https://twitter.com/NASA/status/750176081987014657
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BREAKING: OBAMA ANNOUNCES AMERICA'S PLAN TO COLONIZE SOLAR SYSTEM'S FATTEST PLANET
I like how they named it Juno because it's keeping an eye on Jupiter.
Why are Americans so friggin smart?
>be american
>colonize the fattest planet
>>61696438
>be canadian
>colonize nothing
>The Mars Climate Orbiter (formerly the Mars Surveyor '98 Orbiter) was a 338-kilogram (745 lb) robotic space probe launched by NASA on December 11, 1998 to study the Martian climate, Martian atmosphere, and surface changes and to act as the communications relay in the Mars Surveyor '98 program for Mars Polar Lander. However, on September 23, 1999, communication with the spacecraft was lost as the spacecraft went into orbital insertion, due to ground-based computer software which produced output in non-SI units of pound-seconds (lbf s) instead of the SI units of newton-seconds (N s) specified in the contract between NASA and Lockheed. The spacecraft encountered Mars on a trajectory that brought it too close to the planet, causing it to pass through the upper atmosphere and disintegrate.
USA USA USA
>>61696438
But Jupiter's fatness is what keeps us safe from dangerous meteorites, right?
>>61696470
I colonized your mom's ovaries with my semen.
>>61696498
poland cannot into space :DDDDDD
>>61696498
Hahahahaaahaa
>>61696498
>meanwhile, at the polish space agency
>>61695668
Glad to see americans' tax money are going towards something useful.
/sarcasm
I guess this will need to be updated
>>61697874
Can someone make one of these but for Jupiter or Pluto?
Our Solar Empire needs more flags.
>>61698128
u didn't even plant a flag, you're just taking pictures...
inb4 they spend the next 50 years trying to figure out a way to stick a miniature flag on it.
>>61697753
meanwhile romanian tax money is going directly to fuck all besides the pockets of their politicians
lmoa
>Earth
>Moon
>Mars
>Jupiter
>That one comet
Are yuropoors even trying?
>>61698410
>you didn't plant a flag
>on jupiter
hmmm
>>61698445
if there's one thing americans can do it's innovate
>>61698410
why isn't the canadian space program taking pictures?
>>61697753
And how is Romania's space program doing?
it's happening
>>61698507
>>61698487
stfu fags we have an arm
JUNO BTFO
>>61696510
It also flings shit at earth as much as it deflects away.
Pray to kek with me that lord Jupiter will send an asteroid to Mecca, amin.
Why do Americans act like space research is a competition, when there are only 3-4 countries actually trying?
Most of these advanced missions have collaborators from around the world anyway.
>>61698995
Cry harder
>>61698734
you're right, at least you actually have a space agency unlike Australia.
