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Freedom Day Edition
first for anime
whatever happened to the second season of AoT
I MOVED ON BUT I WASN'T READY PLS HELP
chipped my fucking tooth today, lad
>>61694400
This is the music from my land senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFuHi2kK5D0
happy birthday america
>>61694491
Turn it off and back on again
>>61694495
does it hurt
Freedom
barely talked to the cute girl at this party desu
>>61694503
thanks australia
Rust belt keep on rusting
>>61694511
no, but I'm also drunk as fuck
>>61694487
won't happen because lack of shekels
If you're not getting drunk with /cum/ tonight to celebrate burger day you should have your /cum/ card revoked
>>61694416
>mexi-chan ur dum
hey don't call me that meanie
cana-chan
What the fuck is wrong with Americans?
http://i.4cdn.org/int/1467687335788.jpg
Keep in mind these are the exact people who will unironically tell you "juss b urself bro".
if your getting drunk tonight and not american your just an alcoholic
So do we disclude the Caribbean SOLELY to have a thread called cum?
>>61694536
>Canadians havent evolved to the ultimate level of fashion
step up your game, everyone here in Mexico dresses up like that too now
>>61694536
>not saving the picture and posting it
What's /cum/ drinking tonight?
>>61694555
Of course.
>>61694552
haha dude so clever
kys attention seeking cunt
>>61694535
>posting baby
>>61694536
>tfw no /cum/ frat party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Otxtic89zo4
>>61694555
Puerto Rico should be included too
>>61694571
Blue moon :/
>>61694555
thats a good point
drop canada and replace them with the carribean
>>61694532
Have to wake up at 5 for work otherwise I would
>>61694581
dude...... fucking rude........ what... the... fuck?
>>61694571
Steel reserve
whats that game
>>61694532
I don't drink though. I just DUDE WEED LMOA
>>61694555
yes actually
>>61694613
Elder Scrolls Online Tbh
>>61694613
>Steel reserve
nig?
>>61694614
Drink and smoke and clog your arteries, anon. It's the American way.
Finally watching Dagashi Kashi, lads
Somebody reported my post in the last thread for being nsfw when it was sfw
>>61694650
its boring and the characters carry most of the show
>>61694640
have you seen my city flag? its the cheapest and strongest they have around here
i only smoke when i drink and hanging out with friends
>>61694656
That sucks bro
>>61694650
Have a nice fap bud
>>61694656
are you ban evading to post this?
>>61694656
was it the post of the "guy" with big tits?
>>61694686
No it was a 15 minute warning
>>61694670
Steel Reserve smells pretty good but the taste is generic as fuck
My dad gets it all the time because he's too cheap to get anything better quality (and if he does get something else it's usually Bud Light or fucking Kirkland)
Think real tripfaggots should do themselves a favor and hang themselves.
smoking is bad for you. same as drinking.
>>61694670
Most city flags are garbage, mine included.
>>61694687
Yeah
Since when is it against the rules to post guys without shirts
I guess it was my fault for posting him bottomless as well
>>61694709
>Kirkland
That shite offbrand makes beer?
>>61694707
good
means the janny was being autistic and his ban didnt get approved
>>61694711
no need to be a dick
>>61694583
>not reproducing and not getting married
>bad
>tfw itchy palate
>>61694707
better shitpost while you can lad
the big bad janny is coming for you
the noise outside is incessant
>>61694707
Probably gonna get banned for it later tonight lad
I got a 15 minute warning for dubsposting one night then when I woke up and tried to post I found out I was banned for 2 fucking days
I'm pretty sure that violates one of the amendments of the constitution YOU FUCKING COMMUNISTS
Enjoy posting while you can lad
4th of julie review anno domini 2016
pros:
comfy weather (until rain)
charcoal
meats
marinade
creedence clearwater revival
beer
friends
sarsaparilla
cons:
rain
verdict:
strong 6
Kill yourself if you post vaping or fedora pictures.
>>61694738
They sure do.
Kirkland makes fucking everything.
>>61694752
>remember the 14 words! 88 white pride
>>61694776
6/10
deport yourselves
>>61694802
rude
>>61694755
nice double
hope you don't get banned
>>61694776
eewww
girls are icky
>>61694532
I second Canuck bro I'm drinking viva le /cum/!!!
>>61694776
1776/10
>>61694766
>creedence clearwater revival
unamerican
>>61694536
>Keep in mind these are the exact people who will unironically tell you "juss b urself bro".
Idiot, that's what girls tell you. If a guy tells you this, he's gay or stupid.
>>61694776
>>61694776
good way to go. See you in a bit, friend
>move to a new city for work
>don't know anyone outside of work
>it's the fourth of july
>it's my fucking birthday
>have spent all my free time by myself
>get pretty loaded
>drive to a place recommend by a coworker to watch the fireworks
>cops show up
>get fucking popped for being drunk
I should never have left my fucking house
At least I didn't go to jail, I guess
>>61694813
>not giving them your cummies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxVDnpsGTZY
>cant rest arm properly on computer because roadrash when I slipped while turning on a wet sewer lid
this is suffering
did literally nothing to celebrate the 4th
>>61694829
Yeah, girls are the ones who tell you "b urself"
Guys are the ones who tell you "fake it 'til you make it" AKA be anyone BUT yourself
>>61694862
public intox?
>Prostate is throbbing like crazy
There's going to be a storm tomorrow
>>61694586
damn.... that's actually pretty good
>>61694862
Shitty senpai, sorry to hear. Pretty much same boat for me, minus the birthday part. And the police part
>>61694891
No formal charge, nothing on my record
>they said
Essentially I blew way over the limit but they more or less let is slide because I'm white and I wasn't driving at the time they nabbed me
>>61694916
Worst birthday ever honestly, fuck being 26
How do I become an erotic empowerment coach?
https://twitter.com/MsMarikoPassion/status/380215620307931136
>>61694949
>26
come on you're still young
>>61694965
I realize that 26 isn't that old in the grand scheme of things but on a peruvian basket weaving forum I feel fucking ancient, not to mention the fact that all my friends are getting married and having kids and shit
got a bottle of evan williams because it was only $20 for a 1.75 L
its quite bad
>>61694532
Working right now
guys I'm having to finger my ass with vegetable oil while I'm shitting because the turd is so big and dry it won't come out
how's your 4th going
>>61694991
Just think of it like this they'll also be getting divorced sooner haha bada bing
>>61694991
>tfw also 26
there's fucking stickers on twitter now when did this happen
>>61694555
any attempt to make any thread other than /cum/ is hotpocketed
>>61694991
>not to mention the fact that all my friends are getting married and having kids and shit
be glad you dont have kids
>>61694991
>>61695027
you lost grandpa?
That's nothing, I'm 28 and haven't had sex!
>>61694991
>but on a peruvian basket weaving forum I feel fucking ancient
come on, im 22. Everyone here is in his 20s
Go to clubs or something,
>>61695045
are you starting to study your spellbook?
I'll always have your back, we'll live like this forever
>>61695066
>he wants to live forever
I'm having a baby boy in 2 weeks from now. My gf wants to circumcize him but I do not.
I'm cut, but I think it's my kids right to decide for his own body.
Help me /cum/ what do I do ?
>>61694991
>tfw turning 24 next week
i dont like it
[spoiler]havent finished college yet, 3 more semesters[/spoiler]
>>61695111
Castrate him and give him hormones.
>>61695063
You bet!
>>61695111
>having a baby boy
>gf
get yourself to a church you sinner
>>61695111
>Mutilating your son
Dont do it , there is literally no reason for it unless you live in the desert
>>61695024
Some of the people I went to high school with are legit family men now which is weird
>>61695027
I feel you mec
>>61695041
I am, I can barely take care of myself, fuck I'm out here getting picked up by the cops
>>61695048
Fuck clubs, give me a dive bar any day
>>61695116
It doesn't get any better unless you make yourself better really, but I haven't been able to do that yet
>>61695111
Let your damn child decide if he wants it or not
>>61695146
We are atheists.
>>61695111
Dont fucking do it or you're a kike puppet, like your gf
>>61695111
Take a stand because choice is important. He can circumsize when he wants to. Even if she's fanatically religious, you can still get her to understand that his religious choice is only meaningful if it IS a choice.
>>61695108
i'll always have your back, it's ok cana-chan
>>61695147
We live in Nevada kek
>>61695176
im not cana-chan damnit
>>61695185
how often do you go INTO the desert and how much time do you spend without taking a bath?
>>61695023
I'll probably shit blood for the next week from all the meat I consumed today.
>>61695162
Why does she want to circumcize him then? Completely unnecessary.
can i express rude feelings agains the united states and its population?
>>61695150
>It doesn't get any better unless you make yourself better really, but I haven't been able to do that yet
well put. you remind me of myself
>>61695218
Yes.
>>61695166
>Sorry hun, we can't do this. We can't become kike puppets
>get home from work at ten
>me and gf have no friends to party with
Every time I heard people clap after a firework all I could think about was /int/ and /sp/ memes
this place has ruined me
>>61695162
all the more reason
think of the child being born out of wedlock
jk don't get the fucker circumcized. He can decide himself. I amazingly live in the south and am uncut, and I'm certainly glad to have mine.
If he doesn't like it, he can have it cut off himself when he's old enough to decide.
>>61695218
we /nice guys/ now
>>61695111
do it yourself
with your teeth
>>61695203
not him but i get into your mom pretty often and bathe her in my cum
>>61695218
It's a free country
>>61695233
Your girlfriend already is, dont join her you shitsack
>>61695198
but ur cute hehe
>>61695203
We live in the middle of the fucking desert, so everyday. But I personally take a shower every morning and every evening too.
>>61695210
"Culture", "tradition"
>Just had run out of a fireworks show because of a shooting
MURICA!!!
>>61695218
yes but no one will care because you're a spic
>>61695218
Let it all out, we can take it
>>61695227
You should probably start by not tripfaging on a nepalese iron working messageboard
>>61695273
my cities firework show ended early because a firework blew up in the faces of all the lighters
>>61695233
How about it's completely unnecessary genital mutilation and will make your kids sex life less enjoyable.
>>61695218
Not today, it's freedom day
Wait 3 more hours or so
>>61695289
>>61695270
Literally the only reason to be cut was because kikes and kebabs couldnt take a bath daily, and not having foreskin made it less likely to contract infections and shit.
if you can trust the fact he will take a bath and will take proper care of his pee pee, let him have the extra skin
>price of oil is starting to fall again
h-hi big strong americans and spanish bastardos and FUCKING LEAFERS hehe
Writing programs lads
>>61695339
hi new zealand how are you
>>61695301
dey ok?
>>61695233
>americans seriously believe circumcision is normal
>>61695339
makes me laugh every time
>>61695339
not really as funny when you post it 10 times a day
Can I get a few (You)s for my birthday boys? I'm the guy who was dealing with the cops, tell me to fuck off or whatever
guys I'm farting vegetable oil now this day can't get any better
>>61695368
*sighs* fine...
>>61695368
happy birthday bro
>>61695368
fuck off or whatever
>>61694532
>>61694571
I'm already pretty drunk, but I'll mix a jack and pepper for /cum/.
>>61695368
if you don't want to feel bad go to the gym
>>61695368
happy birthday, lad.
>>61695382
>>61695390
>>61695395
thanks lads, it's sad that i honestly appreciate it
brehs. . .
>>61695429
dude...
>>61695429
dude.....
>>61695429
just called the cops
your done fucko
>>61695454
but anon, weed in canada.....
sleepy desu lads
>>61695429
Inject it faggot
>>61695368
Happy Birthday!
hey my friends
>>61695464
is still illegal
>>61695425
(you)s are always a good feeling, fuccboi
>>61695507
hello
>>61695507
German friend mmmhhhmm
>>61695534
hi!
>>61695551
mmmmhhhhmm?
>>61695555
>tfw someone posts your OC
>>61695368
Happy birthday famalam
°°
â–¼
>>61695514
whu?
when is it legal?
gtfo you weirdo nazi foot fetishist
>>61695575
I modified it by switching IV and V's places.
>>61695585
whenever weed man decrees it legal, its in the works but still illegal
>>61695585
it's already de facto decriminalized anyway like most 1st world western countries. Literally nobody gives a shit, you just cant buy it like booze yet.
Wew lads
so I liked on of those ex related posts that this girl who added me made on memebook
but what do I do now? I feel so autistic trying to make an actual public comment
>>61695507
Sup senpai
>weed decriminalized
wtf?
DELET THIS
>>61695631
Gross
>>61695619
linking myself to that post
>>>/tv/71648306
>>61695650
Kek
>when you realize your 3 favorite boards are all full of the same good lads
Comfy af
>>61695650
congratulations
>>61695650
Wena nido
>>61695688
feels good lad
>>61695692
thanks :)
could you imagine going to space
just think about how surreal that would be
>10pm
>still have 10 beers to drink
>they're warm
wow lads
>>61695788
Imagine fucking in zero gravity.
>>61695555
>tfw you actually did masturbate into a condom during a low point in your life
>>61695819
imagine cumming in zero gravity
>>61695814
dip some paper towels in water, sprinkle salt on them, wrap it around the beers and stick them in the freezer for 2-3 minutes
>>61695827
>>61695819
imagine shitposting in zero gravity
>>61695819
http://space.about.com/od/frequentlyaskedquestions/a/Is-Sex-In-Space-Possible.htm
>>61695819
>>61695827
imagine posting on 4chan in space
>your argument is invalid because i'm in space and you're not
>>61695819
imagine fucking in one gravity
>>61695819
imagine smoking DUDE LMAO WEED in zero gravity
desu getting high in space would be fucking nuts
>>61695827
>muscle contraction doesn't work properly due low gravity atrophy
>Your seed cannot achieve escape velocity
>end up with cum floating inside your dick
>have to get qt twink astronaut buddy to suck it out so you don't get an infection
>>61695821
>tfw enjoy mastubating into condoms because you can blow your load and not care about overshooting the kleenex
>>61695821
>>61695885
I've never heard of jerking it in a condom. Why is it discouraged? Is it like an /r9k/ meme?
>>61695915
Nah not a fan
>>61695949
I'm uncut so it doesn't matter either way
>not having a cum rag next to your bed.
wew lads
>>61695915
hmmm
Show me your 4th of July celebrations please
>>61695974
>Your cum rag isnt your bed
wew lad
>>61695911
Only did it for a couple months when I started antidepressants that fucked with sensation in muh dick so I wouldn't have grills giggle at me and call me a faggot when we hooked up.
It's a necessary evil, but does help with erectile shit if you don't like condoms, trick is not to use porn to get off.
>>61695974
disgusting
>not just using tissues and throwing them away once done like literally every normal person
>>61695949
>>61695997
>>61696032
not 1am fuckos
>>61695879
>cum in space shuttle
>shuttle explodes during ftl travel
>cum floats through space
>alien civilization finds cum
>????
>>61696044
It's 1am somewhere :^)
>>61696051
>alien civilization finds cum
would they shitpost here?
>>61696061
not anywhere important
>>61696067
o-of course not
no aliens here hehe
>>61696067
mexicans fill the alien quota
>>61695555
What if your favorite movie is the sixth?
.
>>61695985
:^(
>>61696051
>They make the mistake of cloning a n33t ginger human en masse to make an Ayyassic Park
>Descendents of my seed get out of control, break out, and singlehandedly destroy an entire civilization
imagine having qt american gf
;_;
>tfw so weak you get sore by trying to flex your muscles
lol!
>>61696160
imagine having qt canadian gf
;_;
>>61696169
look i appreciate the crab and all but we have a rule around here
no anime until 1am est
>>61696160
The breakups aren't worth it tbqh.
Ima grip
and sip
nigga!
>>61696160
>>61696179
Imagine having qt 2d gf
>>61696188
it's a shit show anyway
>>61696188
This. It's been an unspoken rule since /cum/ began, though babbyposting is acceptable ofc
>>61696160
I have qt belaruse gf, I couldn't care less about some heinz 57 mutt
>>61694451
I wish it was freedom day but I live in California.
*stares at u in disbelief *
>>61696215
no it hasn't lmao
it's been a rule since like a week ago when i made it one
calling the cops. Someone is STILL launching fireworks
Tfw keep getting hit on at work
Who /handsome/ here
>>61696208
it's ok imo, but i only really watch it for shinobu
Do you prefer cumming in tissue or paper towels?
>>61696250
socks desu
>>61696250
I just cum in my pants
>>61696229
Faggot
>>61696222
*farts internally*
>>61696250
your mom
>no one shows me their 4th of July celebrations
Fuck you /cum/
You don't deserve me
>>61696117
You're alright. V is overrated garbage.
>>61696236
Apparently me. I keep getting hit on by non-white girls exclusively.
>>61695997
>>61696169
>>61696205
>>61696233
fuck off cuck
>>61696263
ffs cunt PLEASE refrain from anime posting until 1am est
>>61696287
Lucky cunt
>>61696279
earlier pic
been just walking around my hood watching fireworks and drinking
>>61696279
Literally just got home from a bbq and didn't take any pics. Sorry <3
Hey burgers happy late 4th of July
I hope you enjoyed it :) I wore my America t-shirt today to celebrate
>>61696294
alright i'm done with you
if you're going to stay at least follow that one rule
>>61696236
Am I, senpai?
>>61694571
Lagunitas, not the best but this 6 was only 7 bucks
>>61696287
Same desu, its disgusting
>>61696316
thanks mexico, you're my favorite latin american country
>>61696293
i got banned last time cause the janny actually fucking enforced your faggot rule
fuck you
>>61696293
It's less than 30 mins away. Just let it slide.
>>61696316
Thanks y-you too
>>61696297
Yeah that's literally me except I'm drinking slivovitz and randomly firing my revolver
>>61696307
It's okay, bbq is true Americanism and I'm proud of you for celebrating like a true American
>working a job where you can get hit on daily
what's retail like desu lol OMG I HATE MYSELF WHY DON'T GIRLS LIKE ME?
>>61695877
Bro, you are in space man
>>61696322
get your beard in order and take the photo at a better angle and you'd be a solid 7/10
>>61696316
Thanks mehico
I love your food
>>61696343
haha serves you right cunt
>>61696350
no
>>61696247
I dropped it a few episodes into nisemonogatari. The chemistry is really irritating and the paranormal stuff is bad writing.
>>61696371
Memes are ruining the world
You keep posting about this so I assume you need attention or something from a man but here you go. Anyway I get hit on by girls often but I'm way too picky cause I've been watching porno since I was 12, shit fucked me up for real
>>61696413
TRY AND STOP US
>>61696441
you just wait
>>61696398
dude
BRO
>>61696401
aw, thanks bae <3
>Tfw literally was not in my senior yearbook
>>61696428
>You keep posting about this
what? the retail thing? honestly lost desu
lad, anyone that's not a troll gets hit only regularly.We live in a sexual society. It's the only aspies like you who never get hit on that have to mark upon the fact
>>61696441
post more lolis
>>61696419
yeah nise was a hot pile of garbage
bake and owari were really the only "good" seasons imo, 2nd season was alright but only because of the shinobu arc
i would've dropped it a long time ago if not for shinobu
also fuck off not 1am
>>61696441
don't worry i'm in a call with the janny right now and let me just say he is not a happy camper
hopefully everyone had a safe holiday
what habbens when america votes in reptillian jew female????!
>>61696476
gotta wait 15 mins
>>61696505
nothing really changes
>>61696505
literally nothing
>>61696505
Nothing
America will stagnate for another 4 years
>>61696500
anime before 1am AND a reddit filename?
who would've guessed
tindering with a girl right now
she tells me she lives down the block from me
am i about to get laid?
>>61696527
Possibly.
>>61696527
you boutta get robbed nigga
>>61696489
It's 1 AM in Labrador, which is in Canadia and therefore part of /cum/
>>61696527
Sorry dude, that's just me.
drunk :3
>>61696563
getting there desu
>>61696549
haha but not est now is it, cunt? give it a fucking rest for 10 more minutes
>>61696555
not even going to check your trips
>>61696462
np boo <3
stoned :3
>>61696570
try harder
>>61696541
trying to see what I can do here papi
>>61696562
at least come over with a tuck
>>61696577
degenerate
>>61696579
but i'm so bloated from this beer :(
Should i fap to 2D or 3D tonight
Already fapped to 3D this morning but no harm doing it again
>>61696563
Me too, Happy Independency Day
>>61696574
I want you to finger my butthole senpai
>>61696602
There are Americans who are starving for beer, you finish them NOW young man
I want to be cucked
Worst country ever.
>>61694512
I get it. The image is completely and obviously fake and manipulated as is our freedom. Also, no one comments on how this the case either, just as no one commented on this post. Great image symbolism.
