
>>61756656
>105 years
Lol, what a trustful source you got there, m8.
>>61756846
>>61756765
Probably a mistake.
Look at the other ones.
>>61755148
we don't omit the verb, idiot
>>61753234
>En Île de France, 200 bébés
That's nothing. IDF is about 15 millions people.
>>61756831
Why are young nations so angry all the time? It's alright, like Sczyszmyk, you'll grow up in time to be stern and patrician like us.
>>61756981
So powerful and divine that it didn't even exist when we ruled over eastern peasants.
No one knew about any slovenia before XIX.
>>61756911
>WILNO NASZE
>LITWIN TO KURWA
I've traced your shitposting, you don't fool me.
Poland is trash. I unironically wish I was born Russian than in this pathetic weak country.
>>61757081
Słowenia to kurwa, jebany południowy zwierzaku.
Klękaj przed Polskim panem.
>>61757047
because there was no such thing as slovenia
it's the same shit with ukraine claiming it's a direct descendant of kievan rus' - nobody there called it ukraine and nobody predicted a thing called ukraine would ever exist
same with slovenia, which is a new country yet people there need some history else they would go full yugobydło
>>61752014
I like those hussar guys, with the wings. Cool winged guy. Also, killing Turks and saving Europe. Poland is nice. Poland illegalised abortion because Poland does not want to kill innocent babies. Thank you, Poland.
>>61757220
Thank you southern Poland.
>>61757100
I'm a midday beast? Sounds spiffy, maybe I'll adopt the nickname.
>>61757132
But Carantania still exists in Austria and Slovenes still live there. Longer historical continuity than Warsaw Gubernorat confirmed!
>>61757246
You are White Croats, actually
>>61757356
>Carantania
Truly sounds the same as Slovenia.
Now that I think about it. We should claim Vandalic kingdom for ourselves.
>>61757356
yeah Poland has historical continuity since 966 when the areas were first known as "Poland", even under occupations of all kinds it was always "Poland"
fuck if you want to play this game then we're unironically Sarmatians
>>61757460
>>61757603
We've got linguistic continuity, bitchez, right from the 970s when the Freising Manuscripts were produced. Every Duke of Carantania and Carinthia had to be enthroned in Slovene, unlike your Vandals and Sarmatians who are just historical inventions to make your transplanted Moravian, Russyn and Lithuanian-interbred ass more exotic.
>>61757460
The Slovene wewuzing goes something like this:
There was a beautiful, hilly region dotted with Christian dioceses, named Carnuntum. There lived Avars, vying for trade and land with the Franks
The weakening of Avar power in the region (ehichbeas exacerbated by their srmi-nomadic way of life even further) brought migrations of....Slavs
These Slavs settled the Carnuntum, reported as a headache for the Franks.
Now these Carnuntum Slavs entered a union of Samo, since Samo was a known Frankish gigolo who had a thing for Slavic pus...I mean the unity and strength if thr Slavic people from the Czech domans to the Adriatic
The end
And these Slavs, who could be your mom or space aliens, are coveted by Slovenes
In no way are Slovenes mentioned, but just random Slavs who moved in upper Austria, 6th century. In Slovene historiography this translates to "we wuz here, came here in 6th century", while this Carnuntum/Karantanija was a larger project of Bohemians, Moravians and other Slavs. Hell, some historiography even settle Croats in Caranthania, next to Avars and Noric natives
>>61758020
Carnutum was just one town. The place was called Noricum before and it was not held by the Avars or Franks but by the Lombards. According to archaeological record, the ancestors of the Slovenes started moving to Premurje in 569, the year after the departure of the Lombard confederation. They settled the Ljubljana basin in 586 and conquered the Roman towns of Noricum by 595, beating back Bavarian raids. Just for the sake of historical correctness. An Avar-subjected Carantania only appears in 745, appealing to the Bavarians for aid against the Avars, against whom it had rebelled in a time of their internal division and was up to face the consequences from a restored Avar regime. Carantania then gets Christened and increasingly absorbed by the Germans, losing its autonomy in 828, though it had likely been under a puppet regime for a generation by then. Croats are indeed mentioned as living in a country within Carantania, and Nada Klaić hypothesized that the Croat migration to Dalmatia might only have happened in the 8th century out of Carinthia as a result of the Bavarian and Christian advance. There is indeed no evidence linking Slovenes to Carantanians until the late 19th century, when the Freising Manuscripts were written, and only from the 13th century is documentation available of the use of Slovene in courtly circles and the inauguration ritual of the Carinthian dukes, a practice that was abolished in 1414 with the strengthening of Habsburg rule. Finally, the father of the Slovenian language, Trubar, mentions the pedigree of the pre-feudal nobility of Carantania and Carniola in his mid 16th century writings - the kosezi, who were by then closer to freemen than to nobles and about to disappear. So in conclusion, we're no Slovaks because we have a history.
t. a historian
>>61758480
The Freising Manuscripts are dated between 972 and 1039, to be precise.
>>61756322
Sorry for civilising you then.
Sadly civilisation spread from the southwest to the northeast by violence.
>>61758480
>Nada Klaić
DELET this
>>61756368
HAHAHA
Love it, thank you pole friend.
Did you make this yourself?
>>61756368
Delet
>>61758852
>civilising you
You were always like barbarians compared to us though.
>>61752014
I... I like Lem.
>>61759203
and you both were always barbarians compared to us
>>61759635
really makes you think....
>>61759671
i'm just waiting for a greek to show up and say "and you three were always etc..."
>>61759203
You wish.
poland is fascinating.
I like Decapitated
>>61752014
The Witcher games were pretty cool, I guess.
>>61753906
>thinking someone's jewish because they have a big nose
thats antisemitic
don't know if this has been mentioned but polish folk is one of the best folk in the whole world
shit is dope as fuck but hard to find, what polish words should I look for to find that kind of songs ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVehB6GZwyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_Lth8GoP8E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x7M5Hz2qVA
>>61760257
pls respond
i like polish speedcore too
>>61760257
"polskie piosenki ludowe"
"polski folk"
I only like Poles since they are like brothers, but there is really nothing i can actually like about their culture.
>used hussars because it was half backwards steppe nation, basically russia of central europe
>became a commonwealth superpower because it was getting wrecked by few german knights
>fucked up the commonwealth because the nobles got too greedy
>never achieved anything worthwhile (defending of Vienna was collective effort of most of Europe, stop taking credit for it)
>while most of Europe moved to progressive secularism, they are still stuck up in religious conservative society
>>61760897
>religious conservative society
But you make this sound like a terrible thing?
>>61760897
Which german knights?
>>61760897
Same things can be said about Czechs, except you were always someone's bitch.
>>61760975
They did rule the HRE for a time though and founded universities and libraries.
>>61760897
>steppes in Poland
you're retarded also
>using a military unit based on your capabilities and geography is a bad thing
you are quite literally retarded
>>61760947
Sure is working out fine for muslims, ain't it
>>61760966
Teutonics? We know them as Řád Německých rytířů - Order of German knights
>>61761086
Teutonics are you retarded? We won against them it was before hussars were even a thing to begin with.
>>61760975
>you were always someone's bitch.
nigga i don't even know where to start... Just let me say we owned Poland like five times throughout history.
>>61761075
Its not about steppes its about eastern style of warfare. Russians used horseniggers up to 18th century because they were just eastern and eastern people were horseniggers.
>>61761165
Yeah you won against them after you merged with Lithuania into a super-state, against one small order holding few areas in Prussia. And i never said hussars fought teutonics, those were separate points.
>>61761165
>>61761075
>>61760975
I'm not asking you fuckers to contradict what i am saying, i just want to hear something that would make me admire Poland and its achievements. So far i can tell your only achievement was one single election that wasn't even your idea, but Lithuanian if i recall correctly.
Witcher тbh
>>61761473
We won against them in 1410, Commonwealth wasn't a thing until 1569 you dumb fuck.
Test
>>61761603
>We won against them in 1410, Commonwealth wasn't a thing until 1569 you dumb fuck.
kek'd at this dumb faggot expecting anyone to know history of his irrelevant shithole
ogarnij sie smieciu i nie postuj wiecej
>>61761655
Jestes jebnięty czy cos?
>>61761603
Well thats the official Commonwealth, Jagellonians united Poland and Lithuania ever since 1385 you dumber fuck.
>>61761814
>dude you won because of Commonwealth lmao
>I-I meant the unofficial one I made up!
you are mentally ill and I mean it
>>61761903
I am not even going to dignify you with a response, think what you will.
>>61752014
Your overuse of the letter z
