Funny travel stories /int/?
>be me
>17 years old
>traveling with class in epic """field trip"""
>in France
>check into a hotel one night
>friends get invited to party in other room
>tag along because fuck it
>get to room, walk in. Loud as fuck, couple guys are smoking joints
>SURPRISEPUNCH.jpg
>asshole hits me as hard as possible
>"you weren't invited retard, gtfo before we punch you again"
>remain silent for a couple seconds, then look at friends
>they just shrug
>utterrage.jpg
>turn 180 degrees, walk out, and slam the door
>something cracks, I just ignore it
>thirty minutes later, chilling in room and reading
>CRASH.mp4
>walk outside, look at asshole's room
>the door was flat on the floor
>with my brute force, I had evidently shattered the hinges and the doorframe was splintered top to bottom
>there were even cracks around the doorknob
>stare down asshole in the doorway, flip him off, and go back to reading
>mfw he was expelled for possession of non-prescribed marijuana
>mfw I hulked out and didn't get in trouble
Your turn /int/fags.
>go to Munich on a school trip
>during free time, tag along a smaller group
>some gypsy beggar approaches
>shoves a plastic cup in our faces to give her money
>one of the guys opens his bottle of juice
>the absolute madman pours juice in her cup
>gypsy runs away shouting some gypsy stuff
>>61744049
Kek
>>61744049
Noice
>on school trip to France
>due to booking mixup, there's not enough rooms on the floor they put boys on
>me and the friend i shared a room with were the only boys placed on the girls floor
>nothing happened
>rich westfang had schooltrips
>in school you only had some money to buy the cheapest vodka
>be me
>17 years old
>traveling with class in peic field trip
>in France
>check into a hotel one nigt
>leaving room for drinks
>nearby door opens
>fat nerd with oily face comes out crying
>I hear laughter coming from the inside
>smell of weed
>fat nerd shrieks walking down the hall
>does 180º when he's midway down the hall
>shrieks on his way back to the door he just walked out
>kicks the door's frame and bellows like a wounded animal
>everyone inside stops
>fat kids starts running to his room
>roaring laughter comes from the pot infested room
>fat kid falls
>I chuckle
>some dude comes out to close the door
>minutes later I hear some comotion
>teachers all over the pot room
>fat kid emerges from his room with a gameboy in his hand
>some guy is taken down the hall by a teacher and start speaking quietly
>fat kid starts jumping around
>runs to his room
>comes back
>starts walking down the hall towards the commotion
>starts saying something
>"y-you shouldn't s-s-moke p-pot"
>repeats it 3 times, louder every time because no one is looking at him
>two teachers nearby notice him
>one walks towards the fat kid and walks him back to the room
Weird.
>Americans traveling to other countries
Nice meme
>>61744754
Kek
>get out of house
>gipsy stole tires from car
>go to trainstation
>gipsy stole railroad tracks
>go ro airport
>airplane is only scrap
>decide to just give up on vacation and go back to school
>school shooter with outdated makarov comes in the classroom
>he tries to pull out the pistol but the gypsies already disasembled his gun and sold it for scrap
>Go to America
>Ask where's the toilet
>They think I'm speaking another language
>They ask me "do you need the rest room sir"
>What no, I need to shit, not take a nap
>Go to the rest room sir
>You're no good
>Shit myself all trip because America has no toilets
This one time
at my school camp a bunch of kids shoved a broomstick up this other kids arsehole
we joked that he would enjoy it cause he's a faggot
the joke turn serious quickly when i realized
3 kids were holding down this little fuckboi who is screaming for his life while another kid slowly shoved the stick deeper and deeper inside him
the moment lingered in space and time
there was a collective shock into another stream of consciousness
we all stared at each other with almost disbelief, why were we doing this again?
he ended up in hospital with internal bleeding, and we all got expelled and put in juvie hall
to this day i still don't know what possessed us us, it was a such a giggling high when we started planing it
>>61745080
Nice meeem
>>61745120
t. Brad Burgershot
>>61745115
that's pretty dark
kek
>>61745115
What's with "total straight guys" and their fetish with raping/penetrating gay men?
>he's left his home country ever
Fuck off you globalist cuck
Not funny, but surprising for me
>Me and a friend on a trip to Gdansk (stenaline 36h)
>Could not find train station in Gdansk later in the day to travel back to Gdynia (ferry goes from there)
>Give up an ask two guys for directions
>They answer in perfect english, turns out they were from USA and were in Poland as mormon missionary's, one of them was from Alaska
Picture related
>>61743126
Strange. I have a story almost exactly like this but we where in Austria and everyone blamed the door coming off its hinges on the Polish kid. Was hilarious.
>>61744805
Funnily enough, I was in the Netherlands yesterday.
>>61746062
That's really gunny.funny
>>61746373
I'm in France now
>>61743126
>17 years old
fuck off
>>61746712
Because time stays still
>>61745080
I hope you didn't forget to tip
>>61746817
No but he definitely writes like it happened yesterday.
>>61744049
:D:D:D:D:D
>>61746712
>>61746854
My friends never let me forget this.
>>61743126
>first-worlders actually have school trips to other countries
>drunk friend thought that a bidet in Italy was a toilet and took a shit in it
I'm bad at telling stories, sorry.
>>61749450
It's not uncommon. My dad took a trip in early '91 to the Soviet Union.
>>61749455
your story is the only one that made me laugh
not funny just a naive American story
>be high schooler in Catholic school
>go to Ireland with my school, it was an exchange program through the Archdiocese
>go to local bar because suddenly half of us can drink due to 18 year old drinking age
>we bring up being catholic to all the locals
>Bring up the divide between Catholics and Protestants and the IRA
>this was back in the late 90s so there were bombings recently
thank god we were in a Catholic area, I can't even imagine what these locals thought of us.
>>61744754
