I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
>>61699979
Let the cuck world burn
>>61699979
IT STARTS WITH A SIDE SWITCH
>>61699979
Hey mate
We will suceed next time
>>61700181
>g-guys we must prevent germany from taking over europe!
>end up defeating germany
>russia takes one half of europe afterwards and the US takes the other half
woah so this is the power of the good guys
>>61700181
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/11420627/German-army-used-broomsticks-instead-of-guns-during-training.html
terrifying
>>61700219
>implying there's anything wrong with being a Us colony
Ameriburgers are based.
>>61700259
>>61700259
>not seeing the irony
>>61700219
> nationalism is bad guys
> commies are forcing people to work in gulags for the glorious ussr
> americans are getting ultra patriot
Guys germans are totaly bad and different
>>61700273
t. literally gambled away its entire empire despite winning every war
>>61699979
>I TRIED SO HARD
>AND GOT SO FAR
Fucking traitor! Literally fucked us over in the end, you have no right to speak like that!
>>61700314
Make Austria German again
>>61700300
>Still speaks english
>>61700331
umm excuse me sweetie but I speak english due to American cultural hegemony
What even is the united kingdom
>>61700350
Soon only one kingdom
>>61700350
I think the united kingdom is the place which destroyed your Reich 3 times in a row. kek, dumb Germans.
>>61700444
Because british troops were in Berlin riiiiiight
>>61700328
Is this German nationalism dangerously on the rise?
>>61700523
Not really, most of >us fucked off to the Midwest already.
>tfw spent some time in Wisconsin
>tfw it was literally little Germany
Ameribros are pretty based desu. More so than other continentals.
>>61700559
I don't want that nationalism rises and I am also not full german but I think germany would be stronger with autocracy and National socialism
>>61700559
Midwest is comfy af senpai.
Germany was pretty nice too but the neighbors are not so nice...
>>61700690
Are you from the midwest?
Meh our neighbors aren't that bad. The Poles start rioting every now and then but we have them under control.
France is great, so is Austria, Denmark and the Czech Rep.
>>61700328
We'll invite Bavaria to join us and take over Hungary and parts of the Czech republic again, as it should be. Prussia can go to hell for all I care.
>>61700714
Yea, near Chicago. It used to have a huge German section, that's died down a bit but still some good german bars and restaurants.
>>61700735
I'm from Bavaria and I sure would welcome that decision. Prussians are scum
>>61700778
Saupreissn ausse!
>>61700714
>tfw so irrelevant that Germany forgets you're his neighbour.
>>61700828
Hast recht
>>61700844
Dude, weed, lmao!
>>61700844
The NEtherlands hate us though.
>>61700868
Do they? I think everybody hates us
>>61700868
That's just banter, mate
>>61700995
Germans are the americans of Europe, you can't banter with them, they'll take it seriously.
>>61701059
REMOVE THIS
>>61701059
Delete