>wake up
>Europe is now this
What do?
Feels good man
Suicide.
>>61747549
meh
why not
>white bulgarians
>bulgarians
>white
>>61747549
>Jerusalem and Egypt is Islamic
Go on a crusade
>I'm in a Caliphate
Fug :DDDDDDD
Wow nothing changed
>>61747549
Take different course of history. Let Samuilo to sit on throne in Constantinople.
>be me
>be indian
>wake up in 814 netherlands
some frisians chicks about to get BROWNED
>>61747722
not a Caliphate, THE Caliphate
>>61747780
>Bulgarians on Byzantine throne
God bless the Bulgar slayer
play vidya game probably
>>61747850
Wouldnt you get killed for not being white?
Kill non-franks
>>61747549
living in the best moorish land. However would be a mozarab (christian of al-andalus) and join the reconquista.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekhTxl2r4EI
>>61747619
A.K.A. Turkic Muslim Bulgarians.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volga_Bulgaria
>>61747549
mashaAllah
Enjoy the cultural golden age of merovingian era finland by showing the locals how gunpowder is made and shoot some vikings :DDDDD
Alternatively flee to Constantinople, the greatest city in the world at the time
>>61747722
Tbh medieval Mizrahi Jews were probably safer than Israeli Jews today
The Caliphs generally clamped down on that shit, and there's no evidence of PLO-style insurgency
>>61748102
>Enjoy the cultural golden age of merovingian era finland by showing the locals how gunpowder is made and shoot some vikings :DDDDD
How would you get salpeter and sulphur?
>>61747549
Everything went better than expected
>>61747989
did they even knew what brown people were?
>>61748018
>tfw islamic spain was by far the best islamic region during the history of islam
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poes%C3%ADa_homoer%C3%B3tica_hispano%C3%A1rabe
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poes%C3%ADa_homoer%C3%B3tica_hispanohebrea
>>61747549
we Romans now
>>61748552
>Spaniards corrupting Islam with their faggotry
HARAM.
>>61747549
Ehh another incorrect map made by an uneducated American
>>61748552
solo dije que sin embargo debido a mi localización estaría en la parte musulmana y posiblemente seria un mozarabe que iría al norte para apoyar la reconquista, total me pilla cerca
perfect
rape and pillage
kidnap cute women
its the same shit
>>61749210
En aquella época te recomendaría que te quedaras donde estás. Mientras no insultaras al Islam tendrías una vida de puta madre.
>>61748885
>mfw levantine muslims were shocked about the debauchery of the spanish muslims
As usual, moroccans had to ruin everything. Fucking cunts.
>>61747850
silenius?
>>61747549
Fuck those Europlebs I'm leaving for China.
>wat do
rejoice of course
>>61747549
Frankish Empire would rek the world tho. #1 economy, united, close to #1 army. You better watch yourself world
>>61747619
t. DeQuan
>you're in daneland
>get back to sleep to hope wake up another time
>>61749819
The same cowards that escaped from spanish muslims in Zaragoza and then were slaughtered by basque peasants? Come on, Karl der Große was so butthurt that he invaded the saxons to recover.
>>61749988
did you read the OP?
>>61747549
Chances are I'm doing farmwork or raiding something along the Baltic coast.
>>61747549
>BTFO christianity
>Convert to Theravada Buddhism
>Utterly destroy the North-Africans
>Tell the europeans to never help the blacks and if they use them as slaves to castrate them
>>61747937
No my friend. Bulgar on Roman throne. Freshing up ideology.
>>61747549
Shed the blood of the saxon men
>>61747549
go prawling and do mercenary jobs for the franks
then if we don't get paid enough turul out, rape and pillage
>>61747549
There's only one thing to do.
>>61747598
You spelled Reconquista wrong
>>61748235
>tfw when turks are so self-obsessed, they are able to spot themselves even when they are in a irelevant region in the corner of the map.
>>61754613
Actually in the 9th century Simeon and not Samuil was campaigning against the Eastern Romans, and he was pretty badass.
>Slavonic tribes
>Poles
see I fucking told you we are not Wends
>>61756158
retard
>>61756201
>le maps are wrong xD
kill yourself
Time travel is impossible so I realise that I have gone mad and try figuring out how to get back to the world of sanity.
>>61756262
you fucking idiot.
venedi/wends is just a name for western slav ancestors how fucking stupid can you possibly be
>>61756426
So why the fuck you're denying we are Slavs?
>>61747549
HOWDY
>>61756502
who the fuck denies we speak slavic language though?
we just don't have anything in common with eastern mongols
>>61757003
No Slav country has anything in common with each other aside from speaking slav language so that's a moot point.
>>61757269
There is a stereotypical Slavic look, blond hair, big heads, but its distribution varies, and yeah, it's mostly a linguistic term.
>>61747549
Dominate Finnish tribes, make war with the Danes and take working vacations to Greece and England.
>>61756940
GERMANIC
>>61757549
Most slavs have dark hair.
BRITANNIA FREE YEAH
>>61756071
My bad, both starts with S. Yes but why? Because patriarch promissed him throne and even crowned him or did some similar ceremony in order to be crowned but Roman Lakapin wanted power and there was legitimate heir who was infant, so he protected heir and ruled instead of him. They didnt want to accept Simeon as emperor and thats why he waged a war.
>>61747549
I'm ok with this, but what the hell are white bulgarians and can we kill them?
>>61747549
>white bulgarians
Modern day "people" in Bulgaria confirmed for not white
>>61747549
>finns around Vänern
Give me Things That did Not Happen for 500
>>61755485
>implying it didn't happened
>>61757551
>England
Only you never did.
>>61762034
https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skoglar-Toste
Well meme'd though. Although not really. Terrible memed
>Wake up
>Wondering where the fuck my house and bed went
>Wondering why everyone speaks some form of language that can best be described as old dutch/frankisch/whateverthefucktheyspoke
>Shrug
>Go back to sleep
bravo estonia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgUrySvZM58
![Sm-101-Nävelsjö[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Xpq5cSl.jpg "Sm-101-Nävelsjö[1].jpg")
>>61762034
It's a historical truth that is literally set in stone, Pekka.
>>61756158
>>61756262
This map is incorrect, idiot.
>>61747549
Remove cuscus
>>61747997
Like you, Mr. Romanized Gaul?
>>61762856
You're retarded. Just deal with the fact that you're a non white subhuman slavshit.
>>61747549
Find Harald Hårfagre, and help him unite Norway under one kingdom, as historically happened. Try to become a noble, and birth many sons and daughters, and hope my noble house survived to modern times.
rejoice
>>61762966
Wypierdalaj kurwo śmieciu jebany. Rozstrzeliwałbym takie pierdolone selfhejtujące robactwo jak ty.
>>61763223
Jestem żydem.
>>61763500
To wiele wyjaśnia.
>>61764082
Die alongside my former Persian enemies in a defensive war against the first caliphate under the sign of the cross unless the plague or pirates get me beforehand
>>61747549
gather a band of warriors
take them to Lindisfarne
no reason
I just feel like something will go down there
just a hunch I guess
>>61765068
>be Saxon
>get rekt
Catch a tomahawk to the dome, get scalped, and thrown into the Mississippi.
>>61765134
be a Saxon from Wessex, feels good pole
>>61765211
You're just a Briton.
>>61765376
Anglo-Celtic master race
>>61765477
I have some Breton ancestors
Since they come from Great Britain, wuz I British n shit ? :^)
>>61762034
Ever heard of the England Runestones?
>>61765477
You're gonna enjoy these next 200 years
>>61765477
>>61765791
fuckin right I am
>>61765873
WHY DO THEY WEAR THE MASK ?
OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA SLAV WOMAN AT
GERMONEY PAY TRIBUTE OR WE FUG YOU UP :DDD
>>61748380
Exactly. Some brown motherfucker just walks out of nowhere. They would be scared af i imagine
>>61747549
>call yourself Eastern Roman Empire
>not Romans
>not an Empire
>no even at the west of the true Roman Empire
>>61768799
What did they mean by this
Its actually an improvement
>>61765477
>anglo
>celtic
that's the most retarded shit I ever read
Feels gud menn :^DDDDD
>>61747549
The Frankish Empire wasn't so big...
>>61747549
Become a king with all my knowledge
>>61747850
They would cut you open to see what strange beast you are
>No more russia to bully us
OP I love you
>>61769514
but literally khazar kikes in the south
>>61765791
Not in my area
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/6212823/Vikings-were-warned-to-avoid-Scotland.html
>>61748049
>Turkey is so shit than now they pretend to be Bulgarian instead
wew lad can you be more pathetic? you are Arab mongrels and the only whiteness you retain is from the blood tax that was taken from our lands
>>61769626
>implying
you lost basically all your islands and some of your coastal areas to vikings
>>61769691
They got BTFO in the end by King Alexander though
>>61769888
Well yeah in the end, but he said you're gonna enjoy the next 200 years which you claimed was not so, even though the vikings did fuck shit up there. Might have done it even more if the inland was more hospitable, no reason to take a bunch of mountains when you already have those back home and you're looking for farmlands and england is right there.
>>61747549
germanize slavs with my big germanic cock
>>61770308
austrians are germanised slavs
>>61770411
that's the point you idiot
>>61770552
I am Greek
>rape and pillage
>go back to sleep
>I belong to Asturias
Dodged a bullet there.
>>61747549
have we become fucking welsh?
