Someone wish me happy birthday edition
>>61690396
happy birthday
happy birthday kankerfriend
Happy 4th of July lads
>>61690396
Happy birthday!
t. d*tch
>>61690396
Happy birthday Netherlands friend
I'm going to OBX in a week. Someone from North Carolina give me recommendations on what to do.
>>61690469
el peruANO, etc.
>>61690406
t. butthurt nigger
>>61690396
>Someone wish me happy birthday
I just did that last thread
Happy Birthday, but don't you dare make another /cum/, Bjorn.
Why does he trigger the jannies
>>61690396
Hey Yanks.
If we kill Donald trump right now you really couldn't do anything about it right??
After all he's still just a man.
>>61690460
dont get pulled over bud
happy 4th!
Happy birthday bud
>>61690537
>Vape
>Blaze
Pick one andonly onr motherfuck
>>61690276
>>61690453
>>61690455
>>61690459
>>61690460
>>61690486
>>61690504
>>61690524
>>61690567
Thanks. You're all too kind
>>61690559
Why would you want the lad dead anyway?
>>61690601
fuck off
>>61690601
Happy birthday from Finland! Come to Helsinki and I'll buy you a beer.
What's the most american company? Ford? John Deere?
>>61690622
Except for you I guess
>>61690559
>man
>implying
>>61690629
McDonald's?
>>61690629
Lockheed Martin
IBM
General Electric
>>61690629
Those plus Coca Cola or Texaco
>>61690565
Haha not drinking it now man, I just came from the liquor store and wanted to show off what I'll be drinking tonight to celebrate
>>61690601
Happy birthday.
Still no era
>>61690692
nothing funner than drinking and driving to BE honest
>>61690658
>fuck babymen XD
>why cant I get dates?
>>61690711
Well I've driven quite shitfaced a few times and it was not bad
For some reason I became totally clearheaded and alert as soon as I got behind the wheel
Still, don't want to risk a dui with all the cops here
>>61690396
happy birthday
>>61690843
:3
>>61690703
:3
>>61690627
Thanks :D
>>61691049
happy birthday ermac
>>61690396
Happy Birthday :3
>>61690396
Happy Birthday!
>>61691004
Should've posted this guy
Maybe later when I'm craving a burger
For now I'm just gonna take shots, eat bastirma, play spooky games and talk to my friends from the old country
Why is /cum/ so dead today?
Could it be that Americans are unironically going outside on the fourth of July?
cat is hiding from the fireworks under the couch :(
>>61690396
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooppy birthday!
>>61691337
East coast fireworks will be starting soon
>>61691337
not that many Canadians around, either
>>61691337
Shit OP.
>>61691388
tru
>>61691337
Many people do. Fireworks displays and (in my city) free concerts.
I haven't been posting over the past hour because I'm trying to learn Spanish, but am failing.
>>61690396
Happy birthday friend
>>61691403
>I'm trying to learn Spanish,
http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/love/#6
>>61691403
>learning Spanish on murrica day
>>61691403
>tfw parents are spanish so I know the gist of the language but never really learned how to speak
I really should teach myself how to speak it
Press f to pray for puppers the mutt. He hates the fireworks
Tfw sometimes you delete your own posts because it feels good for some reason
>>61691495
Why the hell did he kill his own fucking uncle I don't get it
>>61691504
That's a doggo, not a pupper.
Learn the difference.
>>61691504
Oh nice he's got the same coat as my dog only a little lighter brown
>>61691481
no need, you already speak in lingua franca. If I were you and I reaaally wanted to learn a language, I'd just pick a pretty one, like french
>>61691447
What should I be learning then!?
>>61691532
His uncle was smuggling bibles, if I recall correctly
Any website where I can download obscure movies? There's a Mexican movie that came out this year I want to watch, but I can't find a torrent link anywhere.
>>61691617
projectfreetv?
>>61690489
Drink beer
>>61691472
I literally can't read this. I know it's been a few years since I've done any heavy reading, but after reading all these words I can extract no idea, concept, or meaning from them
How do you keep lab goggles from fogging up lads? They start getting cloudy right after I put then on
I just got some portuguese and brazilian guys to fight each other at luso by making a random spelling mistake lmao
>>61691586
Learning Spanish will certainly make you lose IQ points
Any other language that isn't Spanish won't do that
>>61691717
Turn up the thermostat?
>>61691707
I saw leftover crack once
The signer pissed in a bottle and got a girl to drink it on stage
>>61690396
It's my birthday tomorrow and I'm having 7 of my friends come by to eat and drink. Gonna be fun, love showing off my cooking.
>>61691586
French is for faggots
Spanish will make you want to kill yourself as you'll never learn it properly
Italian and portuguese and basically spanish.
So you might want to learn chinese or some shit
>>61691743
I don't think the ENS department would like that
Tfw music is so loud I can't hear the fireworks. feels good
do you know my brother has a little daughter that is 2 years old today
he won't let me see her since ive been a mess with alcohol for nearly a decade
but for her past two birthdays i bought her some cute baby toys
i want to be able to give them to her one day
>>61691793
why was this post deleted
>>61691805
chinese is dreadful, but somewhat useful for when they take over
Jap is ok-ish and so is German. Still like French the best though
>>61691859
I Started fapping to traps when i learnt french
shit makes you gay, 0/10 wouldnt reccomend
>>61690396
Happy birthday, you bosneger :3
>>61691513
>Tfw sometimes you delete your own posts because it feels good for some reason
>>61691853
Maybe hes having fun?
>>61691504
I found the guy who's setting off the fire works. He's right around the corner. What should I do?
>>61691513
i do the same thing but to false flag
fuck the janny desu, he deserves to be hated
>>61691853
I don''t want any evidence.
>>61691845
You will /:
>>61691894
liking feminine penis is normal and 100% not gay
What if most /cum/ posters got banned because of vapeman?
>>61692030
i have been on multiple occasions
just got back today actually haha
>>61692030
/int/ would be marginally improved
>>61692060
Damn, same here
I'm in DC. Pretty drunk sitting at this closed cafe not too far from my apartment waiting for the fireworks to start. Alone of course. Same as last year. Happy 4th of July lads.
>>61692060
Why do they hate the vapeman
I just don't get it. You guys get BBQ, fireworks and all that. In Finland we get a military parade in just one single town, we watch the Unknown soldier movie and spend the evening watching the president shake hands with his guests in the Independence day presidential gala.
>>61692194
Finland has an independence day??
>>61692242
from russia
>>61692242
Duh? 6.12. Paid holiday and all that. Most it's just people watching the elite shake hands with the president. If we get lucky, the leftist and bullshit "anarchists" clash with the cops. Last time it happened comedy ensued.
>>61692140
Happy 4th of July bruv
>>61691805
>Spanish will make you want to kill yourself as you'll never learn it properly
What does this comment mean?
>>61690396
Happy Birthday Dutchbro
And Happy Birthday U.S.A.
>>61692293
It's one of those languages that you dominate only by being born into it
He's not joking
>>61692140
>In D.C.
Are you black?
>>61690396
today isnt your birthday
>>61692271
>Last time it happened comedy ensued.
Details please
And are fireworks legal in funland?
>>61692331
>you dominate only by being born into it
People dont even dominate it by being born into it.
I know people that cant conjugate the verb "satisfacer" in future properly
>>61692140
happy 4th bro
>>61692403
Oby because we have a bunch of people who never paid attention at school
Ugh... You'd think people would be more considerate about the combat vet living next to them when they set off fireworks all weekend
Is this allowed?
>>61692293
Fucking love that screencap
>>61692472
>underage drinking
no
>>61692472
Out of focus pictures are never allowed
>>61692381
Only during the new year.
They were renovating the Presidential palace, so they kept the party in Tampere. For some reason the anachists decided that new is the perfect time to strike. They got this hockey-themed war plans and published a blog about it. Police decided to play it safe and made sure they had half the precinct over there in riot gear.
So they broke windows because they wanted to make the system taste it's own medicine. Throw bottles at the cops. When the press interviewed them they said that "They did what had to be done." Why breaking windows, public property and all that was absolutely necessary in order to break the system was kept as a mystery.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZI5Ms27iQ0
Bought a leather jacket but I'm not sure if it's too small or not
I'm pretty tall but when it comes to jackets I just get mediums, in this case though the sleeve only goes down to my wrist (instead of just below it) and the jacket itself is exactly waist length on me, so unless I tuck in my shirt it looks kinda short
Should I try and exchange it for a large? I don't want to end up with a jacket that's TOO big but I don't know if I'm happy with the one I have.
>>61692472
in mississippi it is as long as your under the limit
>>61692532
Take a picture with the jacket on and post it here
>>61692472
That disgusting of a car is definitely not allowed, no
>>61692604
Not at home right now and I tried earlier anyway but couldn't find a good angle that shows the full jacket on me
>>61692515
Hahaha I thought the dude hit by a horse was a chick at first
Catchy drum tune though
>>>/s4s/
truly the best board
h-hi big strong americans and spanish bastardos and FUCKING LEAFERS hehe
>did nothing but play runescape all day
what a life
OH CANADA
>>61692676
did nothing but shitpost all day
>>61692715
OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND
Gonna go watch fireworks at Magic Mountain soon, ladmates.
>>61692767
TRUE PATRIOTI LOVE
>>61692788
Absolute madman.
>>61692788
haha what a madman
just got out of the slammer and immediately trying to get back in
>>61692796
IN ALL THY SONS COMMAND
>>61692655
Tough luck
Quick do I buy more beer or no?
>>61692788
F
>>61692833
yes
>>61692788
Who's this guy anyways???
>all these teen hipster chicks in life is Strange
My fucking dick
>>61692823
TO PRAISE A FUCKING LEAF
You deserve to be banned if you post fedora man.
>>61692788
The hero Ganada deserves
>>61692858
wilb17
>>61692849
is that good? I've been holding off as most of the good reviews come from the Tumblr crowd that also liked Read Only Memories.
What the fuck is wrong with brits?
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1467658658042.webm
Was this our future if we didn't separate? Really makes you think, desu
>>61692851
I TRUSTED YOU CUNT
>>61692833
FUCK store is closed. I'll just drink what I have left quickly
>>61692849
Eh. what's the point if there's no porn.
>>61692851
apologize NOW
>>61692912
same problem
about to slam some beers
>>61692893
both britain and japan
>island super nations
>tea based society
>terrible dental hygiene
>ripe with autism
>stupid fetish enthusiasts
>>61692883
Just started it. Seems entertaining so far. You play as an 18 year old so there's gonna be some shittines that's entailed with that.
>>61692911
Fuck you m8, i bet you're from Alberta
Hope the american that tried to smuggle rats made it and fucked it over
>>61692930
Happy independence day, bud
>>61692893
>"so don't be shy"
>"get that hand mowveen"
>>61692851
fantastic
>>61690396
Happy birthday you ginormous faggot.
What do you think is the defining characteristic that causes a man to be perceived as pathetic?
Fug lads, I'm feeling extra patriotic right now.
>>61693005
Apathy
FROM THE MOUNTAINS
>>61693005
posting on 4chan
>>61693005
Not being able to jack it off five times a day
>>61693005
Lack of confidence
>>61693005
Being french canadian.
Also not being able to do shit for and by himself
>>61693020
TO THE PRAIRIES
>>61691504
Mine too
F
>>61693005
No ambition at all
Doesn't know what he wants
And if he knows what he wants, he doesn't do jack shit about it aka doesn't want it hard enough
Posting on 4chan
Low selfesteem and all that because he doesn't do anything and hates himself for it. Ugly because he dresses like shit and doesnt look after his body
>>61692943
I'm Ontario masterrace tbqdesuwy
Apologize
>>61693005
Earning less than 6 digits
>>61693043
TO THE OCEANS
>>61692953
thanks you as well
>>61693005
Lacking conviction, or being a liar
I'm sat on the toilet shitting out a burger whilst drinking a beer and literally shit posting. What's the most American thing you've done today l, boys?
>>61693005
Always thirsty
>>61693064
>doesnt look after his body
tfw I only shower if i'm going to see family
>>61693005
Lack of confidence
Lack the ability to live independently
Unable to control their emotions to a reasonable degree
Unable to take responsibility of their own actions and decisions
Lack of courage to change one's self or situation (if they are truly able to do so), choosing to whine incessantly instead
>>61693069
>Apologize
Do you believe i enjoy watching my women getting fucked by black men?
>>61691617
What's it called?
I have sources
>>61691788
Nice :D
>>61691904
Thanks
>>61692302
Danke
>>61692357
It is
>>61693125
Yes
>>61693147
it isnt though
proofs
>>61693072
WHITE WITH FOAMMMMMM
>went to the liquor store
>had a 12 pack for 30 bucks
>go to the back of the store
>12 pack of the same with 3 extra free cans for the same price
>mfw
>>61690396
Happy birthday
Gotta go get ready to watch freedom explosions.
>>61693069
Hey.
I went to the CIC website and I MIGHT be able to qualify for their Express program or whatever. I need to take a Canadian English proficiency test first.
I'd like to make my way to Toronto or Ottawa. What sites do Canadians use to job search? The same shit we use, right (Indeed, etc)?
>>61691788
Shelly Johnson
Great taste bud, I hop you have a good one
>>61693102
Loser
>>61693176
12 pack for 30 bucks?
the fuck?
>>61693158
I'll only apologize when you take that fucking leaf off your flag.
You cant seriously sing your anthem without remembering THAT LEAF and laughing in the middle of it.
>>61693159
Mommy made cake
>>61693177
Thanks
Have fun
>>61691894
I started capping. To high quality straight French porn when I learned French
Maybe you were just a faggot to begin with
>>61693193
There's literally no freedom in Canada.
>tfw ugly
>>61693193
the cheapest of cheap beer in leafland is at least a dollar a can lad
>>61693207
So
what's your age?
>>61693176
Dude, I can get 12 beers for about 9 bucks here.
JAKAJkakaJkaJkajkAJka DALE DISCAPACITADOS DE MIERDA POSTEEN LA """""""""RANITA""""""" JAJAJAJAJ SE HACEN LOS BOLUDOS ESTOS BOLIGUAYOS
is there a single legitimate reason to not end life early?
>>61693207
its like 4 am why is cake still out?
>>61693230
*throws banana on the ground*
>>61693225
wew, i'm sorry man. I'm buying 16oz's of high grav for 75 cents a pop
>>61693176
I can get a beer for less than a loon...
WAIT YOU FAGGOTS CANT SERIOUSLY CALL YOUR CURRENCY "LOONIE"
>>61693207
Will do, going to wear this shirt.
>>61693178
Yup, indeed, monster, workopolis,... the usual.
>>61693230
I don't know what this means, but answer me this question: why is it hard to find Youtube videos of Buenos Aires with actual Argentinian people in them?
>>61693254
can you shut the fuck up already you poor ass god damn mestizo shitskin cocksucker. You're not funny and your cuntry is a fucking shithole.
>>61693029
>>61693064
>>61693079
>>61693120
so acting like a woman?
>>61693207
The Orange properties are the last of the 2nd side of the board. Monopoly professional Monopoly players consider them the best on the board. According to analysis, the Oranges rank 2nd out of 10 in visitation frequency (50% chance of being hit per trip around the board!) and 1st in payoff percentage.
>>61693241
It was away
I just took it out
>>61693227
21
>>61693271
Thanks for the (You)
thats all i wanted
Saw this lads
Pros:
>beta white boy gets a qt Chinese GF at the end
Cons:
>Hillary Clinton is president
>Will Smith dies in a training accident (???) before the movie begins and is mentioned 3 times in the movie. I thought he was the star when I walked in lmao
>The movie was absolute irredeemable trash and it would be best if we forget it exists
>>61693271
Somebody got triggered
>>61693290
how very nice of you
happy birthday friendo. Hope you enjoy it if you were here in america I would say go drink until you can stand
>>61693309
I don't even know who is in it. Is Will even in the movie at all?
>>61693290
That's the age when you got to start taking things seriously
>>61693309
It's flopping pretty hard.
>>61693271
he mad
>>61693282
Acting like a dumb woman. I doubt you'd find a lot of women with the said qualities in Harvard.
>tfw no preppy American gf to marry for green card and stuff
>>61693309
Are you being honest about the Will Smith part?
>tripfags
>/b/ memes
>rampant anime avatars
>alcoholics
>not a single funny post
can this general die already?
BOI YO ASS SHLEEEEEEEEP
>>61693225
I went to based Quebec a couple of years ago and got what I recall was around a 40oz of some molson beer that was 10.1% for cheap. That's the only good deal I found there. Although my favorite beer is La Fin Du Monde.
>>61693387
sauce
now
Sup
>I'll never marry a cougar milf
>>61693387
Blue board, faggot
>>61693387
I want to suck those titties until they become sensitive enough to produce milk then bend her over and milk her into a metal bucket and cum to the sound of milk hitting the metal as I squeeze away.
>The man in BLACK'd fled across the desert
God damn it Stephen
>>61693418
I don't know why you would want sauce since its non sexual
Lizzie Bayliss
>>61690396
Feliz Aniversário, anão!
>>61693458
There is nothing explicit about that image
>shower
>cold water is tepid at best
Fucking hate living in a hot place. Moving to Washington soon.
>>61693461
stop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X4fYP9bqqw
USA
>>61693528
fuck off tripshit
>tfw spending independence day alone playing vidya hoping that some lads will want to get together and set off from fireworks but it looks like it isn't happening
>>61693528
Tbh
>>61693552
Filtered
Have a good 4th though.
>come back from Ireland yesterday
>family is away in hawaii
>cousins are in Italy and bahamas
>friends are traveling somewhere or spending the 4th with family
>tfw at least /cum/ is here, there is beer in the fridge and people are shooting off fire works from the forest
Isnt the most eventful 4th 2bh but I'm jet lagged and this sure is comfy, happy 4th guys
>>61693528
didnt they cut out your brain or something?
>>61693616
youre no exception
see
>>61693552
>>61693635
wow that was rude as fuck
>>61693635
I'm pretty cool
Don't mind me bro
>>61693486
What movie is this from?
What's going on in this thread?
>>61693652
where do you think you are?
>>61693662
I'm going to guess it's his costume for
The Dark Tower.
>tfw almost everyone that used to post from a year back is already gone
>tfw none of the new tripfags are even interesting
>>61693683
>tfw her new bf is uglier than me
>tfw my new gf is hotter than her
Feels pretty swell lads tbqh
>>61693718
Haha nice
>>61693697
Damnit, another reminder that I need to read those books. Guess I'm going to the library.
Idris is playing Roland Deschain.
>>61693718
>tfw your new gf is hotter than hers
>>61693713
>implying you were even here a year ago or the posting was better then now
>>61693749
I bought the first one but I haven't picked it up yet. I'm streaky with my reading. I need to finish Rendezvous with Rama first.
