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/balt/
>>61679773
EXCELLENT edition
floccinaucinihilipilification
Kyary
>>61679773
WHO IS THIS
#turnofftheinternet
/eire/ + /Celt/
>>61679818
STOP IT
ITT: we confess our sins
>>61679773
who is this beautiful gilr?
>>61679786
manholdingfingerstoeyestoemphasiseorientalfeatures.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZSC_Z65pKE
Mogg
>>61679846
ive done a prostate orgasm a few times desu
>>61679846
I'm unironically Irish *cowers in fear*
Me on the left
you can't buy sour cream in denmark
no stores have it
MOGGY
>>61679885
how does that work?
>>61679786
a plastic bag!
The first celtic kings were infact black and your king henry the fifth was actually half malian. Your queen victoria had a black grandparent. Brits we blacks civilised you
ignore me lads testing my flags
>>61679913
rub your g-spot in your anus
then you cum
>>61679900
Backwards country
>>61679846
I spoke English once
who /moggite/ here?
WELCOME TO THE MOGG ZONE
jacob rees mong
>>61679886
*notices her hair*
Aaaah yes, VERY impressive
*picks her up and puts her in a bin*
>>61679822
now I see why she wears a fringe lmao
>>61679846
I spoke english twice
Sweden really disappoints me 2bh
>>61679881
Absolute bender, don't like him.
>>61679977
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZSC_Z65pKE
>>61679786
cute post
>>61679799
good post
>>61679811
EXCELLENT post
>>61679818
Moggy post
>>61679822
cute post
>>61679824
cute post
>>61679834
confusing post
>>61679836
pretty cool post
>>61679844
floccinaucinihilipilification post
>>61679846
scary post
>>61679849
I agree post
>>61679862
funny post
>>61679881
moggy post
>>61679885
tmi post
>>61679886
cute post
>>61679889
funny post
>>61679894
anime post
>>61679900
interesting post
feel like a cup of hot java
someone fire up the aeropress?
how come i can't read the argos catalogue online? the big one they have in the shop . their website doesn't have everything that i saw in the book just a few days ago
Why don't you just take drugs? Requires virtually zero effort in order to achieve a certain, good, feeling. All you do is swallow a pill and you get a guaranteed feeling, every time (so long as you're smart about managing tolerance / dependence).
>he fell for the 'drugs are bad, hmmkay?' spiel in school
You don't know what you're missing.
>>61680032
Torbjörn are you here to be a reminder to the brits about their lost against iceland.
>>61680094
side effects are shite and apart from weed and benzos the hangovers not worth it senpai
>>61680094
>Why don't you just take drugs
I do
Bethany looks great tonight lads
>>61680094
t. desklad
>>61680094
no connections to obtain them
I like the Denmark poster for some reason
rate my new shoes lads
>>61680060
good post
>>61680094
I'm not a degenerate
>>61680064
get a moka pot, you pleb
>>61679967
holy wow
>>61680144
>Why no, I never drink aeropress, i have a "moka pot"
>>61680113
Pierre are you here here to be a reminder to the Icelandic about their lost against France?
>>61680138
they will make you run faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaast no doubt on that
*prays to an imaginary fairy in the sky*
surely my problems will be solved now!
What do I get?
Oh oh
What do I get?
>>61680172
It depends, are you here to be a reminder to the British about their loss against Iceland ?
I'll never get over the floccinaucinihilipilification of fedora posting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGLeaJFVWzY
>>61680187
>pretend my intellect is superior to almost every man that's ever existed combined
>wonder why i'm a depressed piece of shit
ahh yess
>>61680187
*tips croissant*
>>61680144
>burnt coffee
Ah yes, how """delicious"""
>>61680206
not intentionally
nationalism is evil because it's usurping god with country
Not sure how I'm ever going to make it. In fact it often feels that I won't ever make it. However someone once told me that we're all going to fucking make it and its not like this person to lie.
can someone explain limmy to me lads
really don't get it
>>61680094
So called "IRA" might kneecap me
>>61680247
>intentionally
In the end only our acts define us pal
>>61680187
*tips paddy cap*
>>61680258
we are all going to make it
>>61680258
>>61680264
>>61680272
Three Irish posts in a row great achievement lads
>>61680264
used to be funny but is now too political and basically just plays games with a bunch of losers that stalk him.
*revs microwave*
*it makes a noise like a couching old man*
*sigh*
forgot to replace the oil..
>>61680319
>>61680313
>>61680296
Three Irish posts in a row great achievement lads
my gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcCtVaAhhUc
>>61680313
>it'll all get better
>tfw leadsom wins, Chilcott kills the coup and Corbyn is PM by 2020
Can I get a round of applause for Nigel, please.
>>61680187
*tips horned helmet*
what a lovely day for staying inside wahey
yo
>>61680405
sup
>>61680364
what happened with that inquiry anyway?
is brexit just a huge ruse to divert attention?
>>61680319
>>61680344
i claimed this thread for /éire/ + /celt/ at the beginning
Today in America we are celebrating our victory over the British Empire.
Let us take this time to remember the horrible and embarrassing beating we gave them.
And now all please stand for the American National Anthem.
The Star-Spangled Banner
O say can you see, by the dawn’s early light,
What so proudly we hail’d at the twilight’s last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight
O’er the ramparts we watch’d were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket’s red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there,
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
On the shore dimly seen through the mists of the deep
Where the foe’s haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o’er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning’s first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines in the stream,
’Tis the star-spangled banner - O long may it wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave!
And where is that band who so vauntingly swore,
That the havoc of war and the battle’s confusion
A home and a Country should leave us no more?
Their blood has wash’d out their foul footstep’s pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave,
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
O thus be it ever when freemen shall stand
Between their lov’d home and the war’s desolation!
Blest with vict’ry and peace may the heav’n rescued land
Praise the power that hath made and preserv’d us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto - “In God is our trust,”
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
>>61680187
*tips cork hat*
britain is about to get a whole lot more crowded
http://www.strawpoll.me/10665433
http://www.strawpoll.me/10665433
http://www.strawpoll.me/10665433
remember that lazy raid that happened at 5am
me neither
>the so called 'Islamic' state, or Daesh, if you will.
all rhetoric aside i could really do with a gf
Lincoln on film4
Any good?
>Leadsom
literally who
good or bad?
>YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING NOW
>>61680547
Long af
Farage...had a hard life...He needs some time to rest
Writing my bachelor's thesis in memeology tbqh
want a nigel leader
>>61680547
Oscar bait
>>61680521
The rhetoric will never be put aside until all parties gather around the negotiating table
>>61680547
reminder that lincoln was a republican
need a danish bf
>>61680522
>she will never have a flat tummy again
It's all downhill now until she gets knocked up or falls off the deep end with the xannies again.
>>61680634
thanks
>>61680634
But the media keeps telling me republicans are evil WTF
hello>>61680557
Why do they even bother trying to deliver stuff in the week unless you specifically ask for it?
S M H
/brit/ + /scand/ thread when?
Have been in Belguim since 9:30 GMT. It's nice with lots of small shops and such but there is graffiti everywhere and there are also lots of immigrants. For a £30 flight and £15 in a hostel it's not bad. There are lots of soldiers about so I feel pretty safe even if there are some dodgy types...
>Why yes, I do know what the words 'republican' and 'democrat' mean
Need a yank britboo gf
>barclays has £1 trillion worth of assets
wew
>>61679846
I hate everything about France in public but secretly like it very much
need some broads in Atlanta
Alloy wheels cost 1/4 - 1/2 of the total cars worth
Why does this meme exist?
Yes I do consider myself alt-right
*yells to get all your attention*
hey guys! watch this!
*positions oneself*
*tries to do a backflip*
*lands awkwardly and dislocates shoulder*
FUCCCCCK!
*looking around in panic*
somebody help
help
>>61680693
literally any american girl
>>61680685
Which city lad? How long are you staying?
>>61680685
which neighborhood are you in?
What are your immediate thoughts?
>>61680557
>former banker claiming to care for the working class
>>61680725
Excellent post
>>61680722
HSBC has quite a bit more desu, it's the largest non-Chinese (state backed) bank in the world.
>john major
why is he never mentioned anywhere?
>>61680744
we all have a bit of britain inside us
>>61680685
Wow. I thought Britain was depressing
>>61680741
*ignores you*
*walks away*
>>61680557
literally fucking woeful
inexperienced as a politician, comes off as braindead and has dodgy tax affairs
>>61680782
1. She's peng
2. JUST
3. WWTL?
who /watchingloveisland/ here?
>change profile picture 15 minutes ago
>0 likes
>>61680693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIXHcOjJpxY
>>61680836
>She's peng
She's also the reason he unJUSTed himself
remember that runt who said he was a "banker" because he works a till and makes 18k ahahaha
>>61680791
>Industrial and Commercial Bank of China
>total assets: $3.6 trillion
weeeeeeew
fucking love this Moggposting
>>61680826
I-I'll buy a fucking aeropress
just help me, call an ambulance
*crying*
>>61680850
normie cut off is 5 likes, you're doing well lad
>remember that runt who said he was a "banker" because he works a till and makes 18k ahahaha
>>61680138
>Ozweegos
oh christ, bet you're the same paddy with the Yeezys aren't you
marco
>>61680837
Post slags
Hello, do you know if i can get a british passport? My mother is english, I'm not really interested in living there, but the next year I'm going to do a tour through Europe and the whole travelling stuff is easier as a european citizen
Google gives nothing
The black bull
chris evans already dropped lol
>>61680787
It's kind of a love-hate process
Am German btw
>>61680946
no don't have yeezys
big black clock
>>61680893
*pours lighter fluid on you*
MARCO!
That which doesn't kill you can only make you stronger
POLO!
>>61680782
CUZ I'M IN TOO DEEP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waixG1Dhr3w&feature=youtu.be
>>61681056
could also hospitalise you forever
standing in the shadows
moving like a laser
>>61681072
thank you my brother
where should i go on holiday this year lads? where you off to?
How can such a beautiful creature exist?
>>61681140
>dyed hair
>>61681140
>dyed hair
into the bin
>Paul Nuttall favourite to be next UKIP leader
Going to bed lads, someone tuck me in? :3
Wife's son wont call me dad
*throws self out the window*
what am i like lol
home, drunk, indians en route
>>61680951
This
>>61681165
Scouse pride
World wide
>>61681140
Too old, sad.
>>61681170
*sucks your dick*
woops!
>>61681170
*tucks you in*
*kisses your forehead*
night lad
>>61681178
>Wife's son
ummm wut? O_o are you a KEK!??? xDD
>>61681128
interrailing with the gf
>>61680982
*sniffling*
what the fuck dude?
*spitting lighter fluid out*
*notices an Icelandic flag on your coat*
f-five two.
*you look at me with sheer fury*
oh fuck
*yells out to denmark*
CALL THE POLICE TOO
>>61681140
what's this compulsion to dye their hair some stupid color?
>>61681170
*rubs your crotch*
liverpool mentioned
>>61681192
cute dog x
>>61681215
Fuck
off
Nonce
>he's not watching the new Professor Brian Cox™ programme on BBC1
plebian
>We all exist
Food for thought
lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcO8Lp_S55c
>>61681247
Too shitskin, sad.
>>61681247
why is she drinking sewage
>>61681247
those lips senpai
>>61681203
hello
>>61681237
It matches her eyes
>>61681230
she gonna bet bumed by jakub when your on the pkp intercity express
>>61681244
Stop posting this gay pride bear
>>61681192
disgusting
>>61681269
>not Brief Encounters
Imagine being nigel farage and getting your life's dream
>>61681269
Ah yes an oversimplified science show with more substance in the flashy visual effects than the actual content
>>61681247
>yfw this is mckayla maroney
>>61681324
no it really doesn't
>>61681192
is that a bloke
really makes u think
>>61681324
Damn, dude, she's old, I tell you. Don't waste your time on this useless whore.
>>61681283
but what if we don't?
>>61681356
*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
What will UKIP do now?
>>61681311
Hello, where are the slags?
>>61681369
dam... tru u kno...
April, come she will
When streams are ripe and swelled with rain
May, she will stay
Resting in my arms again
June, she’ll change her tune
In restless walks, she’ll prowl the night
July, she will fly
And give no warning to her flight
August, die she must
The autumn winds blow chilly and cold
September, I’ll remember
A love once new has now grown old
>>61681355
Oh I'm sorry.
Let me use 4chan humour to fit in.
BANE!
Well done well done...HOWEVER
Top Cuck
Ahh Yes, Very impressive
Bit cold out
WE
I liek spn do u liek spn
Bloody pathetic.
reminder that we are in all in the bad timeline like that one movie Heinz Gate
>>61681363
don't even start with me bud
>>61681387
Post an attractive girl of preferable age then
>Tory leadership hopeful Andrea Leadsom gave a “car crash” performance in the first hustings in front of MPs Parliament this evening, according to a senior Conservative.
>>61681402
the same thing they do every year anon... try to take over the world!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQwMCQFgQgo
*becomes woke*
Time it was
And what a time it was, it was
A time of innocence
A time of confidences
Long ago it must be
I have a photograph
Preserve your memories
They're all that's left you.
>>61681463
>inb4 Cara
>>61681402
Die. It was a one trick pony that has no reason to exist anymore. Nigel Farage was just an opportunist who is gonna move onto the next promising populist movement.
>>61681511
according to the ruskie Cara is also too old
>>61681463
Yep, you got it. Russian ayy lmao.
I want to sleep forever
>>61681499
H.C. Andersen kept a journal detailing his masturbation habits, he even rated them
>>61681499
ah yes, constantly a victim of themselves, very impressive
my gf
>tfw le beer man comes back with a new party to appeal to the 52% who voted remain.
Needs to be come kind of left of centre economy with right wing conservative social aspects.
>>61681418
this is me x
Bella
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
>>61681564
She has a strong chin
Non-brits out of /brit/.
British posts for British workers.
FUCK OFF
>>61681575
one of us
What did she mean by this
>>61681589
*makes unintelligible whistling sounds*
>>61681564
face too masculine looking for me
>>61681612
wait what, this is a shop right?
>dubstep soundtrack
This Brian Cox pandering show is grim.
>>61681612
Why doesn't she have nipples?
>>61681499
is the little mermaid the only thing Danish people ever think about?
>>61681402
Nige will try to get other countries to leave the EU, his work is done in the UK. The rest of UKIP will fall into irrelevancy, they've accomplished their one objective and no-one has a reason to vote for them anymore. They could possibly continue to grab the working-class voters who aren't lefty cucks from Labour, although it's likely that Corbyn will go anyway.
You stabbed us in ze back!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdpPHmRbLaw
can we agree that chipperoos actually make terrible chips?
>>61681615
Master-race, nuffsaid.
>>61681638
>she
AHHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD HAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rate my rare Neil
*pokes head around the door*
So, I'll be going to bed now. On my own. Big bed all to myself. Just me. Hardly seems worth having such a big, comfy bed. So... yeah. Goodnight.
*leaves door slightly ajar, gets into bed*
>>61681706
Fuck off, dad
>>61681647
is that yung lean
>>61681650
*grabs you by the trunk*
bakc the fuck off!?
Ah yes leavers very good.
HOWEVER.
May will literally ban fucking everything.
>>61681681
Good ones don't.
>>61681686
good lad
*does a think*
I should make some porridge
*ponders this further*
*stays woke*
>>61681706
For fuck sake, mum!
Can't you find someone else to fuck you?
>>61681706
*fucking SLAMS your door shut and places a chair under the handle*
>>61681752
May is far better than anything on offer
>>61681768
me
except they all say memes
haha
*hi fives you*
>>61681738
I'll clang you out mate
>>61681796
LEADSOM
E
A
D
S
O
M
>>61681771
too late lad, he's already learnt them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHIidBgwyTA
>>61681783
>it opens from the inside
>>61681796
Ah yes the best piece of shit very good
>>61681816
bang your dad out after i smashed your mum
>>61681824
This
Why do people like black american """"culture""""""
>>61681752
Porn, alcohol, Stormfront, anal sex, gambling, drugs, and general debauchery should all be illegal anyway
>>61681602
Wouldbreedmydogwith/10
>>61681816
I'll clobber you so hard you'll be drinking your soup through a straw mate
>>61681771
What is a good book with lots of solved examples, I'm interested in engineering applications
>>61681706
*trucks you in*
*crashes the truck, with no survivors*
for you
>>61681796
Please someone assassinate her
PLEASE
>>61681878
spivak's calculus
Theresa "1984 is my bible" May
>>61681686
have you shagged girls that look like that?
>>61681905
For real? Thanks
Why are you not backing mummy, /brit/?
>>61681824
>>61681853
>dodgy inexperienced banker
Hm yes
I wish I had to be a native English speaker to understand you well, guys.
ha, apparently I was on BBC One at Wimbledon today, time to trawl thorugh hours of iPlayer hehe
what are you listening to RIGHT NOW?
Teressa "What's the difference between a member of ISIS and someone who opposes immigration? Nothing they're both radical extremists" May.
WASHINGTON'D
rest in peace
>>61681967
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3biZkA-TNvs
literally all day every day
>>61681978
Except Theresa May is staunchly anti-immigration you dolt
>>61681905
Looks like introductory calculus, lad
If Leadsom wins I'm joining the Conservatives lads
rekt
>>61681918
No, I'm ugly retard.
>>61681930
>>61682054
i have no idea if i has partial differential equations
popped a viagra I'm feelin like Mase
>>61682095
you're missing out on basically the only thing your country has going for it, good job
>>61682048
Right wing opinions? No those will be very much banned under extremist laws. May hates free speech.
>>61682094
I recognise your posting style, you also post in the /got/ threads on /tv/ right?
not a fan of humanity honestly
>>61682140
yes
>tfw no aristocratic gf
im not creative enough to post in this general
i think this general is the best general on this board
poo
>>61682135
I never thought about it from that perspective.
>>61681967
Your mom screaming as i go deeper tb h
>>61682167
Doing three things at once like an absolute madman
>>61682176
>im not creative enough to post in this general
>>61682196
>>61682176
very creative work of fiction, this post
bare mcs just lie too much
if not they say "like" too much
easy peasy similes used frequently really gets on my nerves
If voting Brexit was good for us to defeat the establishment and the elite, why did Murdoch want us to vote Brexit? Shouldn't we be doing the opposite of what these people want?
>>61682215
i thought macedonia was where alexander the great from
>>61682176
having a wank
>>61682176
Thanks laddie
>>61682176
the trick is to not thinkaboutittoomuch
*does a handstand*
wahey haha
>>61682176
just bee urself
>>61682243
alexander was from real macedonia not fyr macedonia
>why yes, I DO listen to bjork
>>61682238
Murdoch isn't a (((Merchant))) banker and all the (((Merchant))) bankers were pro remain.
>>61682238
We all know that Brexit was a disastrous mistake but it's too late now so we may as well make the most of it kek
when i get a gf im nicknaming her "wankstain"
>>61682238
Thats what they want you to think
>go on holiday
>forget emergency number
>die by the time you search it up online
ah yes
>>61682169
>tfw all the aristocracy of your country was killed by angry peasants about 100 years ago.
>>61682238
he despises the british establishment
one of the reasons he was a staunch blairite and made diana the most famous person of the late 20th century
>Suicide bombing in Mecca
anyone still remember this classic meme?
>>61682372
no lad what is it haha
>>61682363
all me
>>61682243
Ajvar is from macedonia
>>61682293
All macedonias are beautiful
>>61682394
devon doyle :)
Boris Johnson was on /pol/ yesterday.
>>61682372
isn't that bad luck brian?
>>61682431
Boris Johnson here, not me.
>>61682452
Boris why are you such a cockwomble
>>61682341
>Chad expects it's citizens to remember 2251-4242 for an ambulance
having a laugh
>>61682342
Communism was the worst thing for Russia
Monarchy was bad but at least the country was still somewhat Russia, not the shitty concrete experiment that the Soviet Union was
>>61682431
>Boris backs Leadsom
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2016/jul/04/brexit-live-plan-leave-vote-hysteria-boris-johnson
>>61682482
0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
LEADSOM FOR PM
really wish i had just nutted up and bet on brexit, wouldve made a decent penny
>>61682529
impressive post
>>61682535
I want to cum in mummy's tummy.
>>61682553
Made £50 hehe
>>61682569
FOB
fascinating watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5ks5tmNwCY
>>61682510
monarchy was shit for russia as well
it was a backwards country then and it's a backwards country now
>>61682568
>meme candidates
Fucks sake, this is how Corbyn got elected
BoJo here,
I didn't really support brexit, it was just a ploy to get into 10 downing street. It all went a bit wrong and I feel like a right muggins at the moment.
Anyway, got to go make a pot noodle for din dins.
x
>>61682599
You better start backing mummy, lad.
>>61682596
The monarchy made it backwards, it simply didn't care for its citizens
At least Russia looked somewhat nice. It had nice architecture, and they had good writers, composers, artists, etc
And the 80% figure is bullshit
>>61682581
my favourite Icelander
gf keeps breeding interracially lads
hahahahaha im starting to think i live in a meme world
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/214479#.V3qjBfb6vIV
Charlotte Church for PM desu
>>61682650
She's describing how big my willy is in that pic.
getting the daily pannenkoek in
>>61682652
imagine if russia was a modern liberal democracy and it actually had universities you'd want to go to and cities you'd want to live in and world famous companies you'd want to work for and a cultural output that people gave a shit about
blew £900 at the bookies today lads
haha
only got £500 of my overdraft left. will win my money back tommorow
>>61682674
err are you complaining??
>>61682734
so-called """""""""""""""""""""""""""henry"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Goodnight lads
Someone fuck me in?
>>61682735
mmm yes, any way for me to invest in this venture?
>>61682721
Would've happened if they had a constitutional monarchy and not some family run dogshite
People keep saying St Petersburg is the 'nicest' Russian city, that its the most 'European', why? Because it has the least influence from Soviet architecture kek
>>61682779
*cucks you in*
>>61681703
love it
>>61682779
*sucks you in*
Mummy odds are shortening.
http://www.oddschecker.com/politics/british-politics/next-conservative-leader
>Tfw send off two job applications
>Notice a tiny mistake on CV I've read 1000 times as soon as I send it
Someone needs to fucking deal with my willy before it explodes preferably a lady with LARGE knockers
Stop calling her mummy, it's fucking weird.
>>61682844
>theresa may odds
what the fuck, what the actual fuck is wrong with people
>>61682779
*klux you in*
literally can't stop online shopping lads
what's this yank holiday they always celebrate today?
*hires a lady with LARGE knockers from backpage*
>>61682853
>being unemployed in the uk
how do you miserable fucks live with yourself?
>>61682974
>LE LIFE IS EASY IN 1ST WORLD COUNTRIES MEME
loooool
>Nigel Farage tells it like it is
>>61683018
Lets switch then
