>dreaming of backpacking through Europe
>thinking about learning [Danish] because of 1/10 [Danish] heritage
>shitposting about blacks and immigrants in other countries while being a country founded by immigrants, being the most diverse country on the planet and having a black president
>wearing nothing but t-shirts, cargo shorts and flip-flops
>never watching non-American movies
>spending [huge fucking amount] of money on getting a college degree while majoring in [useless major] and then complaining online on how higher education is a scam
Just Swedish things
>being a cuck
im american
>>61694383
Wreck'd
>looking at North Korea and feeling sorry for their brainwashed minds, then praising the US as the god-blessed country of freedom and getting told by teacher to make the Pledge of Alliance or face public harassment and humiliation
>volunteering at a refugee center, getting raped and then withholding information from the police for fear of being racist
>volunteer at a refugee center, get stabbed
>go to Ikea, get stabbed
>go to school, get katana'd
>living in the most liberal country on earth while also being the rape capital of Europe
>>61694358
>dreaming of backpacking through Europe
Literally what is wrong with wanting to experience different cultures? This is hypocritical considering your BLANDA UPP stance in your future points
>thinking about learning [Danish] because of 1/10 [Danish] heritage
Of course a Swede would be offended by the idea of someone taking pride in where they came from.
>shitposting about blacks and immigrants in other countries while being a country founded by immigrants, being the most diverse country on the planet and having a black president
We're offended that you are gutting your own cultures (and you have the gall to make fun of our lack of "pure blood" while encouraging the extinction of your own races) while simultaneously encouraging the replacement of your ethnic nationals with foreign nationals as progress
>wearing nothing but t-shirts, cargo shorts and flip-flops
Everyone in your picture is wearing dress shirts, and none of them are wearing cargo shorts, senpai
>never watching non-American movies
Literally look at the recent Oscars
>spending [huge fucking amount] of money on getting a college degree while majoring in [useless major] and then complaining online on how higher education is a scam
So you'd be happy with spending $23,893 a year (average tuition at public universities for out-of-state residents) in an unforgiving job market? You, posting from a country where college is LITERALLY FREE? I wish you weren't Swedish so that telling you to stick something up your ass might be insulting.
>>61694673
>I wish you weren't Swedish so that telling you to stick something up your ass might be insulting.
top kek
>>61694358
Americans make fun of cargo shorts. We wear dress shorts
This swede is a top banterlad look at all the rage itt
>>61694757
>responding to banter with banter is considered rage
ok. Says the Dutch poster who just made a 'dead Americans' thread...
>>61694757
>bantering americans
yeah, "top banter"...
>>61694358
>>61694544
Why are swedes so smug bros?
>>61694757
Edgelord who posted the burgers dying thread detected.
>posts american criticisms of americans
really makes you think
>using your god-blessed capitalistic individualism to buy exactly the same things as your peers
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>>61695094
>Woah Claus you are such a special snowflake. You truly aren't a sheep!
>>61695113
please buy our ugg boots
>thinking "fat-free" means you can't get fat from it
>>61695131
>mixing up European countries
>>61695224
Ok sven
>>61695337
>>61695410
>le epic all americans are fat lol
6 foot 160 pounds reporting in.
>>61694358
>never watching non-American movies
My European friends are more guilty of this than me. I ask them about movies and shows from their home countries and 99% of what they watch is American, the rest is usually BBC stuff.
>>61694544
The pledge is creepy as fuck but by high school nobody says it, except this one super brainwashed kid I knew who did ROTC in college would say it in his dorm every morning.
Plus last I checked you won't get sent to a gulag for not saying it.
>>61695054
There is some GLORIOUS ass in that photo.
>>61694358
>cargo shorts
Wow what a fucking a loser
I wouldn't be caught dead in those
>>61695727
Maybe just Guantanamo, right?
>>61695772
I actually knew one guy who was forced to sit in the hall for not saying the pledge. The teacher was moody and pregnant, and just didn't like him in the first place.
