YOU CAN ONLY POST IN THIS THREAD OF YOUR COUNTRY HAS CONQUERED JUPITER
>>61725989
Didn't they do that shit like 50 years ago already?
The rocket engine is actually British made
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>>61726116
Partial Credit!
>>61726116
>muh rocket engine
Pathetic!
>>61726088
It was launched in 2011
>>61725989
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
i am a citizen of the world
pretty cool how they did it. America has the smartest scientists
>>61726336
I meant they've been sending probes to jupiter since the 70's
Making a satellite orbit is even easier
Not much of an achievement desu
>>61726371
That won't be a problem
They put the american flag and these things because they got their money from american politicians and they must make them happy. But in real life that mission is made thanks to cooperation between various countries and peoples and we have a kind of mutualistic space exploration programs, except maybe for China that goes on his way, even thought they also cooperate.
>>61725989
Did you put a flag on Jupiter?
>>61725989
>CONQUERED
America will never become a modern nation if the people won't get over their braindead tribalism.
Do you know remotely any fucking thing about the technology involved in this feat? Of course you don't; you're a dead shit lesser ape desperately trying to ride on the coat tails of the very select individuals who bucket the trend and did something else over 99.99% percent of the people living in your nation are capable of: making global news without involving firearms and dead students.
You haven't conquered shit, fatboy.
>>61726493
It was actually Russians who first used the gravity boost technique.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luna_3
>>61726860
Where's Australia's space program? Even Canada has Canadarm
>>61726563
>Mfw someone who doesn't even have a space program tries to criticize mines going to Jupiter
>>61726882
it's really cool. I can't even imagine the type of math they used in order to perform this "trick shot"
>>61726493
Russians you mean
I remember back during the London Olympics we landed that rover on Mars and 4chan went ape shit for 24 hours with American patriotism.
Now we have gays burning the flag on Facebook for media attention.
How far we have fallen is so few years.
>>61726882
The Rosetta mission was pretty impressive in that regard
>poised to unlock the planet's secrets
Are they surveying Jupiter for burgers and oil ?
>>61726906
>Where's Australia's space program?
We don't need it. Instead we have a huge monopoly on nuclear materials and a scientists are focus on quantum computing, of which will be of monumental importance over the next hundred years.
Anyway, why do you even care about space? Do you know anything about this significance of this mission?
>>61726956
t. arkady dmitriev
>>61726977
This is the kind of shit that blows my mind when I think how far humanity has come.
>>61726907
>ignorant shitpost
>check flag
No surprise here
>>61726907
>taking credit for something a team of international scientists did in your country of 300M
You could die tomorrow and nobody of those scientists would even bat an eye, you are irrelevant.
Its not your achievement, just like a team winning a cup doesnt mean you can show it as "We won". Its always "They won"
>>61727057
>implying France wouldn't just survey for baguettes
>>61727133
>He thinks his "Union" has more than a dew years left before it implodes.
Before long you'll have to pay for welfare checks to all those Muslims with your own money Louis.
Good job Nasa :^)
big whoop I can put a probe into orbit around Jool with manual retrograde burns basically by eye
>>61727253
>ESA = EU
>>61727179
>country of 300M
Better than refugees of 3 million
>>61727179
>Not rooting for the progression of humanity
America take me in pls :(
>>61727133
>butthurt criticism
>check flag
No suprise here
>America in charge of handling the banter
>>61727411
>>61727362
You're all refugees/immigrants m8
>>61727179
so you take no joy at all when German football team wins a World Cup for example?
>>61727379
>being suprised that a German is butthurt
After all those refugees, the average German is butthurt 24/7
>>61727124
I mean we've been mapping the stars and planets since like history began
I don't think it's that crazily far out in terms of scope
>>61727486
>comparing pilgrims to rapeugees
>>61727639
Our ancestors used to hit stones together to make tools and then there's is this.
And if you look at it from the other perspective; a group of people in a room sent a piece of machinery further away than one could possibly imagine, to a huge ball of gas floating in nothing. Not only did they send it that far, they calculated exactly when the gas ball and the machine would pass each other.
Don't get me started on fucking moon landings, man. This shit is eye opening and mind blowing.
>Meanwhile france still uses explosive decoupling.
>Big boy russia pulled another space pen on us.
Is the US memed as we are or did they copy the russians on that too?
>>61727838
Our ancestors used to map the stars with disturbing accuracy
Star charts were more corrects than land maps for a long time
I don't think it's that extreme in terms of getting something there
The big challenge with space travel was always the earth itself
>>61726860
You cuckstamps really make me cringe tb.h
>>61727977
space elevator when
>>61725989
Europe named it and seeded your lands, so all of your accomplishments are the fruits of our historical loins
>>61728085
>MUH
>>61728153
>WE
>>61728085
>polish intellectuals
>>61728177
>WUZ
>>61727253
What an embarrasing post, americans just vomit whatever crosses their fat heads when they don't have anything to say
>>61728392
Don't give them (You)'s spainbro
>>61726493
80% of the scientists at NASA are foreigners.
>>61726088
>>61726412
>>61726563
>>61726674
>>61726860
>>61727057
>>61727087
>>61727133
>>61727179
>>61727307
>>61727484
>>61727486
>>61728085
>All these butthurt eurofags
you'll never know the feel of triggering so many countries at once
>>61728085
>Polish intellectuals
>>61727379
Im pretty sure this kind of post is called "moving goalposts"
>>61728622
You'll never know how it feels to live in a country, with smart people, with culture, with good food, without terrible pollution.
>>61728622
all me
>>61728622
>australians
>eurofags
>>61728742
I'm pretty sure this kind of foreign policy is called "cultural suicide"
>>61728763
Why do you Euros go to such delusional lengths to convince yourself you're better than Americans?
>>61725989
I think google lied to me. Those look like white people in OP's photo.
>>61728763
You'll never know how it feels to not have unreasonably strict gun laws
>>61729114
>muh guns are more important than culture, actual food, and clean air
are you out of your fucking mind
>>61729114
Dont need guns ;^)
>>61729172
Yeah it's not like you have a shit load of terrorists brewing in rotterdam or anything.
>>61729162
Every country in the world proudly takes American culture up the ass daily.
Canada has no culture.
>>61729259
>America
>Culture
Pick one
>tfw whenever some american space achievement like this happens other cunts on /int/ invariably come along and shit on it
why? ;_;
>>61729330
if going bald before 28 and bending over for jamal can be considered culture, sure thing, geert van houten
>>61729259
we're talking about dutch culture, not canadian culture, you ignoramus
Props to op for this trigger shitfest, i salute you
>>61729013
if they don't add enough diversity there's just gonna be some 'gate' about google being racist
Why didn't moot make a thread like he did for mars curiosity
>>61728991
Insecurity and general ignorance about how the world actually works. Euros are no better than Americans when it comes to ego.
i'll conquer uranus tonight big boy ;)
>>61725989
>When the european space agency does landed that thing on a comet
>"What a wonderful achievement for the world isn't earth great"
>When NASA Does something
>"USA USA USA USA SUCK IT EUROPOORS"
u r gay ToBeHoNeSt
>>61730198
fucking hell like i butchered that coment probablt shouldn't drink and post haha.
>>61725989
>US sends a probe to jupiter
>everyone cheers
>euros land a bucket on a clump of dirt
>they get censured for misogyny
Euros are soft cunts. They're an embarrassment.
>>61730198
>"What a wonderful achievement for the world isn't earth great"
More like random EU nationalism out of nowhere desu
>Americans do something space related
>butthurt Old Worlders
Why? Aren't you the ones getting on our case about no science and education in America?
>>61726493
it's rocket science after all
>>61725989
You can't conquer God, silly ameridumb
>>61730302
We're Gods chosen people though.
>>61730268
Because posts like OPs Jamal.
>http://www.mbie.govt.nz/info-services/sectors-industries/space
>nz space agency
we are getting a space agency before australia lmao.
>>61730327
Ahahahahah
>>61730347
>French get to brag about their wine
>Germanns get to brag about their cars
>Dutch get to brag about their cheese
>Americans brag about space and its a crime
Why?
>MUH MUH JUPITER
fuck i cant wait for all this new jupiter technologies to change the world
>>61730369
Hol up hol up. Doesn't Australia have a higher population, more money, and bigger worker pool?
lmao Kiwis confirmed to be better than Aussies
>>61730431
>Dude, Fleming, like why are you wasting time and money playing around with miss all day? Don't you think that's a waste of time I mean come on.
When the US discovers the Neptune sized planet beyond Pluto we'll give it a proper Greco-Roman name.
If brits discovered it they'd name it Mohammed or something. Leave space to us.
>>61730635
>implying you wont name it trayvon in honour of muh brave skittles hero
nice try america
>>61730736
>implying the Brits won't bring curry to space
>>61726493
could we do that with people in it?
>>61730347
I thought Germans were supposed to have a decent grasp on English, herr Martin Druschberg
>>61729871
Trust me m8, there's no better feeling in the world
>>61729162
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
Come talk to me when you don't have a shit-tier flag
>>61729871
Thanks Austria san
>>61730415
They get triggered when they realize how inferior their achievements are to ours
>>61731673
That's so sad. Well we like Euros anyway, even if they don't make any noticeable contributions to the advancement of humanities place in the heavens
>>61726699
You cant, its a gas giant
>>61726976
Nevar 4get
>>61731959
The moon [X]
Mars [X]
Jupiter [X]
Jesus are the other countries even trying?
>>61732030
You forgot Pluto
>>61732045
Even more embarrassing for the yuros
>>61726906
They don't need one, all they need to do is unbuckle their ground harness and bam they're on the way to the sun
>they think planets exist
>>61725989
>tfw the EUROPEAN-MADE Huygens probe remains the most distant landing of any human-made craft (Titan)
>2016
>not having a probe on a saturn's moon
>United Solar System of America
>>61732274
>implying the jews at google won't own space
Isn't NASA predominantly international anyway?
>>61730280
I'll give you that one, leaf
>>61732446
Nope. American
>>61732446
>national aeronautics and space administration
Do you know what national stands for, britbong?
>>61732446
80% of foreign scientists/engineers
>>61732446
The only certain american thing is the money, and not even that much because americans hate the space program, which is why missions are all shared.
>>61732446
you can't even work there if you aren't a US citizen, with very rare exceptions
they do however collaborate frequently with ESA, CSA, and JAXA, as well as with Roscosmos on the ISS, in addition to many other space agencies other than CNSA who they do not collaborate with at all
>>61732446
>>61732605
>>61732681
extremely wrong
>all this yuropoor butthurt
wew
>>61732871
We're reaching levels of butthurt that shouldn't even be possible
>>61732870
Just to say, in this AMERICA STRONK mission there are 2 italian sensors, not even ESA, but stright from ASI.
But it's normal, the exchange in space sector is high, extremly high, because they understood that trying to discover the fire twice, thrice, or more is asinine.
Only people who doesn't understand are americans on this site.
>>61732988
>>61732871
>implying anybody is butthurt
we're all enjoying humanity exploring space and expanding our knowledge of the universe
>>61733126
>humanity
americans
>>61733036
no i understand collaboration is a thing and quite popular in space agencies
its just that saying >>61732681 is wrong.
>>61728562
Are you autistic? You need a US citizenship to be in NASA
The exploration of every planet in the solar system was a mission given to NASA in the 1960s.
I think it's pretty cool that they've kept at it and completed it.
>>61732446
That would not be legally possible.
It's hard to work directly for NASA if you're not American. For a bunch of reasons , including security clearance and ITAR treaty stuff.
It's why for a long time until very recently, UK astronauts would become US Citizens, just so they could officially be employed by the US Federal government.
>>61730231
>land
It crashed
>>61733323
What part don't you like? The american hate NASA? But it's true, NASA is among the first in line when you need cuts, is used as an example of a relic of the past because cold war ended and, to add the mockery to this show, a good chunk of it's budget is used for dual-purpose satellites and constellations so NORAD can save money, because apparently your military hasn't enough, and is done in plain view because civilian-military satellites are the norm these days, even if militaries are the main users.
Just when mission go right people remember to be happy to have a good space program.
>>61732605
Where do yuropoors come up with these bogus stats
>>61733800
The same drawer they keep the quran in
>>61725989
Is there a Canadarm on it?
>>61728622
Come back when you yourself launch a satellite and not some people who happen to work in the same country you were born in.
Right now I could be going "muh Nairo Quintana beat ur country 420 times lolol" but I'm not an insecure retard who uses other's accomplishments to get a sense of false superiority over Internet strangers.
is the policy of NASA to hire U.S. citizens as civil servants. There have been exceptions to this rule, however only in rare instances. For more information regarding this policy, please visit: https://help.usajobs.gov/index.php/Employment_of_Non-citizens.
An area of possible employment for foreign nationals exists with NASA's International Space Partners (ISP). NASA has ISP from all over the world and has collaborated with the European Space Agency on endeavors ranging from foreign investigators flying experiments on the space shuttle to foreign sponsored missions to the upcoming Space Station. These types of vacancies may be found by visiting: http://www.esa.int/SPECIALS/Careers_at_ESA/index.html.
this is america's birthday present to the world (albeit a day late)
>>61733958
what's the matter Juan, cocaine shipment come in late today?
>>61733677
Americans do not hate NASA, even if spending for it gets cut a lot, just because we cut spending for something doesn't mean we hate it.
It still gets a higher budget than any other space agency, 18 billion USD compared to the next two at nearly 6 billion USD (Roscosmos and ESA). And a lot of the reason for those cuts are because our private spaceflight industries are advancing so we don't need to wholely rely on a government program just so America can work on space some more.
what a great International thread
