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Freedom edition
two pages early
the janny will NOT be pleased
Buen hilo pirata.
Azor Jon
free
kpop
glad that dutch cara spastic has fucked off
how many of you have actually put your willy inside a girl (either end)
>>61726347
literally this
calling the police
>>61726284
What the fuck did you just say to me you xenophobic racist? I’ll have you know I stayed in my room the whole day for the EU Referendum, and I’ve been retweeting numerous hashtags on #Remain, and I have signed over 300 confirmed petitions. I am educated in metropolitan university degrees and I’m the only rational voice in the entire EU debate. You are nothing to me but just another racist. I will ignore your vote the fuck out with selective democracy the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with out-voting the Remainers in the Real World? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Remanians across /brit/ and your old, white, xenophobic buttocks are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Leaver. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your exercising your democracy. You’re fucking dead, oldie. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can downvote you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in ignoring referendum results, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the UK Petitions website and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your racist bottoms off the face of the European continent, you racist moron. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, oldie.
how does trump attracts neo nazis, despite of this?
Irish posters should have to pledge allegiance to the Queen or FUCK OFF
>>61726347
He's literally been going for months. (Possibly over a year?) He isn't going anywhere over one delete.
>>61726369
>>61726347
NEITHER of these posts 2bh
>>61726416
how
>visit the economist.com
what did they mean by this?
>>61726388
The kids are only jewish if the mother is
>>61726388
judaism is transmitted through the mother and every major politician in america except jill stein is pro israel
>>61726410
ummm mate caralad's been on /brit/ for like 3 years
>>61726448
hahahahaha hahahahahahahha the jews are in full swing aint they
>>61726362
>(either end)
How the fuck do you put the other end of your willy in a girl you madman
If trump doesn't win for the yanks what do you think will happen?
>>61726389
She's German and has Irish blood a well
>"""""British """""" queen
>>61726454
>stein
>not pro israel
WHAT THE FUCK
just unclogged the pineal gland with a teaspoon
amazing the amount of shit that gets in there
>>61726443
Asian whore
>>61726487
We'll call them cucks like when Scots voted to remain in the UK
>>61726477
Well, that's depressing.
Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3
the internet has won lads
how do you date a work qt without fucking shit up
>>61726451
>>61726454
not an argument
>>61726487
I'll go and shitpost on /pol/ with an Israel proxy
/brit/? more like /shit/ haha
>>61726389
not an argument.
>>61726489
>German and Irish blood
A lot of the English do as well
>>61726539
you don't. dating someone you work with is a horrible idea always.
>>61726562
T O W N
R A P I S T
>>61726562
/moldova/ more like /moldowho?/ haha
>>61726529
*crawls to your bedside unseen and slips a firm, warm turd under your bed sheets*
>>61726611
An actual tune has been posted at last
Brexit was a huge fucking mistake lads
What are we doing
"Well dear, you always wanted a compact"
Heh heh heh heh heh, ain't it the truth!
>>61726529
*delivers some sweet chin music*
>>61726644
Of course it was a mistake. But it's too late now lad, it's far too late. Just got to make the best of it tbqh
>>61726507
she isnt in the zionists pocket, some of the best anti israel dissidents are jewish desu
Great Britain?
More like Great Shitstain.
>>61726644
haha what are you like
you absolute madmen
>>61726651
car scene must be shite over there
>>61726487
hillary will commit voter fraud to get into office. there's nothing we can do to stop it. yes, people are mad.
>>61726690
that is RUDE
>>61726690
sweden? more like the nation of BLACKED
General election when
Controversial opinion: fannies are actually disgusting and if you put your face near one you are beyond desperate
*power farts*
>tfw I will never achieve my singular goal in life and ride off into the sunset of retirement like Nigel
*raises paw*
about to attempt to iron a shirt for the first time in my life
wish me luck
>>61726747
>Controversial opinion
First day on the internet anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n39RzgVNP8
>>61726707
Are most Irish people pro the EU?
*prostate orgasms*
Michael Gove for PM
Let it all burn
thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYGODWJgR-c
>>61726787
What is your singular goal?
the irish are our best allies
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/celebritynews/charlotte-church-calls-police-over-twitter-abuse-for-calling-nigel-farage-a-piece-of-s-a3288271.html
>>61726796
you're going to die lol
>>61726799
Sorry, I don't visit the reddit
>>61726796
Make sure you take the buttons off or they'll melt into the fabric.
>>61726787
>Farage
>Actually retiring
If only he'd fuck off to New York like David Miliband and Blair did, if only
>brexit
you are like a little baby
watch this
>>61726865
*elects hillary*
got news today that I'm going on a gameshow with the gf later in the year
she just applied for us and only told me when we accepted lmao
>>61726865
CONSTRUCT THE EDIFACE
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-36706591
kek wtf is this? look at them walking into peoples gardens in absolute awe.
>>61726898
POINTLESS? I'll be sure to pick her in 'who fug'
on the phone with the janny
he's not happy
There is working class scum in this thread RIGHT now.
>>61726362
i have put my willy in a girl's vagina and mouth
i don't think it would fit in her bumhole
>>61726970
was gonna do some tightsposting, better leave it he'll go ballistic haha
These conversations kill
>>61726376
i once called the police on a meth head who was being annoying by the bus stop
>>61726902
lmao
>>61726970
tell him hes a runt
>>61726921
>I'll be sure to pick her in 'who fug'
just realised this gimmick is dead
alri lads, how you been?
>>61727030
he probably went on a forged a normie life for himself and forgot about us
haha
>This time next year the leaders of the US, UK, France and Germany will all be women
>>61726902
god i fucking despise the chinese
the world would categorically improve one million fold if they were all systematically eradicated from the planet
im not racist they just happen to cause every single problem the world is facing today
>>61726981
>There *are* working class scum
>>61727011
what is the drug scene like in iceland?
Why is Premier Leauge so advanced while English National Team is literal garbage?
Really makes you think
dumb frogposter
>>61727077
cold
dumb spic poster
>>61727100
out
>>61727061
Fascist France will be interesting
>>61727082
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH a fucking roach
I will iron your sheets when you iron out the inequities in your labour laws
>>61727082
Too much money means the top clubs can rely on buying players from abroad instead of developing youth systems like in Germany or Spain
Too much pressure on half decent young English players to succeed
Disney Lois is fuckin foine
>im not racist BUT
>>61727077
pretty small, but every country has got it's "degenerates"
>>61727139
Spics are the roaches of the Americas
>>61727086
Why are gypsies in Britain white Irish people but in Europe brown skinned Romanian people?
>>61727082
has to be down to poor management desu
maybe the players have nothing to prove playing for rengland; they aren't going to earn a big money move by playing well in tournaments
https://youtu.be/02FEVhyp_Rg
*throws up gun fingers*
*viscously thrusts them into the air*
ZIP ZUP
Anyone else think the 4th season of this show was the best one?
>>61727082
Three reasons mainly:
-Primer League pay is colossal, the players that go on to play for England do not have the same pay incentive when playing for their country that other players do.
-Because of success and fame of Premier Leauge foreign talent is imported rather than supporting English talent
-The England manager's pay is also colossal, so need to try and focus on success/winning if you're laughing your way to the bank regardless of game outcomes
>>61727151
adore this new gimmick
>>61727175
I'm race realist to be honest
>>61727193
yes
drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
>>61727198
*so no need to try and focus on success/winning
>>61727198
Surely having a higher paid manager would encourage people to perform better since they don't want to lose their money and encourage a better manager since it lets you compete with the richest clubs?
>>61727155
Well youth developing systems are surely superior in Germany but I'm not sure about Spain. Well they somehow have a good National Team but alot of players in La Liga are imported.
didn't this word used to be about Christianity and hell? lol
>>61727208
wow thanks ;o x
*does it all for the nookie*
next cunt that tests me is gonna get folded in half
>>61727155
>Too much money means the top clubs can rely on buying players from abroad instead of developing youth systems like in Germany or Spain
this isn't true
look at wales
>>61727268
EWWWWWWWW a fucking roach in /brit/
>>61727287
what is 9*12?
>>61727273
*deepthroats u*
*looks up and gives a little wink*
wait let me borrow this flow from mez cah..
>>61727294
We're discussing Football here Juan , stop being an edgy teenager
really makes you think...
>>61727270
>Christianity
it's not the 1800s anymore m80
>>61727082
Because not enough players from Coventry City are picked
>>61727292
Wales is a flash in the pan
They beat three mediocre teams in the group stages and last 16 and had an undeserved victory over an under-performing Belgium side
>>61726787
>singular goal
he tried/failed to get elected as an MP and he hasn't actually retired
just had to clean and do laundry/iron for 2 hours, not fucking happy.
How much would a cleaning lady cost?
Also where's the best place to cop oxford shirts? ~£50/each price range desu.
>>61727416
it really makes me think
>>61727392
still upset friend?
Portugal or Wales lads?
>>61727416
painfully obvious that this was made by a virgin
>>61726362
4 different girls in the past few months
>>61727403
Next, Uniqlo
really depends on the fir though
>>61727316
That's not all of it it.
*forces your head*
>tfw holding a poo in at work all day
>Feels like my anus is going to prolapse and shit will spray all over the streets on the walk home
>Finally get in the house
>Run to toilet
>Release the Beast of Bogmin Moor
>Feel 10lbs lighter
> That euphoric tingling sensation coming from your bum afterwards
Literally no greater feeling.
>>61727453
Want the Welsh to win
>Portugal or Wales lads?
the little green letters hahaa
having sex with another man
>>61727268
True, but they still have a much better youth system.
Chelsea, United, Citeh, none of them have any half decent youth players now in the starting eleven
Compare that to the Spanish golden generation with Casillas, Pique, Xavi, Iniesta, they all stayed at one club through almost their whole career
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI5_pMvLZd8
fucking hell
nige at his best
>>61727542
nothing gay about that
>>61727392
ok then what about iceland?
>>61727445
A bit desu, I'm from Northern Ireland but was still rooting for England over Wales
>>61727542
>>61727613
>rooting for
FOY
>>61727453
want Wales to win and I think they might
On Eid ul-Fitr, wish that Allah’s blessings light up the path and lead to happiness, peace and success. Happy Eid!
Getting my daily dose of John Green and John Oliver lads.
>>61727622
Well you can't really do the same things as with a woman, can you?
>>61727181
>Why are Irish Travellers Irish in the country next to Ireland?
>Why are Romani gypsies from Romania in mainland Europe?
It's a mystery anon.
>>61727649
Eid Mubarak, Akhi! :]
>>61727567
Paul Nuttall looks like an idiot, there's no way around it.
>>61727453
>Portugal or Wales
Both swarthy literal Arabs
ah yes, cold pizza with salad cream, quintessentially british
>>61727637
Played really well against Belgium. They definitely have a chance.
>>61727589
Again, a flash in the pan
Can you seem them doing it in the World Cup in 2018?
Spain, Germany, Italy are all that cut above and their clubs mostly focus on home grown talent
>On Eid ul-Fitr, wish that Allah’s blessings light up the path and lead to happiness, peace and success. Happy Eid!
ahh yes
>>61727181
I'm starting to think that Brits are idiots
>>61726849
i did lol
>>61726861
can't trick me
>drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
>>61727193
absolutely not
>>61727453
I'd like Wales to win
Someone on this island deserves to be happy.
>>61727699
>salad cream
howling at this. It's dressing
>>61727650
me on the left
>he doesnt reheat cold pizza in a dry pan for a GOAT crispy finish.
tragic.
I bet there's some script making those silly senseless posts on brit.
>>61727775
She is so fucking ugly
Jesus Christs Brits
thoughts lads senpaitachi amigos brothers blads
>>61727765
nob off
>>61727800
What is THIS!
a PICTURE for... AAAANTS?
opniinos
>>61726388
because trump supporters are retarded
who /whiteboiwasted/ here?
we are all runts but I am the runt alpha male
should probably go to bed
gotta be in extra early tomorrow which means waking up at like 6:30 lol
>>61726487
Brazil 2.0
>>61727856
>supporting hillary, the literal demon spawn
>>61727707
do you think the english team would be better if instead of playing against players like aguero and hazard players were playing against shaun wright phillips and harry arter?
academies in england are the best in the world because any semi-decent english player is worth a fortune - clubs like southampton practically exist on this basis.
disclaimer: i didn't do any research and thi spost is based purely on feelings
brb going for a shag
Getting my daily dose of grime
https://youtu.be/9mPyEj9WRgs
>>61727886
>if you don't vote for trump you have to vote for hillary
oh wait this is actually how it is over there hahahaha these fat twats and their fake democracy
>>61727900
top lad
>>61727877
>not a bowl of hard boiled eggs
fucking japs had one job
business idea: popularize the word brongs
>>61727913
yeah h-haha that inefficient two party system
....
Been banned the last 2 weeks so I couldn't say this before but.
Good job on the brexit buds, I'm proud of you. The first time I've been proud of a european nation since I was a naive child.
You're already proving the haters wrong, keep up the good work.
>>61727900
me on the right
>>61727907
>Getting my daily dose of grime
>>61727921
>not getting the joke
>being this new
>>61727945
stroll on fatboy
>>61727945
god i fucking hate obama so much, he tries way too hard to be hip
I wonder how much his publicists get paid to make him look good, since it actually seems to be working among mongs
>>61727945
I like Obama.
>>61727945
static IP hahahahahahahahhahahahaha
what size feet do you have lads
>>61727981
>god i fucking hate obama so much, he tries way too hard to be hip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhY9Zxv1-oo
i wish i was a cossack
looks like a couple of big time youtubers are scamming kids out of cash. classy.
>>61728003
Sometimes a vacation is good for us
*detaches knob*
loooool @ based Ken Clarke on Sky News
I wish I had french citizenship
not to use or anything, but to have it
>loooool @ based Ken Clarke on Sky News
>>61727981
he used to blaze 420 a lot as a kid, he was part of a weed enthusiast group called the 'choom gang'
not really artificial.
really want to do a post that just says "poo" but i don't think the janny would like that so i suppose i shouldn't
>>61728028
actually it's bipolar disorder and social anxiety smartarse
>>61727955
>he doesn't get his daily dose
Enjoy your grime deficiency when you're older
poo
>>61728047
What is it about bare flesh that is so primally desirable?
The sight of skin on skin stokes my libido to pinnacle heights.
>>61728105
actually it's aspergers
you literally have all of the symptoms
>>61728039
brilliant
>>61727890
Well if the top clubs invested more into their youth facilities and less into buying guaranteed good players, then players like Sterling and Rashford could be that kind of tier instead of bench warmers. If your club is rich as fuck though it doesn't make that much sense to invest in youth when you can have guaranteed winners, hence why now Barça is being forced to buy more players to compete with Real's money and Spain's young players aren't looking like they're on the same level as the previous generation
>academies in england are the best in the world because any semi-decent english player is worth a fortune
Bruh
This is why there are only one or two good academies like Southampton. Top youth like Oxlade Chamberlain and Walcott move to top clubs to become bench warmers because the youth system in the PL can't compete with a team like Arsenal's money when it comes to guaranteed quality, but the national team becomes weaker we a result
>>61728025
yeah, even the jew's caught up on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8fU2QG-lV0&ab_channel=h3h3Productions
>>61728007
11.5 in UK sizes
alri lads hows it goin
>>61728126
t. eenager
>>61728122
how brexit of you
>>61728007
Depends on the make.
Usually 12s. Sometimes 13s.
>>61728025
always loathed that syndicate guy lel
>>61728149
alri mate, how was your day?
>>61727945
ta la
also lads I'm heading out to the fringe this year in a performing capacity, any tips?
>>61726284
>Brits make fun of us for leaving them
>Brits make fun of us for celebrating it
>People hated the idea as well
>All this because of immigration and money
>1000 years later
>Brexit is born
>People celebrate and party about it
>EU makes fun of them for it
>There are people that want to be part of EU
>All this because of Money and muslims
>>61728132
nothing aspergers about me
>>61728132
Post bow legs
>>61728199
get a better haircut
>>61728139
>>61728175
literally never heard of them until now but if its true then its pretty despicable
>>61728186
yeh not bad ta
>>61728199
Be wary of Scots
no more apples in the vending machine please
>>61728223
I've an afro
>>61728229
In what sense?
>>61728224
it's shady as hell
>>61728139
>H3H3
GOOD EVENING REDDIT
this thread is neither here nor there
>>61728175
>Syndicate
You mean Tom Cassell?
I went to school with him. What's he done now?
>>61728210
>>61728209
>Not pick up on social cues and may lack inborn social skills, such as being able to read others' body language, start or maintain a conversation, and take turns talking.
>Dislike any changes in routines.
>Appear to lack empathy.
>Be unable to recognize subtle differences in speech tone, pitch, and accent that alter the meaning of others' speech. So your child may not understand a joke or may take a sarcastic comment literally. And his or her speech may be flat and hard to understand because it lacks tone, pitch, and accent.
>Have a formal style of speaking that is advanced for his or her age. For example, the child may use the word "beckon" instead of "call" or the word "return" instead of "come back."
>Talk a lot, usually about a favorite subject. One-sided conversations are common. Internal thoughts are often verbalized.
>Avoid eye contact or stare at others.
>Have unusual facial expressions or postures.
>Be preoccupied with only one or few interests, which he or she may be very knowledgeable about. Many children with Asperger's syndrome are overly interested in parts of a whole or in unusual activities, such as designing houses, drawing highly detailed scenes, or studying astronomy. They may show an unusual interest in certain topics such as snakes, names of stars, or dinosaurs.
>Have delayed motor development. Your child may be late in learning to use a fork or spoon, ride a bike, or catch a ball. He or she may have an awkward walk. Handwriting is often poor.
>Have heightened sensitivity and become overstimulated by loud noises, lights, or strong tastes or textures. For more information about these symptoms, see sensory processing disorder.
NEED to shag a yank girl on the 4th of July
Booking flights for next year hehe
>>61728285
>>61728199
>>61728139
fuck off
>>61728261
2,5,1,4,3
bow legs mentioned
fucking hate my bow legs, im literally disfigured
>>61728096
literally everyone fucking smoked weed when they were younger
ou're deluded if you think that shit's natural
post your mp
>>61728280
that's the plan in august
>>61728293
he gives a pretty good rundown of what happened tbqh, doesn't really matter what he is/isn't
>>61728306
scamming autistic manchildren out of money by advocating get rich quick schemes for CSGO skins on a website he made and never disclosed that information.
>>61728339
not caralad
The "so called" "gf" just sent me this
having a go
>>61728306
Bet he was a right cunt
>>61728316
none me
contemplating doing some slagposting but I don't want to upset janny
>>61728306
>creates some gambling site for in game items
>makes several videos of him winning big on said site without disclosing that he has any links to it (and possibly controlling the outcomes via back-end access).
Was he as much of an irritating git in school?
the gf
girl from work made eye contact with me today twice and smiled both times and said hello the second time
should probably talk to her but I'm a but autistic
anyone remember the bow legged yank gf gimmick?
heh
>>61728403
Go for it boyo!
i have bow legs too please give me attention
Listening to the world service
oh dear oh dear
>>61728417
yeah that was one of mine
Charles
>>61728466
neeeeeeeeeerd
>>61728403
she's soaking mate, move in for the kill
>>61728361
Nice safari park you've got.
>>61728395
HAHA! it's a dude
your gay now haha
>>61728075
Isleworth.
>>61728381
>>61728389
He was always eccentric in class. A real joker type. Was never a close associate of his though, outside of a few guys I meet at the pub regularly I don't think anyone remembers me.
But he always advertised that youtube channel like crazy in year 11. All over the social area, always mentioned it from his sweet and drink shop at his locker.
come and have a go if you think you're hard enough
>>61728471
good lad, glad to hear you are still here d
Brexiteers NEED to be sterilised
*has a go*
>zimbabwe has a 95% unemployment rate
Ahh yes bet they're glad they got rid of the white devils and rhodesia now!
having a go
>>61728075
plymouth
Might have a nap lads
>>61728538
they already are
>>61727364
>national response time
They dont go to certain neighbourhoods. And in some its 30 minutes. I agree with the right blurb but the top blurb is retarded. A gun for every law abiding citizen. If they want it.
H3H3 is basically "baiting out fuccbois in youtube" desu
watching the nico livecruise
What will farage do now?
TIM ARE YOU ALRIGHT
>Charlotte Church calls Nigel Farage "a piece of shit"
>gets sworn at and abused for it
>calls the police
lol, ironic
bum me
>>61728539
I WON'T HAVE ANYONE HAVING A GO AT MY MUM
>>61728527
i'll never be able to leave
>>61728599
team up with trump and save america
>>61727453
C Y M R U
Y
M
R
U
>>61728137
ok i did some actual reading and it seems you are indeed correct in that the academies in this country are very poor compared to the big european countries.
however i'd still say the current quality of players you have should be enough to get to the quarters/semis of big tournaments regularly. teams like iceland, slovakia, russia, costa rica etc. don't have players anywhere near the standard of current english players nor do they have academies as good as english academies yet their teams still cause you problems and the reason for this, bad management, needs to be addressed primarily imo.
>>61728605
link lad?
me on the right
how do you pronounce brexiteer
I seriously hope it's not like musketeer
>>61728599
Get paid 50k a night on the after dinner speaking circuit
Not even joking
>h3h3
Hello R.eddit
>MDE
Hello pseud
>Stuart Lee
Hello Guardianista
>>61728640
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/celebritynews/charlotte-church-calls-police-over-twitter-abuse-for-calling-nigel-farage-a-piece-of-s-a3288271.html
>>61728657
bree-zee-teer
>>61728670
>And a third wrote: “Charlotte why do you f*** off and die just like your music career did ha ha.”
howling
>>61728657
>I seriously hope it's not like musketeer
how else would you pronounce it?
>>61728541
at least the job centre will be doing good business
>leadsom
literally finished
>>61728625
I've been thinking about learning Welsh. Here's what I can say up to now.
"I'M GARETH DAVIES/JONES/SMITH/THOMAS AND I'M FFROM CWYDDHLLLLLLLDDCCWDDHHYYYYYDYHLCCD!"
How was that?
>>61728657
kind of like breakfast
this thread goes so fast
VOLDEMORT KILLED MY PARENTS
>>61728602
did he encounter the dentist again?
blackberry making quite nice phones but I can't afford them
>>61728784
fuck off shill
>>61728784
how much is that
>>61728541
>Everyone lives the comfy NEET life
Fuck off wagie, that's a good thing
fucking sweaty arse rash again. feel like I spent a night in prison.
>>61728760
fuck off you spic nonce
>>61728784
I have a blackberry
its fine
wifi range is crap though
>>61728784
>physical keyboard
hello 2009!
>>61728820
£1000
>>61728670
Can't believe I had a crush on her when I was younger.
What a cunt.
>>61728784
fucking christ just buy a laptop at that point
>>61728841
sake
>>61728784
FOL
>>61728760
Andale andale arriba arriba
>>61728738
do you think i speak elvish?
>>61728866
the keyboard slides out runt
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