I'm opening an "authentic American burger" street food joint. May also serve pizza and other famous Western dishes if it takes off.
Help me think of a name. Yes, I'm American, but I want to know what kind of name says "real American shit" to foreigners.
Type 2 Dinerbeetus
>>61746211
um srs anwers only pls
thank you
Hunnies and Gunnies
Cheese and Freedom
Steak & Bake
Joe's Sizzling Burgers (doesn't matter if you're name isn't Joe)
Buns & Ammo
Bread, Meat, America
Wet Hot American Summer
Sun's out guns out
>>61746332
>Buns & Ammo
Would make a great gay porno mag directed at beardo rednecks who fuck each other in the barn after Ma and Pa go to bed.
Freedom Fried
Oven Hospitality
Order burger, get shot.
Healthy Burger
my wifes son & fries
Grandma's Furburger
King Burgers
MacDonald
John in the Box
Applewasps
Saigon Burger
Go with a state or landmark name I think. Something nice that would be recognisable from movies. "Arizona" is the prettiest state name IMO, Arizona Burger.
Times Square, white house, Mississippi, Texas, lady liberty, all decently ubiquitous outside of the western world. All the references to guns being made here probably work too but I don't know how attractive that would be in vn
>>61746181
Freedom for sale
American and American accessoires
no commies allowed
All non-organic
Shh only democracy now
Row row fight the commies
Yii-haa!
y'all wanna eat?
Hunger Fighters
Hunger Busters
"American Burger"
America Burger
Old Hickory's, after based Andrew Jackson
>>61747138
>>61747165
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree
Land Of The Fries
"the foxhole"
>>61746181
Think of the most typical "American" name (along the lines of Jeff, Joe, Sam... no, not Emilio or Pancho Villa). Make that your centerpiece, and keep it simple.
There's a place here simply called "Jeff's". It's tacky as hell (fake Route 66 highway signs, license plates, etc.), and the food is shit, but people gobble it up (the concept, and the food).
If you want to serve pizza, maybe "Jeff and Mario's". You can be the fake Jeff with a phantom partner.
It's all facade, man. The world ain't REAL, MAN.
>>61746592
severly underrated post fucking kek
route 66
Order 66
>>61747214
Just remembered, 'Nam flag.
Call it "Charlie's BBQ Strategic Hamburger Hamlets Program"
nuke a gook
>>61746181
You can just say something like (the area/street its on) Burgers
so
Čhįng Chōńg Street Burgers
or just do something like [Your name]'s Burger and Fries or Liberty Burgers (this might be sus the the Vietnamese Gov idk though) or [Famous landmark in America] Burgers. so like New York Burgers or something
i'm gooking up something special
my lai burgers and fries
barker's burger joint
BURGED.COM
>Vietnam
The only answer is Hamburger Hill
>>61746181
autistic american burger? heard aboout that. it's the one donald trump eats every day, right?
>>61746974
Yep, there's a really nice burger joint in my town called "Houston".
>>61747430
ding ding we have a winner
>>61747430
Drone Strikes.
Very practiucal name, some of the morrocan refugges can get PSD too.
>>61746181
Namburger
>>61747777
good septoubles
>>61746181
Joe's Burgers, with lots of American flags.
And a big-ass Coca Cola sign.
>>61747898
i feel like i wasted this cultured post.
>>61747430
This 2bh fämäläm
>>61746181
Good morning Saigon
>>61747279
This one
Easter burger?
