memes edition
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JxUkyyafAb
duck
dont post here
t. OP
more anim3
>>61743229
post
>>61743269
ok fine
i was here first so i guess its only right
I thought /int/ had no mods.
What happened?
real
>>61742976
>>61743322
oh i sure feel sorry for... that fella!
sure glad i'm not him!
:^)
>>61743338
janny couldnt take the heh pill
>>61743357
shouldve linked your thread retard
>>61743338
All the shitposting lately has made the mods take it up a notch
Going to visit Europe for the first time in my life tomorrow.
Will airport security check my hard drive for its contents? I've got a ton of pirated content, some R rated movies and anime (retarded Canadian loli laws makes me worry about this) should I delete it?
Also with all the shit going on in the past year, I'm legitimately worried about getting killed in an isis attack desu
>>61743484
Just leave your hard drive at home, moron.
>>61743484
>Will airport security check my hard drive for its contents?
kek no
dont worry bout turrurists, theyre becoming more common, but remember: if 10 people die in an airport attack, millions of people pass through it unscathed
t. been to the airport in istanbul where the ISIS attack was
>>61743484
any more questuons about airports?
ive been through em loads of times in my life.
worst i remember was coming back to america, i didnt have a greencard yet so i had to get a parole stamp, and had to wait like 5 hours after a 7 hour flight from lyons to get a rubber stamp
JUST
>>61743484
Bring your copy of the anarchist cookbook. On-flight reading material is not up-to-snuff.
>>61743675
holy shit kek
>>61743644
Nah good for now, thanks
>>61743703
great
all they do (usually) is put your shit through a scanner, put you through a different scanner, pat you down occasionally (has only happened once to me) and then you show your passport and visa to a guy.
very straightforward
the lines are usually hell however
This is how my cat sleeps
>have to browse r*ddit at work bc fuck coming here on a work PC
Only 3 more hours lads. Gonna go play some slither.io or something
>>61744300
why arent you working
what is your job supposed to be
>>61744311
I work at a gas plant. It's night so nothing is happening. Everyone else is asleep except the guy in the control room. I had to go start a pump just now though it was pretty hard, opened 2 valves and pressed a butan.
>>61744493
sounds pretty chilled out 2bh.
Where the fuck are you guys?
Here or the other thread?
>>61744581
Yeah it's pretty easy work, rotating shifts are kinda a pain though. Going back to school in the fall for my last year.
The people playing slither fucking suck at this time of night, made it to third place in like 5 minutes. Gonna go do some pipeline sketches now desu I'm bored of doing nothing. Guy in the control room is doing online shopping and watching the discovery channel kek
I'm at work on the shitter
It's not an easy shit, gotta press quite hard.
Windows are open and the smoking area is right outside the Windows.
Bet they can hear me breathing heavily.
>>61745395
you can do it
i believe you
>>61745395
Don't forget to inspect your poop Hans
I have a strong desire to impregnate a girl
>>61746153
do it
i allow you
have some fresh anime right from the oven
>>61746201
I need a girl first
Can I become American if I'm posting in this thread?
>No anime allowed
>>61746267
You can fuck my girl. I'm a cuck
>>61746281
you need a certain amount of (You)'s in this thread before you can get a green card
>>61746415
>8ninutes no reply
I see y'all busy fapping to dem azn toes )))
>tfw power outage from 8am to 5pm
Gonna go to the gym, then wander around downtown and get korean BBQ or something
who /trying to improve/ here?
>dropped $200 on a bench and adjustable dumbbells
>got some cream to help with my acne scars
>buying more food to stop starving myself
>applying for local college
>forcing myself to be more social
>>61746755
>forcing myself to be more social
lmao gl
>while Virginia was first being settled in the early 17th century, one could go to New Mexico and stay at a hotel and eat at a restaurant
How will the east coast recover from this guys? I'm worried.
Who /PA/ here?
>>61746779
thanks I need it
>go minigolfing with co-workers
>drive an hour to get there
>they started without me so i join late
>try to be funny
>throw out banter/jokes
>""friends"" are all ignoring me
>just standing there on their phones
>not even playing minigolf
>only time they talk is to gossip about people I don't know
>I give up on hole 12
>we finish
>get in car to go eat somewhere
(they all carpooled together without me)
>tell them I'll follow them to the restaurant
>ditch them and drive back home
mfw I drove all the way out there on a rainy night
mfw I'm terrified of driving
mfw they didnt even try to socialize
mfw they all carpooled without me
mfw they had 3 (three) extra seats in the back
mfw they literally live 3min away from my house
sorry i had to vent
>>61747641
that honestly sucks, lad
>>61746755
Why not just go to a gym instead
You can't do much with just dumbbells
>>61748606
He's going to be a curlbro anon
>>61747641
>co-workers
>friends
Your first mistake. They probably didn't even notice you didn't show up at the restaurant.
Anti-anime Janny can suck my cock
>>61748606
the gym is a meme
say I wanna do legs today. So I drive there, get inside, and find out every leg machine has a 60yr old lady sitting on it for 25min using the lowest weight reading a book. So I go use freeweights instead
why waste $40 a month if I can't even use the machines I want? Better to just buy my own weights.
Besides my father, who been bodybuilding since 18, says all you need is a bench and some dumbbells
>>61748746
That's what i want to prevent
>>61748864
>my father says
hello pseudo-oedipus
>>61748877
SS+GOMAD eh?
>>61749661
Memes, etc
Dumbbell routines are just not good
If you're lifting weights remember to work on your rotator cuff
>>61747641
K-Kurosawa?
>there are literally billions of people on this planet who wish they were American
>mfw I am American and want to close off the borders
Got into BTN today buds
My journey is complete
I can never share my waifu or any other thing that I like with you people because you would ruin them
>>61750128
The Big Ten Network?
im literally dead, lads
had to unload a shipment of 2 tons then carry the stuff all around the place
>>61750159
This is my favorite part of being apart of it
You lowly plebs have no idea what it even is
>>61750278
F
Take it ez, bud
(You) please
@61750322
You
>tfw hungover
>tfw Bibibop doesn't open for another hour
>>61750322
Okay
Gettin a haircut today!
Cum honestly does not taste too bad
Doraemon-stand by me is very good
>>61750762
I'm not trying to be mean, but please get the fuck out of here.
Gonna watch some povertyball today and see Wales beat Portugal
>>61750805
If only ronnie gets a messi face at the end.
>>61743096
>no anime allowed
???
>>61750828
I'd love to see this
all done my night shift /cum/bois
time to go to sleep so i can prepare for the next one
i'll try and get you some awesome photos tonight /cum/
>>61743096
>>61743484
>James Madison University
>>61751758
night honey
Is Rick and Morty worth watching? I've been watching Venture Bros since the primer of the pilot and I love it. I hear R and M is similar but the animation and fanbase turn me off a bit.
>>61751891
I found it to be unfunny.
It's trying too hard to be nonedgy edgy.
Also wtf is this
>>61752403
that's my gf pls don't post her again
>>61752447
ur gf a shit
>>61752403
whats wrong with her face
>>61750762
Alright Pajeet, you can now fuck off because of this post
>>61750889
No limeys allowed
Wish I lived in a mid-sized american city and had a comfy office job and a pretty but slightly plain fiancee
>>61753506
You can come live here in Columbus
>>61753561
>Columbus
exactly the kind of city i was thinking of
give us a job tip
>>61753584
I wouldn't know, I only deliver pizzas
I still have to finish school
>>61753679
You mean college?
>>61753684
Yup, I kind of fucked my grades up so I've got 2 years left even though I should be a senior
I'm cheating a little bit and using one of my dad's connections in the city to get a job after I finish.
>>61753741
>I'm cheating a little bit and using one of my dad's connections in the city to get a job after I finish.
That's not cheating at all 2bh. Good job
>>61753755
I guess you could call it taking advantage of rare opportunities. It's better than the situation others have where they have zero connections.
If I'm lucky, I might be able to nab a cozy 52k a year starting job. Considering I'm in the >tfw no gf boat and have no obligations other than myself, 52k seems pretty nice.
woww /cum/ is rly ded
I went outside to water my garden and I watched a rabbit get struck by lightning
>>61755043
Lmao fuckin owned
>>61755043
>>61755173
it died ?
>>61755222
yes
rip little bunner
>>61755043
>water my garden
>lightning->storms->rain-
>water my garden when its raining
hmmm
>>61755361
rely makes u think
>>61755043
that was a devil rabbit and god stopped it from committing evil
I think I have a doctor's appointment in half an hour
I don't really remember what the doctor told me yesterday
>>61755361
It's in a greenhouse because "le zany snow in summer"
>>61755319
rip bunner
>>61755529
What do u think it was going to happen ?!
Baka
>>61755510
I have jury duty this Friday and I don't remember what time I'm supposed to be there by.
A candle, please...
>>61755599
idk mayb it couldve lived...
>>61755939
Cana, you have a beautiful hopefull heart...
>>61755929
A candle. You know pa. Greetings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxz7BVCMu30
>>61753741
thats not cheating, you are supposed to get connections like that anyway in college to immediately land a job. Honestly if you have 2 years left you should try to get these connections to see if you can land something even better than what your dad could land you
I like to sing even though im rly bad at it
>>61755043
Take a photo of it
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/romania-bulgaria-visas-european-commission-mccallum-july-1.3665356
Gypsies soon.
>Tfw manlet and cant dunk
end me
>>61756480
Well according to the foot chart I see on /int/ I'm of romani descent so maybe ill like them desu
>>61755939
Hi
is this mapel?
>>61756563
they're a mix of aboriginals, drunks, rapeugee, RPG tier thieves, drug cartel, drug user/ seller, retarded animal that flies into a closed door in terms of behaviour
the gov imposed additional restrictions on those areas because visa was not enough to keep them from sneaking into Canada to rob people and use welfare. I think we spiked to 30k refugee claims per month or something stupid when they used Mexico/ US as a smuggling route to get in before the gov did something to stop them. USA has same restrictions on Romania, so you'll be getting them sneaking in from both Canada and Mexico I guess.
im honestly dead guys
work+gym is a hard combination
>>61756334
Nooooooooooooooo
>>61756916
gym is for fake niggas bub
the universe is a jewish ploy. wake up people.
who /handsome voice/ here? pls sing me the first part of U.S. anthem
>>61757197
THICKERRRRR
>>61757068
I tried but my mic isn't working on vocaroo for some reason
>>61757197
That a woman? Man? Chulhu?
>>61757197
>>61757197
Her feet and leg look like an uncircumcised penis
>>61757197
>Janny wont delet
>Janny would rather delete anime
sasuga
>>61757197
Go to /soc/ you dumb normie.
This isn't a place for selfies, you know?
Doki doki
Meeting with my old best friend I grew up with and havent seen in 5 years today.
We both have a lot of shit to talk about, a little nervous as I've become a-social over the years and he's still probably a normie.
>>61757625
suck his dick desu
>>61757888
ill punch you right in the fucking dome
>>61746755
>buying healthier food cooking all my own meals
>trying really hard to look for work, improve resume, git gud at writing cover letter
>only call backs are from energy sales scammers
shiiiite at least I have 3 more semesters left of school, next thing is to learn how to network
>>61757945
At least getting a job is possible for you guys.
oh god I just ate an equivalent of one jar of mayonnaise from all that macaroni salad with potato chips and now my gas is so vile that I feel like I'm going to pass out... eww!!
>>61757911
i'll break your legs and use the bones as toothpicks
>>61757197
Lied daughing
I've spent the last 3 days playing GTA, would it be enough to survive in African-American neighbourhood
>>61758501
Get a gun, a motorcycle, and drive across the country doing whatever the fuck you want
>>61758501
Unironically yes. As long as you dont get hit by the bullets.
Can someone please collect the yanks over at /brit/?
Thanks
/brit/
>>61759269
Nope
>>61759269
Sorry luv, but after Brexit you derserve an invasionby the Americans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MduJjbcLSqE
>2 years ago applied to vocational school
>decided I didn't want to the program and withdraw my application
>the next year applied to the same vocational school for a different program but decide not to do it again and withdraw application
>a couple months ago send in an application at the same school, but now I want withdraw do something else
i'm sure they hate me now
Hillary will win!
>>61750300
Private trackers are the biggest circlejerk on the internet.
>>61760278
good
its 92 degrees and I just sweated half of my body content out just by going outside to water the garden and bring in the trash bins
Ugh! Omg! I hate EVERYONE and EVERYTHING! Why doesn't anybody understand me but they think they know what's best for me?! -_-
>>61760629
you must have over 18 to post here
>>61760773
have over 18 what? O.o
>In bus
>Qt about to sit next to me
>She realizes there is another seat open
>She doesnt sits next to me
really craving flyover-style tacos for dinner
>>61760851
dicks in your mouth, obvs
>>61760879
>In bus
>Qt sits next to me
>We sit next to each other for the duration of the bus ride until one of us gets off
>>61760851
In romance languages they say they "have" years instead of "I am 18" or whatever
>>61760979
You guys should have an autistic Spede thread next
>>61761055
If this bus drops under 40 miles per hour, anon will remain a virgin forever!
*devours feces*
>>61760979
I have really low self steem and that kind of shit just makes it worse.
I dont need a daily reminder that i am unwanted and unloved.
>>61760979
>sit behind qt on tour bus
>smell like shit as haven't showered for 2 nights, sweating all day
>she gets off at next stop
lol
>>61761253
HEY! HEY! NO! SPIT THAT OUT! BAD BOY!
>>61761336
*clenches teeth*
>>61760773
Learn English, you beaner.
>>61761291
Everyone wants there own seat on the bus
>>61761554
there were no solo seats at that point.
if you're feeling down in the dumps, have no fear, daddy and his kisses are here!
turn that frown upside down
cause daddy is little cupcake's clown!
>>61761808
gay
>>61761841
*kiss*
>>61761899
AAAAAAAJJJJ
>>61761403
>don't you see gringos will think we're idiots buaaah ;_;
Lol Stop your inferiority complex and grow up, masiosare
I can make mistakes and accept them like a man, don't have to make a big deal out of this
>>61762105
>I can make mistakes and accept them like a man
lol, you're just a little boy
h-hi big strong americans and spanish bastardos and FUCKING LEAFERS hehe
The highschool that expelled me just got fucked over because of a sexual scandal.
Feels good man.
>>61762137
So what if i am a little boy i can do things like a man, we all can.
>this triggers the shitcongoan
What is the purpose of Canada?
how strong is italian mafia in usa? do they mean business?
>>61762239
To keep America's head warm.
>>61762215
what about it?
I want to sniff a cute girl fuck
>>61762239
To produce maple syrup for the rest of north America.
And macarroni
>>61762251
ketchup
>>61762310
I don't get why Americans sperg over this.
>>61762310
chicago hotdogs are almost as bad as dorilocos
Why is the USPS so awful lads
>sign up for pobox last night through their site
>make an entry in keepass like always
>come back in the morning
>doesn't recognize username or password
>have never ever in my entire had issues with this
>figure I'll just get the info with the email I provided
>no option to recover
>"If you have forgotten your username you must create a new account"
Well then what the fuck about the $30 I just gave you fucking kikes?
Every fucking site in existence makes this easy and simple as shit except this
>>61762336
chicagoans are retards
the entire world agrees that ketchup goes on a hot dog
>>61762341
one time i accidentally ordered one. sickening
chicago hot dog places dont even keep ketchup
>>61762365
Wy the hell does /cum use the word lad?
>it's goddamn British thing
>>61762336
they don't it's some retard reposting a ck meme
>>61762336
>Americans
a survey was conducted and whites enjoyed ketchup while the others did not
>>61762425
Americans are just a mirror of other countries. They have nothing of their own.
>>61762425
lad is used all over chans now. its a complete meme. slavshits, beaners, yanks and yuros from 4chan to 420chan to freech.net all use lad
>>61762425
Autists parrot words they don't understand.
>>61762425
everyone uses it
it's a fun word desu
>>61762522
and gosick is just a mirror of a good anime
>>61762639
cute girl though
How do I get rid of back/shoulder acne
>>61762661
Stop eating like shit
>>61762655
she's pretty plain
>>61762240
gabagool
>>61762692
how so?
>>61762689
my face is clear though
>>61751891
I thought the lawnmower dog episode was pretty good.
Been a minute though, I might not think the same if I re-watched.
>>61753584
Columbus sucks.
Cincinnatti is only choice out of 3 C's.
So like, when you finger yourself and massage the prostate, do you cum by shooting it like you usually do or it just kinda leaks out of your dick?
>>61762927
>not wanting to get shot in cleveland
>only managed to sleep 3 hours because i had to wake up and go pee and couldn''t get back to sleep
ohayou /cum/
>>61763035
it's not morning anymore silly
>>61763035
>>61763073
it is for me anon
is this the correct answer?
>>61762689
bad post
>>61762661
stop drinking energy drinks, synthetic vitamins and stop any use of synthetic hormones or multivitamins.
Go to a dermatologist, buy some cream for your acne and stop using any form of gel/conditioner/pomade/wax, start using exclusively Hypoallergenic sopa and shampoo, drink more than 3 liters of tap water a day and stop touching the scars.
source: ex pizzaface.
>>61763125
That's a big book
>>61763035
This is a fucking incredible story from last night
>Go to sleep
>Fan and computer are on, so it's kind of loud
>wake up at 5am with back pain after a bad dream.
>try to go back to sleep
>Get morningwood
>Beat off in all of 1 minute 30 seconds at 5am with back pain immediately after waking up
>The wave of lethargy after I finish knocks me right the fuck out
>mfw I wake up and the shit is everywhere
>>61762986
Honestly don't know what cleveland is actually like.
Lived in columbus for years though.
Pure cabbage.
columbus:ohio::frankfurt:germany
>>61763183
>>61763183
>>61763183
Why are Americans so fat?
WHAT DO I DO WITH MY LIFE
>>61763133
what kind of cream do you recommend? It isn't that bad, maybe 20 dots from shoulder to shoulder
>>61763346
Stop
>>61763389
Go to law school like me
>>61763346
Why are Finns so cute?
>>61763437
Hey, I want to know why USA is so fat so Finland doesn't have to make the same mistakes!
Also which law school?
>>61763437
>law school
hahaha enjoy no jobs and hating your life
>>61763437
I don't want to go to law school
>>61763474
We're anything but cute ;____; America-ano, why you tease me so much desu?
>>61763437
>law school
cant believe someone here actually fell for the meme
i took this picture
>>61763346
Too much money, free time, and delicious food. We're too successful pretty much
>>61763573
finland is ebin
>WHAT DO I DO WITH MY LIFE
>>61763691
>>61763673
Good point. But why the American poor are the most obese?
>>61763691
That's kinda good
>>61763718
everytime
>>61763783
a lot of cheap food is high in protein
potatoes, rice, meat.
>>61763781
Ancient Finns? The fug?
>>61763886
What is the government's long term plan for dealing with threats from Mexico?
I highly encourage trying tasting your poo at least once, I did it by accident and was surprised that it wasn't as gross as you'd think
>>61755043
That sounds fucking awesome.
>>61764282
no is not
made a dumptruck in gmod, this is so neat
I realized the easiest way to spot a retarded American is to check if he refers to the Vietnam War as "Nam"
>>61755043
Bullshit.
Where are the proofs.
>>61764589
I realized the easiest way to spot a retarded European is to check if they're posting with a German flag.
>>61764730
OHHHHH
![4b23b983dd13e9b4ba5c5179bee4fbbf[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Xeoq0Yl.jpg "4b23b983dd13e9b4ba5c5179bee4fbbf[2].jpg")
>>61764730
Well didn't I just find a "Nam"sayer
