>tfw America will always step forth to defend your country from evil no matter what
thank you America!
>>61736624
What about the Germans?
hmmmmmm......
What about Easter Island?
You will be paying heavy money for protection soon. Eldorado is going to the end, Europe must pay for right to live
>>61736624
USA is so great
>no matter what
>implying America will risk mutually assured destruction if Russia or China were to nuke you
>>61736945
Thats why your shitty raw-material economy is 100% dependent on trade with China? )))
You will remind me of greatness of Murrica when it blocks trade routes of China and you will become hungry :D
>>61736624
>always
>>61736624(OP)
Being honest, America isn't at its best right now. But thanks, Italyfag!
>>61736624
You're welcome, Mario.
>>61736945
Sometimes it is... But sometimes I hate it.
>>61736973
Pffffft, they can't kill us we have the number 1 military.
>>61736990
We'll give them aid, AUS/NZ are our greatest allies in the south.
>>61736641
It all worked out in the end, though.
...
Look, you're okay now, right?
I am suspicious of this thread.
>>61737038
> We'll give them aid,
Yeah, i am sure you will ))))))))
>>61737057
Proper reaction. Europeans spit on you in time of peace and come to you on knees in time of global tumult. They should be given a lesson.
>>61737377
this this this this. Fuck off yuropoors
>>61736632
Germans almost destroyed civilization twice. The US has to stay in Germany for eternity like a guardian that watches over a sealed ancient evil.
England helped us last time we needed it. Appreciate the thought, though.
TWO MEN, BARACK OBAMA AND MATTEO RENZI, SHAKING HANDS
Good feel
>>61737972
Russia is buzzing around, violates you airspace from time to time, and there is no mighty murrican airforce making no fly zone around you. Instead your leaders need to travel to Moscow like bitches and smile nicely to Putler ))))))
Not when we inevitably become absorbed by Mexico. Tacos can't defend shit, just ask Texas.
Thank our brave folk in the army and our veterans
>tfw we were only willing to do this so europe would stop fighting itself to extinction
>finally get them to stop fighting each other
>they stop breeding and invite turks to invade their lands
>a running presidential candidate has joked about going to war againts your country
>>61739598
https://youtu.be/_uXJ1mgkyF0
>a running presidential candidate
heh
>>61736990
>)))
lol butthurt russian detected
>>61739608
whoa trigger warning: hitler speech
https://youtu.be/gFKfqrdP6xs video related, Sardinians who worship America for saving them in WW2. Sometimes I tear up when I see how much other people appreciate America.
Volunteer army at that. Pretty based.
>>61737434
>twice
Five times actually.
>destroyed Roman Empire
>invented Protestantism and caused massive religious wars
>WW1
>WW2
>currently sponsoring a Muslim invasion of Europe
Germany has always been the cancer eating away at civilization.
>>61739608
Hillary was not the one who said the US will wage a war againts us tho
>>61739578
really makes you think
>>61739735
Nothing makes me think
>>61739793
Excelent post
>>61739881
I do it for you
>>61739674
>5
Actually 6. Marx was a German NEET.
